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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2017

17

Jul

Kimberly Garner in Bikini of the Day

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Kimberly Garner is some reality show trash from the UK, but her ass is amazing and that’s all that matters…

That’s a skinny girl with a tight ass you can chip a tooth on, you know the kind of ass you’d want girls in bikinis to have, in this lazy world of sit on your ass and do nothing but eat processed food world we live in…cellulite ridden pigs everywhere, even on what would have beeen a skinny chick if she wasn’t so fucking addicted to sugar….but luckily some girls are eager enough to find a rich guy to take them to yachts and know fit ass is the key to that…

This is good bikini…

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Posted in:Kimberly Garner|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Bella Thorne is Ridiculous of the Day

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Someone taught Bella Thorne that being an annoying person is the equivalent to her “not giving a fuck”…and she took that advice to heart…knowing that “Not giving a fuck” comes across as authentic and not contrived…the whole “me doing me” movement…and in that weird public rebellion that is really just tactics to get attention to her hot body….because she knows she has a hot body…and that the entire strategy combined will lead to money making scheming like a Vine Star….because this is what “celebrity” looks like today…it’s loud, it’s silly, it’s annoying, it’s irritating, and it is trolling with their jokes…because the more views they get…the better they feel…the more money they make…the winning happens…

She was on Sway in the Morning promoting EDM however that works…because girl has an EDM song now..because it’s just that fucking easy….also easy…jerking off to her….slutty behavior…because she’s a weird disney kid and thus hornier than non disney kids…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Chloe Bennet Agent of Shields in a Bikini of the Day

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Chloe Bennet is on some nerdy show called Agents of Shield…and she’s wearing a bikini in Chicago because that’s what girls do when they are in Chicago…along with eating pizza and visiting Chris Farley’s death site….and really experiencing first hand just how fat American women can be….when they aren’t on a TV…like Chloe Bennet and her round little ass…

The highlight of these pics is the dude who spotted the clit…weird world this internet is…weird fucking world..

Posted in:Chloe Bennet|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Activist Mom of the Day

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I like seeing moms angry that the media is addressing real life issues that porn being available to all at the age of 4 thanks to the internet….freaking out because magazines for teens…who are statistically sexually active…write content about how to do it safely, and better…you know so you don’t get caught by your psycho mom…who is trying to pretend that sex doesn’t happen, so that you learn about it in a truck stop one night by your step daddy or some shit…

I think it’s nice knowing that oppressive, sex fearing parents still exist, because some of the sluttiest girls I’ve knows have been a product of the least liberal of parents…you know weirdo religious types…and it’s let to some great times for me…

So keep the activist parents fighting SODOMY in a world that is genderless, and more interestingly, FAIR…just yesteday in the park I heard a kid saying that all the players on his team are equal….like some kind of pussy…not realizing that no one is equal…but maybe that harsh reality will come before he breaks and turns to prescription drugs in 10 years…like the daughter of Activist Mom….who is probably already working on anal to not get pregnant…like EVERY girl I had sex with in High School…in an era before PORN…because humans are perverts and always will be…no matter how hard people pretend they aren’t….

I mean Activist mom by definition takes cum inside her so who is she to fucking complain…I assume she’s just trying to get viral videos going for Youtube money and this is just a variation of stage parenting…famewhoring…an angle…for her audience..

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2017

17

Jul

Someone Who Looks Like Sarah Hyland Naked… NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..of the Day

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I would never go out there and admit that I am knowingly posting pictures of Sarah Hyland naked that I found on tumblr...because we live in a world where I can get sued aggressively for posting pics of a very very rich young girl naked...who doesn't want to be seen naked...despite whoever this is naked...because pretty great to look at naked...and if it was by some weird coincidence actually Sarah Hyland, a freakishly weird celebrity on a very successful show...I would say it could be because her parents whored her out and now she's a sex addict, or exhibitionist...or that the execs at DISNY or ABC or whatever network puts the show out did this to generate buzz and increase her sex appeal...some Sofia Vergara school of marketing shit....or maybe all these people are porned up and taking nude photos....seeing as I've never met a woman who didn't have nude photos...

I will say that if this was to be Sarah Hyland, her weird look has been redeemed as most women I see nude, I'm in love....even though just the other day I thought she was an alien destined to horror movies...

All it takes is a skinny little body naked and I'm sold...

But we all know THIS IS NOT SARAH HYLAND because if it was SARAH HYLAND I would never post them for fear of SARAH HYLAND's power....even if this was intentionally produced as a PR stunt, because nudity is totally fine, acceptable and HOT especially when with another chick.

This must be exciting to all the HERBS who live in their mom's basement and love this girl....NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..

This must be angering to her co-star Ariel Winter who will now step it up....NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..

I repeat....NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..but whoever it is has a wonderful pussy!

NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..
NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..
NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..
NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..

Dear Sarah Hyland's Legal team, please read this carefully...

This is not SARAH HYLAND, But these nude pics that are not of Sarah Hyland, make me like Sarah Hyland Better, NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..

