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2017

08

Aug

Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Bottoms of the Day

There was a time where I would make fun of Ashley Tisdale and her botched nose job – because she was being celebrated as the hottest girl according to the teen choice awards, and I figured it was because she one a game of rock paper scissors with the execs in the marketing department trying to decide which star of High School Musical they would make the winner through CORUPTUON…COLLUSION…RUSSIAN HACKING..

But I would always say “at least she’s got a fit body, because a fit body is better than an unfit body, and all women melt in the face as they expire, the body because more important to their overall existence”….

I spoke too soon, because despite being skinny, she’s looking soft in her bikini pics, and I guess that’s what happens when you get married and turn 40.

But at least she’s not Rihanna fat

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2017

08

Aug

Kate Beckinsale Getting Ready of the DAy

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Herbie nerd idol, fantasy, fetish, vampire, who still looks amazing despite being old, made a funny joke about her employee or stylist or hair and make-up guy getting up into her crotch to fix the crotch of her outfit…something I know so many virgin losers who are into comics, living in their moms basement, and other NERD th
ings, because not all nerds can become dot com billionaires, or TV hosts for doing their nerd shit, and some NERDS are just the stale cum smelling weirdo with ASPERGERS who has sex dolls or at least computer printouts of Kate Beckinsale stuck to their bedroom wall with cum….

You know…cuz she’s a nerd idol, fantasy, fetish and vapire who still looks amazing.

I’m so glad we went on all those team building kayak weekends since occasionally we are called upon to act like fiddling around with my gusset is a normal part of the work day

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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2017

08

Aug

Eva Longoria ANUS of the Day

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The highlight of skimpy bikini bottoms the girls, or in this case the old washed up women are wearing, is that when they bend over, you can see the ring around their asshole, the shit stain, or darker rim thanks to not anal bleaching, that like most assholes is bigger than the girl realizes, because she probably doesn’t spend the day looking at her asshole..and never have I been asked by a woman “can you see my anus in this”…but sometimes, if you’re lucky, you can…

This is the ANUS pic I was looking for yesterday. It Happened.

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2017

08

Aug

Heidi Klum’s Nazi Germany Ancestors Bikini of the Day

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I know Heidi Klum tries to over compensate for her Nazi Ancestors and their killing of the JEWS and other ETHNICITIES while trying to make a master aryan race by having all kinds of different shades of brown babies….

I know that she wasn’t alive when Nazi Germany happened, but her family was…or she could have been because she’s like 60….she could have been a Hitler Youth…YOU DON’T KNOW…but I would assume her grandmother was…and that she was a product of Hitler’s Lebensborn project cuz she’s still hot at 60…and that’s weird…That’s it.

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2017

08

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Is Everything Of the Day

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Lily-Rose Depp is hot.

If I was forced to kidnap a celebrity daughter and hold her for ransom because I am desperate to make money for my Tax Bill…I would choose this one…

She seems fun…..like a good time…and she’s good to look at…

But I would never encourage kidnapping anything, I am just using that as an example of how much I like her and think she’s top tier celebrity spoiled brat entitled bullshit you’d expect from someone that was created from Johnny Depp’s testicles..

You know.

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2017

08

Aug

Aubrey O’Day Instagram Modeling of the Day

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As if I am going to write about Aubrey O’Day and her comeback tour from her relationship with DJ Paulie D from Jersey Shore, because they were both on MTV reality shows at the same time, and I guess she was tired of fucking black dudes….

But as it turns out, her instagram filter face and body is something I can’t help but post because it’s so absurd, sex doll looking, clown with the face injections and lipo on the stomach, and she always had plastic surgery fake tits, so I guess it doesn’t really matter or surprise as much as the surprise that I am posting on her…

Terrifying…

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2017

08

Aug

Avril Lavigne See Through Outfit of the Day

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So I was eating a burger and some SUM 41 came on, and I thought as a Canadian, who should know about Canadian things, did Avril Lavigne also die…him from his liver disease, her from her LIME Disease…from eating too many LIMES…but apparently she just got fat or pregnant…from Nickelback or clearly she took her Nickelback and bought some motherfucking CANDY….or BACON…cuz of CANADA…who cares….

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2017

08

Aug

Tove Lo Flashing her Tits of the Day

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Tove Lo is clickbaiting, tits get hits, because everytime she performs she pulls out her shitty tits like it is a thing, a signature move, one I normally appreciate and support, but when it’s contrived and calculated, designed to market herself, I find it annoying, not authentic, as I prefer my titty flashes pure, natural, or accidental…Garbage….

We get it, you have tits, you’re so fucking edgy and daring, and progressive…

I just wish she got arrested for Indecent Exposure, and I’m the kind of person who likes tits being liberated…

The amazing thing about her is that I thought she was just a vocal on a DJ track but turns out she’s a HUMAN who performs at Lollalapooza…

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2017

08

Aug

Rihanna’s Cropover Fest Continues of the Day

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I THINK THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY, or maybe it was the highlight of the week, or even the YEAR is Rihanna in her native land of Barbados, where she was rumored to once be a teen prostitute who turned TRICKS with old British men that helped her launch her music career, I mean why else would some rich connected dude be hanging out with some 14 year old with a dream of song and dance…

This industry is too dark and corrupt for it to have just “happened”….there’s a reason for her not being a shanty living daughter of a garbage man still in Barbados….not the way she’s in Barbados now…living in the most expensive house on the island style…but being poor and still turning tricks…

But her big tits look big, her thickness good to me, I assumed she was pregnant with her Saudi prince’s meal ticket she clearly needs cuz she likes to eat…

I think it looks good. Sloppy…but good.