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2017

27

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I always see girls from far who I think are hot, only to get closer and find them vile, but luckily I have no standard, I’d still fuck them…but funny enough, the uglier they are, the less likely they are to fuck me, because they think they are too good for me, and they probably are, where as hot chicks are just looking for something different, and sometimes that “different” is something disgusting like me…right place, right time…

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Gillian Anderson – Has Nipples
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Katy Perry Fat Tits
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Great White Shark Eats a Whale
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Iron Maiden on Saxaphone
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You’ll Want to Fuck Young KESHA
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Ferret Wants Human to See her Babies
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Hot TV Hostess Ass
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Slama Hayek – Topless Selfie
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Mayweather vs McGregor 180 Million Dollar Dance – Trailer
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2017

27

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I shit on Sugar Babies all the time…But I am pretty much a sugar baby…because I don’t pay for anything, I live off my pig wife, who I am sure is a lovely person, if you don’t know her, don’t have to listen to her sleep apnea, don’t have to smell her, don’t have to wipe her ass for her, or any of that other great things about her….that I put up with by cheating on her all for free rent…

So girls, I get you, I feel you, we are one in the same….the good life…the easiest way possible…is the fucking answer…

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99 Year Old Usher
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Girl Falls Out of Ride at 6 Flags
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Luckiest Idiot of the Day
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Monster Girl – Slutty Boat Party
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Weather Man Gets Blown Away
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Dakota Johnson’s Swimming in Miami of the Day
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Brooke Burke – Bikini Yoga
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Bella Hadid – Panty Flash
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Peyton Roi List…at Maxim Party
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Katy Perry is Banging Chris Martin – He Has Herpes
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Shania Twain Erotica
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Julianne Hough Holding a Cell Phone
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Brad Pitt is Banging Sienna Miller
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Kimberly Garner – Hot Body
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Prince Harry on Depression
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Christina Milian Topless
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Demi Rose See Through Dress of the DAy
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The People VS Susan Boyle
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Cassie Scerbo – Thick Legs
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Before they were Stars – The Musician Edition – Click Bait
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Does Alison Brie – Suck Dick
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Halsey Performing in a Bra
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Eva LaRue’s 50 Year Old Body is Mental
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Alexander Skarsgard’s Sunburnt Nips
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2017

26

Jun

Sofia Vergara at the Pool and her TV Daughters Also Being Sluts of the Day

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Sofia Vergara posted a slutty selfie of her tits at the pool, in what I can assume was a competitive selfie to her TV children, who constantly post selfie porn to the internet because they are shameless, the whole lot of them, and they love attention, the whole lot of them, and they get that attention by showing off their slutty bodies…good times…AT LEAST SHE KNOWS HER ANGLES…I mean she’s an old mom seductress who seduced her way into hollywood, she knows how to work it.

If you don’t like that Sofia Veraga and her Monster tits, here’s her confused TV kid in Cosplay Erotica showing what looks like perky tits…

Or maybe you prefer her other TV kid, who she was likely more of a mom to, shwoing what looks like a sloppy ass, that we can assume she thinks is a great ass because she shows it off all the time, because collectively these three are shameless self promoters who sexualize themselves for work….but more importantly…they are all broken women who made it, two didn’t stand a chance because their parents whored them, the other one was an actual whore and figured it out…and we can assume this is all part of Modern Family’s marketing campaign…I call these pics “Ariel Winter – Pig on the Beach”…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

26

Jun

Thick Rihanna Airport Security of the Day

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There were rumors that Rihanna was pregnant, but I think she’s just getting fat, it’s the era of fat chicks, and if you’ve ever been to Barbados, this is actually considered fit as fuck, as the people on that island are mostly morbidly obese, or as all the plus sized models like to call it “who are you to call me fat, my doctor says I’m healthy and fit and that science is a lie with all their studies that fat is dangerous and kills, the only thing dangerous about my fat is hot fierce I look”…to which all the other fat chicks cheer along “you’re not fat you’re healthy even though you’re not healthy and you’re fat” in unison like some sort of cult that many dudes don’t mind because the thickness is hot and well fed….good for breeding….shorter life span to get the Rihanna inheritance, not that she wouldn’t have a premature death without the obesity, all these “artists” who are actually just scams are broken and eventually self destruct…

Either way, hot sweatpants, making me feel like I’m at Walmart checkout line or some shit, all while getting some TSA Rub down….

Weird world we live in, nice to see the food addictions and laziness take over a slower firing metabolism…nothing a little tour dancing won’t fix….

