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2017

27

Mar

Stella Hudgens Tits of the Day

Stella Hudgens is Vanessa Hudgens sister and today – she is the famous person’s sister of the day…because the sisters of the famous people, and lets face it, Vanessa Hudgens isn’t ALL that famous, but she’s still more sister than her sister, who basically just rode the name harder than Vanessa Hudgens rode the Disney Producers, and by default got to live the celebrity life, the famous life with access, without all the actual bullshit of being famous….and she did it, and continues to do it, with her ethnically ambiguous tits….she busty…and in a bikini…and doing shoots because people like her tits thanks to being affiliated to more famous tits….through BLOOD…but not in a period sex kind of way….you know the kind of sex where you look down at your bloody sheets and cock and say with confidence to the woman you’re fucking “I think I murdered your pussy”…

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2017

27

Mar

Balcony Fuck and Other Videos of the Dat

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Pretty Girl Strutting…

Just a Dude who Shat Hipself

Drunk Driver Hits Barrier

Weird Bike Accident

Cop Slams Woman to the Ground –

Old Man Rescued from Frozen Lake

Abused Goat and Monkey

Mistress – Gets Stripped

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

27

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Along with being called HUMAN Waste, a Waste of Space and Garbage by some slut….I was also told that spending my life trolling is a waste of a life and can’t be fulfilling and that I should use my time and energy in a more productive and rewarding way…like I was fucking slaughtered…called pathetic, disgusting…and told I had a small penis by at least three people who have never seen my small penis….

I was also recognized as a feminist by a girl who understands I preach feminism by showing how hypocritical these women I post are…and how they are regressing the woman species…it’s like reverse psychology no one quite understands….and just assume I’m a woman hating misogynist…dumb sluts…

I also…got a pee video…and it was the real spring magic…..

Here are some morning links…

Gal Gadot Ass in Justice League….

Irish Student’s Weird Video
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Pygmy Hippo is So Cute….
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Fishermen Play with Anaconda….
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Driver Hits Cyclist with Mirror
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Some Braless Chick in Miami
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The Cash me Ousside Girl Video of the Day
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Mariah Carey Nipples
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Some Trash With her Shirt Off
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Nerf dart Breaks Sound
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Elephant Shows Rhino Who’s Boss
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Incredible Speed Boxer….
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Tranny on the Cover of Vogue
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New Pirates of the Caribbean Movie
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Shailene WOodley Struck a Plea Deal
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Deadpool’s Beauty and the Beast Parody
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2017

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the DAy

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I come from a place or mindset where you can’t sexually harass female homeless people…you know, anything goes because they are homeless and hardly human….no permanent address…no rules….

I also come from a place where teenage girls talk about lace lingerie and the cost of lace lingerie in public….like they wear lace lingerie and want people around them know about it….

I also come from a place where every girl gets mad when I ask how meaty their vaginas are – instead of just showing me….

I ask you cuz i haven’t seen your vagina and I would like to know how much inner lip sticks out of outer lip…is it an OUTTY…and How OUTTY is it….

It is apparently the weekend…according to people who have jobs….so…fuck it…fuck it all..or fuck all of it…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Tranny cover Girl on Vogue is Hot
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Amy Schumer has Dropped Out of Barbie Movie
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Old Hag Johannson’s Extented Ghost in the Shell Trailer
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Emma Thompson on the Time Trump Hit on Her
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Jessica Serfaty Slut for T Mobile
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Gorrillaz/Saturnz Barz
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Blind Man Builds Things with Bricks
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Elizabeth Banks – Braless
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LeAnn Rimes Paid an Online Bully to Harass Brandi Glanville
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Slut at the Power Rangers Premiere with some Tits…
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Brett Ratner Says Film Industry is Killing the Film Industry
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Guide to Anal
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Jay Z is Producing Trayvon Martin Documentary Series
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Mini Breakfast Burrito
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Scroll Down to See Emma Roberts
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Ivanka Trump Sucking on Dairy
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The Kardashians Get a Cartoon….
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Hot to Shoot Great Portraits
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Movie Trailer of the Day – Three Billboards
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Does Water Swirl the Other Way in the Southern Hemisphere
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Christina Milian Has a Nipple
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Paris Jackson Has a Nipple
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Retired Horse Takes a Ride
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Pygmy Hippo Calf is Perfect
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Lisa Opie Ass in Bikini …
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Hollywood Hates Kristen Bell and Dax and so Do I
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Fruit in Pussy
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Some Girl Undressing
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Girls Getting Wild at coed Party….
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Slut of the Day
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Big Hips
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Wannabe Swinger Gets Cucked
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Busty Gamer Tits
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Big Dude vs Little Dudes
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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2017

24

Mar

Bella Thorne of the Day

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A day is not a day, a week is not a week, a life is not a life…unless I cover some Bella Thorne topless on instagram story…where she’s posting slutty, provocative, exciting, grey area, implied erotica….to keep her follower perverts happy….and to keep herself happy by securing that male attention…

Since I stalk Bella Thorne, by checking her social media for tits everyday, I know she’s in Canada filming a movie, and I am in Canada living a horrible life, maybe will run into each other at the maple syrup shop….or the igloo….riding the moose…

But she’s not sitting on my face, instead she;’s making money, because she’s an actor first, slut second….

