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2017

11

Aug

Jessica Simpson Titty Dance of the Day

Jessica Simpson shook her fat tits for a social media post…because she’s discovered BOOMERANG and it probably entertains what you’d assume was her small mind, if you’re from the era of her reality TV show, or really any public interview, that I’ll assume is just a front to relate to the trash who are into her and who buy her stupid clothing and who made her a billionaire through K-Mart fashions…because it makes her relatable, like one of them, when really she’s some money grubbing celebrity….with big tits, tits she realized long ago allows her some leeway in her prone to fatness size, because they make for a good contrast, offset the gut that Weight Watchers paid her a million dollars to lose when she was a fucking blimp….giving her a second shot at life and mom hotness…and all it took was money and cash because this girl who plays a retard is either a retard with a good team…or calculating…and I can’t figure it out because I am hypnotized by tits…

TO SEE PICS OF HER IN A WEIRD HOOKER OUTFIT THAT SHOWCASES HER GUNT CLICK HERE

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2017

11

Aug

Jessica Biel is Back on TV Getting Eaten Out of the Day

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I guess Jessica Biel is tired of being a Justin Timberlake groupie bitch, who waits around at home all day for his call, back when she secured him as a sperm donor despite being a homosexual and husband, you know showing him her loyalty so that her boy band dreams of marrying the boy band came true…and it did…

Because she’s back at work, not that she’s worked in decades, trying to secure herself as an actress, and I guess is doing it with slutty performances that either are designed to piss of her husband or turn him on..or allow her to legally be touched by another man so that her Prenup contract pays out…

Maybe she’s always been a slut exhibitionist out for male attention, we just didn’t realize because her show was 7th Heaven and she become a Timberlake soon after, before really getting naked out there…but she did always show off her fitness body to the world….to secure her place as a body we’d want to see naked….that ass round…you know…

Maybe having the kid and showing the world her tits to breast feed, it’s empowering, or her pussy for inspections inspired her to say “naked isn’t bad”…but we can assume she was getting naked long before that..

I guess it comes down to it being nice to see her slutting out in lingerie getting paid like a hooker..despite being rich…because it is Hollywood…trying to prove herself as an actor the right way….because I like nudity or half nudity…or whatever this getting her pussy eaten out, my favorite, is…

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2017

11

Aug

Elsa Hosk Hot Skinny Model Body Fake Jogging to Promote Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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I am the girl jogger creeper, I mean I guess I am the girl anything creeper, because girls don’t need to be jogging or doing fitness in public, while wearing skimpy or tight workout gear for me to go “DAMN”….and stare until either it’s uncomfortable for them, or just humiliating and weird for me….

I love seeing girls leaving the gym, getting coffee after the gym, on their way to the gym, while in fitness gear, or really anything for that matter…because girls dress slutty these days…and it’s nice to stare at a body, or multiple bodies…

The only problem with running girls, or biking girls is that I can’t keep up to them, it’s like they run towards me, then past me, in a split second I fall in love, then it is taken away from me….

Pretty romantic really…

Here’s Elsa Hosk, probably not actually jogging, I’m onto you girl….this is clearly just a staged ad for an evil empire of mall brand made in CHina cheap underwear that made this model legit…..

THIS IS AN AD – SHE IS NOT EVEN WORKING OUT – CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS – CAPTIALISM

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

11

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Comparing Tongues with a Dog of the Day

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I am pretty sure I wrote about the two girls I saw comparing tongues the other day, it was one of the hotter experiences in recent days, I am not sure what they were doing but one girl was sizing up the other girl’s tongue, I mean it could have been for something gross like comparing STDs…but I like to think it was more about eating each other’s asses….

I guess it is a trend because this is the Vanessa Hudgens version of that…tongue out withe a dog, since she’s a fuzzy animal, sold to the industry by her parents, making her a life of puppet….a puppet who knows her fans a creepy weirdos into her tongue…

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2017

11

Aug

Kylie Jenner Gets Racy for her Birthday of the Day

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Apparently Kylie Jenner turned 20 years old, and along with her legacy that she’s already carved as the Tranny’s daughter who embraces as much plastic surgery as IT, only she doesn’t really fuck with her gender, she just fucks with her level of human she is, allowing her pronoun to also be IT, only not because of genitals, but rather because she’s a fucking alien monster…teaching kids everywhere to jack up their faces, suck out fat from their stomach, drop it in other places, like her tits and ass…so that you can be as creepy in person as you are on social media…all raw meat stapled to her face or some shit…

That said, she apparently released her own series because TV is dead and they spin off what works, unfortunately the Kardashians is one of those things….and I guess she’s doing typical Kardashian promotions…half naked…semi slutty…all weird looking…

What is all this damn clickbait everywhere….whoring out whores whoring out whores….ya heard.

