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2017

11

Aug

Madison Beer Tight Body of the Day

Madison Beer is some Justin Bieber found object, that we can assume her parents put together and sold off to Bieber, because I can tell by looking at her and her tight 18 year old body, that she’s been cultivated to get social media hits, like it was her child youtube star youtube channel…only she’s all older and more sophisticated now…but more importantly…her tits are massive on her tiny frame…the way WOMEN are supposed to be built…if the stars align properly…like they did for this winning at life girl…while other girls go to college and worm menial jobs…all this one has to do is look cunty on the phone…and win….

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Here are some videos….from her social media…rockin’ teeth as big as her tits…

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2017

11

Aug

Topless Chick Falls Off the Bar and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Flashing Ass Gets Panties Pulled Down by a Creep

Truck VS Idiot Who Dropped Groceries

My Kind of Tits

Port-O-Potty LOLZ

Woman Confuses Building Entrance with Garage

TRUCK VS TRAIN

Body Cam Footage of a Cop Taking an 18 Foot Fall

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2017

11

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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I’ve been threatened by women that they will rape me and that is seemingly wrong ….but for some reason I like it and want it to happen…I deserve to feel desirable…

But then you stumble on tranny porn and end up watching the whole thing becuase the tranny has a bigger dick thank you ever had and you want to see if her estrogen therapy gives her a bigger load that you’ve ever had…and it does….forcing you to question your gender in all this genderless bullshit world we live in….

The Home Where Alanis Morrisette Shits, Masturbates and Fucks
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Emma Dumont is Worth Fucking
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Ariel Winter’s Twerk
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Jennifer Lawrence in a Magazine Talking Bullshit that Doesn’t Matter of the Day
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Nikki Reed is Weird
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BBC Anchor VS Surfing Dog Story
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Real Life Version of Angry Birds….
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Charlotte McKinney Cleavage at an Event
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Celine Dion – Erotica
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Jabba the Hutt Teaches a Masterclass on Comedy
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2017

10

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was stuck in line behind what I will assume is an 18 year old mad about the guys she’s fucking – going out and fucking another girl – in an era of fuck whoever or whatever you want – we’re not exclusive….

I heard her yapping away, with her annoying uptalking Kardashian inspired voice, but I couldn’t really hear the words she was saying because I was too busy staring at her kardashian style shorts up her ass, and kardashian style tits, with her kardashian inspired face injected lips slowly sucking on a straw….and it reminded me why I had a waterproof case on my phone, because I female ejaculated all over the motherfucker place…and I’m not even a girl…and yes…it was pee…

That said…the best way to get a girl’s number, because shit, I could package this brown skinned once white girl and turn her into a real celeb by buying fake followers and taking creepy butt shots…I’m good at them…I just need her number…is to take a pic of her and be like “let me text it to you”…usually works in a party setting…but in this case it was just me…on snapchat…trying to zoom in on her ass…only to be asked to stop by the old lady who turned out to be her mom behind me…I guess not a stage parent…sold on the SOCIAL media dream…

My plans thrown off…but there’s always the next time I leave my house, these bitches are EVERYWHERE…

Sharon Stone’s Basic Instinct Audition Tape
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Taylor Swift’s Testimony on her Ass Being Grabbed
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Hailee Steinfeld for Activewear Line
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Emma Stone Cleavage
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Mariah Carey Before and After Dancing is Hilarious
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Hippo That Was Rescued When She was a Week Old is Pretty Big and Amazing Now
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Mary Carey Porn Chick in a Thong
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Rita Ora Big Tits at an Event
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BBC Reporter Pretends to Care About Dog Surfing Story
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Kate Beckinsale is Single Again
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Alessandra Ambrosio Legs on a Bike
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Cat Crawls into Owners Pants Every Shit
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Dude Kayaking in an Abandoned Ship
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Big Brother Tit Slip While Drunk
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Brooke Burke in a Tight Body Suit
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Rat Cow – Did Late Night TV – Despite being a Whore
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149 Dollar Mountain Bike – VS – MOuntain
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Kylie Jenner is 20
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Could the End of the Kardashians be Near
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Carol Alt Cleavage
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Elson Musk is Still Fucking Amber Heard
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Megyn Kelly’s Staff Hate Her
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Cameltoe of the Day
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Lucy Hale in Leggings in Vancouver
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Rescuing Cats from Tall Trees
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Amazing Hot CHick with an Awesome Body….Talking About How Old She Was When She Started Masturbating
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Hot Naked Chick with Big Tits
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Reddit Babe and her Huge Tits
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Huge Tits in the Dark
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VR PORN
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Blowjob of the Day – LOLZ
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Weird Toy in BUTT
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Naked Chick in a Purple Wig
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Hot Ass Next to Her Car
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Girl in a Tight Mesh Dress
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Transhy Fight of the Day
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Awesome Ass from Instagram
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Big Tits on a Motorcycle
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Hot Tits on the Beach
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Fuck in the Mall Bathroom
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Tits Checking the Oil
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2017

10

Aug

DrunkenStepfather X MyFreeCams SFW Cam Girl Clips of the Week

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I love MyFreeCams.com ….

