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2017

20

Mar

Rachel Cook – Instagram Model Topless Shoot of the Day

Rachel Cook is some low level model – who I don’t think I’ve heard of and who isn’t Rachel Leigh Cook but who I would let cook my dick in her polluted oven until I was good and ready and had all the rich guy in LA herpes that clearly give them magic powers to make more money, fuck more aspiring models and down on their luck bitches, with little to no commitment or responsibility because it’s transactional, the girls are hired hands..

That’s not to say that Rachel Cook is that kind of opportunist, I mean, sure, she is using her actual name to benefit her career on the shoulders of the actual Rachel Cook..but she has the excuse that it’s her name going for her…

It’s to say that all girls who are in pictures, videos, or photos are egos who want to be famous and praised…and they will all do what it takes to make that happen…they think it’s work ethic….I think it’s positioning, laziness, but having a good time as long as you have no soul or you don’t stop to think about it too long…

Posted in:Rachel Cook

2017

20

Mar

Chuck Berry Sex Tape To Celebrate his Life of the Day

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Most of you faggots probably know Chuck Berry as the godfather or the forefather or the grandfather of rock and roll….with his Johnny Be Good song, because he was so bad…

But I know him from this rumored sex tape, as the creepy uncle, godfather, rockstar with too much money, who makes hookers kiss his asshole while he farts…or who pisses on them…because he pays them and why the fuck wouldn’t he….that’s part of being a sex worker for rich guys…you gotta do things you may not be into…just another day at the office shit…

I don’t know if this is actually him, but the fact that I see tribute posts linking this video makes me laugh…it’s like let’s boil down this iconic guitar player who innovated or at least that’s what they say…a generation or really the history of music…to some VHS tape of him pissing on some slut..

I love it.

RIP you 90 year old I assumed was dead in the 70s….who lived until this weekend pervert..

Posted in:Chuck Berry

2017

20

Mar

Spring Break in Texas and Other stepNEWS of the DAy

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Drunks of the Day

Customer VS Drive Through Window

Wendy’s Employee Beats a Customer

Naked Guy with a Boner VS Cops

Girl Jumps Out of Moving Bus..

Wall VS Biker

Man Attacks a Women with a Hammer in California for being Korean

Segway Driver in the Public Bathroom

Man and Bear Scare Each Other

Dude Livetreamed his Death in Tennessee

Vegas Brawl

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

20

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you’re dealing with a girl who just refuses to send you nudes, even though she knows the only thing you care about in this world is nudes, and you don’t want to tell her to fuck herself for not sending you nudes, because you fear being labeled a sexual predator, or sexual assaulter, you need to take the delicate and romantic approach of her being your soul mate, and that you don’t need her nudes because you Have already seen them all telepathically because you live through her….the one girl out of 1000 who is crazy enough to ever send you nudes will believe you and send you nudes. It’s really just a numbers game –

The reality is, 1 in 5 girls will just send you nudes for the sake of sending you nudes because girls like attention – feeling hot – are Exhibitionists – so maybe the telepathy trick to find the crazy bitch is just good to find the crazy bitch so don’t do it for the nudes, do it for the weird sexual encounter you will have in the hotel she meets you at…and don’t bring your wallet..it could be a set up..

Yes…this is all I could come up with over the weekend of St Patrick’s Day of fat Irish sluts day drunk and ready to choke on dicks..I know..

Here are some morning links….

Crazy Bitch of the Day
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How To Spot a Fake Cuban Cigar
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West Jet Almost Hits the Water in St Martaan
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Lighting 90,000 Matches
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Elle Fanning in a Sports Bra
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New Coming in America Movie To Be Made….
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Some Maxim Slut
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Mariah Carey for St Patrick’s Day
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Pornstars Respond to Awkward Questions
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Rooster Strut…
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2017

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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My life philosophy is one you should all live by…on St Patrick’s day like a bunch of trashy Irish, or any day of the week…and that is…

Less cunt in your personality….more cunt in your selfies..

Here are some stepLINKS for the weekend…click them…

Scar Jo is Banging Chris Evans
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Big Girl in a Swimsuit
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Lauren Conrad’s Got Money
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Amanda Seyfried Got Married to Her Husband / Baby Daddy After her Blowjob Pics Happened…James Corden is Such a Faggot…
CLICK HERE

A Lot of the Leaked Nudes…
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Lea Michele Slutty
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Nicole Scherzinger Haggard at a Night CLub
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American God’s Trailer
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Charlotte Mckinney Slutty Shoot
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J.Lo in a Slutty Dress…
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Kristen Bell – Cleavage in a Swimsuit
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Guess what Slut is Having a Birthday
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Bat Dogs – the ESPN Documentary on Bat Dogs…
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Some Chick Named Brianna Addolorato Topless on the BEach
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Olivia Holt – Slutty Shoot
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Abbey Clancy Nipples
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Coming to America – Sequel
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Gigi and Bella Hadid in NYC
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The Best Dialogue in Film
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Lena Dunham Troll Doesn’t Care What YOU Think About Her Body
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Unfunny Amy Schumer Blames Reddit and the Alt Right for her Shit Reviews
CLICK HERE