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2017

26

Jun

Alexandra Daddario Big Tits of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario has big tits…Baywatch of broken dreams…because apparently the movie fucking sucked – which was such a surprise considering it was such a terrible fucking idea and had no business ever being made – whether THE ROCK who fills seats was part of it or not – let that stripper level Playboy cast bullshit from the 90s people watched because there was no porn die…

But I guess it worked out alright for big tits Alexandra Daddario who did all kind of media, as much media as possible, just to get her tits out there to the world as her big break or some shit…

Like this shoot for some very important god knows who cares – her tits are awesome…all round and spilling out everywhere….in a good way….the way….

Posted in:Alexandra Daddario|SFW

2017

26

Jun

Rat Cow has an Ass and WAnts you To Know it of the Day

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Rat Cow is in a movie….that’s why she’s in Italy wearing her bathing suit around like some sort of slut…but she can’t be a slut…if she was would she be world famous on social media with all those millions of Russian followers thanks to having great tits at the right time in a music video that went beyond viral….that’s all it really takes…

She is neither talented or interesting, provided you don’t consider big shameless tits on a pretty small frame talented or interesting, which I guess they kind of are both a talent and interesting in a boring world where not all girls have tits like this one and those who do can’t pull off the scam that this one pulled off…

She may forever earn money because people are dumb and see numbers and confuse those numbers for actually mattering or being capable to carry anything beyond slutty pics on social media..

Even movie producers are giving her work now…when I was really sure she was going to fade into obscurity and remain an instagrammer…I see the IMDB page filling up with people hoping to get people to see their movie by using her….not necessarily how Fincher and Afleck used her sexually…but using her none the less…because that’s what you gotta do with these low levels trying to validate their low level whoring.

I am not a fan, but I think being so not a fan kinda makes me a fan nonetheless because I pay attention to what her tits are up to when I don’t actually care, yet this post tells a very different tale…

In more hilarious news – here’s her boyfriend taking her social media pics like the bitch he is…

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Posted in:Em Rat Cow|Emily Rat Cow|Emily Ratajkowksi|SFW

2017

26

Jun

Bella Hadid in a Bra….and Gigi Hadid Not in a Bra Important of the Day

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Bella Hadid – the dick riding coattail riding sister who loves riding but probably pretends she’s got so much to offer, that she’s so different and unique, thanks to styling, surgery, and a marketing team…in a bootleg Kardashian, keep it in the family, troll the world with their stupid marketable naked…figured she’d so how different she is from the one who paved the way for her….by wearing a bra…while GIGI didn’t….WILD because Gigi Hadid Braless and Important…

ANd anyone in Malibu will tell you that Gigi Hadid was created….and not even that well…but prior to her fame, she was a troll, tall, but a troll and that reminds us all of how flimsy a world we live in, where Attention Deficit Disorder people everywhere just take what they are told, run with it, and put no thought into it, but figure it’s easier to go along with because “let me take a selfie, do coke, party, stare at the wall”….and all that other good things…if they say they are hot enough, people will believe it…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2017

26

Jun

Alison Brie Titties for Netflix of the Day

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Apparently these are Alison Brie’s tits for GLOW, a show you’ve probably seen if you care about women’s wrestling, and who deosn’t really especially when in mud…especially when you visit sites like this – you fucking weirdo….outdated fuck….

I don’t remember who Alison Brie is but like the cheese her family created and apparently people are pumped on her tits being in a show you’ve probably already seen….but I haven’t because I haven’t checked Netflix this week, but will as soon as I feel like watching free tv thanks to a girl I used to sex with who lives in Miami giving me her password 6 years ago – that still fucking works…

But tits!

TO SEE HER AT THE GLOW EVENT IN A SLUTTY DRESS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alison Brie|SFW

2017

26

Jun

Sahara Ray’s Titty Dance for Instagram of the Day

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Sahara Ray pulls off the free spirited, Bali living, beach life model…who shows her tits every chance she gets, like a bootleg Em Rat Cow, who is probably frenemies with her and who they probably have titty competitions with each other, that Sahara Ray always loses because she’s a wreck and Rat Cow is more strategic in her whoring her tits out….

TITTY INSTAGRAM WARS should be the name of my mix tape.

Either way, she’s putting her nipples out there, and they are nipples…so look at them.

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2017

26

Jun

Sexy Archaeologist of the Day

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You’re missing culture and educational content in your life…so here’s a video of an Archaeologist teaching you about excavating years gone by to try to decode the human condition, experience and history of who we ended up here……and if you’re not into archaeology, because you’re not Indiana Jones or a fucking nerdy weirdo, you may be into the Archaeologist tits because tits are universal…they transcend all topics you can learn in school if you weren’t a half retard who dropped out of school

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