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2017

22

Aug

Dioni Tabbers Nude of the Day

Dioni Tabbers is naked…

I am a fan of Dioni Tabbers. I don’t really know all that much about her, other than the fact that she doesn’t really have much of a following, considering she’s been getting naked for photoshoots for at least 4 years…at least according to my research…something I never assumed would come in handy, but that I guess does when trying to figure out what this Dutch girl is doing and who she is…

She’s a little old now, you know, probably not going to really make it, but maybe she doesn’t need to, maybe her family is rich, maybe her family is rich, maybe her boyfriend, baby daddy, sponsor is rich…

I mean when you’re a hot girl, you have enough options to not actually work a real job…just look good.

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2017

22

Aug

Drunk Woman Brawl at In and Out in LA and Other Videos of the Day

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Shoplifter Gets Slapped

Dude Blows Up Fire Crackers in his Mouth

Lunatic Kills Store Clerk While Robbing Her

Saudi Cowboy

Bike VS escalator

Idiot Pulls a Gun at a Fight, Put Gun Back in Bag, Gets beat More

Flash Mob Robbery at NIKE Store

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

22

Aug

Tommy Lee Fucking his Girlfriend on a Commercial Plane of the Day

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Tommy Lee is dating some instagrammer named Brittany Furlan, who I actually follow, yet feel like I’ve never heard of her, because I guess IG doesn’t feed me every whore I follow on the regular, and I guess my brain doesn’t register random sluts I follow when I was drunk, but I do follow her, and I guess that makes her my friend, one sided friend, since she doesn’t follow me back and since I am just 1 of her millions of followers reminding me how insignificant I am…

That said, the honeymood sex tape, cure of hepatitis, rocker Tommy Lee who must be hundred, and who must have fucked thousands of women at this point in the game, was traveling with her and they both left the commercial airline bathroom, because it is assumed they fucked, her got sucked off, they did a line of coke together….who really cares, we’ve seen dude fuck Pam Anderson 20 years ago…this is not shocking, life changing, or that interesting…

I see regular girls who are horny little monsters all fucking day, every fucking day, everyday girls fucking in bushes in the park, jerking off in cars, it’s out of control – porn generation shit…that just seems logical when the girl involved looks like a porn chick and the dude involved is already a seasoned pornstar in his spare, rich as fuck, rockstar time off…I mean…that’s the whole point of being a rockstar…

Amazing the places social media can take you…I mean…without it..she’d probably still be working the strip club somewhere, not fucking rockstars…

Here are some of her social media pics…

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2017

22

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nice part of everyone being an exhibitionist slut is that yesterday I went to the grocery store to buy my fat wife some baked goods and chips…and saw three girls in the place, one who was a cashier and two randoms shopping, and I knew I had seen their nipples before, probably on instagram or tinder or I may have even sexted one of them – but they have no idea – since I wear a mask – you know a real creeper who keeps things anonymous like the early era internet…you know the one good thing about the internet…until last night, because it was a time when girls were too scared, and the technology didn’t permit the slutty erotic posed photoshoots …but today…that is all there is, that is now seen as mainstream, or typical, or obvious, or just part of being a girl…NAKED everywhere…and together we should have a potluck party to celebrate it…or maybe just a themed Cruise….I’ll work on that.

Here are some morning links…

Margot Robbie is Disgusting
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Aly Raisman VS Pedo Doctors in the Gymnastics
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Sluts at a Store Launch
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Nest Camera Captures Insanity of the Day
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Motorcyclists GoPro Plunging Off Cliff
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Rolex Owner Gets a Huge Surprise
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Mistake that Created the 80s Sound….
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Black Rhino Plays in The Mud
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Large Freighter Causes Mini Tsunami
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2017

21

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I looked out my Window and Two Asians were basically having the weirdest fuck in the backseat of their BMW…they were sleeping ontop of each other, practically dead, she kept putting his hand on her pussy, but he wasn’t rubbing, I wanted to get out there and guide them, I feel like maybe they needed a “dragon mother” in the form of a creepy pervert watching them and directing them like this was their sunday Mandarin classes, or Saturday night gymnastics classes, or tuesday night college level biology classes, or their nightly classical piano / violin classes…you know the shit that made young doctor in training too tired to FINGER BANG THE GIRL….

I blame the eclipse, brining out the weird, the partial eclipse of the sun, where earth blacked out for a minute like a college girl who everyone tried to fingerbang, or at least look up her skirt, when really it was just the man changing the sun’s lightbulb to keep us all tricked into thinking we aren’t on set, or that the world isn’t flat, you know…I KNOW…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Margot Robbie – Looks Terrifying as a Ginger…
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Sexy Beach Photoshoot Bikini Slut
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Old instagram Tit of the Day
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The Mooch Gets a Hollywood
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Bikini girl on a Motorcycle
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The Katharine McPhee Pussy Amputation Recovery / HEALING Pic and Other Nude That Make Me Want to Throw Up – OF THE DAY
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Kate Upton – Big Tits
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Taylor Swift Back on Social Media
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Asian Beat Boxer of the Day
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Kimberly Garner is Hot as Hell
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Christina Milian – Nip Slip
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Helen Hunt – Huge Tit
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Iskra Lawrence – Fat Model in Bikini
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Bieber Broke up with Mayweather
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Flying Europe in an Airbus for a Year…
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Losing My Religion Cover by a Sad Clown…
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Ivanka Trump – No Make-Up
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Demi Lovato in a One Piece
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Blanca Blanco Yellow Bikini
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Alaskan Blad Eagles….the Town
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Korrina Rico Cleavage of the Day
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Baseball Dick Injury
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Man Does Wheelie on a Mountain Bike
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97 Year old in a Tesla
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Bird vs Snake….
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Weirdest Sponge Bob Square pants Fetish Blowjob
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Crazy Sex Doll of the Day
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Some Nasty Naked Bitches
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Tits from the I Heart Tits Challenge
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Dancer Set on Fire
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Lesbian Finger bang in the Park
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Porn Chick Spread Ass
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Slutty Selfies!
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Hot Fucking Amateur Tits
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Hot Chick in The Mirror
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2017

21

Aug

Lily Beckinsale Does Bikini Selfies of the Day

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Lily Beckinsale is 18, but like her mom, Kate Beckinsale, she’s on some vampire shit and looks 20 years younger than she is, and when dealing with an 18 year old, that’s just fucking creepy, yet she posts the bikini pics anyway, because she’s a liberated woman and it is her right to put herself out there however she wants, she is empowered and I’m sure most of you are thankful of that…because of the whole looking 20 years younger than she actually is….this isn’t overly racy, but feels so wrong…then you have to remember that she know what’s she’s doing, her family is pushing her and she’s using her mom’s name because her Dad Charlie Sheen….has AIDS..or something…

All these half naked attention seekers…

Posted in:Lily Beckinsale|SFW

2017

21

Aug

Busty Elizabeth Turner Modeling Lingerie of the Day

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Elizabeth Turner is some busty aspiring model who looks like she’s made it – at least to a certain extent – because she’s got 650,000 followers, which means she’s getting paid, even if those are fake followers…and if they’re not fake followers..they are they for the big, seemingly natural, all American tits….as they should be…

The only Elizabeth Turner story I have is that when she was freshly graduated from Duke, the pornstar University, she actually messaged me on social media asking for help promoting herself, or to do a shoot or whatever, which is hilarious, because if you’re asking for help from me, you’re either desperate, or into charity work, but I assume she reached out to a bunch of sites, because within the week, she went from a very insignificant following to something I guess she could sell…so there was a minute…where I almost helped her and her big break but didn’t because I prefer being unaffiliated with success or hot chicks, it gets in the way of me dissing them for being shameless…or attention whores..

Well, these are some pics of her lingerie shoot…from whatever the fuck this lingerie shoot is…

Big Tits…

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2017

21

Aug

Mckayla Maroney Olympic Dream of the Day

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Mckayla Maroney brings the olympic dreams…not quite as well as Lindsey Vonn did in the recent leaked nudes of hers all thick legged and ready to go skiing for her sponsors / black boyfriends who she likes to get banged out by thanks to a larger left labia and an sturdy fucking athletic thigh that can take a beating…but Olympic none the less…you know no longer underage for the creeps, recently turned thick, because that’s the trend in girls these days, all cock teasing as she’s done since day one, because that’s just the kind of attention seeker she is…Olympic gold was just a way to build an audience of men into jerking off to her…and it’s weird because she started that cheeky half naked teasing early on in her underage fame and it always made me feel awkward, but now at 20, fair game big titty you don’t normally seen on gymnasts shamelessness I appreciate…

Looking like Kyle / Bruce Jenner – face injections or whatever…taking the Olympic dream to the now…

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

2017

21

Aug

Elle Evans, The Other Em Rat Cow of the Day

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There is a a constant conversation that comes up when anyone mentions “em rat cow”, otherwise known as Emily Ratajkowski, otherwise known as some hot tits that were great self promoters from the Blurred Lines video and the one thing at least 5 people have said to me over the length of her overrated career was “there were two other girls in that video, where are they now, clearly Rat Cow had something special”…which never settled well with me as a rationale for her “success” or the fact that she makes over 1,000,000 dollars a year, ultimately being a set of tits from the Blurred lines video, she just hustled harder, she just understood social media, she just took it upon herself, because she know she wasn’t quite hot enough for things to happen for her on their own, and she had to run with it, and harass and distract with those big tits…and really create a brand for herself..she was smarter…

That doesn’t mean the other girls from the video, who before today, I didn’t remember existed…aren’t just as hot, or important in the grand scheme of the world where no one is actually important, it just means she needs a little help strategizing…because she’s not as hungry for producer cock as Rat Cow..

So here’s Elle Evans…one of the girls in the Blurred Lines video…who was not Rat Cow…miraculousy existing, because I would have assumed Rat Cow killed them off to get ahead, but no, she was just a louder self promoter…

Fine Rat Cow is Substantially Better than Her…now fuck off..

Posted in:Elle Evans

2017

21

Aug

Lily Allen Bikini Erotica Attempt of the Day

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Lily Allen in a bikini proves that dreams do come true because I know when I woke up today hoping the eclipse with the alien attack ended with Lily Allen in a bikini – and not the apocalypse…you know seeing as the eclipse was supposed to leave me blind so that I wouldn’t have to experience all this shit..and I do mean shit…Lily Allen is a fucking barn that hasn’t been cleaned out of a woman…all shitty as fuck…

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