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2023

04

Oct

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

I am a fat shamer by nature, despite being fat. It’s like a self hating person of any ethnicity or socio economic class, or gender, or sexuality…..you have first hand experience in understanding how fucking vile, disgusting and ugly it is. You know what it takes to be fat, what it takes to be not fat, and what level of self hate it takes to get fat. You know what level of delusion it takes to pretend you look good, to act like you’re hot, or to wear skimpy outfits like you’re not a fat fuck.

You know that dudes fuck anything, that fat fetishes may exist, but that’s usually a testament to the guy fucking the fatty because it’s all he’s got access to fuck…so when he says how hot the fattie is, he’s just gaming them into thinking they aren’t gross, like how the big brands do plus sized hotgirl clothing, it’s all just manipulation of a weak fat girl mind, you know unable to control food intake, unable to control spending, unable to control not fucking anyone who gives them attention…

As a self hating fat fuck, I am committed to fat shaming, because fat is gross and puts a strain on our society when they try to normalize it….

Sho here are some big girls for inclusivity.

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2023

03

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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In a world where there’s a percentage of people who have demons in their brains and are living in the simulation full heartedly, totally accepting whatever is being fed to them, running with the narrative…..a lot of the transgender LGBTQ++ weirdos who want their rights, when having their rights, but don’t want to include other people, because inclusivity is an exclusive club….when you’re a full of shit idiot….

In that part of the woke libtard inclusivity unless you disagree with us, in which case die world, which I don’t think is a huge percentage of the actual population, because I still see hot chicks with hot tits in braless shirts and little bike shorts, the transgenders, which I just saw two of, with different people who are willing to hang out with them despite their life choices, are literal fat dudes who grew out their hair, dyed it some shade of pink, cosplaying as a girl in plus sized girls clothes, faking it til they make it not realizing they will never make it since they were born dude as hard as they can….

So the embarassingly obvious fat dude with long hair, cuz the estrogen’s not working hard enough, who clearly plays too many video games, or read too many comics, or watched too much anime, now living like a woman, so they can use the women’s bathroom, is such a heavy lifting, high maintenance strategy to get laid.

That’s gotta be the motivation, getting laid while being unfuckable, all while being so annoying to be around!

