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2017

23

Feb

Yasmin Wijnaldum Model Nipple in a Tank Top of the Day

Yasmin Wijnaldum is some 18 year old model…..who is from the Netherlands and has some ethnically ambigious shit going on with her….and she’s in i-D magazine in a see through tank top showing some nipple…which is magical to those of you who like big massive black nipples on underdeveloped tits of 18 year olds…tall enough to move into that model dream life every 18 year old seems to have because they don’t care about substance or meaning, they care about money, fans and likes…they’ll fucking escort before taking on a real job or actually trying to do something of value or purpose in the world…but then again…prositution is the oldest profession, women been using their pussy for monetization forever…and anything a woman does…even working as a high paid lower…is some level of prostitution….right?

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2017

23

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was talking to someone the other day – who was a pretty successful person…and they said that the reason they are good at what they do is because they get obsessed. They find an interest, or a challenge and they being addicted to figuring out how to win, how to get what they want out of the situation, and how to be an expert in the situation….

I looked to myself to try to relate, because despite being an addict, I never really cared about being good or an expert at anything…so I said…yeah, I only do that with drinking….and after looking at my phone a few hours later, only to see on my instagram messages / facebook messages – all being read by Zuckerberg and Trump……and on my tinder and text messages…twitter and fucking any other device, even fucking notes to girls in coffee shops and smoke signals when out in nature…and every singe one says something about nudes….

“send nudes”….”show me your vagina, I don’t care if you’re on your period”…..”let me see your butthole after you shit before you wipe or not – I don’t care as long as there is butthole”….you know cuz 15 years of nudes selfies makes a man dig into more disgusting places…..and I guess I found my addiction, my habit, my obsession, what I’m trying to be an expert at….only unlike becoming good at making money….getting nudes has too many things working against you…like the chick you’re talking to will always say no…because you’re disgusting…so maybe…the goal of tonight is to not ask for nudes, but to ask bitches for money….I’ll probably be better off borrowing 20 bucks from them via paypal than spending that time trying to see their pussy….

New strategy, glad you’re a part of it…

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Russian Bitch Who Risks Her Life for you to Jerk Off to Her
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Joanna Krupa – old Tired Cleavage
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Chris Brown Likes Hitting Women
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Katy Perry – Blonde and BOTOX
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Mandy Moore in a Bathing Suit in 47 Meters Down – a Mandy Moore Horror Movie….Trailer….with her in a Bathing Suit…
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Abbey Clancy…in an Orange Dress
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Bella Hadid Panties
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Charlotte Ayanna – Naked in a Movie
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Helicopter Pilot Asks Trucker for Directions
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Little Kid Sneaks Up to a Cow….Fails
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Bella Thorne in a Bikini
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Guy Will Eat a Pic of Jason Segel Every Day Until Segel Eats One of Him
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Edita Vilkeviciute is Topless on the Beach
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Amy Adams in LA Looking Like a Fucking Monster
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Cuba’s Flying Pizza
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Anthony Borudain Fucks Younger Women
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Heavy Metal on a Sitar
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Some Exclusive Rick and Morty Unreleased Song
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Hollywood’s Science Hotline
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Kim K has a new sex tape
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Hot Norwegian Model
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Vanessa White – See Through Dress
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Lea MIchele – Dick in a Bathing Suit
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Celine Dion – Erotica
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Michael Fastbender is the Next James Bond…
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Lizard Waves to his Human
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Malin Akerman Naked for Ambercrombie and Fitch….
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Nick Cannon Named His New Baby Mariah – Cuz She’s Paying for the Fucker
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The Best Way to Get Banned from the Mall for Life
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Hot Amateur in the SHower
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Fat Chicks Thinks COCK Is a Piece of Pie
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Porno Train Wreck of the Year
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2017

22

Feb

Bella Hadid’s Panty Flash of the Day

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Bella Hadid wore panties – which is too bad because we can’t see how banged out she was left after the Weeknd left her for Selena Gomez….maybe she’s just too classy to be sprawled out getting out of the car like a fame whore…you know too rich and famous to bother putting it all out there…but you’d assume she have the daddy issues and rich girl seeking attention issues to do better than this…I mean those white panties aren’t even piss or cum stained….like what is this manufactured bullshit…like she knew the paparazzi would be there waiting…it’d be so upsetting if I gave a fuck about Bella Hadid or her fame whoring, or fake modeling career, that is so manufactured and nonsense…but she doesn’t know that because she’s a brat and that’s how being entitled and rich works….it all works out….