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

24

Mar

Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe of the Day

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Reese Witherspoon and her mom pussy ate a pair of pants this weekend….

This whole southern girl with good morals and values who traps the high school quarterback with her uterus, ruining his career. A church goer, who gets knocked up out of wedlock, because she’s full of shit, literally, at least according to her belly and thighs….

People can defend her all they want, but she’s an overrated actress, I won’t accept her 40 year old, rich as fuck, wholesome bullshit act….which is probably her best act and what should have won her the oscar….

The gnarly cameltoe just drives the storyline of “I have a lot of kids and have fucked a lot of people to get where I’m at”…

Her mom in leggings walking / Jogging is so plaid out and dull, but the cameltoe should be stared at and judged so I’m posting it.

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon|SFW

2017

24

Mar

Abigail Ratchford Huge Tits of the Day

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I generally avoid doing posts on Abigail Ratchford but she’s got monster tits, dudes follow her, and she’s available to fuck if you have enough money to pay her rates, so I shouldn’t be ignoring her monster titty and apparently ass – existence…as it probably chases after black athletes…I should be celebrating her, even working with her by selling her out to perverts for a commission….that would be the smart thing to do…plus I’d negotiate seeing her tits in the deal….because I’m a solid sales dude….

She’s in Miami, a hot spot for clients during MUSIC CONFERENCE because bitch must like EDM or the cheesy rich dudes that come with it…and in turn cum in her…ratchet.

Posted in:Abigail Ratchford|SFW

2017

24

Mar

Arianny Celeste Topless Beach of the Day

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Arianny Celeste was on the beach showing off her ass that is far more sunken and depressing than I am sure it ever was – because she’s old, washed or used up, and not the Vegas escort she used to be…when she first won over the UFC people…

I don’t have the nipple version of the pics because I don’t work for the paparazzi but I’ll put this out there because I got nothing else to do – than look at the “ring girls”….on the beach all old and in a thong and bullshit…

I am not a fan….but a lot of bros into dudes wrestling / butt fucking each other…in a ring…

Here are the nipples…

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Posted in:Arianny Celeste|SFW

2017

24

Mar

Mariah Carey Nipples of the Day

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Mariah Carey is on a quest for attention – it’s obviously a midlife crisis or a diversion from her singing career…pollute all she’s accomplished with busting out her tits, in see through shirt, intentionally, as an empowered woman or feminist, or crazy person who knows she can sing, has all the money from singing, but doesn’t know if she’s still hot enough to be jerked off to like she was in her old Music Videso…or if she’s just a haggard washed up weak chin pushing 40 trying desperately to be jerked off to…

I mean why else has the last 6 months of her as a single mom been about her tits, I mean maybe her entire career was about her tits and I was just blinded or deafened by her angelic and annoying voice….and I guess what it comes down to is that tits are great….even when they are on rich and famous cunts who you know are annoying to be around…because they are still tits…being used for attention…the way tits are supposed to be used.

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2017

24

Mar

Martha Hunt in a Bikini of the Day

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Martha Hunt is a bikini model in a bikini in Miami because there’s a music festival there and all the models and hookers and ratchets are there to celebrate Electronic music at what I would assume is the longest standing electronic music festival…because I remember this shit from the late 90s…when ravers and other weirdos would attend…back when it was called WMC and only the cool chicks would go…not mall brand spokesmodels…they’d be too busy at some fucking rock concert or some shit…but now that EDM is the world…and all the mainstream frat boy idiots eat it up….these events get people like this…

Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret “Angel” whatever that means. She’s one of the few Americans, because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t want to make America great again. They manufacture overseas and they don’t pass the savings onto the American mall shopping people. Instead they line their pockets with the money saved with slave labor. They also import these immigrants and get them visa’s because they know the system instead of giving the work to their own people….so they may be in every mall…but they seem to shit on the American dream pretty fucking badly in the process..

Martha Hunt is also one of the Taylor Swift groupies…who does what she’s told by the evil leader that they all leverage each other for financial gain…so we can assume that this bikini was chosen by Taylor and the paparazzi called by Taylor…as part of her weird live action barbie experience…something Amy Schumer doesn’t know anything about…

I just like that her name rhymes with cunt.