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2017

29

Jun

Michelle Waterson UFC Fighter Naked for ESPN Body Issue of the Day

Every year ESPN celebrates athletes by getting them naked….It is their answer to Sport Illustrated Swimsuit…only with more strategic nudity…I prefer naked athletes in a sports magazine, to vapid cunt models who have no reason to be in a sports magazine….but ultimately it is all low level clickbait shit that shouldn’t really matter, but that does matter because we are all voyeurs who like seeing athletes we watch compete – even if sports are gay – naked…

Her name is Michelle Waterson and she was a tactic to make the UFC, dude on dude ripping each other apart less gay, you know throw in some killer pussy, which happens to look like dudes, making it continue to be gay….but she’s naked anyway…

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2017

29

Jun

Lea Michele Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Lea Michele is still in a bikini and she wants you to think she’s got tits in her bikini since ultimately – everyone is just an instagram model trying to get by….some just started out in better places like acting on Broadway after their parents groomed them to be singing and dancing average at best looking stars who eventually got on TV….making her a lot of money, but not any cooler or more interesting, just richer and thus capable of finding people to hang out with her, but this posting half nudes to the internet for no reason – that’s something I can respect…while not respecting any of these bitches…because they are shameless…and try to reduce themselves to sex objects to get ahead – even when they aren”t hot.

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

29

Jun

Mary Elizabeth Winstead Boring for Complex of the DAy

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I don’t know who Mary Elizabeth Winstead but she’s in Complex Magazine so that must mean she fucks Black Guys or is Black Movies or is a Video Vixen for Hip Hop….or maybe since Hearst Bought the URBAN market magazine run by white people…they’ve tricked down some Harper’s Bazaar shoot they couldn’t use and tried to pawn it off on Complex like it was Cosmo, because Cosmo didn’t want the shit either since they didn’t know who Mary Elizabeth Winstead was….

I do know this shoot is boring, lame, not intense or exciting, vanilla at best…so I guess Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Complex are just mall brand shit marketed towards white kids who like hip hop…..edgy.

Posted in:Mary Elizabeth Winstead|SFW

2017

29

Jun

Maitland Ward Brings It of the Day

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Maitland Ward is a good time and not just because the rumor is she will let you fuck her up the ass without a condom for very little money…

She hates when I write that story…..

I get emails from her telling me I am an asshole and that she is not a hooker and that she does not have anal unprotected with strangers for money..

But I have the screenshots, the conversation, that maybe she just has a hooker fetish and entertains her fans anyway she can…

I mean she is someone who was on TV a decade or two ago who is now getting naked on social media – because she doesn’t feel there’s anything wrong with a naked a 40 year old on social media…and really there isn’t…

I guess what Maitland Ward doesn’t realize is that I am a fan and love all she does – even unprotected anal sex for money – it just makes her hotter….

Not that she’d ever do that, I mean the screenshots must be lies, RUSSIAN SPAM BOTS or some shit, trying to bring her down WIKILEAKS…despite only a handful of people remembering her from TV

I choose to remember her for her middle aged TITS she keeps showing me and showing me and showing me…and by me – I mean all of us..

SO thank her for that…it’s wonderful enough for this no standards motherfucker….

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2017

29

Jun

Kendall and Kylie Shit On Vintage T-Shirts of the Day

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Kendall Jenner and her fat sister who we can assume is Kim Kardashian’s first daughter with some black dude, or that they created in a used condom left under her bed, assuming she ever used a condom, and I’m sure she didn’t, but maybe it was just like some back alley puddle grown Kylie after a Kim K Queef….We can never be too sure…

But we do know she’s a monster with her jacked up face, all muppet like, targeting the black market and modifiying herself to be a cartoon character rappers fuck, and cheat on with 10 groupies, and fuck again since it is good for business..

Well, their creative directors at their brand that they signed off on, or that their mom signed off on – put out the weirdest collection of vintage t-shirts silk screened with images of either of the girls, the Kylie is the weirdest as it is a screenshot of her instagram slutty pic page, that they screened over classic rock shirts….and even a 2 pac and Biggie shirt..that I can’t find on their site….because they are that bold and exciting and know how to offend people enough to get them to buy into their shit – because here I am posting the shit….knowing it is just trolling the world…

They are 125 dollars….and I know they totally strategized this because now people will buy them just to be part of the meme…SMART people run these people…

MARKETING.

