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2017

18

Aug

Kaia Gerber in Teen Vogue of the Day

Kaia Gerber, Cindy Crawford’s daughter who is now not only the heiress to the GERBER BABY EMPIRE, but also to George Clooney’s Tequila company that they sold for 1 billion dollars 1/3 going into her daddy’s pocket…because it pays to be Cindy Crawford’s husband, and the Heir to the Gerber baby empire, you get in with the right famous people to create silly brands for fun…and make hundreds of millions with them….

Well, despite the money, she’s still being whored out to the industry, cuz she looks good, making her a model feels right for her mom, since modeling did so well for her, and here she is in Teen Vogue…being a Teen.

You like that don’t you? You fucking pervert….

Which brings up an important point….how many subscribers to Teen Vogue are teen girls, and how many are creepy perv men like you? Stats!

From her social media….

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2017

18

Aug

Isabelli Fontana in a Bikini of the Day

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Once an exhibitionist slut, always an exhibitionist slut….Isabelli Fontana, an older model who I think go famous for being a 16 year old lingerie model for Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret are fucking creeps, yet no one seems to really get mad at them for their creepy ways…they just buy their panties made in china….

Well, she’s still exhibiting herself for attention and it looks good, all bikini clad…

I like to think she does it so I can just stare at her half naked body and cross reference it o my wife’s nude body…..usually when she’s getting out of her bath….forcing me to try to understand how the fuck they are the same species, gender or breed of animal.

It almost makes no sense, I’ve see animals that look more like my wife than this…mainly pigs…and I can’t quite figure out who the freak of nature is, this Isabelli Fontana babe, or the babe pig in the city I married…

The say they are both human woman….but I just can’t believe they can be the same category….it’s some alien shit.

Posted in:Isabelli Fontana|SFW

2017

18

Aug

Kendall Jenner Nudes of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is a dumpster….and she’s in some strategic nude photos shot by her sister’s bff…leveraging…even though we have seen her actually nude…she’s bullshit….a product of her sister’s porno and her mom’s pimping…but for some reason she’s “fashion” and not gutter trash…I guess that’s what happens when you’re rich and your dad gets a sex change…you know “ON TREND”…or maybe it’s all some illuminati distracting us with bullshit….bullshit…but the real issue and concern is why hasn’t she released a sex tape too…too good for that, now that one sister did it the others don’t need to, fuck that…I want penetration. It’s only fair…it’s only what’s right….not this posing bullshit.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

18

Aug

Jennifer Connelly in a Bikini of the Day

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Jennifer Connelly is looking pretty fucking hot at 46 year old….and despite making fun of old women, I am all about old women, even moms…at least when they look like this…because a mature look…and experienced mouth…and tits that have been through a lot…in getting famous through indy films in the 90s…have a far more interesting and relatable story than the 22 year olds Robin Thicke is knocking up…

But most 46 year old women are not Jennifer Connelly, famous and rich from Hollywood, vain and vapid like Hollywood, looking tight bodied, even when old…and busty enough….in her bikini…doing bikini things in Ibiza…because Ibiza isn’t just for 20 year old EDM freaks into clubbing in bikini…it’s also for OLD ladies on very expensive yachts…lookin’ fit, tight and hot…maybe it’s menopause…does that make me gay?

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Posted in:Jennifer Connelly|SFW

2017

18

Aug

Scout Willis Titty Flash of the Day

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Scout Willis is a Bruce Willis / Demi Moore creation. You know a little internal cumshot that stuck inside the womb and fertilized without Demi realizing it because she was too busy doing drugs being Hollywood, until one day it crawled out of her and grew into a titty flashing hipster rich kid with famous parents…who does nothing…but lives well..thanks to being rich.

She’s putting out her tits, very European of her, because nudity is not a bad thing, it’s a natural thing that I like looking at, even on Scout Willis….because I am a pervert, or a free spirit who believes in the future being nudity…because it’s really not a big deal…but it’s a good angle to get attention.

