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2017

04

Jul

Tove Lo Pasties in Concert of the Day

Nothing say hot like some shitty tits with nipple pasties on…especially when those nipple pasties are stars for AMERICA…as AMERICA gave TOVE LO an existence…and with that existence she gets to get overpaid to get on stage with nipple pasties on…to give you all something to jerk off to in the even you haven’t heard of porn sites, instagram and all other things that feature hot chicks, far hotter than this in more than just nipple pasties…

Stars and Stripes / shitty tits.

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2017

04

Jul

Gabrielle Union’s Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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America is about diversity more than ever….the black folk have been given the right to vote, ride the bus, use the bathroom, and slavery is limited to prison inmates that are majority black thanks to crooked cops and a flawed system…

But it’s the fourth of July and this site is DrunkenStepfather so White most of the time, and I don’t even like white chicks they are garbage…I just post what I’m exposed to…and it happens to be all this white ass..

When I really prefer a lot more flavor like some Gabrielle Union…whoever the fuck that is….because some thick black ass to want to suffocate on….has a bit more flavor that young disney white chicks…

Posted in:Gabrielle Union|SFW

2017

04

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Naked Birthday Cake of the Day

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I guess this is a picture from the QUEEN OF MY LIFE’s birthday…Lindsay Lohan, the only thing that truly matters, the only thing that is really real, the only thing that I’ve ever truly loved, all the is right in the world, the center of the universe, the best love song, the best story, the best meal, the best redhead, an ICON…a goddess…everything and all…

So I should post this nude looking blowing out candles on a boat similar to the one that amputated her pegging rich arab men for money finger…I guess they’ll just have to SIZE UP…

BECAUSE….LOHAN IS MY SOUL and I want her to piss on my face….or something like that…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

04

Jul

Rumer Willis New Face Shows Off Body for her Sobriety of the Day

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I guess the rumor is the Rumer Willis has been sober for the last 6 months and deserves a metal for her not drinking or doing drugs for the last 6 months, but found a new vice in the form of FACE injections and I would imagine Prescription pills…because booze is bad, but let me get my hands on that AMBIEN and XANAX…unless she quit that too, which is not that impressive…

The only thing I enjoy about this is knowing that despite her being sober, dudes who fuck her still need to be drunk…cuz she’s just that kind of hot…IRONY…or is it? I never know what is ironic..

But then again there are perverts anywhere, who can fuck anything, I’m just saying the only way to fuck this thing is from behind at 4 am….

RIGHT….MR POTATO HEAD….RIGHT…

Posted in:Rumer Willis|SFW

2017

04

Jul

Kendall Jenner Nipple for America of the DAy

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This is Kendall Jenner’s nipple in a sheer bra for America, it’s her actual American Fourth of JUly post, because you don’t need to be so literal in your tacky tribute to the country that made you, that made your dad/mom a hero, that made your trashy sisters and mom really fucking rich as shameless reality stars…it can be a nipple pic…of a skinny body..that America fucking loves…because who the fuck knows…this family makes no sense to me…but I guess either does LIFE…

Recycle that photoshoot pic where you look kinda hot girl…USA USA USA is about being a lazy cunt getting paid….and you do it so well

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2017

04

Jul

Bella Hadid is Very Important on Instagram of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a very important figure in pop culture…because she is living the dream she always had for herself, or that her mom always had for her, a dream that included being a top model traveling the world and thanks to instagram, her and her sister were able to shave their Palestinian beards and use their tall girl bodies thanks to stylists, face injections and possible breast implants, to be the most important girls in the history of vagina…there has never been and never will be someone so magical…at least that’s what these vapid narcissistic cunts probably think of themselves…despite lloking like some kind of muppet, girl thinks she’s hot, as everyone tells her she is all fucking day….

