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2017

26

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I think we should take a little lead from the dude I saw at the bar who couldn’t pay his tab because he had no money on his Credit Card…

Motherfucker refused to accept that his car was declined and instead of offering to do the dishes…he pushed the waitress against the wall and took the computer system and threw it on the ground…before running out before security got him, or he had to pay….without realizing he left his credit card…that has his name on it…because drinking takes you on magical adventures…

Don’t take shit from no bitch telling you you ain’t got enough money….gold diggers…

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Paris Hilton on a Boat Party
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THE TSA BODY SHAMED ALY RAISMAN!!
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Lindsay Lohan’s TV Show
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Magical Lindsay Lohan
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Whale Shoots Rainbow Out of Blow Horn
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New Spiderman Trailer
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Mariah Carey – Slutty
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Izabel Goulart Tits
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Bethenny Frankel Has Fucked A Lot of People
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Black Bear of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan Cleavage –
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Game of Thrones Trailer
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Kate Upton Titties
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2017

26

May

stepLINKS of the DAy

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The highlight of my day was realizing that really average looking girls, when in hair and/or make-up, while dressed like they are on instagram, are still worth fucking…because they have vaginas…..even when they’re unfiltered self is a little fatter, more weathered, depressing….they still have vaginas…and vaginas are the root of all evil and all happiness….making them pretty fucking magical…even when everything they are attached to is shit….

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Vanessa Hudgens Braless Tits
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Ashley Graham is Fat Icon – Cuz Black Dudes Like to Fuck Her
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Rob Gronkowski’s Slutty Music Video
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Elle Fanning – Cleavage
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Karashians and Jenners in Cannes in Bikinis
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Game of Thrones Trailer
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Mental Man in Harlem
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Fit Izabel Goulart Doing Fitness…
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Doutzen Kroes – Slutty at an Event
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Hailey Baldwin – Cleavage
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Kendall Jenner – Swim Suits
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Olivia Wilde – Bra
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Kendall Jenner – Nipples
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How To Money Launder
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Robin Wright Penn – Nipples
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The House Where Jeremy Piven Fucks Girls
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Woman Who Fucking Loves her SUV
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2017

25

May

DrunkenStepfather x MyFreeCams SFW Cam Girls of the Week of the Day

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I think some of the best comedy and entertainment is on webcam sites with webcam girls and not just when they are banging themselves…

I like seeing self starting girls who figure it’s easier to hustle from their bedroom than get a job, and build a business using cam sites, I dig it…

I like seeing the girls who are hot and amazing, and the ones who are not so hot yet amazing, it’s some of the best people watching….creative weirdos getting paid…pretty amazing.

Fuck being actual famous, be your own boss on MyFreeCams

So I’ve wanted to put together a video series for my now defunct stepTV, but still an idea in my head, where we capture some of the best, weird, awkward girls of the week.

I can’t commit to this being a weekly feature, but I did one with MyFreeCams and it was alot of fun…..but will only get better from here…

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2017

25

May

Ariel Winter’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Ariel Winter is on some Body Positivity nonsense, with the whole fuck the haters, look at my ass, and despite being a troll, with midget legs and a weird looking head and thick neck, not to be picky, or to tear her apart, I just figure if she’s going to petition to be a body positive hero…we might as well fixate on all that is wrong with her, so that everyone who has one of those things wrong with them can feel empowered and become an instagram celebrity…or an actual celebrity…or post nudes on the internet..like we like it.

I figure at 18 or 19, she can’t be all that bad, even though she is that bad…and I’m right…and this coming from a pervert who has fucked some disgusting things because my logic was “it’s better than nothing”….

I do not have the emotional attachment to this thing….I never watched the show…but I know people do..so let’s participate in this clickbait.

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2017

25

May

Hailey Baldwin and Cami Marrone in Bathing Suits of the Day

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Cami Marrone and Hailey Baldwin are buddies in Cannes, the it place to be, because these girls with celebrity parents or stepparents are always not too far apart. It is how they make their spending money, it’s the low workload way to monetize, because at least when social media didn’t exist, these celeb children had to be in movies to get famous, which is not real work, but still more work than hanging out and taking selfies by the pool…which is work…to someone who has never worked.

The interesting thing about Hailey Baldwin is her youthful ass….while the interesting thing about busty Cami Marrone, is like every other busty girl in her late teens before her, her thighs catch up and girl is thick.

For those of you who don’t know who Cami Marrone is…she’s on TV or in a few shitty movies, I think her stepdad is Al Pacino or Robert DeNiro, which means her mom…is an OG gold digger. We like when it starts with the momma and works its way down.

