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2017

18

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Fat chicks aren’t people too…but I do have a bit of a Breeder Fetish, you know the idea of getting a girl pregnant is hot, but not for the typical “I want to be a dad, I want my genes to go on, I want to give a kid a life” but because it’s the ultimate troll…like “HA! You got knocked up by me, have fun with that”….

Just deadbeat dading for the comedy of it…

Absurd Waist to Hip Ratio on This Girl
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Robin Thicke Knocks Up 22 Year Old Sugar Baby
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Peter Dinklage VS Huskies
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Sara Jean Underwood is Hot
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Pink and her Breast Pumps Hilarious
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Missing Diamond Ring Turns Up on a Carrot
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More Crazy Hip to Waist Ratio
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The 2017 Kennedy Center Honorees are Boycotting Gala
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Miami’s Most Powerful Speedboats
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Ome More Extreme Wait to Hip Ratio
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2017

17

Aug

stepLINKS of the DAy

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I was having a debate with my wife about whether it is appropriate to call her a cum dumpster, because at one point in time, before being fat slob who gave up on life and started fucking with me, she used to be a hooker who would take all kind of cum up on her…usually for free…so I guess she wasn’t quite a hooker…but that pussy was well traveled…you know filling up on cock before filling up on donuts….sure it was decades ago…but they say people don’t change…ya cum dumpster….I guess it would be seen as rude before romantic….ya cum dumpster

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Madonna’s Big TIts Forgetting Her Lyrics
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Taylor Swift Donates to Sexual Assault Survivor Charity…LOL
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Delilah Belle Hamlin Lookin’ Hot
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Cockatoo – Pumped that Dad is Home
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Pink Breast Pumping
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Katie Holmes – Old Robot Legs
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Clay Aiken VS Donald Trump – The Confederate Statue Loving Racist –
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Scared KKK is Funny
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Fat Chick Iskra Lawrence in Lingerie
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Kendall Jenner Nips
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Lauren Harries Topless on the Beach
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Heidi Klum at an Event in Pajamas
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Alesha Dixon On Some See Through Shit
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Lily Allen Nipple in Case YOu Missed It
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Bonnie Tyler Performing on Ecclipse Cruise
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Pink and X-Tina are FRIENDS Again….WHo Cares…Where’s the Lesbian Sex Tape..SCISSOR
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Aunt Becky’s Daughter Has Car Accidents
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Tinashe Big Cleavage
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Big Nasty Tits
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Beach Sex
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Hot Blonde Cam Girl Fucking Herself
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Powerful Pressure Washer Cum Shot
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2017

17

Aug

Katharine McPhee’s Censored Topless Pic of the Day

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Katharine McPhee, whoever the fuck that is….apparently posted this censored topless pic because it’s the internet social media era and this is what all women do…or are supposed to do…to fight feminism…or to be empowered…or to sexualize themselves while saying they are not sexualizing themselves despite being topless…a traditionally sexual thing…at least when a bitch isn’t nursing..and hell..even when she’s nursing..

From American Idol…to this…better than starring in hardcore porn I guess…

I’m just annoyed there is no nipple, when you do a nude, do it right.

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2017

17

Aug

Elsa Hosk VS Stealla Maxwell in the Morning and Other VS Promo Model Shit of the Day

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TWO victoria’s secret wild cards, Elsa Hosk and Stella Maxwell, both hot in their own model right, one an older washed up titty model who found her way in as a Candice Swanepoel stand in, the other a Lesbian who has dated or fucked with A-Listers to increase her profile and to network through Barbara Palvin to the right people, basically stealing her career:

Posted morning instagram photos….

The first is Stella Maxwell Made Kristen Stewart Breakfast of the Day…you know get up in there and eat like the stray dog you think you are….you fucked up hollywood bitch….

The second is Elsa Hosk being naked in bed…some rich guy’s bed we assume….

Both fresh off their Cowboy Holiday Shoot for the evil made in China Panty line that created them, and that pays them monthly, like the hookers they are….

Romee Strijd had some sexual assault in the workplace, but it’s ok because it’s not from a man…

And Adriana Lima almost showed her old lady anus…

More old timers…

Group Shot:

Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill…With the Creeper Butt SHot..

Josephine Skriver – the Genetically Modified Human

And Lais Ribeiro – Teen Mom Turned VS Model.

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|Romee Strijid|SFW|Stella Maxwell

2017

17

Aug

Gigi Hadid for Vogue Korea of the Day

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Gigi Hadid took an afternoon off to go to a photo studio, try on outfits, snap off a handful of pics, in what seems really fucking lazy, boring, uninspired, empty, useless, garbage…and it ended up in Vogue Korea, because Korea is trendy, likes America…..except North Korea….but you get what I am saying…they put this girl on the cover of their magazine like she matters, because in her mind she matters, it’s just what happens when you give a spoiled brat confirmation, through jobs, media, a pop star boyfriend, that she’s good, worthy, etc…

I prefer when rich kids don’t get what they want and really fall apart, rather than boring fashion shoots that people celebrate and read like they care what she has to say for her uneducated lazy self..

Like really, what insight could GIGI really offer me or anyone in the world that is of value….she’s a fucking bratty rich kid given a career out of high school…

Sure she can talk about what designers she likes best, or what hotels are the most 5 star, but fuck off with any opinion of anything you worthless bitch…..a statement I think these photos validates…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2017

17

Aug

Demi Lovato Braless in Fat Girl Pajamas of the Day

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Demi Lovato is on some body positive kick, because she’s blown up for whatever reason, since her break-up, that she leaned up aggressively afterwards, I guess she’s been getting into the cookies, cake, tacos, who fucking knows, but she’s a certified bi-polar with all kinds of issues that stem from being a child star…that include excessive eating those feelings….clearly…

Well, she wore some weird 90s looking elastic band waist, pajama outfit out in public, as obese women do, and she put focus on her braless tits with them nipples to offset the terrifying and magic didn’t happen, but I am sure her creepy fans loved it.

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

17

Aug

Jojo Got Them Hard Nipples of the Day

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Jojo, a personality from a long time ago, who was once pervert jailbait clickbait, who had a following of pervert dudes like Bella Thorne does now, or Hilary Duff did at her prime, or even Miley, because American age of consent in all the boring states is 18, which triggers something weird in dudes from the internet, to think freshly 18 is some magical place, it’s the you can’t have it so it’s good, when really it isn’t because young girls are fucking annoying…just go to Starbucks near a college at lunch time…annoying….slutty dressed…but so annoying…

Well, Jojo isn’t that Avril Lavigne in training she once was, but apparently she still makes music and more interestingly, has hard nipples in selfies.

Posted in:Jojo Levesque|SFW

2017

17

Aug

Olivia Munn Lookin Rough Ass Flash of the Day

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This is hardly an Olivia Munn ass flash, it’s more of an Olivia Munn in short shorts showing some ass cheek because it’s the style, but more importantly because the paparazzi she hired are there and she wants to give them a pic to take back to the media…

You see…Olivia Munn has been trolling, calculated, and hot enough to pull it off…the whole fake your celebrity, pander to the nerds, get in their movies because you’ve convinced the producer you are their people, because they are loyal and don’t want to see you as the mean girl that you are…exploiting them, their ideologies, their existence, their passion, for her greedy, ego, and gain…

The only reasons she did G4Tv was to get a nerd following, and here she is now, trying to keep riding it, despite looking 40….if you can see past her big tits in a push up bra….

It’s safe to say, this one is one of the fucking worst..

Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW

2017

17

Aug

Ashley Benson’s Thighs Be Rubbing Together of the Day

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Ashley Benson, who you may know as some teen starlet from some TV show that mattered enough to make her hugely famous on social media by a bunch of 14 year olds who have no business being on social media but that are babysat by social media because their parents are too busy doing whatever they can to have their kids get the fuck out of their hair….so they just get them face injections for their birthdays and they give them their privacy to fuck themselves on snapchat hoping they one day become a Kardashian…or find a rich guy to give them the life they deserve..

I digress…Ashley Benson..Busty…big tits in an era people dont care about tits…who is also fat…because that comes with most big tits…and you can really see that in these pics of her thighs rubbing together….thighs she’s trying to hide with her purse…but thighs nevertheless.

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2017

17

Aug

Ariel Winter Huffing Darts of the Day

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Here’s some pics of Ariel Winter, achubby, object of health, mental sanity, if you find overeating, cutting off your tits, reverting to dressing like an exhibitionist broken girl on social media, and object of health….all while having had made it with a 9 year career at the age of 18…like most people don’t have 9 year careers at 40….

I find it nice to see the young starlet being eaten up by the media that created her, that made her a young star, who at one time, 9 years ago, was on a huge TV show, before TV fucking died a horrible death…..take up smoking…while showing off her newly built tits set ti her boxy body…

I am most amazed that she was able to get the cowboy boots over her fat calves….

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