Here’s Kylie for sunglasses – Weird Bodied and Nipple-less…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

29

Jun

Woman Stripped Naked in Store and Other Videos of the Day

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FB Live Heroin Overdose

Naked Man Gets Arrested

Male Escort Stripped Naked to APologize

Woman Takes a Shit and Dude Steps in It

People Light a Thief on Fire

Pregant Woman Runs Over a Purse Thief

Tits at a Car Show

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

29

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The biggest sexual issue I’ve had for as long as I can remember is that when I cum when I say “Jon Benet Ramsey”….

Girls generally hate it….and I can’t really trust those who love it…I guess it’s a good litmus test to see who I should keep around…because really that’s why I do it…I mean who would want to be around a dude who says “Jon Benet Ramsey”….a creepy beauty queen child killed by her family during the peak of sex….unless they are just happy to know that sex with me is over…which is probably the case..

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Rob Lowe has Seen a Sasquatch
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Cat learning to Knead Bread from a YouTube Video
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Check Out this Jenna Bentley Monster
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Modern DJ Equipment
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Iggy Azalea Beef with Halsey
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Some Actor’s Kid Has Gone Missing
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Rihanna Fucks the Rich….
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Star Wars Museum for All the HERBS
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Mariah Carey’s Big Tits – Big Tits
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Living as a Tall Person…..
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Candice Swanepoel – MOm Walk
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2017

28

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was trying to use butthole pics for currency..

A girl on the internet asked me a favor, so I told her I told her I wanted butt pics as payment for my favor, and she sent them….it was something dumb like to follow her friend on social media or some nonsense….and I got the idea that if I can get girls to ask me for shit, I can get more butthole pics, since ultimately girls like showing their butthole…and I guess that means I just created my own currency, you dont have to declare or pay tax on…fuck you bitcoin…now I need a job at an Ice Cream shop to sell girls what they want for butthole pics making me rich on butthole pics and then I need to find find a bar that accepts butthole pics as payment…I am close to winning at life…

Here are some stepLINKS…of the DAy

Don’t Touch Jennifer Lawrence’s Dog…
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Lea Michele Wet Bikini
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Kylie Jenneer’s BF Banged 10 Other Chicks
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Tremors the Reboot
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Hilary Duff – Tight Jeans
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Kevin Bacon’s Tremors Reboot
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Crazy Body Painted Chick
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Weird Horror Movie Sound Effect Instrument…
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Hilary Duff – Slutty in a Dress
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Mariah Carey and Israel
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Rihanna in a Sweatsuit
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Marisa Tomei Legs
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Jamie Foxx and some Sluts
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Will Farrel and Drake is Some Clickbait
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Miniature Firework Stand
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New Pierce Bronson Movie Trailer
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Rita Ora – Braless
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Charlotte McKinney Slutty in a Tight Dress
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Lohan and her Birthday Tweeet
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Jenna Dewan – Push Up Bra
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Game of Thrones – Ultimate Trailer
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Gigi Hadid – BRALESS
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Demi Moore of the Day
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Michelle Rodriguez Threatens Fast of Furious….
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Don’t Get in Fights on Your Period
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Airsoft vs Asian Pornstar
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Abigail Mac is the Pornstar of the Day
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Surprise Sex of the Day
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Hot Amateur on Tumblr
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Dildo of the Day
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Marisa Papen Titties
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Kylie Page – Slut
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

28

Jun

Pee Girls of the Day

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This is the Highlight video of the day…pretty self explanatory…

I mean drunken pig girls pissing in the middle of the street like a fucking homeless crackhead…because bitch can’t control her alcohol intake…and homie records it….only for an army of girls to turn on him, and call him a thirsty immature woman harasser…who should watch a porn website….when bitch is drunk in public pissing on the damn street…

Because…girls are crazy and everything is date rape….even when you don’t take them on a date…rape culture shit….so LOLZ….

Posted in:Videos

2017

28

Jun

Rita Ora See Through to Nipple of the Day

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Rita Ora is a shameless whore who has managed to become someone and become known thanks to big tits and a willingness to date connected people like a smart girl…and she’s still out there grinding in the form of see through dresses you can see her nipples in…and I respect her worth ethic and drive…

Bottom feeding…the see through dress edition…

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