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2017

21

Aug

Delilah Hamlin See Through Shirt and Nipples of the Day

Delilah Hamlin is Lisa Rina’s daughter with Harry Hamlin from LA Law fame….magical…I mean only because she’s doing what all the girls are doing and that’s wearing sheer tops showing off their nipples because bra’s suck, nipples are in, and seeing nipples through shirts is timeless and erotic…very now, but touches all ages because we all love nipples…

I only left my house for 5 – 10 minutes this past weekend and saw two girls walking out of some gym both in white shirts…both showing off what looked like gymnast bodies and both walking around freely despite seeing their full fucking tits.

It’s a trend we hope becomes a classic because I know it’s the only way I’m seeing tits of girls who’s tits I actually want to see cuz these girls aren’t swiping me on tinder or anything, they find me a creeper, but instead in their self expression or whatever this exhibitionism is..and I still get what I want out of the relationship.

TO SEE OTHER PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI TOP CLICK HERE

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2017

21

Aug

Miley Cyrus Love Story of the Day

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I don’t know if these Miley Peeing pics are part of her new Album art….

But I thought she had gone straight in her new album, back with her fiance, quit that devil’s weed, ready to focus on a long lasting country career, now that she’s left the devil’s grip, and can be re-marketed to the Christians of the south who are very forgiving…and still buy CDs…

You know, keep it about the music man, not about her acting ridiculous…But it’s boring, the videos are boring, the angle boring, when we’ve seen her naked and amazing throughout her last album, where she became some kind of TUMBLR free the nipple, always naked, look at her bush, girl….it was everyday – nude Miley somewhere and I liked it, even if I didn’t believe any of it and knew it was all contrived..she’s a disney kid..

So leak some nudes…at least they are these LEAKED NUDES COMPLETE WITH VAGINAL RECONSTRUCTION SCARS / BLEEDING

But these pics where Miley Cyrus, or someone who looks like Miley taking a leak in what people are saying are some leaked pics of her leaking – but that could just be a leak in the story and the real deal is this is just marketing…

If it’s not Miley behind it, I assume are just strategic pics released by Stella Maxwell to endorse Stella Maxwell, because that seems to be her hustle from obscure hipster modeel to A-Lister now with Kristen Stewart who is probably out there finding kids to adopt and raise in their lesbian home or some shit….all due to strategic positioning of herself based on leveraging people like Miley Cyrus – to make her “relevant”…

The truth is, these may not even be Miley or Stella Maxwell and it is all just fake-news or clickbait…but as someone who likes watching girls pee…whoever the girl is…I’m down…

I guess if her legal team come at me, I’ll know it is her for sure, but we’ve seen her naked from all angles, I would assume she doesn’t give a fuck who sees these, since we’ve seen it all..and since they were from her damn phone…like don’t blame me for your negligence in your content / photos / etc…I’m just following the right tumblr accounts yo.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2017

21

Aug

Lucy Collett Glamour Model Naked for Snapchat of the Day

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No this isn’t Ariel Winter…This is Lucy Collett…

Lucy Collett is a UK Glamour model that reminds me that most of us hate this whole body positive thing, but probably not her fans, since she’s a glamour model, which means they have always just been there for the tits and now the tits are bigger and more substantial, they just come with thick thighs and a huge fucking pregnancy, despite not being pregnant belly…

No chicks like fat chicks – and even though the body positive thing has been a female run initiative to fight the misogynistic man, the reality is if I send a fat nude to any girl, they are repulsed, while any dude is like “i’d do it” or “i’d pick a fold”…or “i’d make her eat an entire cake and jerk off on her tits”…

Guy’s don’t care, we like repulsive things, just told try to trick us into thinking it’s hot….but keep using snapchat as a medium to get your nudes out there…it’s a porn site and the content only lasts 24 hours…so people won’t even get to look at stare and wonder what happened to the OG Lucy Collet…

Maybe she was always fat…

Right…nothing on snapchat lives longer than 24 hours, it’s one of those the internet follows all the rules situations…

Posted in:Lucy Collett

2017

21

Aug

Instagram Model Cora Keegan Topless and Flexible in Panties of the Day

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Cora Keegan is an instagram model from Instagram who does photoshoots with instagram photographers for instagram accounts that are designed to promote instagram models to their audience and hope one day those instagram models can be actual models who get paid work from the fanbase they build up getting naked on the internet…it’s some low hanging fruit shit that is more interesting in Cora Keegan’s case – because she was at one time a Victoria’s Secret girl, with a possible contract lined up, but she was too cool, too edgy to be that lame and mainstream and well paid, likely a rich girl…who has the arrogance to now get naked on social media just because it’s something to do…on her own terms in what she may consider “art”…even though art is a lie and all these people are attention seeking half retards…but at least she’s flexible with those skinny long legs..I am a fan…she’s hot.

