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2017

08

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Telling a mom in the park that you’d bang her like a rubber vagina, because rubber vaginas are the only vaginas you can feel, due to the friction and your sensitive skin that reacts negatively to Asian factory off-gassing…..is not the right way to start the day…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…which are also..not the right way to start the day…

Road Rage Woman on Camera
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Taylor Swift has a Brother and he’s an Actor – LOL
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Crusty Teigen Mom Cleavage
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Bella Hadid Face Plant
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Patton Oswalt’s House is For Sale Cuz His New Pussy Wants New Digs
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Ashlee Simpson Mom Chin
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Gal Gadot’s Broken English
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I like revisiting Usher Herpes Accuser and her Non Herpes Status
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The New Way to Fight Herpes
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Melissa Rivers is Sellign Her Mom Out
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2017

07

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with all these girls wearing skirts with no panties – is that even when they don’t flash me….I am a pervert and can tell….

I have a trained keen sense of pervert smell….and without the panty layer to separate me from them…I am forced to sing them love songs, buy them flowers, write them poetry, ask them on picnics or long walks on the beach…because PHEROMONES turn me into a romantic….

I can’t afford to live in a world where I fall in love every 10 minutes because of NO PANTIES…

TO MUCH LOVE IN THE WORLD…thanks to NO PANTIES…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Charli XCX Big Tits and Halsey Doing Spice Girls…Badly….Robotic…I hate the Lack of Originality is THE worst…
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Kate Hudson in a Bikini
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Putin is the Man
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Alison Brie Cleavage…
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Amber Heard Loses a Billionaire
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Kate Moss Nipples
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Rita Ora Topless and in Bikini
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Aaron Carter – BIsexual…and Fucks Chris Crocker of Leave Britney Alone Fame
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Jessica Alba’s Pregnant Cleavage
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Brooke Burke’s Bikini of the Day
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Jenna Dewan in a Dress – Who the Fuck is Jenna Dewan
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Karlie Kloss in a Tight Dress
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J.Lo Hard Nipple Workout Slut
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Emma Roberts Skinny Legs
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Rest in Power Chris Pratt and Anna Faris
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Tara Reid is a Goddess in a Red Dress
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Every That’s What She Said from the Office
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Fat Kate Upton and a Dog
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Bella Thorne Sports Bra
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Amy Schumer Gets Work and It’s Not at a Bakery
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America’s Giant Fighting Robot
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Lea Michele in a Tight Dress
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Jennifer Lawrence on Dating Darren Aronofsky
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Cashier Chrges Shoplifter for Food in her Purse
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Rugby Playing Sheep
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Water Fails!
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Sailor Brinkley Cook in a Photoshoot
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Ronnie Wood Battled Lung Cancer
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Corvette Jumps Intersection
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28 Foot Rail over the LA River
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The Power of a Giant Fan
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Train VS Limo
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Evanna Lynch Legs
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Murder She Wrote – Reboot
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Eva Longoria Ass Flash
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Some Kid Flying to McDonads on His Paramotor
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Fart Fetish!
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Texas Company Recalls Viagra Coffee
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Beyonce’s Big Tits
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Squirting on a See Thru Chair
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VR PORN
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Brooke At Dinner Table
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Deepthroat Demo
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Hoverboard Stripper
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Naked Girl in a Cheesy Photoshoot
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Bathtub Finger
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Overly Excited Dude Banging a Girl on the Hood of His Car
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Japanese Porn is Crazy
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2017

07

Aug

THICK RIHANNA FOR CROPOVER of the Day

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It was Caribbean day in Toronto this weekend, which means it was probably Caribbean day everywhere, in Barbados they call it cropover fest, and as a Bajan woman she’s gotta celebrate…you know the hero of the country, the spokesperson, loved so much that the government gave her all kind of land despite her already being rich as fuck, she’s got responsibility to the people..who I’ve spoke to and who hate her…because she went from SHANTY to being a fucking cunt…

THAT SAID…

She’s THICK and in costume, looking good if you like your Caribbean women thick, and you should, since they are all thick..

She’s dating a SAudi Billionaire prince…and she exists…

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2017

07

Aug

Kate Moss Brings the Titty Flash of the Day

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Kate Moss is wonderful..