For those of you who don’t know who Hailey Baldwin is, you clearly, like the rest of us, don’t read MAXIM magazine who just named her number 1, for whatever reason I call a scam…but compared to Cami Marrone who is still hot….she is number 1…that’s probably why she hangs with her, rather than being the bootleg Kendall…

Either way, young youngs in bathing suits being fancy….always fun

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2017

25

May

Anastasiya Scheglova Hot Shoot of the Day

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I’ve been missing out on this Anastasiya Scheglova girl…I mean I came across these pics, or just came, and thought…damn…girl in trendy hip pervert sex Harnesses, which is now a fashion itel…and with silly make-up on, for some hipster looking shit…is on some next level Russian sounding and looking quest to make the world a better place, like Putin, and Trump…only more for herself than Humanity, because girl just wants to show her great tits in shoots to get famous enough for an A-Lister.

It is the Russian way, along with waiting in line for rationed bread…

The iron curtain has been lifted….and the not famous, but still naked, but not in porn, even though anything is porn if you try hard enough…is magical…

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2017

25

May

Gillian Anderson as Marilyn Monroe of the Day

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I am zero into Gillian Anderson….I never thought Gillian Anderson was hot. I never watched the X Files. I also thought the nerds who thought she was hot were just undersexed perverts and they were..and I realize that those are probably the same people who visit the site…all 3 of you…

I also know that they are loyal….so I figure I’ll give them some Gillian Anderson Cosplay as Marilyn Monroe in whatever movie or TV show she is currently doing…because I know the kind of loyal to Gillian Anderson weirdo will and probably has already come to this….three times….it happens…

But for someone not into Gillian Anderson at her prime, I sure as hell am not into her now…and those hands are something out of the fucking X Files all alien corpses or some shit…that you’d want up in your shit…because as an old man prostate massages are your only orgasm.

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2017

25

May

Irina Shayk Mom Ass in Panty-Dress of the Day

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I know that this isn’t really erotic to most, a celebrity wife who is probably not even married, baby momma, who is probably just really strategic…at Cannes doing all the things her access and now higher profile in low level Swimsuit model, who happened to be one of the hottest models to me over the last 4-5 years of a career….which is why her panty outfit…all though typical, conservative for a whore…in a world filled with nipples…

But I find it wonderful…

I don’t know why…it’s dull, red carpet photos…nothing scanadalous here and the whole outfit looks like it’s holding her broken pussy back together…as some new moms need.

But I’m all about it…keep bringing me the Irina content…she represents hope, an inclusive world where Russia and America are friends…and all things good…like being hot enough to seduce rich men…a childhood dream of mine…but not really, rich men can be so annoying…and being rich takes work….so I’ll just stay on my couch…and watch it slowly disintegrate or morph into me…to become the first living couchman…

Dreams…we all have them, Irina Shayk is just better at making them happen due to uterus.

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2017

25

May

Bianca Balti’s Nipple on a Photoshoot of the Day

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Bianca Balti is some amazing looking Italian model who has done some Victoria’s Secret shit and who has done some other LINGERIE MODELING shit…and now she’s doing some bikini shit wherever the fuck she’s shooting…and she’s exposed her nipple…

As a model….she’s fucking old, she’s in her mid 30s and a mom and she hasn’t done Victoria’s Secret since 2005…

But she looks good, despite being in her mid 30s – it’s probably the Euro thing as we’ve all seen how fat moms of 2 in America look like…and the whole nipple thing is whatever as we live in a time where nipples are like shirts as they should be…and nipples don’t hold as much excitement when you know 2 babies latched on them…unless she’s more of the party model mom who doesn’t produce milk because she is on a cigarette diet…which in and of itself is pretty hot.

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2017

25

May

Kendall Jenner Bikinis in Cannes of the Day

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I really have nothing interesting to say about Kendall Jenner, because Kendall Jenner is nothing interesting.

Exploited from a really young age, but at least she went into fashion / life of luxury because she was tall and skinny enough…even though I’d be more into her sex tape…

She’s got 81 million followers on Istagram, which is absurd, not so absurd in the world population…and most of it being spam bots from Russia….but that shit is nuts, she’s not going anywhere even if we collectively unfollowed, there would still be 50 million people still there waiting for her next bikini pic…so we’re stuck with her…

You have to give the mom and Ryan Seacrest some credit, I mean what they created is so weird…yet so relevant..and seeing her in a bikini….so overrated…but still top of the shitty family…and for that we don’t necessarily celebrate her…but we can look at the bikini for attention….the way they want us to…because we are all mindless slaves to this shit…

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