I do like that people are flashing each other like a bunch of teens during self discovery, you know…what was once private now public…nipples…pulled out tit…it’s like driving behind a high school cheerleader bus on the freeway getting asses and tits in my face as they collectively giggle…the far less exciting version.

It’s just too bad girls haven’t really got into flasing clits, tits not clits, but I want clits cuz I’ve seen the tits.

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2017

18

Aug

Fight in the Parking Lot Woman Shits Herself and Other Videos of the Day

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Model with Massive Tits

Killer Whale Under Paddleboard

Idiot Handling a Venomous Snake Gets Bit

Ghetto People Doing Laundry in Carwash

The Chicken Call

Woman in Brazil Stripped Naked and Forced to Run through Streets…

Guests Check Bride’s Tits at Wedding

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

18

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Fat chicks aren’t people too…but I do have a bit of a Breeder Fetish, you know the idea of getting a girl pregnant is hot, but not for the typical “I want to be a dad, I want my genes to go on, I want to give a kid a life” but because it’s the ultimate troll…like “HA! You got knocked up by me, have fun with that”….

Just deadbeat dading for the comedy of it…

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Robin Thicke Knocks Up 22 Year Old Sugar Baby
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Peter Dinklage VS Huskies
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Sara Jean Underwood is Hot
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Pink and her Breast Pumps Hilarious
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Missing Diamond Ring Turns Up on a Carrot
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More Crazy Hip to Waist Ratio
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The 2017 Kennedy Center Honorees are Boycotting Gala
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Miami’s Most Powerful Speedboats
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Ome More Extreme Wait to Hip Ratio
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2017

17

Aug

stepLINKS of the DAy

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I was having a debate with my wife about whether it is appropriate to call her a cum dumpster, because at one point in time, before being fat slob who gave up on life and started fucking with me, she used to be a hooker who would take all kind of cum up on her…usually for free…so I guess she wasn’t quite a hooker…but that pussy was well traveled…you know filling up on cock before filling up on donuts….sure it was decades ago…but they say people don’t change…ya cum dumpster….I guess it would be seen as rude before romantic….ya cum dumpster

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Cockatoo – Pumped that Dad is Home
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Katie Holmes – Old Robot Legs
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Clay Aiken VS Donald Trump – The Confederate Statue Loving Racist –
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Fat Chick Iskra Lawrence in Lingerie
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Kendall Jenner Nips
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Lauren Harries Topless on the Beach
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Heidi Klum at an Event in Pajamas
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Alesha Dixon On Some See Through Shit
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Lily Allen Nipple in Case YOu Missed It
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2017

17

Aug

Katharine McPhee’s Censored Topless Pic of the Day

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Katharine McPhee, whoever the fuck that is….apparently posted this censored topless pic because it’s the internet social media era and this is what all women do…or are supposed to do…to fight feminism…or to be empowered…or to sexualize themselves while saying they are not sexualizing themselves despite being topless…a traditionally sexual thing…at least when a bitch isn’t nursing..and hell..even when she’s nursing..

From American Idol…to this…better than starring in hardcore porn I guess…

I’m just annoyed there is no nipple, when you do a nude, do it right.

Posted in:Katharine McPhee|SFW

2017

17

Aug

Elsa Hosk VS Stealla Maxwell in the Morning and Other VS Promo Model Shit of the Day

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TWO victoria’s secret wild cards, Elsa Hosk and Stella Maxwell, both hot in their own model right, one an older washed up titty model who found her way in as a Candice Swanepoel stand in, the other a Lesbian who has dated or fucked with A-Listers to increase her profile and to network through Barbara Palvin to the right people, basically stealing her career:

Posted morning instagram photos….

The first is Stella Maxwell Made Kristen Stewart Breakfast of the Day…you know get up in there and eat like the stray dog you think you are….you fucked up hollywood bitch….

The second is Elsa Hosk being naked in bed…some rich guy’s bed we assume….

Both fresh off their Cowboy Holiday Shoot for the evil made in China Panty line that created them, and that pays them monthly, like the hookers they are….