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2017

27

Jun

Demi Lovato’s Titties of the Day

Demi Lovato was a body positive dumpy chick when she was in a relationship, like all girls in relationships, fuck my unshowered sloppy ass now that I’ve given up on life, don’t blame me, blame my bi-polar disorder, see I have a doctor’s note…bullshit…

Well, she got dumped and figured, “let’s get as hot as a I can, I’ll show him” as most women do…and has since been posting titty pic after titty pic because all chicks are the same…they know they aren’t hot when they are fat even if they try to angle it…and when they are dumped…they put in work to get as hot as they can…and when they are as hot as they can be…they broadcast it to the world…

This was a “no make-up”…big belly spilling out of her leotard…looking like the fat downs syndrome girl at your kids ballet recital…and now she’s an insta model…

Typical woman behavior…worse since it is hollywood and a reminder that all things they say and do are bunk bullshit lies…

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Charlotte McKinney’s Tits Drive a Range Rover of the Day

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Like a good, accomplished sugar baby, Charlotte McKinney, and her tits that sometimes get her paid….drive a Range Rover…the way she should…because she’s cheesy, lame, uninteresting hollywood…but more importantly, she’s got great tits.

I don’t know how much money she’s made in this Hollywood game, I mean she’s done a bit of work but nothing substantial…

She is a Florida originating rich kid, who’s dad is some Bahamas based jeweller, or vendor of jewellery in the Bahamas… which sounds pretty fucking suspect, tax evading and money laundering…you know the kind of dad who can afford a Range rover for his retarded daughter and her massive tits…

I scrolled her instagram to see what she’s been up to, you know any shameless tit pics to keep the low level fame coming in…and all I saw was this video….that reaffirmed my distain for her…at least when she’s not showing tits…

But you probably prefer seeing her tits…and really that applies to everyone, not just you, because without her tits she’s really fucking average at best…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Selma Hayek Shitty Topless Selfie of the Day

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Selma Hayek is trying to connect with the youth of today by pulling some of their stunts like posting topless selfies….only like the old bitch she is…she’s doing it all wrong….or maybe she’s trying to be coy, a little cocktease, clearly she knows all about how to manipulate men with her toplessness, you know to buy into her and hire her instead of some other huge titty Mexican stealing American Jobs…the way Trump would approve of, since he likes sluts….

I don’t really know what I am looking at, despite the cum face, but I know that if this selfie was really as artistic as she wanted it to be, the reflection in the mirror would either have more anus or in her case more monster tits – since THAT is what we want to see…..Seeing an Aging Hayek face isn’t as good as seeing how her tits are settling into the golden years…

But at least she’s trying.

Posted in:Selma Hayek|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Stephanie Tanner Using Her Meth Mouth of the Day

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I wonder how many other people find these pics of Stephanie Tanner eating some samples at the Farmer’s Market and not at Costco like the white trash broken child star turned meth addict that she is….erotic…

Not because of her monster tits, or her comeback in the lamest way, or her quitting of Meth….after using for years after not being able to get work and watching her Olsen co-stars get richer….but because…no that’s exactly why….

Eat that Farmer’s market samples like it was the cum of the johns you used to turn tricks for meth money girl….you classy and hollywood….all relevant now that netflix exploited you like your pimp during the meth years did…

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Posted in:Jodie Sweetin|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Lea Michele’s Bikini Top of the Day

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Lea Michele is in a bikini top with a friend on a girl trip – which we can only assume means she’ll be fucking the shit out of her – you know using that dick of hers proper – the way it was mean to be used – cuz check out those titties in the pink top..

Don’t let Lea Michele’s shamless bikini pics, in efforts to trick you into thinking she’s a chick, like Bruce Jenner, becuase Lea Michele and her dick are just like a bunch of Bro’s on spring break up in here. Taking bitches on free trips to both buy friends…and guarantee pussy…cuz bitches LOVE free trips…

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

27

Jun

LeAnn Rimes Gay Pride Lingerie of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes wore lingerie for the Gays during Gay pride week because gay people love to have powerful singers as their icon, especially when they are as famous as LeAnn Rimes, which despite her not touring or doing music the way she used to, is pretty fucking famous…country music fans pay for CDs because they are too retarded to understand computers….and more importantly are loyal to their own because despite accounting for 50 percent of America they are still small minded small town thinkers…

That said, it’s nice to see LeAnn Rimes, once marketed as a wholesome country girl in lingerie like a drag queen, partially because I like old haggard skinny meth looking bitches in stripper gear…but MAINLY because I like knowing behind every wholesome god fearing or god loving girl…is a fake titty lingerie sex slut..

It makes for a balanced existence…

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Posted in:Leann Rimes|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Ashley Haas Titty Model of the Day

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I don’t know much about Ashley Haas, other than that she’s showing her tits in a photoshoot for some magazine that may not even be a magazine, but rather just an instagram account that looks like a magazine and that gives these models an opportunity to feel like they are actual models, even if they aren’t, since it is the Instagram era and often times doing shoots for these low level accounts is far more lucrative for their careers both for followers and for sugar daddies than doing something like Vogue or an actual magazine….social media is where the action is…

She’s got a great body and she’s signed with a real agency which doesn’t mean she gets actual work or makes actual money – a lot of these girls get a job every 8 months for 1000 dollars…but it’s a good front for their hooking…

I like it.

Posted in:Ashley Haas

2017

27

Jun

Sophia Bush Bathing Suit on a Boat of the Day

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Sophia Bush is in a bathing suit….The only thing I know about Sophia Bush is that she was on some show that really spoke to nerds everywhere….it was called One Tree Hill. I never saw an episode but assume it was garbage….

But nerds I knew watched it, loved it, and thought this Sophia Bush was everything….making them loyal to her…..which is what nerds do to all the women in the content marketed to them and which is pretty fucking good for the girls marketed to the nerds because it gives them a lifeline….it allows them to exist…allows her to last longer than a few minutes…and it triggers extra instagram likes when they post slutty pics that are hardly slutty like this…

Posted in:SFW|Sophia Bush

2017

27

Jun

90210 the Menopausal Years of the Day

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Nothing says erotic like seeing bitches you used to jerk off to in the 90s, not because they were really that hot, but because they were marketed as being hot, on a shitty show everyone fucking loved and watched…..in their mid 40s, all menopausal, and terrifying…

It doesn’t need to be Jennie Garth and Tori Spelling from TV, but really any young woman you’ve wanted to fuck 25 years ago now…

99 percent of the time, they will look like this, because this is what aging women actually look like…

Sure there is always the exception, the fit mom in a bikini at the pool who looks amazing….and not all people age this bad…but as a general rule…this is what we’ve all experienced…

The only hot thing about them is that they can’t get knocked up anymore…their hormones can’t handle it…and even that isn’t that hot, because knocking them up would actually be a decent retirement plan, it’s not like you’re fucking anything better.