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2017

11

Aug

Sarah Hyland Finds her Angle Like She was Ariel Winter of the Day

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Like every social media girl…..because everything comes down to social media now….this girl, Sarah Hyland, born in front of a camera and exploited by her parents, making her jump through hoops until she secured a job….

Sarah Hyland, who is normally weird looking, as figured out her angle…because her little underdeveloped adult body is hot….when her strange looking underdeveloped, probably thanks to creepy parents slipping drugs into her food tactics, is not that visible…

Know your angles….like her co-star Ariel Winter…who is cockteasing her fans with her tits….

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2017

11

Aug

Madonna’s Daughter’s Tits of the Day

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Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s daughter, who you know is ridiculously spoiled, thanks to Madonna being totally delusional…she’s a busty hairy looking creature who like her mom…is into being her own sexual being, rocking her tits in a sheer looking top, so everyone see’s what she’s packing…..and I guess thanks to her mom, she’s really really really rich as fuck, so that she can spend her days wandering around with her tits out for the paparazzi for jokes, while some dude latches onto her, because I guess when you’re sticking your dick in Madonna’s hairy daughter, you try to cum up in it, so that she marries you and supports your degenerate life for the rest of your life because she’s got nothing else to do….TRUST FUNDS!!

Just fill her empty void….in all ways you can…

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2017

11

Aug

Demi Lovato Thick and Proud of the Day

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Demi Lovato is really committed to her whole “don’t wear make up”….”don’t fit into a size, gender, religion, social media platform”….the whole “don’t mind watching your boyfriend fuck other girls because you’re actually a lesbian”…but her favorite hustle besides no make-up monday, is her thickness…it’s like she makes some positive statement about fat chicks and my fat uber driver listening to her interview goes nuts because she can relate and fat is the masses…..so tread as ligthtly as you can…with those thick thighs…

She just loves pandering, she’s bread for this shit, clearly another stage kids with solid parents who knew how to exploit…gotta dig it, even if you’d rather dick it, but you’re not allowed because of her weirdo “i don’t work out, my legs are fat” storyline…

WE GET IT, YOU HAVE THICK LEGS, and it’s easier to just embrace the thick legs, and celebrate the thick legs, than to starve yourself and try to combat the thick legs, since it’s trendy and marketable to be thick…the fans fucking love it because they are thick too and need a person on stage to tell them – it’s OK to be thick…
nonsense

She works out, does fitness, watches her diet, is on meds, and sexualizes the fuck out of herself. This is Demi Lovato fit as she can get, skinny as she can get, because she’s THICK AND PROUD, but is really meant to be OBESE and proud, so I don’t know, if a girl is at her skinniest and can’t get skinnier, no matter how hard she starves herself and tries, is that still considered empowerment and body positivity, I thought that was for people who just let themselves GO.

SO MANY QUESTIONS….where is Bruce Jenner with the answers.

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

11

Aug

Katy Perry Unfortunately Not Dead in W Magazine

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Katy Perry may not agree with this “this would be better if she was dead in the pics and not because I am a necro, but because she’s the worst”…..

You see, she’s won at life with her trolling and people actually took her serious as an “artist” or celebrity…and after a troll works, you end up embracing it as truth and your ego inflates and you think you are a contribution to society…

Even when you perform your shit music, or hear your shit music, you hear cold, and not the shit that it actually is….

We get it, but she’s not even hot, big tits or not..not hot…but people are brain washed to like her – so here she is in W magazine doing media promoting nonsense that we hope dont’ get celebrated as if they are quality contributions to the arts…

She is garbage..

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2017

11

Aug

Jamie Lynn Sigler’s SHorts of the Day

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I never even watched the Sopranos, yet I am compelled to post Meadow Soprano in her shorts, rocking some Italian or Jewish Booty, lookin’ nice and lazy yet erotic, because I think I have a middled aged mom fetish, at least that is what I assume is going now that I look at 40 year olds and think “I’d fuck that”….something very foreign to me, but I guess something that happens when you’ve been exposed to too many hot young chicks, it becomes the norm and average middle aged chicks become the new freaky fetish..>WHO KNOWS<- We can all agree that we'd like her better if she was Jamie Lynn Spears... MOM EROTICA - MY FAVORITE.. [gallery ids="547497,547498,547499"] TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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