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2017

16

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

You can never be too rich, too good looking, too successful, too happy, too busty, too funny, too generous, too nice to be around…..

And most importantly, your pussy can never be too hairy….

I am a feminist when it comes to pussy hair, I want it all, huge pussy hair, everywhere, busting out of ever corner of the pussy and the panties that may cover it….

I am not a feminist when it comes to wearing a tank top in a Chinese restaurant where you talk about being a feminist…with your hands over your head like you’re an obese man kicking it on a porch, when you’re really just a self involved cunt trying to get people around you to notice you, hear you, and celebrate how edgy you are cuz you don’t shave your armpits…

But if you were to do that with your pussy hair, all over the table…baby, and you know feminists love being called baby….I’d be all over that…because pussy hair….you just can’t have too much of it…even if you’re ethnic, from a hairy ethnicity and shit goes halfway down your thigh…I’m into it…

That said, pussy hair…and while you grow that out…here are some stepLINKS…

Bijou Philips – May Die – Scientology Can Save Her….
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Brad Cooper and Pregnant Irina
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Phoebe Price Tits
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The Next American Horror Story Will be About the Election
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Kim Kardashian Sheer Top in Manhattan
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Scar Jo Covers a magazine
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Jessica Biel at Some Fashion Bullshit
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Ivanka Trump Eye Bangs Justin Trudeau
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Amanda Seyfried Pregnant in the Parking Lot
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The Weeknd Disses Bieber’s Sex Skills on Selena Gomez
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Amanda Knox was Gay for the Stay
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Rat Cow Tries Too Fucking Hard – It’s a Fucking Joke….
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Ozzy Man Reviews Ping Pong…
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Nick Offerman’s Workshop for This Old House…
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Sara Underwood Bare Ass for Valentines Day
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Christie Brinkley Legs….and Tits…
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Some Elle King was High at the Grammys
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Paris Jackson – Has Nipples
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Lena Dunham Defending Taylor Swift is One of the More Boring Reads of the Day
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One Man Band Playing Rush
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The Best Porsche Sounds
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Carlos Santana Thinks Beyonce Sucks
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Jing Tian – Great Wall Premiere Tits
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keke palmer See through
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Sam Hoopes Nipples
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Cop in a Snowball Fight
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Kelly Ripa Hates Regis
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Rachel Cook – Shitty Catalog Pics
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Crazy Daredevil Walks on Cranes…
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A Man and His Whip
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Aggressive Honda Driver
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Lohan in Leather Pants
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Karlie Kloss in Yellow Face
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Brooke Burke Milf in a Bikini….
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Friends Share a Dude
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Some Hot Naked Chick name Mila
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Some Big Boobs in the Bath
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Brittney White Big Black Tits
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Golden Japanese Big Tit Weirdness
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Hot Naked Hipster
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Huge Fucking Tits Bouncing
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

16

Feb

Irina Shayk’s Dressed Like a Man for Vogue Russia of the Day

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IRINA SHAYK AND BRAD COOPER WERE ON THE BEACH IN MALIBU ….but the highlight picture is her picking her pregnant ass that I can assume is bothering her fat pregnant soon to be destroyed body….maybe because she’s actually eating food now, she can let loose and fatten up…or maybe it’s hemorrhoids…or a bad wipe…it could be that he just fucks her ass because it reminds him of his gay years…and they don’t want the dick to pound against little baby retirement plan’s head…WHO KNOWS….

What I do know is that I don’t have a pregnancy fetish, I find it vile, disgusting, not human even if it is the basis and foundation of humanity….not all moms are unfuckable after the pregnancy, their pussies get sewn back together so not necessarily as easy to fist as you’d want when fucking a mom…but they are still moms, with kids, burdens Irina’s staff will handle..

She was one of the hottest, plastic surgery ridden Russians…making it in America through sex work…high end sex work…and who knows where she will go from here…other than the bank…

Here she is in some Vogue Russia shoot dressed like a dude for you closet cases…

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2017

16

Feb

Charlotte McKinney Picking Her Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is really committed to showing people that she’s more than just a set of big sloppy tits on a small frame – thanks to genetics, hormones in the food, growing up in Florida…while her dad was a tax evader in the Bahamas….and the tits are massive, usually due to implants, and these could be implants, just the sloppiest fucking implants ever, not that you can tell from these pics..because she’s on this kick for diversity…to show the world that her tits that barely made her famous, as no one actually cares about her, aren’t all she has to offer…she also has places you can fuck….like assholes and vaginas…and rich guys are into it…so you should be too…..

