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2017

14

Mar

Nicki Minaj Stink Face Gully Jamaican Dance of the Day

If you’re wondering what Nicki Minaj has been up to since performing with Drake in France wearing some latex outfit…and I know you’re wondering….so much that you come to DrunkenStepfather.com to find out about it…instead of going to her instagram I ripped the video off of…because I find her an interesting concept, not so much an interesting personality, but the idea of a fabricated popstar becoming a “hip hop” star is beyond weird to me…but people like followers and Nicki likes connected with the black people…that’s why she makes her gully Jamaican stink face dance video….

But we all know the real Nicki is more into Celine Dion….and the whole black thing is a bullshit act.

Here are the pics of her showing off her big old tits she’s paid a lot of money for..

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2017

14

Mar

Britney Spears Bikini Beach of the Day

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This is a Britney Spears video she posted to her social media – of her on the beach in a bikini – doing some “I’m a save for you” dance move that has been pounded into her brain so many times from her dance instructors, that it’s really all the she knows, and anytime she gets out of bed…she’d does this…..

My favorite thing about this video, other than it being Britney Spears, the puppet that keeps earning for her family because they figure out how to legally enslave her…which is pretty fucking hot to me…..is that this isn’t the first take…if you look at the Sand, you will see that she did it before, in an ‘oops I did it again for the camera”….typical Britney Behavior….that I can jerk off to….because I know that part of her earnings go to K-Fed and that alone inspires me to find a Britney of my Own…

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2017

14

Mar

Girl Drinks Corona the Right Way of the DAy

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This Corona Girl is the ultimate in good times, especially this very critical time of year, where college coeds everywhere are on Spring Break, heading to Cancun and similar places, to get fucking wasted because it’s legal to drink there, but more importantly to get gangbanged by all the bros and frat boys from colleges everywhere who are also in the same hotel or spot…it’s like a pile of good times…let’s get herpes before we settle down and get married…being LIT as fuck….after drinking Coronas all day and doing Molly and Blow off cock all night…all while listening to shitty EDM in a bikini at a Foam party…or some shit…

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2017

14

Mar

Carola Remer for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Carola Remer is pretty old for a model, pushing in at 25 years old, which as anyone would know means it’s retirement time for a rich guy or to move into porn…

She’s German, which means that her relatives or ancestors were Nazis, and that doesn’t make her a Jewish killer, but I like to outline these important facts….when talking about Germans, the fact that she’s possibly genetically modified due to some hitler campaign to create a master race….and the only other things I know about Germans are they like beer…and Scat Fetish porn…oh and Volkswagens…

She’s in Agent Provocateur, very important lingerie for the sugar babies of the world who happen to be everywhere and who think that 1500 dollar lingerie sets make their pussies more valuable, expensive and worth of rich cock that pays their rent…

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2017

14

Mar

Natalie Biehl Slutty Shoot of the Day

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Natalie Biehl is an aspiring instagram model, not even an instagram model yet, but working on it…getting those free topless and nude shoots out there, because it’s how you get noticed, but like anything, if everyone is posting or posing topless or naked all the time, how does one stand out from the crowd….sure, seeing every single girl topless or naked is exciting and amazing to perverts like me, some of these aspiring instagram models are waitresses and coffee shop workers…or even retail whores…it’s like find out their name and see their pubic hair stylings…all in the name of getting ahead, or is it doing what everyone else is doing, creating new social norms…like how Nazis thought it was ok to kill all the jews, because they were all in on it…only the naked young girl version…and as an old timer…I can appreciate every single nude as the gift that it is….as it speaks to my fucking soul…because I remember a world where nudes were hard to come by….and now they are everywhere…we are swimming in the shit…..and I don’t know how to swim…but I do like tits.

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2017

14

Mar

Josehphine Skriver for some Jewelry Company of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is another one of these Victoria’s Secret girls – who gets all the work thanks to Victoria’s Secret being a stamp of approval on models. They decide who the next girls to make a million dollars a year are. At least the girls who aren’t already rich kids and exploited from a young age by their rich and terrible parents….

This one is an import from Europe, possibly created in a lab funded by Victoria’s Secret in their first attempt to genetically modify their models….like some amazing sci/fi….and now she’s doing all kinds of work like this jewelry campaign…that’s hardly erotic but that happened…and that’s good enough for low standard me….

