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2017

16

Jun

Ariel Winter Showing Off her Snake Tattoo of the Day

Ariel Winter got some kind of forearm tattoo of what looks like a snake or a shoe lace – or even like those trashy stripper girls who would get lingerie lace tattooed on their upper thigh, only she went with forearm, because I guess she’s a biker…a candy coated, network television owned, biker…who can’t even edit her pics to look good…I mean what the fuck filters did she run these through…I don’t even know what’s going on in her tits with all this saturation – I am so confused…but like all gang member bikers – she wants you to know what gang she’s a part of…the broken rich girl who was whored by her parents gang…

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2017

16

Jun

Sahara Ray Nipples of the Day

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I don’t know why, but I hate promoting Sahara Ray…

She’s this big titty, surf daughter, beach lifestyle, California girl with her bohemian party girl life that she I guess makes money living….she started out as a hipster chick with big tits willing to get topless and ended up owning some kind of bikini line and the whole thing would be lovely…if I just didn’t find her the worst…

She’s on some socialite, social climbing, crackhead party girl kick and it just annoys me…so I’ve been sitting on these bikini pics…where she’s in a see through because I just wanted to avoid posting her- but alas – the big tits won.

Sahara Ray….as if that’s her real name….but rather her marketable stripper name so at least she knows her place in the world…

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2017

16

Jun

Chick Fight and Other Videos of the Day

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Tit Grab for Cash

Coconut Picker ALmost Hangs To Death

Dog and a Dildo

Alex Jones Recorded Megyn Kelly Interview

Crazy Dude of the Day

Weird Way to Transport Buffalo

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2017

16

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I woke up assuming it was Saturday, because I have no job and days turn into months, turn into years and eventually I’ll die…..but today wasn’t that day…but I did spend the morning doing all kinds of productive things like sexting, not walking my dog, napping…thinking it is saturday…until I realized it isn’t….and now I need to do posts…

What a bummer for you, more than me, it’s not like I was doing anything anyway…so here’s a whole lot of nothing starting with some morning stepLINKS…in the morning even though it’s noon.

DiCaprio is Fucking Orlando Bloom
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Electric Cellist Erotica
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A Gay Golden Girls – is Happening – Thanks to Star Trek Gay’Asian
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Slut in a THong for the Paparazzi
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Khloe Kardashian and her Psychic of the Day
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Dude Documents Learnign Piano from Day 1 to 500
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Bon Jovi’s NYC House is Such Shit
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2017

15

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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My biggest life regret is not being a pimp….

I figure if I was the middle man between girls who are sucking dick for money – because they like money and sucking dick – something they are going to be doing for free anyway….I would live a much more fulfilling life…you know helping girls live their dream of not needing a job to support their drug habit…and helping useless men like you get your dick sucked…because you have no other option..

Not much more rewarding than that…I could even do success stories of hooker and john who met through me….we’d leave out the stories of the ones killed…and really the whole thing would be wonderful…

Instead I just have a dumb website…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Katy Perry Doesn’t Care About Awards
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Selena Gomez Tits in a Sweater – Wearing a Wig
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Monster Tits of the Day
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Chrissy Teigen Talking About her Butthole
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Blimp Crash at US OPEN
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Friendly Horn
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Bella Thorne – Out in a Bra
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Slutty Bitches Pulling Out Tits and Frenching in a Car
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Selena Gomez on Religion
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CJ Franco – Grabbing Her Tit
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Violetta Komyshan Nipples
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The Worst Movie Ever Made
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Ariel WInter’s Tattoos with her Boyfriend
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Bella Hadid in Panties
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Robin Thicke’s Girlfriend Tits
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Chloe Grace Legs of the Day
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Dude Demos 100 Types of Walks
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Why we Love Fails
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Patton Oswalt’s New Pussy
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More Hot Tits in a Car
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Rebel Wilson is a Winner for Being Called Out as the Liar she is…
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The Police Make Lohan Return Shit to her Ex
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Hot to Get the MOST of your SODA can
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Joe Bonamassa and Erotic Cellist
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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The Guy Who Got his Dicked Cut OFf
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Alyssa Arce – Tits
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The Bottom Video is LOLZ
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Bouncing Boob GIFS
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Cam Girl Trolled of the Day
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Busty Titty Girl
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Hot Girl Fingerbanged
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Boob Flasher
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Hot Tumblr Chick and her Amateur Slut Pics
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Oiled Up Tits…
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Butt Plug of the Day
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Bree Daniels – Pussy Pic
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SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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SFW CAM GIRL CLIPS OF THE WEEK
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2017

