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2017

20

Jun

Lake Bell’s Milky Tits of the Day

Lake Bell is some New York city rich kid, who I am sure I have heard of, but has barely done anything significant enough for me to notice, I think she is probably best known for “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy”… at least not in the mainstream, so I wikipedia-ed her to see what her deal was, and it turns out she’s 40, which may be old as fuck, but apparently not too old to have tits….

I guess those breast cancer doesn’t bring down EVERYONE….

Apparently, she’s just had a kid and these are milk filled…exciting….but not really.

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2017

20

Jun

Bella Thorne Bra Top High as Fuck at EDC of the Day

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Bella Thorne is in a bikini top at a rave….and a homie KAREL CHLADEK from Montreal posted this picture he took of Bella Thorne and I guess she posted it too…

It is her at EDC….some rave bullshit festival where all these bros and cheesy frat people..pretend to be ravers…but luckily the crowd includes a lot of hot half naked chicks from instagram – who dress the part like the clueless try hards they are and go rage out on drugs to dance music..

To assume Bella Thorne isn’t high as fuck would be silly, considering she’s always high as fuck…

I am posting this because who the fuck knows…people like this cunt….

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2017

20

Jun

Ariel Winter is a Pig in Fuck Me Boots of the Day

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Ariel Winter is some overhyped pig bitch and she’s consistently going out there for the paparazzi because she’ll pretend she doesn’t love it…like she’ll pretend she dresses like a half naked hooker because that’s not her…and that none of it has to do with getting likes and followers to market a TV show to a people who no longer watch TV the way they used to….

Her PR team is calling the paparazzi that she’s dressing up for….showing her ass…and getting her mom to be the evil villain in her storyline for the tabloids…because it all gets these fucking assholes paid…

So girl is on a mission…for whatever reason….all while looking dumpy as fuck because she is dumpy as fuck even at 18 with plastic surgery….dumpy as fuck….but people like her.

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2017

20

Jun

Enya Bakunova Naked for David Bellemere of the Day

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Enya Bakunova is some big titty model…who probably isn’t an actual model, but she’s showing her damn pussy on the damn internet for a damn photoshoot with a French pervert photographer who loves taking nudes pics so much he ended up becoming a Victoria’s Secret mode….and I guess what it comes down to is that I love big titty girls…willing to get naked to get ahead…it makes me want them to sit on my face…until I can’t breath…so that I die a wonderful vagina filled death….

Unfortunately, based on the company she keeps, I can’t afford this kind of pussy…BUT thanks to the internet I can stare at it..

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2017

20

Jun

Rat Cow in Italy Looking Milhouse-y of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowstki, Rat Cow for short, mainly because her rat face, rat hustle, rat scam, rat fuck to get ahead rat behavior….and cow-like milk filled and by milk I mean implant filled tit….is someone I love to hate, but don’t actually hate, because she ultimately doesn’t matter…if anything she depresses me, not because of her big tits on her small frame and not even because of the rat face, but because I feel like she knows she’s a fucking scam, a hack, and all she wants is some level of legitimacy she’ll never get, no matter how much money she makes…

She’s in Italy pretending to be happy while living the life, but you know…she’s plotting cuz she’s knows the end is near for her bullshit career…she’ll get the instagram ads and make a living cuz she has that audience…but bitch is not getting into the A List movies she wants to…she just can’t…she’s been trying to long and she’s getting old…so we’ll see, I’m probably wrong…but I hope it’s failure from this day forward…right into obscurity.

To see her naked on set over a month ago… CLICK HERE

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2017

20

Jun

Iggy Azalea Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

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Iggy Azalea has a really abnormal waist to hip ratio…

I don’t really understand how something like this happens, but she’s all comic book like and figure that despite the annoying as fuck rap songs, you’ll be into it, as comic books are the only girls you fantasize about, because they are the only girls who gave you attention when you were a kid reading comic books, comforted by comic books, because everyone besides comic books bullied you…

This is her in Canada on fathers day…ready to birth it seems…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2017

20

Jun

I Love Georgia May Jagger…and All the Rolling Stones Daughters of the Day

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I don’t know why, but I love Georgia May Jagger. I think she’s wonderful, cool, amazing, hot, skinny, lovely and most importantly not offensive…

Her dad is Mick, a fucking Billionaire, he’s a Rolling Stone, and she’s by default just a hot rich kid who is riding the name, but when the Baldwins do it, you know daughter of a hack actor, I hate the mooching, mooch bitch…but when it’s this rockstar daughter modeling, I find it perfect…

I am also a fan of the Richards sisters, Keith Richards is awesome and his daughters are also amazing, even if they are all collectively the worst and probably the worst, I am all about them…..the Rolling Stones girls….they’re good…

This is Georgia May hot.

