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2017

15

Aug

Darya Savishkina Naked of the Day

Darya Savishkina is some model who is naked in some legendary recording studio where Jimmy Hendrix Recorded and as it turns out..no one gives a fuck where she’s naked, why she’s posing naked, who she is naked for, when she was naked….they don’t care what she is naked with, next to, or inside….they don’t care what iconic person was in that same location recording music…we don’t even care if music was recorded there at all…we just want to know where the pussy’s at dog…cuz I am not seeing NO pussy up in here…just a hot girl with a name that you’d think would equate to exposed pussy…but no exposed pussy can be found.

I feel robbed.

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2017

15

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Bikini of the Day

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This just in, hot off the fake news presses….Lily Rose Depp is the hottest thing out there as of right now.

Big fan of her..

Not just because I have a mother / daughter fetish and appreciate looking at both of their asses on the beach in bikinis…the idea of fucking a mom and a daughter, not necessarily at the same time has been in my mind for decades…because an old friend of mine used to do it, back when he dated this chick, moved into her house with her and her mom, would end up alone with the mom when the girlfriend was at work at the bar, and was basically seduced by the mom, forced to bang the mom the entire time he was there….something like three years…while still dating / banging the daughter…seemed like a lot of work…but magical too…I have the same fetish for sisters…..I think it’s normal…

Not because I have a Johnny Depp fetish, or even a young rich kid with famous parents fetish…she’s just young, tight and hot, in a bikini, living a good life..what’s not to like..and that face..

She’s great…at least to look at, because she’s likely a terribly shitty person…

Here is from her social…

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2017

15

Aug

Halsey Topless of the Day

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Halsey is topless in a magazine….

Most people don’t know who Halsey is, but apparently she does vocals on a big EDM party song – which was a smart move for her to do – because now she get invited everywhere…since you can’t always get to the top on your own merit, ride them coattails to get where you need to go…

The people who do know who Halsey is, have seen her tits before because she’s part of that generation of short hair, tits out, attention seeking designed as “art” or liberty to all…because it is clickbait the masses have decided is sending some higher message of equality, feminist power, or whatever it is that is going on here….

I prefer girls who don’t flash their tits, even though I like seeing the tits, because I am old and come from an era of girls cockteasing, rather than giving it up, because once it’s given up, it because less erotic, because it’s being put out there…

That’s not to say their plan of de-sexualizing toplessness works…it’s just to say famewhoring and attention seeking takes away from the tits we are looking at…they aren’t desexualized at all, in fact bitch is sexualizing the fuck out of them…they just aren’t hot because they smell of desperation…something I like in my street hookers, but not in my celebrities or trying to be celebrities..

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2017

15

Aug

Carmella Rose Naked of the DAy

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Her name is Mel with a Rose on instagram and she’s pretty much this nobody, but she has 1.2 million followers…thanks to getting into the instagram early on..and being really fucking hot…

Like most instagram girls, thirsty for all the fame they can get, like Tila Tequila was on myspace, they know that followers on social media matter to the people cutting the checks, whether for brand deals, tv deals, or sex deals…because rich guys like fucking things they see on the internet that have following, especially if those things live in Los Angeles and can be ubered to them easily….

That’s not to say Mel with a Rose is a whore, but she probably is, and she’s getting naked for this instagram photoshoot, because the naked body should be celebrated and is feminist..but also draws attention to an otherwise talented bitch…so good job….staying afloat…

Even her name is a stripper / porn stage name…nice…

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2017

15

Aug

Diane Kruger Beach Erotica of the Day

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Diane Kruger is a 41 year old German Goddess, who may not be a “nazi” like you’re American white folk in Virginia, but she is probably created, like Heidi Klum, from eugenics, or “strategic” breeding, thanks to her ancestors being Nazis, unlike the white folk in Virginia, because they actually killed millions of people because they were told what they were doing was the right thing, the patriotic thing, despite it being a pretty fucking vile thing…you can blame good marketing, like the Kardashians could easily sway a lazy nation of youth to do crazy shit, but I guess they are too narcissitic and busy looking in the mirror, or at their selfies to really do anything beyond vapid shit like face injections to get instagram followers….still damaging, still psychotic, but less violent…

I guess the point of the story is that at 41, Diane Kruger’s still got it..I’d bury my face in her ass like it was a Nazi Gas Chamber…ready to die for this shit…

LITERALLY.

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2017

15

Aug

Lea Michele’s Weird Angled Butt Shot of the Day

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Lea Michele, possible dude….probably not a dude…maybe just a hard face…but I like to pretend she’s a dude…because of the storyline I’ve written for her in my head…basically bred to be a girl, there are more parts for girls, taught to sing like a girl, hormone therapy to be like a girl, never quite being a girl…no periods in site, just a lot of duct tape, because stage parents take this shit seriously…they are committed to the cause, the dream…and they do what they need to do to make it happen..

Well, she’s in a bathing suit posing in ways that make me kind of want to fuck her – despite her being Lea Michele.

It’s a weird angle butt shot, but it’s less depressing than the rest of her feed, where she comes across as a vapid, lonely, cheesy, mainstream, confused, no personality, pile of shit…we can blame her testicles for that…they keep her edgy.

