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2023

10

Aug

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

Titty Drops are not an organized sport, but I saw that Pillow Fighting was aired on ESPN, so we’re hopefully that in our lifetime it will be.

For now, it’s just an amateur demonstration, learning the different strategies and as an amateur demonstration, we get to the the judges who can rank the titty drops on artistic, technical and overall performance.

This is the good time for the titty drop because it’s not quite on the international level, where a bunch of shameless opportunists participate in their clever dropping the titty out of their tops.

For now, it’s an object of love, passion and joy from the experience of pulling the titty out, which means, it’s the best time to enjoy a titty drop for its pure titty drop intention before it becomes commercialized.

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2023

10

Aug

Zara Larsson Upskirt of the Day

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Zara Larsson is a Swedish pop singer who I’ve never heard of because I didn’t watch the second season of the talent show TALANG…which launched her career back when she was 10….I’m just not a fan of TALANG.

She’s now 25 years old, she’s touring and in the tour she’s found herself on stage, in a short skirt with her ass hanging out of it, it’s a fashion thing.

I’m from an era where an upskirt actually meant something, either you’d see a panty-less pussy coming out of a car in her skirt, or maybe the wind would blow up the skirt as some kind of gift from the gods showing us the full ass, but that spontaneous upskirt combustion is no longer a thing in this contrived bullshit world we live in.

In the last week, I’ve seen at least 5 girls with half their asses hanging out of their shorts, or their skirts. Even one big titty fat girl on an EBIKE rode by with her whole ass exposed. It’s still shocking, exciting, despite being shameless attention seeking to me, but it just makes a celeb on stage barely showing ass cheek a little weak in the upskirt hype when normies are out here showing 50 percent or more of their ass, but I’ll post it anyway because I am in too deep.

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2023

10

Aug

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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It’s Tanline season, at least that’s what overexcited motherfucker like me like to think, but the reality is that it’s always tanline season, and you don’t even need a sun to generate those tanlines, you can buy it in a jar or get sprayed down by some entrepreneurial stripper and her mobile spray tan machine she bought with her stripper money, in attempts to make a better life for herself..

I guess I romanticize the tanline as something that happens on some epic endless summer vacation at the beach or by the pool, but ultimately, it can happen anywhere even in the basement where you’ve locked up all your girlfriends who may not think they are your girlfriends, but maybe in a few years time they’ll finally accept it.

Point of the story, tanlines highlight the good parts!

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2023

09

Aug

Eva Longoria Beach Body of the Day

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Eva Longoria, the very rich from some dumb show, producer and director, who owns her own Tequila brand because she’s not done exploiting Mexicans since Mexico is her heritage that she is likely totally disconnected from….was never someone I bought into or appreciated when she was getting all her hype…

But now that she’s a dinosaur with international fame, hustling her wares in slutty bikinis, I find her a little more appealing…you know, because I like whores or when women reduce themselves to their half naked bodies, even when they are old and clearly have had work down while giving the illusion they haven’t, because they are actors and as actors they can’t rot like the normies, even though they are still rotten like the normies, you just can’t see it as clearly because they have a fresh coat of paint over that mouldy ass bathroom of a cunt…

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2023

09

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay Fit Bitches…

Or at least keep the idea of fit bitches a fetish, a beauty standard, an expectation…

So jerk off to these fit bitches as doing your part to save the world of the fat monsters taking over.

If that means joining the gym, or standing outside the gym to encourage the hot fit girls as they leave the gym by showing them your boner, or just by upvoting their fit smutty content….do it…society needs it.

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2023

09

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Tits of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is about 50 years old, for the majority of her adult life she was sponsored by or owned by Victoria’s Secret and was likely one of the longest running bikini models they had and through it all, I never saw her appeal, I thought she was so basic and boring, yet the people clearly bought what she is selling…

Now that she’s 50 years old or something, she’s actually looking substantially hotter than she did at her prime, maybe it’s updated tits, fillers, filters, AI and photoshop, but she’s finally hotter than I ever thought she was, which makes no sense since she’s 50 years old….which means WITCHCRAFT is happening here and I’d get to the bottom of it, if I wasn’t too busy staring at those tits…

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2023

09

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know if all the pussy wedgies I see in a given day are just a geographic thing, you know French Canadian women are slutty and want people to see their cunts, but I am going to assume it’s an internet becoming reality thing, where girls are just trying to fit in like they are when pretending to be Taylor Swift fans or into the Barbie movie….so they wear the spandex and don’t care about the fact that the world can see their cunt, it’s just part of the outfit…

I like to think it’s female self preservation in an era of trannies getting a lot of attention, in a “Look I’m a Real Chick”, but it could just be that girls are into how the pussy wedgie feels pressed against their clits with every step they take, soaking through the tight pants without anyone knowing….

Either way, there’s a lot of hungry for tight pant pussy out there and I’m all for staring.

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2023

09

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Cleavage of the Day

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Like Alec Baldwin, I’ve forgotten that Ireland Baldwin existed….

She’s recently had kids, making Alec Baldwin more than a convicted killer who was absolved of all the killing, meaning he’s not a killer at all, even though he held a gun that killed someone, probably a thrilling feeling, if he was some kind of narcissistic rich guy into that kind of power…

I’ll assume her tits are milk filled, but at a certain point, it doesn’t really matter, the prison tats in honor of her dad not going to prison, the sheer size of her and the fact the tits have always been huge and it’s not like she is starring in SQUIRTING LACTATING TIT CONTENT, basically being a lazy rich kid about the lactation fetish content while potentially lactating!

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2023

09

Aug

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed may not be a strong enough drug to give girls the nod like opiates or other more fun drugs you can use as foreplay, but it can make girls lazy enough to not bother making the best life decisions, so that they don’t bother protesting your advances to fuck….while being less sloppy than being drunk….and down to eat pizza when done, maybe even down to fuck you because of the promise of pizza, making it a far less creepy way to get laid than roofies, or whatever you’re using for foreplay these days…

Here are some weed enthusiasts, which is lame to me, but probably excited to a loser who is into weed and loves when chicks are into the same things as them, especially when the chick is naked.

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2023

09

Aug

Stefania Ferrario Titty Pop of the Day

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Stefania Ferrairio of the Hazelnut empire that owns Nutella, at least based on her body and her marketing strategy of being a plus sized titty model, clearly a European plus size, because she’s hardly the walmart shopper on the motorized shopping cart that we’re used to as North Americans.

If anything, she’s a big titty big girl but not an actual morbidly obese girl using empowerment as an angle, still using the fat girl angle, which probably pisses off the actual pig plus sized girls as she mocks them with her 30 pounds she could probably lose in 3 months if she stopped eating her family’s Nutella…which makes celebrating her as a plus sized funny, because the actual seriously plus sized hate it…and we like them unhappy, which clearly they already are, otherwise they wouldn’t be fat.

Point of the story, with plus sized comes plus sized tits.

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