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2017

22

Mar

Megan Fox Photoshopped to Shit Mom Butt Shot of the Day

Megan Fox the TRANSFORMATIVE TRANSFORMER ACTRESS who looks TRANS thanks to all the PLASTIC surgery…..who has 12 kids with A-Lister Brian Austin Green…is the face of Fredrick’s of Hollywood, or the ass, because they’ve been bought from an out of touch brand that doesn’t realize a trashy plastic surgery ridden mom – who was once the hot chick in movies…a decade ago…isn’t the best face / or booty / or implants but I guess the brand director thinks she is. The kind of pervert still jerking off to old photoshoots thinking “this will be great, we’ll do the alba with her”…..when really, there are 100,000 instagram sluts you can give 100 dollars to do to the same thing…and get far more relevance…but cutting this twat a check…that makes total sense..look at all the press they get from it….as we look on confused as to why trashy lingerie….like hooker sex shop lingerie that will give you yeast infections….but that can’t give Megan Fox yeast infections…her pussy’s too scarred…at least according to the research I’ve done….

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2017

22

Mar

Ashley Graham Fat Chick Making Fat Chick Erotica Out of Carbs Cuz She’s Fat for Breakfast of the Day

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Ashley Graham is a fat chick and as a fat chick she gets really fucking excited about carbs…it’s the reason she’s fat in the first place….it’s like fill that belly up with as many baked goods as possible…two bagels…fuck yeah…let’s do a titty dance for my feeder fans…and for myself…and then eat two more…because bitch is a big…fucking pig…and now all the fat chicks can celebrate this fat chick and her fat chick scamming trying to prove that she’s empowered and loves being fat by playing with her one true love that will kill her….food…

Breakfast with Ashley Graham gets more intense when the cameras turn off and she shoves bananas in her asshole…because FRUIT….EWWW….use that to reverse feed myself…

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2017

22

Mar

Public Breast Suck and Other Videos of the Day

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Chinny Man Falls Off Cliff

Pervert Masturbating in the Back Yard

Arm Break during Arm Wrestle…

Fat Golfer…VS Friend’s Face

REPEAT – The One Punch Knockout TWERK

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

22

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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So some girl is mad at me because she wrote me saying good morning and I said “good morning, morning pee video, thanks”

Because some of us like pee videos, especially first pee of the day videos, especially from young girls from instagram….who aren’t your fat wife but are instead wild and crazy and a reminder that people still live….

But the problem is every girl I ask for morning pee videos gets mad, not that they don’t send pee videos to other people, but because of my approach…

That are just trying to change me….to be like “that’s good, well rested, take on the day with energy and grace”….

But no…PEE VIDEO or get blocked and deleted you waste of space bitch…

Or just don’t tell me you slept all day and you’re just waking up.

See you’re the catalyst to our problem here…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…..FIRST pee of the Day links…

Autism Muppet….
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Topless Photo of the Day
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Hailey Clauson – Bikini Outtakes
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Wyclef – Police Brutality Victim
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Stupid Car of the Day
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Trump Tried to Force One Direction to Meet his Daughther
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Mountain Bike Speed Record
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Fight Video of the Day
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PORN MEME OF THE DAY
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2017

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw a women in the housing project that normally has a Hijab on….not wearing her Hijab…taking out the trash…and I wonder if she’s still alive….

I saw a mom and her late teen daughter in leggings…and the mom had a hotter ass than the daughter…and I wonder if I have experienced the last generation of moms having better bodies that their dumpy obese kids….

Yes…I look up from my phone when I’m outside in public sometimes….if there are bitches in leggigns, school girl outfits, bikinis, or tight shirts in my vicinity…

Because I remain a pervert…on his mothefucking way to get drunk…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Jennifer Lawrence is Still banging Darren Aronofsky
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Black Model in a Bikini
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The Man Who Breaks up Kids Fighting…
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Raccoon Steals a Bitches Bra
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Olivia Wilde Looks Like Shit
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The Wizard of Lies Trailer…
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Jessica Biel Curves
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Bella Thorne Pimping Some bullshit…
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Wyclef Got Racial Profiled in LA
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Some Hot Body Bitch in a Bikini
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That Same Hot Bitch Topless
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Ashley Graham – bagel Bra
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Selena Gomez is in Toronto with her Boyfriend Looking Hot
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This Ridiculous traffic Beating Car
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Slutty Figure Skating is All Figure Skating
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Crazy Sandwich of the Day
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Gal Gadot Had a Girl…
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Braless Kourtney Kardashian
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Nerf John Wick
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Car Flip…
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Dave Chappelle is Hurt by Key and Peele’s Feelings
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Woody Harrelson QUit Weed…
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Meghan Markle is Qutting Action to be the Other Prince’s Wife
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Jaime Pressley Got Robbed
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Bloopers in Blockbuster Movies – The Edit
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The Meaning of Chess in Movies
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Mandy Moore Ass in Jeans
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Creating Cocktails from the Simpsons
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Ellen’s Santa Barbars Estate is a Reminder that She Makes Too Much Money Being God
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Scary Spice – Filed for Divorce..
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Some Other Model in a bathing Suit…
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Slutty and Amazing Cam Girls
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Worst Beach Sex Ever
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Keri Russell an American Ass
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Country Girls on the Ranch Gate…
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Danniella Levy has Huge Tits…
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Naked Greek Slut…
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Some Trashy Bitch and her Clown tits – Naked
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Voyeur Beach Sex…..
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Afternoon tumblr PORN
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Slutty Girls on Webcam
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Anastasia Ashley VS Masturbating Monkey
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2017

21

Mar

Rat Cow on Vacation Being a Rat Cow of the Day

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Rat Cow is so diverse – she can show more than just her tits – she can also show her ass…

Rat Cow is my favorite hybrid animal…it’s got the face of the rat, the prosperous utters of a cow, and it’s comes in the form of a woman who shameless prostitutes herself like some kind of sex worker, through exhibitionism, all to get attention and it worked….

She’s making over a million dollars a year at this bullshit racket, and it’s all because of her bullshit rack…that people jack it to…in a read that fast it will confuse you kind of way….

She’s not a fan of mine, not that she cares that I exist, but she cares enough to block me on social media – and that’s not very nice….especially when all I do is talk about how her lip injections look defated, or her fake tits look great for fake tits, all on her skinny frame that carries her average at best face…

It’s like these girls don’t like the ranking system, but they parade themselves around like a bunch of cows at the cattle auction for people to fucking rate them…

If they don’t want to be sexualized, or jerked off to, which they do, they are exhibitionists and just can’t say they like it, they could stay in the damn house and create something of purpose in the world…

Instead…they create smut, which arguably has purpose, it’s just low hanging fruit…look I have big tits…look at my big tits..pay me so I can go on vacation to whore out my big tits more than I already have because it’s been 5 years…and I need it to continue…

Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW

2017

21

Mar

Bella Hadid in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Bella Hadid’s nipples are on vacation….at least that’s what one of these bikini pics from her vacation candids is telling me….maybe it’s her sensitive nipples from the breast implants…or maybe she’s naturally a skinny girl with big tits due to her ARAB roots, but based on her mother and everything about her existence, including her dad’s sugar baby fetish with young slutty hookers, nothing about her or her career, or her relevance is real…it’s all Tila Tequila caliber polarizing retards who understand ‘she has followers cuz of her sister, lets make her a model like her momma”….bullshit…that keeps this world going around…at least for rich LA people who all know each other and pretty much jerk each other off at the country club….they are members at because they like to assert how rich they are…

Garbage..

Here’s a video of one of her friends…being wild and crazy

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

21

Mar

Sydney Graham Model Nudity of the Day

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Sydney Graham brings some ethnic spread to the site…because getting naked in photoshoots while trying to build up your profile and modeling career is not just for white people – it is for everyone – and if anything the Asians, Blacks, Mexicans, Jewish, Natives, Indians, Fucking whatever else you are….fat, amputee, retarded, skin disordered people should be milking the opportunity by showing their tits…as the media is trying to be SO PC they are racist in being inclusive…because they are singling out groups to meet the need….we call it TOKEN BLACK GUY and we participate when there are tits involved. Great tits matter.

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2017

21

Mar

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is working for other brands than Victoria’s Secret, which is crazy if you were to think about it rationally, why would a brand that created her, because the only reason you know of her is because of Victoria’s Secret…life of a fisherman’s daughter because all portuguese women are Fisherman daughters…it’s all people do in Portugal…or as some call it – the asshole of Europe but it created Ronaldo….

I am convinced that all the VS girls are robots, and to earn the cost of producing them, they farm them out to work…to all other brands…as long as people remember that VS owns them…then it’s just leveraging the competition to get what you need done…and to build yourself up off the backs of dumb half naked girls…so good

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2017

21

Mar

Alina Lonska Titties Photoshoot of the Day

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Alina Lonska is a nude model you’ve never heard of – very strategically placed in a nude photoshoot for the internet – to remind you a very important thing – and that is that girls – whether you’ve heard of them or not – will always get naked in photoshoots for whatever reason…

Maybe a man influenced her, maybe it’s a woman’s power thing, maybe it’s the way she’s seen other girls get ahead like Kardashians and Rat Cows…so many possibilities…that always exist for girls everywhere to do the same naked thing…only to not make it, for most of them, and to spend the next 10 years chasing down the websites that posted their nudes they at one point in time wanted you to see….buyers remorse shit..

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