She posted her nipples on Instagram – because instagram allows nipples when you’re famous….but when you’re me – you’re a pornographer…

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2017

22

Feb

Malin Akerman Nude in Ambercrombie of the Day

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Malin Akerman did some nude photoshoot in 2003 for Ambercromie…with the dude from 50 Shades of Grey and I had no idea this existed, or that Abercrombie made nude magazines, I thought the owner was a homo who only liked rent boys in his store to fuck like most creeper business owners with a hot staff…

I didn’t listen to the conversation with Seth Rogan about it – See above video – but I did stare at the pics that were posted in the forum….

These are old, she is young and amazing…..and this is like softcore porn to sell sweat pants…unless this is for something other than Abercrombie…I mean who the fuck cares…the pics happened and a young version of a girl you’d still fuck..is always a good thing.

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2017

22

Feb

Ireland Baldwin in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is the big headed, big breasted, big girl, who wanted to be a model, who went from being a young beachy entitled rich kid, something real popular on instagram, to some dark, depressive, rehab attending lesbian….and I’d say it’s been nice watching her grow up from the little girl Alec Baldwin shat on when he was going through his divorce, like the tyrant he is…to the busty girl in a one piece while she drinks her feelings as her cousin…..stole her fucking dream…

But Ireland’s still trying….by not trying at all..I’m blocked on all her social media…because she hates me and that works for me…

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2017

22

Feb

Lauren Bonner Nude Model for Some Random Bullshit of the Day

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Her name is Lauren Bonner…great name…that I am sure she was never teased about having….

She’s got a huge 8,000 followers because she doesn’t exist…that’s why she gets naked in the first place…it’s the hustle….

She also wants you to know that she’s not a loser on INSTAGRAM with her 8,000 followers…she’s actually trying to rebuild with the 3,500 pics…cuz her bio is her most important statement that is “My account 50k LAURENBONNER101 was deactivated”….probably for being all fake followers…good to see she knows what’s important…

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2017

22

Feb

Ariel Winter in a See Through Trashy Dress of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a pig who gets way too much press…but she’s on TV and thus important…and that’s all that matters in this flimsy world we live in. The social media, being as famous as you can because fame is all that matters, and people will love you as long as other people love you, and people will think you’re hot as long as other people think you’re hot, because of your tits…may not be hot, but they’ve been rebuilt alright – but the rest of you is still pretty monstrous…

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This is for some Young Hollywood event….and some other bitch named DOVE CAMERON who I guess is Young Hollywood was there…

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Victoria Justice was There….

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Back to Ariel Winter….here she is hiding her face…because she’s a monster…

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2017

22

Feb

Fergie in Latex Fetish Gear of the Day

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Fergie posted a video of her in a fetish gear outfit because she’s a mom…who was once a crack or meth addict after being a child star before being a Black Eyed Pea…

I used to laugh at her hard face, but Fergie is wonderful….and not a man, she’s just a strong woman and my highlight Fergie story is that I drunkenly held hands with her at an event I snuck into once…and I felt like our soul connected…I bet she was thinking about that moment, our energy….when she got knocked up many years later…because that kind of love is for life…and that was the proof I needed that she had a uterus…making me feel better about staring at her ass…without her face…still fit and juicy…and lovely…because it’s probably photoshopped or a body double but I’ll still stare…I just wish this was the 90s, she was still on meth and broke and looking for 20 dollars to get through another night – so that I had a Fergie was a hooker story….but I don’t…

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2017

22

Feb

Drag Queen Lea Michele in a Bikini Tucked In of the Day

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Lea Michele must be using a little double sided tape, or maybe she’s the kind of tranny who likes to stuff her cock right up her ass to feel like she’s actually fucking herself, because she’s in a bathing suit, one of the more daring outfits something with a penis would ever attempt to wear. She’s bold. She’s fearless. She makes things happen….

Last night I was at an asian spot for food, it’s all I can really afford and the waitress called peanut butter sauce, penis butter sauce, which to me, and my childish mind was the best thing ever….I made her say it over and over and over and over and she never caught on…it old tables next to me to ask her what the sauce was called and she’d say “Penis sauce”….she must have known she was saying Penis sauce and fucking with us…you know being all sneaky and asian about i…but maybe she really thinks it’s called penis sauce….which is a bit of coincidence….because that’s Lea Michelle’s nickname …after she jerks off on her boyfriends face.

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2017

22

Feb

Karlie Kloss in a Slutty Dress of the Day

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I guess Taylor Swift let her real life Barbie Doll that she cultivated and plays dress up with and who is on call for Taylor Swift’s needs…because she had no childhood and now is richer than god…and some evil rich people create labs to create Robots to take over the world..this rich freak buys models to pretend to be her friend…but in order to keep things higher profile….she allows her to still work, because Taylor Swift can’t be seen with a normal…who isnt’ a model….I just wonder if Taylor Swift dresses her because when you soul your soul to the devil to increase your profile and reap the rewards of being her right hand…you gotta do what the crazy tyrant boss says….

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