If you’re into it, they also did an interview with her…

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2017

14

Mar

Taylor Hill for POP Magazine of the DAy

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Taylor Hill has been a Victoria’s Secret girl for 2 years and she’s only 21….what a fucking slacker, when I was 21 I was running a multi million dollar business…or I would have been if I hadn’t taken up drinking all day everyday with my welfare check money…so maybe she’s not a fucking slacker…even though modelling is a pretty lame, boring, repetitive hustle….but at least she’s out there getting paid…

The most interesting thing about her is that she’s American, in an era where Americans are all fat and disgusting….

The other interesting thing about her is that she was found by an agent / photographer when she was 14 years old…meaning she’s got stage parents who sell her out to the industry and I guess they made the right choice…and more importantly…that there are creeper “photographer / agents” out there recruiting 14 year olds…which I guess was smart for him because he’s now getting paid but stilll…almost as gross as the creepy exploitative brand with their made in China sweatshop products and other girls they’ve exploited over the years….

But I guess no one views it as exploitative since they all get paid and money makes the world go round….not to mention, working for VS means press, and hustle, as they need her to be famous in and of herself to keep the profile of what they do and sell up….

She’s in POP magazine, I like this shoot…because of the sharks and she looks good enough to me…keep staring..

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Hill

2017

14

Mar

I Think Lea Michele Flashed Panty or Boxers on Snapchat of the Day

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I rip into Lea Michele for being a dude – all because she’s got a bit of a big nose troll face…that makes me think she’s either got a tail, or a cock, or both, because I am an asshole who doesn’t believe that average at best looking girls should be on TV, even if they are playing the average looking girl…but rather than hot chicks should play the average looking girl in order to perpetuate this idea to other girls that they are ugly because an insecure girl is a good girl to fuck, date, control, and own…..the kind of girl who doesn’t need to have the right to vote because she knows that women are nothing without the men who puppetmaster them….

But girls like Lea Michele come along…and sure, she’s got a voice, that could make a good voice over soundtrack for the pretty girls to lip sync to, but instead they cast her making every girl cuter than her think “if Lea Michele Exists, well I can To”…fast forward to facebook / instagram / youtube and all these basic bitches producing content…the fucking worst…

THAT SAID…she’s probably not a dude, but it would explain her adam’s apple…and she could be a dude because that’s how weird stage parents are “we have more chance of good if he’s a chick”…and I guess in this gender bending world…of it and THEY…gender doens’t matter at all….we are all god’s people..

Here she is perpetuating her LIE…

A post shared by Lea Michele (@leamichele) on Mar 8, 2017 at 11:51am PST

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2017

14

Mar

Lizzy Cundy Brings a Disgusting Nipple Slip of the DAy

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I have heard the name Lizzy Cundy – because I remember it – in a life where I remember very fucking little…and I think it has to do with it making me think of cunt…

Cunt she would probably show, because she’s a tabloid pile of shit from the UK, who takes every opportunity she gets to put out her smut…..that really isn’t hot smut, it’s kind vile disgusting trashy blue collar smut you’d expect to find in a ghetto hair salon attached to the gas station and diner that doubles as a brothel in some small UK town….but then again maybe this is classy…maybe this is what the royal family is like…and behind their pompous accents is just a bunch of ridiculous sized fake tits being pulled out for the paparazzi to perpetuate their empire’s rule…colonialist tit…

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2017

14

Mar

Charlotte Carey for Mate the Label of the Day

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If Drew Carey and Jim Carey got together with Mariah Carey in some threesome gangbang where all their DNA merges into some superhero monster – they probably would not make a a Charlotte Carey….but that doesn’t matter to her because she’s doing it on her on…making it on her on…getting audience on her own…showing her tits and nipples and bush on her own…and she may only have 33,000 followers, but she probably cherishes every last one of them, because she knows with their help and her willingness to get nude – she will hit 100,000 followers..and can finally make money at this shit….you know to stand out amongst every single other girl out there doing the exact same thing because they think they are hot – because they are hot because they are girls and even the gross ones are good to imagine eating out….

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