Everyone loves Kate Moss…

Not just gay men who have found it trendy to love all things 90s and Fashion Kate Moss…but people like me who remember the 90s and thinking “Damn that skinny bitch is good”…it was the heroin chic era, she looked too weak to run, had this amazing face and I was into it…and have remained into it..even as she rocks her menopausal body, a body you’d think she wouldn’t really have considering she likely didn’t get her period throughout her career due to starving herself, cuz clearly girl can pack on the weight…

I remember her being topless all the time when still working and skinny – so seeing her bigger fat tits is a nice reminder of what was…

I remember seeing videos of her doing coke at a party when she was living the rockstar life she’s probably still living….a pussy well travelled, fucked by many disgusting men, still alive…and I’m still staring because some things never change…even when the number on the skinny girl’s scale does…or her waistline does…or her gunt does….I will forever be a pervert and I like to think that is the moral of this story…

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2017

07

Aug

Bella Thorne Brings the Fake Tits in a Small Bikini Top of the Day

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Bella Thorne started working out again, I guess her raver drug diet isn’t enough for her to stay lean, tight and on top of her game, a game I guess stems from having weird issues with her parents who whored her out, coupled with her willingness to be an exhibitionist who sexualizes herself for her fans, who are really just a bunch of creepy dads and 14 year old girls, who were into her Disney Show, and who have learned to like her bushing out her tits as often as she can because it helps keep her relevant, exciting, and individual, MONETIZING….

Here’s her “fitness” posts…that are more pornographic than about fitness to someone like me who finds everything pornographic..

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2017

07

Aug

Cara Delevingne Topless of the Day

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Cara Delevingne flashed her famewhoring lesbian but not always lesbian – just a woman who loves love if love provides her with a ladder to climb because she is no longer just a model – but now an Actress thanks to the industry liking “it girls” and really anyone with any hype because it gives them hope that their bullshit will get more views and make their money they are overpaying bitches like Cara Delevigne to participate…..

If you know what I mean…

I don’t know what this nipple is all about but it’s a nipple…better than the lesbian mom and her daughter unless it was her lebsian child bride….who I saw at a diner this past weekened, wearing hiking books in the middle of the city..and what looked like boy scout or park ranger shorts…because LESBIANS don’t make sense…don’t even bother trying to figure them out.

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2017

07

Aug

Pam Anderson on ALl Fours in a Bikini of the DAy

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Pam Anderson is on all fours on a paddleboard and it’s almost as exciting as when I jerked off to her tits on Baywatch in the 90s, or her Playboy shoots with her tits in the 90s, or her sex tape with Tommy Lee in the 90s, before sex tapes were a thing, and when seeing a big rock and roll cock slide into an iconic slut who helped the sale of hair bleach and implants grow exponentially, a MEME before there were MEMEs….because she’s innovative, and amazing…and most importantly…she beats HEPATITIS…because there is NOTHING this Animal Saving woman can’t do…and Hepatitis or Not…I am about burying myself inside whatever is going on here…

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2017

07

Aug

Ella Ross See Through of the Day

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Ella Ross dated Scott Disick Kardashian so she is clearly a famewhore trying to make it in this world where there are so many famewhores….HOW DO YOU STAND OUT….

Well, you wear a sheer top out in public when you know the paparazzi will be there, because tits are empowering, free the nipples, and tits get hit, it’s the OG clickbait, and if you can’t leverage your peak, which is fucking Scott Disick…you know taking it as far as you can….you are a failure, what’s the point of living, kill yourself..but not you Ella Ross…you figured it all out…

Shittiest claim to fame ever ROSS..

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2017

07

Aug

Alexis Ren Good Times of the Day

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Alexis Ren isn’t that interesting, but she’s got a hot body, despite her bolt on fake tits, that I guess she got in what I will assume was her trying to navigate social media and really figure out why people cared about her, sexualizing herself and reducing herself to just a half naked slut, instead of doing what all the other sluts do, and polarize it into something of substance and value…

You know, people followed her because of she played this fantasy couple life…with some dude, and she happened to be hot enough to make the fantasy make sense…but when it was all over and they broke up…she only understood the being slut component of their success…the racier the better and is now on a mission to be the next Sara Underwood, when she could have built out a brand, a lifestyle site, a GOOP but the young bikini slut version, a line of SUNSCREEN who fucking cares….but instead…she’s going low level…the way it should be…

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2017

07

Aug

Hilary Duff in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff has some hard nipples on her vacation with her son…and if you’ve read this site the last year, you’ll know that I never found Hilary Duff hot until recently, it’s her thickness, her cellulite, her mom body, that looks sturdy as fuck, and like it would destroy you in both a fight, or a cuddle….what I call an unrapeable women, or the kind of woman who would be doing the raping with a strap on as she overpowered me…

Apparently, not everyone is excited by her 30 year old mom body, because she was forced to go to instagram and BLAME her kid for her body…which is an awesome, strong, thick, and delicious looking body….

Blaming the damn kid for having cellulite, in a world of cellulite, in a quest to be empowering, when it’s reallly just celebrating more of her thick ass…and that’s all I really care about….MORE THICK ASS..empower or whatever…any excuse to post more is a good excuse to me…

My body has given me the greatest gift of my life: Luca, 5 years ago. I’m turning 30 in September and my body is healthy and gets me where I need to go. Ladies, lets be proud of what we’ve got and stop wasting precious time in the day wishing we were different, better, and unflawed. You guys (you know who you are!) already know how to ruin a good time, and now you are body shamers as well.

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