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2017

04

Jul

Emmy Rossum Living the American Dream of the Day

Emmy Rossum is the fucking worst…and I find her tribute to America offensive..

Sure she’s recently married because she’s probably knocked up, that’s why she got married so don’t use the bikinis, use the one piece, and if you want to see her tits cross reference her whoring for TV on Shameless, the show that created her….but it’s still like taking a huge shit on America and her fans not that I’d know, since she’s blocked me on all social media for being a troll, because that’s my American dream….a dream that doesn’t include Emmy Rossum, because she’s not that hot..I deserve better.

Nice American Flag Suit you clickbait slut…

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2017

04

Jul

Kristen Bell for American of the DAy

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Kristen Bell has decided to celebrate America with her husband Dax and remind you that she’s got zero to no sex appeal left…what was once cute has not got any remaining sex appeal but just to make sure of that she uses the opportunity to destroy it with this picture …

She’s in a onesie and not a bikini….and not the good kind of onesie you want to see when girls are slumber partying together with their tits out…but the mom at the preschool picnic onesie she’s not shoving cock inside her which would give her old lady some redemption….but in no way do I want to see that cock in her.. in sex tape….but the onesie is weak…but it is for America….living the American dream…and America must by default love it..

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2017

04

Jul

Tara Lipinski Expired Figure Skater Pose of the Day

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Tara Lipinski the gold metal Olympic figure skater / midget freak who can ice dance like she was sent from heaven, channeling god through her little midget freak hips, to spin like she’s having a religious experience..the way her coach who probably molested pounded into her brain at her parent’s request because they saw talent and wanted an olympian daughter as parents do…

Well, she’s doing a slutty bikini pose, mid 40, for you perverts who love America on American Day…USA USA USA.

Posted in:SFW|Tara Lipinski

2017

04

Jul

Tove Lo Pasties in Concert of the Day

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Nothing say hot like some shitty tits with nipple pasties on…especially when those nipple pasties are stars for AMERICA…as AMERICA gave TOVE LO an existence…and with that existence she gets to get overpaid to get on stage with nipple pasties on…to give you all something to jerk off to in the even you haven’t heard of porn sites, instagram and all other things that feature hot chicks, far hotter than this in more than just nipple pasties…

Stars and Stripes / shitty tits.

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Posted in:SFW|Tove Lo

2017

04

Jul

Gabrielle Union’s Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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America is about diversity more than ever….the black folk have been given the right to vote, ride the bus, use the bathroom, and slavery is limited to prison inmates that are majority black thanks to crooked cops and a flawed system…

But it’s the fourth of July and this site is DrunkenStepfather so White most of the time, and I don’t even like white chicks they are garbage…I just post what I’m exposed to…and it happens to be all this white ass..

When I really prefer a lot more flavor like some Gabrielle Union…whoever the fuck that is….because some thick black ass to want to suffocate on….has a bit more flavor that young disney white chicks…

Posted in:Gabrielle Union|SFW

2017

04

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Naked Birthday Cake of the Day

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I guess this is a picture from the QUEEN OF MY LIFE’s birthday…Lindsay Lohan, the only thing that truly matters, the only thing that is really real, the only thing that I’ve ever truly loved, all the is right in the world, the center of the universe, the best love song, the best story, the best meal, the best redhead, an ICON…a goddess…everything and all…

So I should post this nude looking blowing out candles on a boat similar to the one that amputated her pegging rich arab men for money finger…I guess they’ll just have to SIZE UP…

BECAUSE….LOHAN IS MY SOUL and I want her to piss on my face….or something like that…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

04

Jul

Rumer Willis New Face Shows Off Body for her Sobriety of the Day

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I guess the rumor is the Rumer Willis has been sober for the last 6 months and deserves a metal for her not drinking or doing drugs for the last 6 months, but found a new vice in the form of FACE injections and I would imagine Prescription pills…because booze is bad, but let me get my hands on that AMBIEN and XANAX…unless she quit that too, which is not that impressive…

The only thing I enjoy about this is knowing that despite her being sober, dudes who fuck her still need to be drunk…cuz she’s just that kind of hot…IRONY…or is it? I never know what is ironic..

But then again there are perverts anywhere, who can fuck anything, I’m just saying the only way to fuck this thing is from behind at 4 am….

RIGHT….MR POTATO HEAD….RIGHT…

Posted in:Rumer Willis|SFW

2017

04

Jul

Kendall Jenner Nipple for America of the DAy

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This is Kendall Jenner’s nipple in a sheer bra for America, it’s her actual American Fourth of JUly post, because you don’t need to be so literal in your tacky tribute to the country that made you, that made your dad/mom a hero, that made your trashy sisters and mom really fucking rich as shameless reality stars…it can be a nipple pic…of a skinny body..that America fucking loves…because who the fuck knows…this family makes no sense to me…but I guess either does LIFE…

Recycle that photoshoot pic where you look kinda hot girl…USA USA USA is about being a lazy cunt getting paid….and you do it so well

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2017

04

Jul

Bella Hadid is Very Important on Instagram of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a very important figure in pop culture…because she is living the dream she always had for herself, or that her mom always had for her, a dream that included being a top model traveling the world and thanks to instagram, her and her sister were able to shave their Palestinian beards and use their tall girl bodies thanks to stylists, face injections and possible breast implants, to be the most important girls in the history of vagina…there has never been and never will be someone so magical…at least that’s what these vapid narcissistic cunts probably think of themselves…despite lloking like some kind of muppet, girl thinks she’s hot, as everyone tells her she is all fucking day….

Posted in:SFW

2017

04

Jul