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2017

27

Jun

Caroline Wozniacki Naked for ESPN of the Day

Caroline Wozniacki is not Serena Williams pregnant in a bikini – because if we’re gonna do this tennis porn shit, let’s make sure it’s not a pregnant Serena which leaves me asking way too many questions about gender that I am not really into exploring and way too many questions about sex appeal…that I am not too into exploring because it will be seen racist when I compare her to an ape in the ZOO when really it’s not a color issue, it’s her sheer size…if she was a white person – dragging her knuckles on the ground, I’d say the same thing, yet since she’s a powerful black woman, something I find hot otherwise, like real hot, black chicks are bombshells… I’m seen as a racist…

ESPN PORN

So this Caroline Wozniacki isn’t some white power shit, despite her being Danish while Denmark is known for their white power movement….

Good thing no one reads this site…but It’s just TENNIS erotica for me…because tennis is erotic to me….it’s all about me.

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2017

27

Jun

Kate Beckinsale Daughter in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale’s daughter is doing good things in the world…real good things.

Her name is Lily Mo Sheen….her dad is not Charlie Sheen..but rather Michael Sheen…whoever that is…but I know I was with a chick the other day who was talking about him…so I guess he’s a somebody…

And her Body is Tight…because she’s youthful…and a reminder that I like staring at vagina in tight bathing suit bottoms…trying to find the pussy definition.

I guess the great thing about this is how fuckable two generations of this pussy is…mom and daughter fetish…always….

I like the direction she’s taking her “celebrity”….

Here’s some Kate BEckinsale’s Workout Clothes of the Day

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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|Lily Mo Sheen

2017

27

Jun

Brooke Burke Pussy Flash of the Day

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Brooke Burke looks like a mix between Skeletor and Michael Jackson…and she’s flashing her WILD ON pussy that is still attached to a relatively fit body, freakish even, because she’s got a lot of kids.. like a good low level fake titty model who knows kids mean monthly payments….and the weirdest thing about her…is that she’s got this insane fan base – I don’t know where they are from, I just know they are super fucking fans….which probably feels good for her ego…as all sex workers love that shit.

That’s quite the yacht they are on, looks like sugar baby done good.

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Posted in:Brooke Burke|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Lesbian Stella Maxwell and Her Lesbian Nipple of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is a famous lesbian fucker who has a nipple…

Hipster scammer who went from Hipster scam model to Victoria’s Secret model….Because that’s the way the world works…

Fuck Miley….get the press….fuck Kristen Stewart…not that lesbian sex is fucking….it’s more rubbing pussies, having in synch periods, and other lesbian like things….including but not limited to dick hating, because it gets in the way of being ANNE HECHE of the modern generation, construction boots, and KNITTING….LESBIANS….

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2017

27

Jun

Gwyneth Paltrow Belly in a Bikini of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s barrel stomach as she rocks through menopause is not erotic.

She looks like a drunk old man in shorts that are too short for him and a t-shirt too tight for him – because he can manage to squeeze into the pants and the shirt…and feels good about that…not realizing that his thickness, although the same from the front, is substantially greater than it once was from the side…

Not that she gives a fuck. She’s rich. People talk about her. Live the half naked life, I don’t mind lookin….it’s just not quite my vibe….lose those hips….thanks to hormones….because she pushes this healthy food eating…yet she still looks like a slowed down metabolism beer drinking dude…HOT HOT….but not as hot as her pussy in the salt water thanks to the Chris Martin Herpes…

Posted in:gwyneth paltrow|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Fergie Ass on Stage of the Day

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Fergie has an ass in fishnets…for Gay Pride because she’s a dude….in women’s lingerie…like all the gays….

Posted in:Fergie|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Serena Williams White Boy Fucker Pregnant Erotica of the Day

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I have a female tennis fetish…because it’s sexy, the grunts, the high society, the panty flashes….and I have a hot black chick fetish…the tits, the ass, the chocolate skin tones….so you’d think I’d die for Serena Williams…known white boy fucker and very famous and well paid athlete….

But for some reason, she has the exact opposite effect on me, she terrifies me…she’s a monster to me….she’s the worst of both those things…

The founder of Reddit who knocked her up seems to have a different take on it….in this pregnant erotica photoshoot for Vanity Fair celebrating love and what I thought was a tranny doing the whole LADY BUG – RIP Jon Brandis – Dude plays a girl in the girl sport league to win….but I guess isn’t…not that hot…but it happened…

I feel like this won’t be posted on reddit and my site won’t blow up from all the traffic making me relevant…because Founders are crazy and don’t like their baby mommy’s called trannies on the internet…CENSORS…evil BILLIONAIRES…

Posted in:Serena Williams|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

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Sarah Hyland was in a bikini….because the people at Modern Family probably instructed her and her cast to get as shameless as they can for social media in efforts to get people to tune into their shitty show…where they have to sit through badly written low grade sitcom humor to not see the cast they want to fuck in bikinis….it’s a bad strategy…if they want people to tune in, the nakedness should be on the show…not on the social media making the show irrelevant….and what it comes down to is that I am a weirded out by Sarah Hyland’s face / bobble head, small body…and I can’t figure out if I like what I am looking at, or if it is freakish and confusing…I guess I’ll have to spend the rest of the day trying to figure this one out….

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Bella Hadid’s Ass in Tight Jeans with her Dying Granny’s Upskirt of the Day

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Bella Hadid felt the need to post a tribute to her dying Grandma….for attention…she’s the white woman in her ARAB life…who I guess her mom got her slut from that led to rich LA based husbands….and who I guess by default Bella got her slut from…because even when bitch is dying of cancer…she’s in UPSKIRT pose…and it’s hot….

Just a simple dutch pro who taught her girl to chase bigger pro dreams…in America with rich guys you marry and who then taught her girl how to take over the fucking internet on social media despite not being that hot…

Shamelessness, even her tribute to the near dead grandma with a butt in tight jeans…and if you read her masterful caption…written by what must be a half retard thanks to dropping out of school to pursue this existence in a world where you don’t need school or intelligence when you’re rich and getting paid…she’s real fucking obnoxious, narscisstic and made it all about herself..”I took off of work for the past 3 days” like she’s actually working or like that’s a big deal…she’s rich and to fly from Paris to Holland…takes an hour…

Nothing will ever beat this love – I took off of work for the past 3 days to surprise my beautiful Oma in Holland on her birthday. She is going through the hardest struggle of her life battling cancer again but I know for a fact she is the strongest woman i have ever met. Today is my last day with my family here in Holland and the last thing I want to do is leave…But I will, so I can work my hardest and come back soon

It’s a video…

Poor granny…having to pretend to like her shitty grandkid…

Garbage…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Bella Thorne is a Fucking Wreck of the Day

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Bella Thorne is rumored to be estranged from her mom, typical child star exploited by the parents who want to make as much money as they can off their kids before they turn 18 nonsense….that ended when she turned 18, took control of her life, and started slutting out on social media….

Unfortunately, she’s not estranged from her weird aspiring DJ sister, who has the rainbow hair typic of LA hipster raver trash, because it is rubbing off on this one, and not in a way you’d want to sister rub each other off…in a she looks like a crackhead raver hipster pile of shit…a wreck…..but maybe she always looks like this and I just don’t notice since her tits are spilling out everywhere….right…who knows…right…

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