Posted in:Cora Keegan

2017

21

Aug

Magdalena Frackowiak Topless and Slutty on Instagram of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak was a Victoria’s Secret model for a minute and I know a dude who was dating one of her Polish friends who came over to America with her to model, in some sex slave, cargo ship, in steerage, where half the Polish models on their way to America died of scurvy or some shi, you know a real each

I don’t know, or think she’s still a Victoria’s Secret model, but they did give her a 750,000 dollar contract the first year, which to some Pollack is more than she’s expect to make in a lifetime, and apparently, she got Hollywood about it, you know, became a real entitled cunt who was no longer the nice, sweet, suck up model trying to get ahead, but the one who had been validated..and thus allowed to be a fucking diva…

Well…I saw last week she was posting butt shots, and I thought, girl is getting racy, maybe I’ll do a post on her, but didn’t because she’s irrelevant…but then today, I saw…she posted full tit…with a very inspiring caption of:

“ANY PROBLEM ? … B* THAT HAVE A PROBLEM CAN UNFOLLOW ”

Nope…no problem here…keep up the good work model….I mean cunt or not, she’s hot, and cunt or not, she should show more cunt, because I like cunt more than tits, but the tits for Instagram are still good though…

I guess being kicked off the VS Promo model team – cut off from all that money makes a bitch feel the need to hustle hard, tits out…and I like to see the scramble..

Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak

2017

21

Aug

Bella Thorne Bikini Raving of the Day

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Bella Thorne was out “raving” in a bikini and mesh pants and the whole thing was pretty wonderful to a pervert like me – because I think Bella Thorne, despite all the jacking up she’s done to her face is hot… I am drinking the RED koolaid, I am sold or I’ve bought into her witchcraft manipulating all of us in with her body…despite having never watched Disney Channel, or her show on Disney Channel, and not actually knowing who she is…

I just know she’s better than a traditional insta whore, because she started this whoring with the mainstream support of the media…the money, the fame, and yet she still felt she should be naked or half naked showing off her tits and slutty behavior that comes with being a porned-up youth these days…I mean they just fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck no problem…creating Super GONO and other fun things…like the throat HPV epidemic..brilliant…

I also know she’s just a child star being a product of being a child star, spoiled, entitled and now very into EDM and making dance music for the mainstream who all listen to this mindless, lack of music music…and I’m not saying that as an old man..it’s just all video game shit that they probably spend an afternoon making…turning out crowds and making millions..rewarded for understanding a computer program by fucking groupies like this one…as they rage / rave / who cares…her body is great.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|Videos

2017

21

Aug

Chloe Bennet Spitting on Herself and Flashing Nipple of the Day

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She’s on a show called Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D…..which sounds terrible, one of those “Why the fuck does TV put money into this low budget shit shows”….because there is no creativity in the world…”But then I realize it’s Comic Book shit…and that makes money…people fucking love Comic Book Shit…for whatever reason, even people who don’t read and never did read comic books love this comic book shit, and I just think the whole thing is ridiculous…mainly because the production budgets of these shows are so bootleg, some Xena Warrior Princess level of shit….worse than most pornos but people still watch. Weird..

Well, the slut of the show is spitting on herself and possibly flashing nipple and that in and of itself should be enough for your pervert Chloe Bennett loving ass…fet life for life you weirdo…

Posted in:SFW

2017

21

Aug

Britney Spears Tight Body Sings Bonnie Raitt of the Day

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Britney Spears gave the people something to talk about this past weekend in vegas, because her ass looks fucking amazing….and I guess because she sang for the first time in her career, like actually sang into a microphone and people were just so blown away by that fact, that this broken woman in her late 30s, a pawn to her family, still earning money to pay K-Fed the Genius his alimony, set for life motherfucker….because normally she’s too medicated to actually sing, and just does song and dance lip syncing..

I don’t think her singing of Bonnie Raitt’s song is that great, but 100,000 people watched it…and claim that it was some standout Britney performance…which I guess isn’t saying much.

I just think her body is fucking great, that ass, mom of two, with the banged out pussy, so good…

I’d like to give her something to talk about, like “How did I let this K-Fed Situation happen twice, that Jesus Martinez was just so seductive with his back-up dancer limp dick moves”….you know…cuz I like her…or at leat her body…she’s Britney Bitch….

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW|Videos

2017

21

Aug

Lena Meyer-Landrut the German Singer Topless in Mykonos of the Day

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Europe is known for having a lot of really shitty pop music that never makes it over to America, because it shouldn’t have happened in the first place, and not all Euro popstars are hired by American record labels to replace Rihanna when she was slated to quit their label, like Rita Ora…you know take the talent from overseas and repurpose it for the American crowd that doesn’t know she exists…importing, outsourcing jobs, you know….

Well, her name is Lena Meyer-Landrut, I’ve never heard of her…because I don’t give a fuck about Euro pop, and more importantly, even if she was American, I probably wouldn’t have noticed her either….there’s just too much fucking noise on the interent…

But she’s topless in Mykonos and her body is fucking fit, toned stomachs are everything, and her tits great, and I’m all for her taking her next step in self promotion to hit that US market..we’re always ready for more sluts with 1.8 million instagram followers….who area already signed and in the game….

Some German Sausage toppings…….we call her pussy sauerkraut.