American Playboy Trailer
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This Dude is an Origamist
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360 View from NASA’s TEst Site
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Lego Tapes Makes Everythign Lego
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Top 5 Porsche Concept Cars
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Marion Cotillard Made a Baby
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CJ Franco – Tight Shirt
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Slutty and Amazing Cam Girls
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Drunk Girl Tries to Fist Herself
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MILFS on Springbreak
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Squirting Class is Hilarious
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Vintage Porn Trailer of the Day
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Girl Got Sprayed
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Couple Busted in the Elevator
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Hot Girl Pussy
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Dude Keeps His Girl in Line by Shooting at Her…
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Traumatizing the Teen Stripper
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Masturbating in a Dark Basement
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Hot Amateur of the Day
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Really Lame St Patrick’s Day Smut
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Afternoon tumblr Porn
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Jasmine Waltz – Sex Tape
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Slutty Girls on Webcam
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Beard Oil GETS HOT YOUNG BOOTY
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Anastasia Ashley VS Masturbating Monkey
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

17

Mar

Agent Provocateur Sugar Baby Bikinis with Lambos of the Day

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Agent Provocateur gets that the 90s are in. They also know that their audience is primarily instagram hookers who use their instagram to command higher weekend rates with the guys they “date”…for rent money…

They know that it’s the primary gift from rich married guys to their mistresses, or even rich guys in general to girls that are hot and sexy and worth paying for, because you get to be in charge and they won’t complain because you cater to their materialistic bullshit yet hot existence…it’s all transactional..

So they went into swimwear because sugar babies are more than just into fucking in hotel rooms, but also going to the beach or rocking out on the yacht…and this is their campaign with vintage 90s lambos that is actually styled and exactly what I’d want..

Posted in:Agent Provocateur|SFW

2017

17

Mar

Hailey Badlwin Stupid Dance of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is the most irrelevant of the group of “it girls” who aren’t actually “it girls” but who the fashion industry and advertising industry are presenting to us as “It girls”…so that they have puppets who aren’t money motivated, with big following, to sell bullshit product to their retard groupie followers…despite not being hot, talented, interesting, or compelling in any way…it’s just fluffy nonsense, candy coated dog shit really, and their all lucky they are rich kids because without their parents money / fame / whatever – they’d be nothing but cokesluts working bottle service…like most sluts I know…

That said, I decided to check in with Hailey Baldwin to get a sense of her life, existence, the content she puts out there…and it’s not worth jerking off to, but she is eating pizza and dancing – which I can assume is porn to some of you…I just prefer my porn to involve creampies…not PIZZA PIES…

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW|Videos

2017

17

Mar

Amanda Holden Nipple of the Day

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Amanda Holden is not Amanda Seyfried…and she didn’t release pics of her sucking off the Mac Guy…a few days after marrying her baby daddy that she’s been knocked up by for the last few months….

But she’s also a slut, egotistical, narcissistic, out there trying to be famous because famous is in – an she’s doing it with intentional nip slips…

My kind of girl…even though I don’t know who the fuck she is…

Posted in:Amanda Holden

2017

17

Mar

Arianny Celeste in a Shitting Stance of the Day

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Arianny Celeste jacked up her face like a low level vegas hooker – we can assume she was before Dana White sold her on a dream, prior to UFC becoming huge, making her the OG, den mother slutty half naked ring girl…something that led to her having a massive audience and enough money to continue jacking up her body with plastic surgery or cosmetic procedures…like this….new face who this…hustle…

I posted her IN A SLUTTY SHOOT SHOWING NIPPLE CLICK HERE

And today I am posting her in the shitting stance..because I like targeting the kind of retard dude into UFC…they seem easily entertained and I’m trying to grow traffic here…

Posted in:Arianny Celeste|SFW

2017

17

Mar

Paige Elkington Shoot in the Church of the Day

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Paige Elkington is a girl I follow on social media – and I find her very hot ….

I didn’t really know who she was until stalking one of her friends….feeling compelled to google her and her Twin Peaks fetish and it turns out that she’s hot, possibly interesting, even if she seems like she’s trying hard….but in a terrible turn of events, that is probably great for her, but disappointing to anyone with tastes….shes’ dating one of the dudes from Maroon 5…the worst fucking band that rapes my brain of pretty much all time…

At least it’s not Adam Levine but rather some other dude making millions off that annoying music…and dude really deserves the money because having to listen to Adam Levine sing his girlie sounding songs – while sharing tour buses and backstage with him – must be so fucking awful dude deserves the millions upon millions…you couldn’t pay me enough to be in the room with the dude for more than 10 minutes…and this guy records albums and travels the world with him….the things people do for cash…cash that helps get girls like this….Paige…because lets face it…she doesn’t fuck poor dudes…

Here are her pics of her looking hot because she’s hot…