I write about it often enough because I just believe it’s the future of all things that are good in the world…even though it’s the now…

The mainstream tried to rip this shit off with it’s Snapchat, Instagram, Periscope nonsense…because people are exhibitionsists…they love doing the who DIY shit, but they never execute it as well as the girls on MyFreeCams who are just more fun, funny, and weird…because instead of getting shit jobs, they make this their job, connecting with people, letting people into their lives, and getting paid for it through tips…

While all the other social media platforms are just shameless exhibitionism, this one makes the most sense to me.

That’s why I am happy to bring back the SFW Cam Girl Clips that we’ve captured for the next 4 weeks….because there’s more to cam girls than just nudity…there’s a lot of fucking soul…

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2017

10

Aug

Cara Delevingne Tits for GQ UK of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is in GQ…where I assume you can see her tits…but I am too busy looking at the all fours pics…and I can’t tell what is going on because she’s doing it in some silly costumes that they will position as art, style, fashion, since she’s a “Model” before an “actor”…and a rich kid with a good sense of humor at the right parties who scammed her way before she was a “model”….

But I think it’s safe to say that she’s just shamelessly showing tits, because even in this empowered tit exhibitionism, it’s still a tits get hits hustle, because ultimately, all these motherfuckers are just fighting for more instagram followers, and in turn fame, jobs, relevance, good life….

The whole thing, silly, but I still appreciate tits for what they are…SEX TOOLS that double as BABY feeders, even on lesbians like Cara, because LESBIANS make babies and aren’t even lesbian, it’s a trend since everyone seems to be lesbian these days….

That’s all I have to say about this overhyped girl..

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2017

10

Aug

Julianne Hough Picking her Ass of the Day

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Julianne Hough got married to some Canadian Athlete, because I guess it’s illegal to marry your gay brother you have sex with, but you can still have sex with him, if it is part of who you are and it is a family thing, I can’t imagine a husband getting jealous, especially when it’s just played off as a new dance move their are choreographing like they did when they were kids with creepy stage parents…

That said, she’s at a party picking her ass, in what I think is erotic enough to me thanks to her fit dancer body, as dancers, for the most part have awesome bodies…all fit and able to ride dick for hours…to a rhythm….

And the amazing thing about her is really that she’s been able to be a professionally trained dancer and not end up a stripper…tragic really…but I guess she can get her exhibitionist slut she was trained to be…out in other ways….like this ASS picking..

She’s so cheesy, mainstream, lame…but I don’t mind the ass picking…

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2017

10

Aug

Digging Pam Anderson in a Bikini of the Day

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I realize that these PAM ANDERSON POST HEP C pics are from the other day, I’ve already done at least one post on this already…but like all things Pam Anderson…I can keep milking the fake tits that probably don’t lactate anymore thanks to all the surgeries she’ s had in the validating herself as being nothing but a set of tits and devoting a life to shaping the tits to be the best they can be…inspiring a generation of trashy girls now in their late 30s and 40s to get tits…since it worked for Pam Anderson….it can work for them…but the funny thing is that no matter how hard you try to get the perfect tis, you can never quite master it because you’re working against the clock, it’s not a gets better with age situation, great tits on a rotting body….situation….

But I can’t stop staring…but not at her tits…at the no longer contaminated from Hep, but possibly from other magical viruses, ass…and something more than just magical rockstar fucking viruses is going on here…and I love it.

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2017

10

Aug

Ashley Tisdale VS Vanessa Hudgens at an Event of the Day

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Some High School Musical Shit Has Gone Down…

Some Ashley Tisdale the mangled face that was marketed as hot, and that really isn’t all that bad, despite being weird and rocking a fucked up nose job, like the only girl in the game who actually lost work because of a nose job, besides Jennifer Gray, but no one cares about Jennifer Gray, this is about some other dancing idiot…lookin racy with that CLEAVAGE

VS

Some Vanessa Hudgens, all hippie and down to earth acting ,despite being a vapid Disney chick who has been sold to the industry by her family at a young age, where nothing she can do is down to earch…but instead calculated bullshit…even her nude leaks from when cell phone nudes were rare…rocking a bush…something I fucking love….she was still some contrived garbage…

ALL AT THE SAME EVENT…so exciting…

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2017

10

Aug

Kylie Jenner’s Totally Normal Looking Body of the Day

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I know they say that Kylie Jenner is a human, or a teen girl, but I still think she’s some mutant that grew in a pair of Kim Kardashian’s panties that were lost under the couch in the very expensive Kardashian house…you know next to some radioactive device KIM was using on her face to stay youthful and look like an instagram filter…causing Bruce’s penis fell off and became a vagina…

She’s so fucking weird looking, whether it’s plastic surgery or just face injections and fat transfers or not, it’s insane…but what is even more insane is that people think this look is hot and girls everywhere are living it….it’s like they are either genderless freaks you can’t decipher, or they are this… jacking up their faces, they are doing optical illusions with fake hair and make-up and the whole thing is terrifying…an army of doughy faced weirdos…

These are her bikini pics, big tits though….I wonder why brands support this shit….very irresponsible…

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