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2017

07

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Still Exists in Bathing Suits of the Day

HEY BRO – It’s AmBROsio…and she’s posing like a slut in a bikini – despite pushing 40 and having spend over 20 years doing this – making her a pro bikini poser – in a world filled with amateurs pretending to be pros – but doing as good as a job as her – because apparently chicks don’t feel like assholes when posing for a camera like they are about to be on the cover of VOGUE…instead of a social media pic…

It’s a weird world we live in, but BROSIO gets paid…and thus her bikini pics should be hotter to you than all the other bikini pics …even though I prefer bikini pics of local girls who won’t fuck me…you know that personal connection is everything for me.

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2017

07

Aug

Eva Longeria Bikini Squat of the Day

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Eva Longoria is still a thing, even though someone just told me that NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER…but that person was a girl who clearly hates Mexicans, proven in that she won’t let me have sex with her, despite being half Mexican…it’s gotta be a race thing, it can’t be that I am a small penis impotent freak pushing death at 100 years old, and she’s some 20 something in the park next to me…but the truth is that people still care about Longoria…

I’m more into her butt shots for the paparazzi, because I think I can see the shadow of her dark skinned asshole…at least that’s what I assume I am looking at, maybe the shadow is just from her fat ass…WHO knows…but I’m lookin

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2017

07

Aug

Noureen DeWulf Bikini Clickbait of the Day

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Muslim raised Noureen DeWulf must be pissing off someone in her family, or Mosque, because girl’s out there at 33, clickbaiting the fuck out of the internet in a bikini that is too small for her.

This is the kid of thing that would get a family disgrace killing you, because shit isn’t a BURKINI…

I guess, she’s an actress, who was in “The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It” an actual movie…and I guess that’s about it…unless you count all her extra roles…and she’s trying to make real moves before it’s too late…which at 33 you’d think it already was, but Indian women age differently, and I guess there’s always Bollywood in need of an American Indian for their movies..the future seems bright.

Hot body, makes you wonder what’s under all those BURKA’s you’ve been thinking are a suicide bomber, doesn’t it.

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2017

07

Aug

Sara Sampaio in a Bikini on a Yacht of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is some Victoria’s Secret model who came out of no where a few years ago, yet continues to exist.

They say she’s from Portugal, but I think she’s from one of their workcamps they cultivate their women.

There is no way the evil empire that is the PANTY Company Victoria’s Secret, just finds random chicks to use in their campaigns.

This is some secret billionaire pervert society, and there’s more to the story…a story I am too lazy to dig into, or really conspire on…when really I’m good scoping out her bikini pics, that she posted on her social media, like all other half naked fame whores, doing bikini pics, on their social media…only this one gets paid for it…and has hard nipples, in a suit that looks too small for her…FUN

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2017

07

Aug

Ellie Bamber in a Bikini of the Day

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Ellie Bamber is some pasty as fuck, almost transparent, white as you’d expect a ginger from the UK to be, actress and model apparently, who I’ve never heard of but that’s not saying much because my finger is in some fat pig of a woman in her 50s, not on the pulse of what is future or new…not to mention there are too many famewhoring sluts to keep track of…

She has been in Pride and Prejudice ZOmbies, a movie I have seen part of, I don’t know why or where, but I know the entire time I was thinking “who signed off on this garbage”…

She’s also dating someone who is apparently famous, who I’ve never heard of, and I guess he takes her to places she gets to put her youthful booty, that is an actual booty into a bathing suit, and I like to think this is probbaly some of her best work, and it’s not even that great, but 20 year olds in bikinis are alright…right…

I like the name bamber..sounds perverted..or maybe I’m just the perverted….because I am…

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2017

07

Aug

Fergie Bikini of the Day

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The Fergie Monster and her fake tits are out in a bikini for the paparazzi because she’s trying to market herself now that she’s been kicked out of Black Eyed Peas and is putting together another solo record…I assume…that’s what all these old timer fame whores do…

Fergie is still a FACES of METH to me….because her meth addiction is the highlight of who she is….

To me this is her doing ICE in Paradise….but she’s probably not on ICE…just thinking about it..because Meth Heads, even when they make it, never forget being meth heads…yo know…they’d trade it all in for just one more hit…feeling like bugs are crawling under their skin if they could…but she can’t because she has shitty music to make..

FERGIE LICIOUS….

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2017

07

Aug

Bella Hadid Falling on her Face of the Day

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Bella Hadid fell down some stairs the other day, I guess all the glitz and glam of the paparazzi watching her the way she wants to be watched, like she’s some kind of star with actual purpose, made her nervous our slip up….

Or maybe he did it on purpose, to give the paparazzi a story, some clickbait, fake news, in efforts of getting people to talk about her like “did you see Bella Hadid fall, we don’t have real issues in the world, let’s fixate on this nonsense…

Or maybe she did it so that she has an excuse to get another nose Job…..you know since the first one did so well for her little vapid rich kid life…

WHO knows, I’m just bummed she didn’t die in the process…because I am tired of hearing about all these fucking idiot.s

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2017

07

Aug

Rain Florence is the Future of the DAy

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Her name is Rain Florence and she’s some weirdo hippie nudist….who is some serious fucking weirdo…and I don’t think she’s legit, I think she’s angling something..

She has a youtube channel….where she documents life as a nudist, despite her tan lines, where she washes her clothing in a shower, saying she doesn’t need electricity or clothing, but she’s filming herself in a well lit room…NOT very off the grid to me…

She also fucks a cucumber for her boyfriend….

She does URINE Enemas….

She’s so annoying, a joke, but naked….despite her large vagina….

She is so fucking annoying…

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2017

07

Aug

Scooter Rider’s Short Skirt in the Wind and Other Videos of the Day

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Kids Film Their Mom Getting Fucked

Man Throws a Truck Load of Watermelons Outside Courthouse

Metal Work of the Day

Asian Woman Driver of the DAy

Naked Sasquatch Behind Walmart

Woman Steals Pizza Delivery Truck

Man Shoots Girlfriend, Uses Her Body as Shield from Cops

Mom Shoots Heroin In Front of her Kid

Man VS Panhandler

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

07

Aug

Iggy Azalea Butt Shot of the Day

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Iggy Azalea’s fake ass is a nice reminder that dreams do come true if you’re a shameless hooker with a lie of a story who can polarize it and trick dudes who are into fucking her that she’s legit…

I know that an Australian coming to America…with work VISAs and a rap career only happen when money and scams are involved…so she can take her stripper stories that are clearly lies and shove them up her fake ass – if it still has a anus and it may not…because it’s been that ravaged…

Iggy Azalea is a girl who looks like Iggy Azalea…becuase she’s so fucking jacked….she’s still trying to convince you she’s not though…

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