15

Jun

Vivid’s Throwback Thursday SFW Porn Blooper Reel Part 1 of the Day

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For anyone who visits this site, you’ll know that I have a very very very long standing relationship with the good people at VIVID.COM because many years ago, a woman named Kim Kardashian put out a sex tape and I connected with the good people that helped launch her career, and ever since have been dialed in on all the celeb sex tapes that ever mattered. I’ve been given advance copies, exclusive clips, and for that I am and always will be grateful…because celeb sex matters…when it’s in video for shameless promotion tactics….

So basically – VIVID creates the highest paid celebrities with their content…so if you’re a celebrity – reach out to VIID and make it happen.

My first job, long before this, when I was in my late 20s was working at a porn company, they had the rights for Vivid Canada, in an era where porn production mattered and where video revolutionized the porn world, where Vivid were by far the leaders…so I watched a fucking ton of Vivid movies and all were top notch….

There was story with the sex, not just digital 3 minute face fucking clips you see today, you know because the JOURNEY is what matters man, not the penetration…it’s the build up…

So I’ve been wanting to get my hands on some of their Safe For Work behind the scenes clips for a long time, to put out, to showcase the glory days, the 80s and 90s filled with amazing….and what better way than with a THROWBACK THURSDAY blooper Reel…

We’re releasing at least 4 – so be excited- because I am…

And if you want to get more NSFW content from VIVID – go to VIVID.COM

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2017

15

Jun

Mena Suvari Bikini Tool of the Day

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Alien invasion Mena Suvari forehead that is hardly as offensive as it once was now that she’s older and less relevant, but that was totally offensive back when she was first starting out as an actress because she got cast in movie after movie despite looking like an alien invasion, possibly because she is an Alien Invasion and the aliens actually run the country and the media, not the jewish people and fake news….but the aliens..and I guess I’ll never quite know if she’s an alien or not as I won’t have the opportunity to see if she oozes green slime from her pussy – which I guess in Hollywood could just be a bacterial infection rather than proof of extraterrestrial life..

I guess what i am saying is that old Mena Suvari is less interesting than young Mena Suvari who had a fat booty in an era where not everyone had a fat booty…where’s the booty yo…

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2017

15

Jun

Caroline Wozniacki Tennis Bikini of the Day

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Caroline Wozniacki is a tennis player and she really isn’t that hot…but I have a female tennis fetish…it’s one of those sports you can jerk off to…like Female Surfing, Gymnastics, Figure Skating and really any sport that isn’t the WNBA…

You know fit women, strong women, grunting erotically as they flash their sweated through panties…GOOD TIMES….

Good times that I guess Caroline Wozniacki takes time off from to slut out in a bikini…

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2017

15

Jun

Alison Brie – Wrestler of the Day

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Alison Brie is in GLOW…the show about Female Wreslers in the 80s…anyone on this site knows all about it because wrestling is your thing…you’re just that white trash….

Well, I guess it premiered on NETFLIX, the hub of all video content now that no one has cable, it’s the place to be….especailly when you’re broke and have a friend’s password…

And…people are excited about it…obviously…it’s women’s wrestling in the 80s…

So pics of Alison Brie in costume are circulating and I feel are good enough to jerk off to….so there.

: GLOW

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2017

15

Jun

Hailey Baldwin in a Bikini of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin basically showed her asshole to the paparazzi in some sleazy paparazzi bikini photo that you know she creative directed and coordinated in efforts to try to get as much attention as possible before she’s too old for people to care about her existence…

That’s not to say people care about her existence, her own father is probably too busy looking in the mirror and reading the bible to avoid doing coke / crack to care, and she hasn’t worked as an actor yet…she just sort of flimsily hangs out like a vapid socialite she shouldn’t be…because Stephen Baldwin shouldn’t be that rich…

That said, fun bikini pics though..

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