Posted in:SFW

2017

04

Jul

Fourth of JUly Bathing Suits at the Pool and Other Videos of the Day

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Rodeo Chick of the DAy

cops on the Slip and Slide

Darwin Award of the Day

Weird Breast Exam Video

Women VS Child Rapists

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

04

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Fourth of July motherfuckers which I guess means today is a celebration of the Tom Cruise Movie, because I am not an American and besides seeing the border light up like it was the revolutionary war, only with fire works, the smell of fast food, trailer park outhouses and cheap face injections of people trying to be hollywood…on a budget….Attention Walmart Shoppers…I’m not American and will go about my daily life of staring at girls in pants to tight, shorts too short, shirts too see, bras too non existent, panties too small but soaked through as she uncrosses her legs thanks to the world being so porned up, as they SEXT all fucking day…because that’s the American dream…at least in canada..

Here are some MORNING links…

Game of Thrones Chick Learned Oral Sex from the Show
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Road Rage Ends Respectfully
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Cat Stuck in the Bricks
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Maria Menounos – Brain Tumor
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Paris Hilton Slutty in Ibiza
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I was Amazed This Didn’t Include Executive Semen
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World’s Most Dangerous Rope
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Kourtney Kardashian in a Bathing Suit
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NERD SHIT!
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2017

03

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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The biggest attack on America that has happened to me today, the day before your glorious Fourth of July, is when at least three girls I ask for nudes, tell me they will send me nudes, with at least one featuring two vaginas in one frame because she’s at a cottage weekend getaway and feeling wild, don’t come through, because women are liars who will always leave you disappointed….

Here are some stepLINKS for Fourth of July on the Third of July because not everyone is America, but America thinks they are, and I’ll ride with it because I have little else going for me…Living the dream….

Quentin Tarantino – Engaged
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Thank God She’s Rich – NAsty Bikini Clad Top Shop Heir With her Sexy Felon
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Elle Fanning Showing Off her Belly Button
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Old Person Loses Control and Crashes
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Lea Michele’s Cleavage
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Some Dude Called Madison Beer a Slut Because She Is One
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Hummingbird Pool Party
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A Bunch of Fails
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Hailey Baldwin Shopping in a Sports Bra
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Danielle Sellers Topless
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Spider with Three Super Powers
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Ava Sambora Looking Rough of the Day
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Sara Underwood See Through
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Flamingo Chick at the Zoo
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Nell Tiger Free – Comicon Legs
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Maria Menounos Has a Brain Tumor
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Corey Feldman Concert is Exciting
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Two Legged Agility Robot of the Day
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Heidi Klum’s Nipples
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Lindsay Lohan’s Desperate Tweet for her Birthday…
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Katy Perry Doing Some Bullshit that I wish ended with her death.
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Michelle Monaghan Cartwheel of Broken Dreams
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Slutty Liv Tyler
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Hot Slut of the Day
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Great Tits of the Day
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Slutty Busty Yoga Teacher
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Lesbians in Public
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Hot Tits in a Car
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Lame Slutty Shoot of the Day
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Hot Enoiugh Naked Model
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Skank Licks Dumpster for Some Money
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CAM GIRL SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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Hot Pussy of the Day
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VIVID THROWBACK PORN BLOOPERS EXCLUSIVE VIDEO PART 2
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HOT SLUTTY IMAGES OF HOT SLUTTY GIRLS HOT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

03

Jul

Bella Thorne in a Bath for America of the Day

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Bella Thorne is Living the All American Dream…

From a pawn to one of the most evil corporations in the world…>DISNEY…masked with puppets and other kid friendly shit all used to brain wash the youth with their evil agenda….

To instagram slut getting tons of likes, an absurd amount of likes, the sluttier an racier she goes…

Like she’s from the Miley Cyrus school of celebrity…go Disney, Go Dark, Go Slutty Raver Hip Drug User….settle down…all while people throw money at you, despite not being that great….WONDERFUL lesson to teach the youth I want to be jerking off to in future years on their 18th birthdays – Someoene’s gotta do it.

This is some photoshoot no one cares about, but she’s in the bath always a must pre eating ass.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW