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2017

07

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When a girl offers me a blowjob for 20 dollars, I always feel bad, like she’s so down on her luck, that I want to give her 25 dollars you know as a bonus, but the business man in me, always offers 10 dollars, because if she’s willing to do a blowjob for 20 dollars, she’ll likely do it for 10, you know…just that broken.

Here are some Morning Hangover stepLINKS…

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are Done
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Ashley Tisdale Shitty Cameltoe of the Day
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Dad in Speedo Trolling his Dancing Daughters
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Guardians of the Galaxy – Inferno
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Sophie Turner Gets Work Due to Social Media Followers
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Weird Dude Finds a Broken Paint Machine and Sings To the Beat…Like he’s EDM
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Clean Hit – Truck VS Bridge
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Ronda Rousey does WWE
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Opening an Old Safe
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2017

07

Aug

Usher’s Big Black Cadillac Herpes Accuser of the Day

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Usher’s herpes accuser is named Quantasia Sharpton and she’s HUGE….a whole lot of big woman that is shocking to me because I thought Usher was into little white boys that make him lots of money…

Apparently, he likes them large….and in BIRTHDAY crowns…and giving birthday GIFTS…

She’s running after 6 million dollar check for getting the herpes, a pretty good payout considering most people get herpes for free, and the reality is, all these celebrities are dirt bags with herpes, the whole herpes thing is like a right of passage and PRECIOUS / Quantasia Sharpton should just embrace it and love the herpes…because last time I checked, you’re responsible for your own genitals and if you get an STD from unprotected sex with someone….that’s your fucking problem…you don’t deserve a fucking payout, but instead deserve just the herpes…

I think she’s pretty unreasonable, and should just be stoked that Usher fucked her due to her being a fucking pig….thanks to his weird sexual dysfunction, fetish of the rich man trying to explore weird places, something I get, because when all the hot pussy gets thrown at you, it’s more fun to deal with the garbage no one want…until the garbage comes back for pay. Instead of just being happy getting the bragging rights.

Either way, hilarious story, hilarious press conference…this is wonderful…

I just watched her press conference….and SHE DIDN’T EVEN GET THE HERPES!!!!

SHE DIDN’T EVEN GET THE HERPES!!!

She also said “Her health is very important to her”…..she’s 500 fucking pounds…what a fucking joke…I love that this is news…

I needed to list to some pig choking on her waddle to tell us SHE DIDN’T EVEN GET THE HERPES….BUT SHE COULD HAVE HAD THE HERPES….FROM USHER>>>SO PAY UP SHE’S A MOMMA NOW

Shut the fuck up, bitches like this should be sent to jail for wasting everyone’s time.

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2017

04

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know why my autocorrect keeps writing lesbian, I don’t have a lesbian fetish, lesbians hate me, but I guess I did see two lesbians in the park today, who I didn’t know were lesbians, because the young, new lesbians, look like regular hot chicks dressed like girls, unlike the lesbians of my generation, that look like LESBIANS, or what I guess would be considered TRANSGENDERED now….

Either way, one was on her stomach tanning, the other giving her what looked like a massage…I though…”how nice, girls are so good to each other”…then the one on her stomach full on grabbed her ass cheeks and spread them…for the one “massaging her”…to bury her fucking face in her ass…for a solid 20-30 seconds…or however long it was for me to realize I was having some kind of religious experience..

I mean, did they think they were alone in the park, did they not care, is everyone just that fucking horny, who knows, but let their willingness to be free inspire you into the weekend, like it inspired me…which isn’t really that much…but it was still cool to see sluts in action…when I’m used to seeing their slut curated feed on social media when I login to social media…

stepLINKS…before it’s too late…

Tranny of the Day
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Elsa Hosk – Belly Flasher
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Tarp Surfing at the Baseball Game and Other Bullpen Weirdness
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Mariah Carey – Fat
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Charlie XCX Fishnets
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The Best Moments of Tomorrowland 2017
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Spicer Refuses Dancing With the Stars
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J.Lo Hard Nipples
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MADISON BEER AT AN EVENT
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Balloons VS Power
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Heather Graham – Old Creeper
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Car Stuck Up Vertical in the Street
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Rita Ora – Hot Bikini
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Tiny Gun – the Dumbest Video Ever
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Terrible Video Explaining Radiohead Music
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Lindsay Pelas – Huge Boobs
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Narcos Season 3 Trailer
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Rob Pattinson Refused to Give a Dog a Handjob for a Movie – The Dog was Kristen Stewart
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Weird Puppy Grave Optical Illusion
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Pin Up Tits
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Big Asian Tit
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VR PORN
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Titty Flasher of the Day
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Boobs of the Day
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Naked and Amazing on the Hoverboard
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Naked in a Cheesy Shoot
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Girl and her Hitachi
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Some Porn Logic of the Day
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Office Flash
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2017

04

Aug

Madison Beer in a Bikini in Canada of the Day

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Madison Beer is the beer I’d like to drink aggressively, all dripping down my face, on a hot summer day, not because she’s that hot, but because she’s got big young tits, that Beiber recruited after her mom whored her out, and there’s something magical and amazing about that…

Interestingly enough, she is in MUSKOKA Canada, up on some LAKE JOSEPH shit, which for Toronto rich people with mansions, and Martin Short, must be excting…a little young social media famous, pussy filled by a BECKHAM, on their humble rich person LAKE…all because Drake has a music festival this weekend…and the pussy needs to follow the trends for fear of being irrelevant, or maybe she’s hosting a club night or something…all exciting for her, when really we just care about the bikini pics..

AND for the RECORD…I have no idea why I know why these SOCIAL media sluts are in canada…but I guess I’m dialed in, like a creepy pervert should be, without even really realizing it, it’s just innate creeping or some shit….and funny considering I barely troll social media, I’m more into getting nudes from fatties on tinder…

I wish I was more the SCUBA STEVE creeper underwater by the cottage she’s at…it would just make me feel like I have passion and purpose, when really I don’t care about anything that much, especially not Madison beer, who I didn’t even know who she was a few weeks ago, and even knowing who she is doesn’t excite me…..

But the good news is she’s out there whoring her tits like all other girls – so that we don’t need to creep…it’s convenient this young slut behavior we should all encourage and appreciate…so that we get the content we need without leaving our couches and/or getting arrested!

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2017

04

Aug

Alison Brie Cleavage of the Day

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Alison Brie is some well liked, at least in the nerd world, actress who was on a show called Community and more recently….GLOW….the girls of wrestling…

I have never seen Community or GLOW….and I am not sold on her awkward looking face…but I am into her big old tits…tits I’d like to smear on the cracker or maybe a Baguette that is my penis but much bigger than my penis…since my penis is more of a crumb than somehting of substance…not that you care about my penis, or maybe you do, stop talking about my penis faggot…..

That said, I’d like to smear her tits on me / my face like were a nice slice of creamy brie…but maybe I am just addicted to cheese, all cheese, lesbian cheese, breast milk cheese, because cheese has the same effect as OPIATES…and are addictive…and it has nothing to do with ALISON BRIE….or her toplessness – that you can see in these artist rendition look-a-like – performance art pics I saw of her….

Or maybe you like her better at events…showing cleavage…of tits you know are wonderful…

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2017

04

Aug

Julianne Hough Fish Killer of the Day

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Julianne Hough is rocking’ out her Honeymoon, despite being sad she couldn’t marry the best fuck of her life…her brother..and she documented her fishing / possibly KILLING a living creature on her social media for her fans – who are Dancing with the Stars watchers, and thus are trailer trash, since most sophisticated people, don’t watch network TV….and not even really sophisticated people, but people who own computers / tablets and smart phones…the concept of checking into ABC at 8 pm is just fucking gnarly to anyone with a brain…

From my experience, those are the same kind of people super into fishing, it is a common sport, for trash, and seeing a bikini babe pander to them catching fish must drive them nuts…

I figure I cater to the same simple minded retard who still has cable and loves fishing…so here’s some PORN for you bud.

Here’s a butt shot..

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2017

04

Aug

Nicola Peltz is Still a Billionaire, Still Trying of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is the daughter of some billionaire, who threw some money at his friend’s movie, because that’s how billionaires work, they buy their daughters careers in the industry they want to be part of to make up for neglecting the fuck out of them while making the billions…

So, she did Transformers, proved Megan Fox has no real talent or skill, and that some rich kid with no training can do her job for her….and now she’s out sucking Codeine pops in a club, being skinny and hot and rich and useless how we like em….because skinny rich girls are everything….I know I just said Katie Price Jordan was everything but different things can be everything in their own right..stop trying to OPPRESS…

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2017

04

Aug

Katie Price and her Hard Nipple on her Monster Tits of the Day

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Katie Price Jordan is Iconic…at least to me, because I’ve been doing this website for a long fucking time, and despite them saying if you put 10,000 hours into something, you become an expert, where as I have become progressively worse, less interesting, less followed, less relevant…I am BLOCKBUSTER.

That said, Katie Price, someone you’d expect to also be BLOCKBUSTER, because she’s old and irrelevant, but an iconic monster titty model from many years ago, who still has her mosnter titties that don’t need a bra, because they can’t sag, they are too full to sag…basketballs and hard nippled, in what I find amazing, because you’d assume her nipples would have fallen off during some of the surgeries..

That SAID, I’m a forever fan. She is everything.

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2017

04

Aug

Rita Ora’s Topless of the Day

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Topless Rita Ora is a better version of Rita Ora…who relies heavily on her tits to matter – and to exist…but Topless Rita Ora may be like a lot of the girls I get nudes from – in that their push up bra monster tits are far more substantial than her actual sloppy tits…but tits are always worth looking at when nothing else is going on, coupled with you never having been breast fed, forcing you to be titty obsessed for your entire existence making people like RITA ORA…as useless or uninteresting as they may be…all of a sudden…more interesting…right..right…because without the tits, she’s just a SANDWICH without bread…or a Sandwich that is just bread….

She looks better face tuned for her social media…truth.

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2017

04

Aug

Olivia Wilde Shirt Fetish of the Day

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I don’t really know who she is, other than some twat who gave herself a stage name, because her real last name is COCKBURN….something a little less marketable…even in porn…cuz no one wants their cock to burn…or even a bitch’s name to suggest or put the idea of that in their minds…if anything it is disgusting…..and surprising that none of her ancestors didn’t change their name over the last few generations where cock burns are frowned upon….

Maybe they weren’t as forward thinking opportunists as this cunt, who is in MOVIES, who I’m sure I’ve seen in movies, but can’t place, but I do like the shirt over face look, it’s how most of my fucks look better…the SEX pose of champions or of champions who fuck ugly chicks that disgust them….it’s the subtle BROWN paper bag, without the inconvenience of finding a Brown paper bag, you know USE THE DAMN SHIRT…situation…

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