It doesn’t really take away from her average at best face, and is a reminder that she is really just a set of tits in a world where people are obsessed with tits…which allows her to exist in this world…sexualizing herself…..for low level fame…like most girls, even the ones who pretend to be feminists do…

All this to say…I don’t really know what Charlotte McKinney is or trying to be…but I’ll post any ass picking pics…

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2017

16

Feb

Bella Hadid Topless of the Day

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Very Important Bella Hadid and her ugly troll face…that is celebrated as being a model…because the industry is a fucking lie…they are just a bunch of insecure idiots who try hard to be exclusive and cool…which in and of itself is not exclusive or cool…but that’s just the way the Fashion industry is…the people who get into it are just a bunch of groupies, underpaid…but with access to fancy events where they can feel important at…even if they are insignificant…

So the second they see a bitch with millions of followers, while they want millions of followers, so that they don’t have to be low level PR people or media buyers or whatever the fuck is casting this bitch in their shoots…only because she’s got a rich family, a famous sister, a marketing team that has pretended they are important…and the fucking industry perpetuates them….

The only I like about her is that I know one day she will die…I’ve said that about Beyonce and other people…and it’s true…

I hate this young “it” people movement…it’s like something the Kardashians shat out….these people are fucking garbage…remember that…no matter how much money they make…or who participates in their nonsense…

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2017

16

Feb

Alexis Ren in Bikinis of the Day

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Alexis Ren is a scammy instagram model who isn’t that hot, but has a great thin body, is in a bikini and on the beach in great settings, she has a fake boyfriend she is scamming with, who pretends to be all masculine and in love with her, like a romance novel cover, and people buy into the dream, because of their own empty lives, and it’s clever tactics for such young egos trying to find their hook…

She’s part of an old story…Blue Lagoon and she’s Brooke Shields…giving a lot of really depressing people with no taste, no concept of quality, who follow her because she’s living the dream in a bikini – and it makes no sense to me….yet it is happening, she’s making a million a year…off nothing…really nothing…

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

16

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Erotica Set to a Mother Teresa Quote – Weird – of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan posted this picture of her tits…in lingerie set to a Mother Teresa Quote:

“If you judge people, you have no time to love them. Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier. Be faithful in small things because it is in them that strength lies.” -Mother Teresa

I find that really fucking weird behavior, disturbing even…not because I am a religious man, not because I believe in Jesus, or even because I think that this picture is that bad, or non-catholic…but I wonder if Mother Teresa was thinking of Lindsay Lohan ever in her career as the Saint she became – saving dying children…which I guess Lohan can relate to thanks to no childhood, being exploited by her parents and the AIDS….but Lohan would make it about herself…to perpetuate some bullshit agenda…and she’s crazy so it makes sense…

What makes more sense is staring at her tits.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

16

Feb

Mariah Carey is So Fucking Weird of the Day

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Mariah Carey is so fucking weird….

She put out these Bathtub pics of herself….with her massive tits out -because she knows that her tits are her friends…her singing voice got her here but the tits are keeping her around in a world that love tits….

But I just think this is further proof of how crazy she is, memories of the pre-baby making break down she had, because having this kind of money and people coddling her, her narcissism, her ego, everything….then giving her access to her social media….makes for some real weirdness…and I like weird.

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2017

16

Feb

Josephine Skriver in a Bikini of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a robot, or a mutant, or a genetically modified human thanks to a billion dollar company investing in a Gay Biologist’s narcissistic quest to make the perfect woman out of his DNA…in a country where that kind of thing was legal..it is good for business…create the model, own the model, instead of using a model they find in some country…this one is great..they may have even made her without menstrual function – so she can work 30 days a month…awesome science….

You probably don’t care about Josephine Skriver, or know her story, you are more into her tits…or body, which is great…and being rented to some other bikini company by VS, because you need to recoup your investment on creating her in the lab with her gay father….

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2017

16

Feb

Selena Gomez Getting Fucked Proper Nipple of the Day

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Selena Gomez got out of Rehab all refreshed, linked up with her boyfriend The Weeknd, who she was probably with before being crazy, something I believe because his Photographer, someone who shot for stepGIRLS…TRUE STORY…CANADA!! has been traveling with her for the last 6 months of the tour before the breakdown…that probably wasn’t even a breakdown…but had to be packaged as a break down to get insurance to cover the shows she cancelled…who cares…

She’s thinner, her face looks fixed up and filled up, she looks refreshed, and all it too was a big dick slamming the fuck out of her while singing love songs….and her nipple hard and ready to be sucked by her man….

My favorite thing about these celebrity relationships is that they all cheat on each other – because there is just too much pussy available for you to fuck…and it’s hard to turn down hot pussy that’s less annoying than broken Selena Gomez, who’s really just good for marketing, so you gotta keep her around….all these psychos…

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2017

16

Feb

Berit Birkeland Nipple of the Day

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I don’t know if she’s a model, or just a girl who is willing to get on camera naked because it feels good for her self worth, in an otherwise depressing and unfulfilled way, as the general public are looking for audience and fans…even for doing nothing much…

But I do know that she’s lovely as fuck and as long as she is on her quest to model or act or get naked for photographers…I am willing to show my support and stare.

Because when you look at things like Sports Illustrated, I prefer low level girls trying to get out there as models than girls who are trying to be models, who call themselves models, but don’t make money…because the ones with the egos are fucking annoying, ugly, and commercial…basic and lame…while the ones out there trying are showing tits for free….I appreciate that…

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