More with more lesbianism...NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2017

17

Jul

Customer Gone Nuts…and Other Videos of the Day

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Weird Public Sex

Weird Dude Jerking Off on Teen Ass on Bus – WHAT

Weird Magic Trick

Woman Dragged by Subway

Biker VS Pole

Stay Cats Find Air Conditioning

Man Traveling with a Bear

Very Sad Story of a Woman Hit by the Jets in St Martaan Dying

Boobs Against Bull Fighting

Weird Wimbeldon Scene…With a Fan in a Tiny Skirt

Man VS Sprint

Amazing Drive Thru Burglar

Man Drinks Cooking Oil

Vape Explodes!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

17

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I try to convince every woman I meet in a bar – that I am trying to get naked – or have sex with in some capacity or another – that I am dead….a ghost or a zombie that no one else can see…a figment of her imagination…a corpse…a vision….a simulation…not actually there…and I’ll spend hours doing this because I am pretty persuasive…but they only realize I am actually dead when I pull out my limp ice cold from poor circulation and diabetes cock…and they see it doesn’t work…but it is a terrifying shade of blue…

It’s some modern romance…you know…

Here are some morning links…

Reporter Stops three Reports From Arguing – Because Misogyny….
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Aaron Carter is Amazing
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Activist MOM of the Day – VS Teen Vogue
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Boobs Against Bull Fighting
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Reporter VS Helicopter
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Dalmation’s Record Litter
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Dead Zombie Movie Legend
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Pizza Parlor Fight in Toronto
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21 New World Land Marks
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Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2017

14

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Remember – the weekend is for fucking fat chicks…because they are easy…but more importantly because you’re disgusting…and that’s more than you deserve…you chronic masturbating asshole…

To See the Rest of the StepLINKS open your fucking eyes fool…


Nicole Kidman Looking Hot and Hard Nippled
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Beyonce Announces Her Kids and their Names….
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Charlize Theron Training for Atomic Blonde Erotica
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J.Lo in a Bikini
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De-Slutting of Miley Cyrus
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Kate Upton VS Alex ADadddario TITS
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Porn Slut Sasha Grey at an Event
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Ireland Baldwin – Bikini Model…
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Narcos Season 3 Teaser
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BIG CLEAVAGE at the ESPYS LOOKING for Athlete COCK.
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Kelly Rowland Tits
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Sharon Tates Sister Giving Tarantino Notes
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Angie Harmon – Old as Fuck
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Never Before Seen Game of Darts
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Kim K and the Cash Me Ousside Girl
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Carmen Electra Old as Fuck
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Rita Ora Tits
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Jennifer Lawrence TOo Ugly to Play Sharon Tate – SERIOUSLY
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Miley Cyrus Changed her Look Because she Felt Sexualized
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MADISON BEER YOUNG TITS
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Barrel Rolling an SUV
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Margot Robbie Less Fat Than Usual
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The Worst Led Zepplin Cover Ever
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Lily Rose Depp Hot House Hunter in a Dress
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RANDOM TUMBLR PORN OF THE DAY
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Chick Laying Eggs with her Pussy
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“Nerdy Strip”
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Demonic Possession or ORGASM
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IVY JANE IS AN EXHIBITIONIST SLUT
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Amateur Slut!
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Naked Chick of the Day
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Hey Big Tits
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Masturbating in a Dark Room
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SLUTTY – CAM GIRL SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

14

Jul

ROBOT NIPPLES OF THE DAY

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Nicole Kidman’s on the cover of magazines at 100 years old…reminding you that Robots Don’t AGE…they just eventually stop working and you sell the for parts…I’ll take the pussy…not that it was ever used, and most likely had a dick for Tom Cruise’s Needs…bringing up the important question “CAN TRANNIES HAVE BABIES”….sure…if they ADOPT like Nicole Kidman did…

Either way – GREAT ROBOT nipples…

Posted in:Nicole Kidman|SFW

2017

14

Jul

Big Old Adriana Lima Probably Pregnant of the Day

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Adriana Lima, like all models, is pretty fucking big, only unlike all models, she’s old and a mom and clearly filled out from her younger model days, because that’s what happens when women expire…

She’s still Adriana Lima, and her man probably gets high fives in the country club for scoring the model so many people have jerked off to, because she’s a good Catholic woman who whores herself as masturbation fodder in catalogs when not having babies out of wedlock, or getting divorces once in wedlock..

Point being, she’s probably pregnant again, based on how that New Kid on the Block looking motherfucker is grabbing at her stomach, he’s clearly saying “MY BABY inside my BABY”…or some “I said suck in your damn stomach the paparazzi are here and I don’t want everyone seeing I’m with expired bootleg Adriana Lima, look your best dammit, thats what I am paying your fucking Brazilian ass for, didn’t they teach you anything about escorting over at LIMITED BRANDS, the owner of Victoria’s Secret, Jesus Christ, yes JESUS like your savior you piss on everyday being the slut you are, put down that piece of cake”….

She’s still Adriana Lima..or a version of Adriana Lima…and it is in a bikini…

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Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW