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2017

23

Jun

Heather Graham Bikini Pic of the Day

Roller girl, who’s hottest role by far was roller girl, because it showcased her hot tits as a 70s porn star…like when porn actually mattered…Heather Graham…who must be in her 40s by now…and a mom….in a bikini, in a bikini selfie for social media…self produced clickbait you appreciate because you are still into Heather Graham, you still jerk off to her tits in all the movies she’s done, and you like seeing updated half nude content of her to see that she’s still around, to make her feel more than a film archive…I get it…kind of….I still jerk off to nudes of girls I fucked in the 90s that were shot in the 90s…on polaroid…that I still have…but then I check their Facebook pics out and remember why I stick to the archive footage..Aging, even when it is good…is awful…..but I guess not as awful as it could be…right

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2017

23

Jun

Elle Fanning Titties in a Tube Dress of the Day

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People have a hard on for Elle Fanning…and I don’t really understand it. I mean she’s some creepy actress who rode her creepy sisters coattails so that she too could get paid for this acting nonsense…and it worked….but I genuinely hear dudes talk about how hot she is or how amazing she is…and I assume they jerk off to her in movies she’s in…none of which I can name…

So being a CLICKBAIT FAKE NEWS PEDDLER…I figure…why not post some Elle Fanning shot by the paparazzi in a tube dress erotica…because you like it….

I’m so generous. I steal from the paparazzi and give to the poor and pathetic…a modern day hero…

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2017

23

Jun

Katharine McPhee in her Underwear of the Day

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American Idol Katharine McPhee who has since turned into some TV star I don’t really care about…because Simon Cowell Makes Dreams come true while he cums on Ryan Seacrest…or the pile of money he’s made by being some psychopath who knows how to manipulate the public into buying into shit music and talent contests as he cashes the fuck in…

I don’t know why American Idol Katharine McPhee who has since turned into some TV star is in her underwear, apparently she’s on set because she’s a real actress….but I know I’ll still take the half a second it takes to look at it.

Because when a girl selfies like this, you encourage her to do more…it’s how you get to the spread asshole nudes…

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2017

23

Jun

Whitney Cumming Very Rich in a Bikini of the Day

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Whitney Cumming is some clever marketer who understood that she wasn’t hot enough to be an actress, I mean, I am sure she is considering most actresses are fucking bunk, but I guess at the time it was harder to become an actor than to break into comedy as the funny girl who talked about sucking dick, long enough and with enough conviction in her deliver to allow her to develop or at least attach herself onto a few TV shows that all came out at the same time, and that took her out of touring the standup clubs and staying in shit hotels, to the life of luxury a girl who sucks dick and talks about sucking dick, in LA, nevertheless, the land of opportunity for the right dick sucker deserves…because you know getting a TV show isn’t that easy and requires a continuation of that dick sucking but made more transactional…ROMANCE…SUCCESS…BIKINI SELFIES on a FRIDAY for attention.

I like her because she’s not that fat.

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2017

23

Jun

Ariel Winter is Mad She Got Called Out for Buying Her Houseboy Boyfriend of the DAy

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Here is some Ariel Winter defending her boyfriend who everyone but her knows is mooching off her – because he’s likely a homosexual and figures getting in with an A Lister is a good way to get his career off the ground….so maybe she doesn’t pay him an allowance, but I’m sure she pays for everything, she just doesn’t realize it because he’s blinding her with his dick…magical…not really..but funny for sure…these broken girls always think the dudes using them are for real…lucky guys….K-Fed for life..

Here’s is the Ariel Winter – Broken Famous Child Star – in Review

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2017

23

Jun

Server Puts Hot Dog in Her Vagina Before Serving It – and Other Videos of the Day

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Hot Naked Girl on Drugs….

More of the Hot Naked Girl on Drugs

The Girl Having Sex at the Race Track…

White Trash Pool of the Day

Toronto Robbers Use a BB Gun on a CHild

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

23

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I get a lot of nudes for an average dude, but they come in waves, like girls are all wired to be horny exhibitionists at the same time…I’ll go for weeks with no nudes then all of a sudden I’m slammed with nudes…and I always seem to be the guy opening nudes in public and it is hilarious…because I don’t know I’m getting nudes and next thing you know spread ass is on my screen and as I try to figure out the angle there’s always an old pervert, or some young pervert, or a woman who acts appalled but who will go home to practice these poses in the mirror…because you know she sends nudes too…everyone does and I’m never embarassed because who gives a fuck, it’s just nudity…but I do fear potentially being charged as a sex offender…when really I’m just an innocent victim…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Ron Howard Taking Over New Star Wars Movie
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Nicola Peltz Has some tits
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Kissing Couple Caught on Camera
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Date Rape on the Bachelor Continues…
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Look How Docile Black Widow Spiders ARe
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One Republic Dude Has a Good House
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Breaking in the Bronx…
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Testing a Drone Gets Dangerous
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Raccoon Babies of the Day
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2017

23

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Life may have the harsh reality that a babe from the internet – whether on tinder or instagram or really anywhere – turns out to be a total fucking monster – but thanks to facetune – she has the ability to make herself look good…but I never leave my house so I can stay happy in their lie….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Slutty IG Model – Whipped Creaam To Death
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Courtney Cox Filler Free Face of the Day
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Bill Cosby teaching Kids How to Avoid Sexual Assault
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gillian Anderson Bikini Slut
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Emma Watson – Tits
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Two Victoria’s Secret Models Together in the Streets
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Blade Runner 2049 Featurette
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Japanese Jump Rop World Record
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Ruby O – Slutty Outfit
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Game of Thrones Season 7
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Slut in a Bra Top
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Sara Sampaio – for VS
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Annabelle the Official Trailer
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The Wrap Tweeted a Dick Pic
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Emma Watson Erotica
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Lais Ribeiro for VS
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Josephine Skriver for VS
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Christina Milian Pokies
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Model GF in a Bikini
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Sara Jean Underwood – Nipples
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Camilla belle – Bikini Slut
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Australian Farmer Who Saved His Dog
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Tit Slap Fight
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Tits of the Year
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Drunk Dad Sucking Daughter’s Tit…
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Hot Naked Slut
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Hot Amateurs
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Some Porn Slut Photoshoot
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CAM GIRL SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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Awkward Moments in Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

23

Jun

Bella Hadid Pussy Flash of the Day

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We live in a world where Bella Hadid’s panty jacked up her pussy flash is as important news, if not more important news than an instagram model being shot to the heart by a whipped cream canister that I assume she was using in a sex act, that killed her because GOD hates sluts.

I find it hard to believe that we haven’t seen the labia of this rich girl turned internet famous and thus fashion industry famous thanks to her rich family, marketing budgets and all the other good things that you have access to when you’re connected….you know like leveraging your sister’s success…

But I’ll take it…and I guess so did the Weekend…before throwing it away for GOMEZ…leaving her to fend for herself where she can barely stand up….

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2017

23

Jun

Miley Cyrus Bikini Pic of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is no longer this crazed mentally unstable, half naked, out of control at least seemingly out of control because it was good for marketing, pop star from Disney…she’s a non-weed smoking sophisticated song writer who wants to be taken seriously, so she’s no longer publicly doing puppet shows with her twat, but instead…just wearing a bikini like a basic white girl…magic…but not really…I prefer seeing the pussy.

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