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2017

20

Jun

Couple Has Sex at a Restaurant and Other Videos of the Day

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Crackhead Goes Crazy

17 Year Old Dies of Heart Attack After Doing Push Ups in the Gym

Naked in Spain

Woman Sets a House on Fire – with Family Inside – One Person Died

Sex in a Beauty Salon

Woman Catches Pickpocketer…

Blowjob on the Bus

Tuck Explodes in FLorida

What the Fuck is Going on in this River

Kid Caught in the Bars

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2017

20

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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Sometimes, when sexting, I need to fake an orgasm so that I can get on with my day…you see I am such a talented dirty texter that some of these pervert horny bitches use me for my sleazy words….and if I’ve learned anything in life, it’s never turn a girl down when she asks you for sex, or when she’s masturbating in videos for you….because when you turn them down, karma comes in and makes it never happen again, so you have to deliver to keep your flow of pussy consistent and prosperous….and the only way to end it when not in the mood, is pre-mature ejaculation…it’s “OMG, you’re so hot, I just came”….

So yes..I have faked orgasms while Sexting….because it is the right thing to do…and the fact that I’ve done that….would make a younger me very very disturbed…

So I’m glad to be sharing it with you here and now…my friend..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hanson Shits on Bieber…
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Ariel Winter DUMPY ASS
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Ice Cream Fetish Pic of the Day
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Road Rage
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Red Panda Cub Triplets Feeding
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Kid Try 100 Years of Party Snacks
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Kim Kardashian is in Blackface
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Scroll Down for IGGY AZAELEA’S Waist to Hip Ratio
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Redneck Chainsaw Skeet
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Leo DiCaprio – Asked By Government to Return Picasso Art
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This is how Gas Stations Work
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2017

19

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Now more than ever, Rape jokes are important to make…because we live in an era where rape jokes are frowned upon and if said to the wrong person can get you beat, or arrested for assault or some shit, and really…we need to band together…

What I’ve realized is if you make rape / murder jokes, people are more responsive to them than just rape jokes on their own…

Good to know, I know…That’s all I have to say about that…

Here are some stepLINKS…

J.Lo Sucking Ice Cream Erotica
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Carrie Fisher Had So Many Drugs in her System
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White Bikini Slut
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Machete VS Shotgun
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Redneck Skeet Shooting with a Chainsaw
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Elle Fanning – Big Tits – But Not really
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Courtney Stodden is Nude for Feminism
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Elsa Hosk Victoria’s Secret
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Road Rager of the Day
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Madison Beer in a Slutty Crop Top
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Watch Repair Stop Motion
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The Upside of Fucking Taylor Swift
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Zendaya – in Vogue
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Throwing Your Friend through a Drop Ceiling
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Miley Cyrus Got her brother Fired from his First Job
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Mena Suvari Nice Shining Face
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Jessica Simpson – Strong Legs
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Paris Jackson Vogue Australia Titty
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Egg Cracking and Sorting Machines
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Lionel Richie on American Idol
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Joanna Krupa- Nipple
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Family and 6 Circus Dogs on Stage
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Lottie Moss See Through Cameltoe
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Hot Ariana Lima
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Jodie Sweetin Fingering Bob Saget
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Bruce Jenner Making Jokes on Liberal’s Shot
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Claudia Jordan – Sheer Wet Bikini
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Sofia Vergara – Not that Hot
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Disney Human Centipede
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Smart Donkey
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Old Man Playing Old Western on Guitar
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Kayden Kross Naked for the Lakers
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Chubby tits – Dildo
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SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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Intense Public Sex
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Hot Chick in Lingerie
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Squirter of the Day
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Titties for Playboy
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Hot Pillow Fucker
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Hot Naked Chick Leaves the Pool
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