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2017

18

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am pretty proud of myself…I saw at least three girls sitting on park benches or outside coffee shops today…or riding bikes…all in skirts…all flashing 80 percent ass…and what could have been pussy..and I didn’t start masturbating…

But this black dude in his 40s wasn’t as classy as me, as he was cat calling every girl he walked by, telling them they were hot, doing a turn around DAMN, clearly fucking horny…including a 14 year old in a push up bra….

The world is one big porno…and Here are some stepLINKS…my contribution…

Jessica Alba – Pregnant Again for the Brand – I Just Assumed Fat Mexican – But no – Breeder…
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The Voice of Kermit – Fired for Being a Pervert
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Bella Thorne – Hot Body
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Nicole Scherzing in a Pink Bikini
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Elephant Guarding her Mud Pile like Kate Upton Guarding Donuts
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Freediving the DEADLIEST POOL
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Audrina Partidge EXISTS
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Some Random Slut Topless Sunbathing
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Kirsten Dunst Panty Flash
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Sarah Hyland – Leaked Nudes
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Tara Reid is PORN to Me
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Rat Cow is Becoming a Titty Ambassador – Intellectualizing the Tit – Because it’s All She’s Got
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Cara Delevinge’s Tight Dress of the Day
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Hot Ass on a Pool
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Some Fat Chick in a Bikini in Miami
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Rihanna at Some Event
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Bella Hadid – Braless
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Charlize Theron Bra
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Hot Ass in Nature
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Maitland Ward Panty Flash of the Day
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Naomi Watts – NEW PUSSY
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Everyone is in on Game of Thrones Clickbait with “The Most Beautifully Shot Scenes” Video
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And…..The Theme on SYNTH..
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Mariah Carey Biopic in the Works
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RANDOM TUMBLR PORN OF THE DAY
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Girl Wins Street Fight
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The New DR WHO NAKED
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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Girl Texting her Dad – Gets Fucked From Behind
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Chick With Shaved Head Getting Naked
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Some Chick Named Jane – Naked
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Really Busty Chick
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Cocaine Makes Grandpa Horny
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Girls Licking Each Other’s Butt Holes
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Random Naked Chick
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SLUTTY – CAM GIRL SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

18

Jul

Lily Rose Depp is my Favorite of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is freshly 18 and I find her amazing…making her…my favorite…which I guess would be seen as perverted since I am an old fucking man…but the law is on my side, plus rich kids grow up faster than other kids thanks to their life of being exposed to dad’s cocaine at 5.

All the other fame whores slutting out on social media just have nothing on this one…they are boring, uninteresting, repetitive, trash….who I am sure this one is an entitled, garbage human…but cute and stylish and potentially braless for social media existence…and for that, coupled with her dad being a crazy person who has been around forever, and their private Bahama island…she’s good.

She was recently house shopping in a dress braless so I’ll just post those up again…..

to see the rest CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Rat Cow in a Bikini of the Day

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Earlier today, someone sent me some photoshoot of Rat Cow in a jacket with no top on – because she’s a shameless softcore pornstar who produces low level erotica that is very hard to jerk off to – especially when you are impotent….

I told him that I would only promote Rat Cow if it was in 5 years and I stumbled upon her backpages account because that’s where I find sex..

I guess I lied….because she’s shamelessly doing staged paparazzi pics as part of her angle and strategy and it’s bananas…because it works…even though she barely does…she commands high prices and gets paid thanks to the world being morons unable to distinguish a whore from “TALENT”….

Well, here she is in a bikini, because she’s good manipulator…but not that good…this fake friend set up is hilarious as we know she has no friends for a fact but MORE importantly…look at that aging ass…it is melting away, now I know she’s not known for her ass, but STILL…it’s getting dimply and dumpy and that alone is hilarious because girl cant even commit to the gym to work out to be the sex pot who never quite hit….seriously…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Here she is click-baiting like the bait-ass trick she is…click click click….in a bra…busty and not as bad as she is at her core..

Here she is in ALLURE…

Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger’s Nipple Grabbing Dick of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger has such a broken down face – but how good are these shameless pics for the paparazzi of her rubbing some gay dude dick – who I assume fucks her because she’s got a dick and is a man not that gay dudes historically like trannies, trannies are more designed for straight dudes who are confused or closet cases….

He’s probably one of her back-up dancers, on some K-Fed Shit, might as well suck it up and fuck her ass like she’s a dude because this is a good life…a real good life…she’s rich for being a mainstream stripper…WEIRD.

To see the rest of the pics…or more pics…of her in a bikini…. CLICK HERE

Real good…that’s how good they are…

Here’s her nipple…

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Halle Berry Bikini of the Day

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Halle Berry so naughty – posting blurry bikini pics that are probably from 3 decades ago…

Even if they are from today, who the fuck cares, she’s old, expired, forgotten and the world doesn’t need the whitest black person that the jewish investors feel comfortable investing into…that would be cultural appropriation shit…

But she’s still in a bikini and I can stare at that…I don’t have anything else going on…..just stare at the exploitative hack…you know….in a bikini….looking counter culture from her WHITE PRIVILEGE

Posted in:Halle Berry|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Megan Fox Slutty Selfie of the Day

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Megan Fox doesn’t get work now that she’s a mom of 5 with her captor Brian Austin Green, who she hasn’t been able to escape even though she’s tried a few times by having sex with other celebrities….but she just keeps running back to breed with him….obsessive fan girl…or I guess it could be the other way around now that he’s got a better career than her…not saying much since her career is expired…but still has some hope…thanks to an outdated brand roping her in as their spokesperson…a lingerie company…despite her being and old tired mom…I guess they could see her actual slut core…

WHO knows…this is clearly a social media obligation I can’t jerk off to, but nice fake lips….expired milk….like Jessica Alba…but less pregnant but her pussy has seen more babies crawl out of it…late 90s hotness turned shit…united…

Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Bella Hadid Has Nipples of the Day

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In case you were wondering, everyone’s favorite It Girl who no one actually really knows or cares about in the grand scheme of the world, but who a select few people book out and make her seem like she matters, while the world is too narcissistic to actually care, allowing her to think she matters while she’s relevant, a high high…that will crash and burn the way we want it to and they way I am excited for it to…if only I don’t die of Diabetes before it does….

While I wait…I will openly accept all her nude shoots, nipples out, for the paparazzi and beyond…because I love nipples…and all these girls braless and nipples out…as that is how perverts work…

Thanks Bella Hadid and your stage parents for making you look better than the troll you once were for the benefit of the family name..

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Pam Anderson Monster TITTIES of the Day

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Pam Anderson brought her mutant Frankenstein tits to a photoshoot – where they spilled out of her weird outfit – because she was clearly drunk and a disaster….and so were her tits, that she didn’t actually notice were spilling out of her shirt because they’ve been hacked up so many times…

She’s old as hell, looks old and hell, and this is how I assume plastic surgery ages….

These tits have been mutilated to fuck like some kind of female circumcised vagina but the titty version…she’s a victim here, as she looks down and see what must be scarred to shit, no feeling, terrifying….

Were her her original tits been really that bad….I like small tits…why did this happen…was monster tits the reason for her career? Would she have made it without them? Did people really like tit implants that much in the 90s? Not to mention why is she so haggard…when other 50 year olds aren’t? Is it the cured hep, or the way her injections melt? Why is she so trashy, yet so rich? so many questions..all for Canada…

Posted in:Pamela Anderson|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Heidi Klum in Fishnets of the Day

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Heidi Klum shameless….on instagram…becasue slutty is what she does…she was a lingerie model..

With a history of being a dirtbag since Seal used his forearm sized cock to ravage her in ways only a German fetishist could handle, resulting in dozens of kids I like to call the Beige Army, I think it is safe to say, that 50 year old Twat is not something you’d really want to explore, cuz no Kegel is strong enough to tighten that slop hole up, but like any girl posting suggestive pics to the internet, part me has got to endorse her efforts…..as much as I fear getting lost in her battered womb….

We can assume she’s genetically modified…Nazi Science…or some shit..because this is no 50 year old body I’ve ever seen…

Apparently this is her naked in a magazine…and it’s pretty good for a naked chick…

Posted in:SFW

2017

18

Jul

Rosario Dawson Big Tits of the Day

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Rosario Dawson’s lawyer hit me up just a month or two ago to take down some nude pics of her that were leaked…because she’s slutty and doesn’t want you to know it…

Then girl goes ahead and posts this video of herself, her crotch, her panties, all topless and that confuses me…considering…they are all sluts I get it…I GET IT..

I’ve heard stories about this one, who I guess just figured out that slutty internet behavior is the only way to matter, kind of like slutty once was, only not behind closed doors….

Posted in:Rosario Dawson|SFW