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2017

15

Aug

Dude Getting Blowjob on Beach and Other Videos of the Day

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Crazy Treadmill of the Day

Grandpa Getting a BEEJ in the Park

Mother of the Day – LOLZ

Dude Gets Tased by LAPD

Car Jacking Of the Day – Thank God the Dog is OK

Dude. These Nazi’s are Fucking Disgusting

Near Death Experience of the Day

Insane Footage of Guy in Yellow Going at Guy in Red and Failing Badly

Man VS Motel 6 Staffer

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2017

15

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The world is so bleak…why would I ever get out of bed to post stepLINKS…my contribution to the world so insignificant…I am a nothing…irrelevant…garbage…I should just give up…accept that life is over…I am a failure….a nothing…a realist…who realizes…there is not point…I never made it as a dot com billionaire or movie star…or cowboy…so instead I’ll just sit and rot…

But then I remember that I find happiness in the world being bleak, it’s when it’s not bleak that I get angry…and more importantly..I like staring at overrated tits..knowing that one day they will fall off..and for that…I dance..like the ballerina I never was because my foster parents were more into throwing bricks at me while collecting foster parent checks than encouraging my fat ass to jump like an angel / tom cruise..

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Jennnifer Aniston – Nipples
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Taylor Swift has Officially Been Sexually Assaulted
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Kendall Jenner – SLUT
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Father Faces Fear of Heights
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Massive Tits of the Day
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Corgi Puppy of the Day
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Britney Spears – Concert Erotica
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Baby Raccoons of the Day
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Kids Car Surfing Like Idiots
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2017

14

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw a girl in what I thought were the skimpiest shots ever, all of her ass cheeks hanging down, and she was so skinny, almost crackhead / bulemic skinny, only to realize as I got closer that it was just some weirdo looking dude, who looked like he probably would have shot up his school in the 90s, you know almost a Goth listening to Marilyn Manson, maybe more of a LARPER or Role Playing game Dungeons and dragons kind of kid…in womens clothing…

I couldn’t figure out what was wrong with his legs….he was wearing shorts….and it turned out dude was wearing full on pantyhose…but not the way a goth or punk would wear fishnets in the past…but in a Bruce Becoming Caitlin kind of gender fluid, not the kind of gender fluid dripping off your computer screen, but the dudes are girls, girls are dues, one gender weirdness that is everywhere…

I wonder what initiated that..were we always cross dressing transgendered, is it the hormones in the food, is it the media, is it evolution…population control whatever it is..it is everywhere…so you best become pansexual, prepared to fuck everything, so you can take advantage of fucking all the willing weirdos…close enough to a pussy cuz it has lipstick, nail polish and some lace panties on….it will save you embarrassment when you get caught checking out their asses…not realizing there are balls in there…

Here are some LINKS

Jennifer Aniston – About those Nipples
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Really Busty Asian Girl Tests 3D Bikini
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Anne Hathaway Alleged Nudes I Won’t Post Cuz of Lawsuits and SHit
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Orlando Bloom Still Fucking Katy Perry
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Nicole Scherzinger White Bikini
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Hilary Duff – Bikini Cleavage
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Mother of Car Ramming Suspect Was Told He Was Going to Rally
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Dude Drops Phone From Plane While Recording Video
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Miley Cyrus Ditches Teen Choice Awards – Because She Knows Teen Choice Awards ARe Shit
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Naked Selfie – Plane Bathroom
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Nina Dobrev – Tits in a Bra and FULLY CLOTHED
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Jennifer Aniston – So Obsessed with Herself…
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Artic Wolf Acting Friendly…
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Girl VS Lightning
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Dove Cameron Hot in a Sports Bra
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Aubrey Plaza – POKIES
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Rita Ora at the Teen Choice Awards
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Kaia Gerber is Hot
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Big Titty Selfie
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Entrance to the Parking Lot Fail
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Fallen Power Line Starts Fire
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Katherine Schwarzenegger Looks Like Her Mom
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Vanessa Hudgens Really Tight Pants
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Joanna Krupa Panty Flash
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Some Slut Named Clara McGregors
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Kendall Jenner Fucks Blake Griffin
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Huge Tits – Close Up
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Truck VS Bridge
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Topless AUssie of the Day
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The Teen Choice Awards Were Proof the World is Doomed…
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Some Lizzie Olsen in a White Dress
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Aubrey O’Day Looking Trans!
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Baby Otter Misses Her Human
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Bieber Gets Denied by some Slut
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Hackers Release New Episodes of Curb
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Tom Cruise Failed Stunt…
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Girl Pees in a Cup in Public Store and Puts it Back on Shelf
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RANDOM TUMBLR PORN OF THE DAY
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Heart Shaped Boob Challenge..
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Shaved Tattooed Chick
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Unexpected Visitor at the Glory Hole
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Girlfriend of the Year
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Some Naked Chick in Some Cheesy Shoot
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Best List of Porn!
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A Couple Sluts in a Nude Shoot By the Pool
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Tits at the Beach
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2017

14

Aug

Hilary Duff Feeding Pussy of the Day

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How about some clickbait of Hilary Duff feeding a bunch of cats at a cat farm where they milk the cats to make cat milk and cheese because cat milk is cheaper to produce than Dairy Milk and when all mixed together…no dumb consumer knows the fucking difference…they just drink it up, make it into ice cream…whatever they can do to cut costs…it’s the American Capitalistic Way…something Hilary Duff lives by, because she also cut corners to make as much stupid money as she possible could, so that now she sits on a pile of money and can afford the luxury of going to cat dairy farms to feed the cats before they get milked…

In other news, she posted a slutty selfie, because all women are slutty, and want to be sexualized, even when they aren’t hot…but lucky for Hilary Duff…she’s hot…better than ever…thick and juicy…I’d eat it all up…like a boy of cat milk yogurt…

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