Here are some stepLINKS….which are unfuckable and annoying to be around~

Paige Spiranac Teaches Golf Moves
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Livvy Dunne Celebrates her 21st Birthday
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Insane Big Cleavage
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Lacey Jane Brown’s Offensive Shirt Covering her Big Tits
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Cardi B in the Kitchen
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Kim Kardashian in a Skimpy Bikini Top
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Madisyn Shipman – Child Star Turned Playboy Model
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J.Lo Cameltoe
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Alessandra Ambrosio Celebrates in Ibiza!
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Travis Kelce Called Mr Pfizer by Rodgers
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Hateful People
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Veiled and Tattooed by the Sea!
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10 Items From Tana Mongeau’s Amazon Wishlist!
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s Risky Look
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Team Owner Gracie Hunt’s Game Day Outfit
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HOLY LOOOOL BATMAN!
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The Taylor Swift Jets Conspiracy
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20 + People Definitely Having A Shittier Day Than You
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Hailee Steinfeld Supporting her NFL Man
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Tana Mongeau and Sky Bri Do a Slutty Photoshoot
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Taking A Look At The Largest Tesla Coil In The World
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Times When Brakes Failed In Motorsports
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Sara Sampaio is a Vision in White!
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30 Hilarious Wedding Announcements
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Kitten Helps Woman With Knitting
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Kimberley Garner in a Red Bikini!
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Ashanti’s Bedazzled on a Boat!
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Instagram Of The Day: FEDERICAMORELLO
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Wedding In Iraq Leaves More Than 90 Dead After Venue Catches Fire
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The Best Skier in History Mikaela Shiffrin Also Sings!
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Racer Runs Out Of Fuel In His Car, Pushes It To The Finish Line
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Demi Moore Hits Fashion Week!
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30+ Sexy ‘Rear View’ Photos
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Lindsey Pelas Takes a Dip!
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5 Top Rated Hair Accessories For a Better Mane!
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Construction Fails That Are Sure To Leave You In Fits Of Laughter
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Fighting Mondays #317
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Hit And Run Super FAIL
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Rolex With A Broken Sapphire Gets Repaired
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Jennifer Lopez Spread Legs During Exercise!
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Three Huge Parasites Come Out Of A Praying Mantis
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Amazing Vintage Photos From The 70’s (19 pics)
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A Set Of Crazy Incidents From All Over The Internet
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Sammy Hanratty in Skimpy Bikini and Other Celebrity Girls: The Steamy Social Media Roundup
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Insurance Scam Fails Caught On Dashcam
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Olivia McTaggart is a New Zealand Pole Vaulter!
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Electrocuted And Shot
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Sexy Brazilian Models … Full Show !
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Amon-Ra St Brown’s Response to Packers Fan Who Gave Him the Finger!
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Piano Player Who Was Wronged Gets Avenged
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AnnaLynne McCord’s Bootylicious Display in a Red Bikini Leaves Us Speechless!
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If You Know Your Plane Is Going To Crash…
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20 Beauty Asian Girls
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Overweight Guy Beats Muscular People At The Beach
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Kylie Jenner’s Scandalously Low-Cut Dress: A Boob-licious Sensation at Paris Fashion Week!
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Penguins Fan Caught Being Lewd!
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Kimberley Garner – The Creator premiere in London
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Josie Canseco – Going to the Melrose Room in Los Angeles
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Shailene Woodley – Loewe Ready To Wear show at Paris Fashion Week
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Sabrina Carpenter – Feeling her tit at La Maison du Caviar restaurant in Paris
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Natalie Alyn Lind – 15th Annual Haunted Hayride in Los Angeles
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Lucy Hale – Elie Saab Womenswear show Paris Fashion Week
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Loren Gray – THOT at the Zodiac Ball at The Houdini Estate in Los Angeles
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Hailey Baldwin Bieber – Party at Voltaire in Paris
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Irina Shayk – Leaving Hotel Costes in Paris
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Bella Thorne – Not able to button her pants for her No-Show/Clothed Porn Empire
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Elle Fanning – Alexander McQueen show during Paris Fashion Week
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Barbara Palvin – Andreas Kronthaler for Vivienne Westwood show in Paris
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Dakota Fanning – Grand Opening of Sphere and U2:UV Achtung Baby shows
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Daniela Melchior – Elie Saab Womenswear show Paris Fashion Week
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Florence Pugh – The Business of Fashion 500 Class of 2023 in Paris
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Getting In There Good
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Sarah Arabic is a Professional MILF!
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Just Swimming (GIF)
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Scandal Alert: Stella Hudgens Bares All – Topless, Thong, and Ass on Full Display! (NSFW)
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Fight Night
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She agreed to have anal sex if he promised to take it slow
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Perfect Body
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Regretful 18-year-old Prostitute
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Freak on a Freaky Toy Getting Freaky!
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Bouncing on a Suction Dildo!
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Great nudity in Deliver Us (2023)
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Valery Ponce Masturbating in the Jungle!
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Skating With IRISQ
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Random Shits Of The Week
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Wicked Blonde Sends Out Some Cool Snaps
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Love Them Gabbie Boobs (GIF)
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Susanna Gibson Sex Stream Scandal
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Nude in the Streets!
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Katie Sigmond Wearing Whip Cream!
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College roommates try anal sex with one lucky classmate
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Kim Hnizdo’s nude photoshoot
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Big Booty Shower Jiggle!
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Anri Okita Topless by a Window!
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Whoops! (GIF)
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Jiggle Fuck (GIF)
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5 Public Acts That Definitely Make You A Whore
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Hood Top Pussy Eating!
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Alyssa Arce Nude
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Uncharted Waters
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Lili Simmons – bare booty in the newest Power Book IV (s2e5)
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Denise Richards Nude Outdoors!
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Mighty Big Titties And A Sweet Vaj
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2023

03

Oct

Kate Beckinsale’s Old Lady Body Suit Over her Tights of the Day

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Old as shit Kate Beckinsale, who has strategically maintained herself in a way that she barely rots, confusing those who don’t think she’s a vampire drinking the blood of children, or at least a strategic botoxer that is vain enough to not let herself get fat or aged out.

She’s consistently been the “hot chick” in shitty movies, unless you’re a COMICON bro who still jerks off to Underworld.

I’ve seen her in two movies in the last few weeks, some Total Recall remix that sucked and some other Charlie Chaplin inspired shit that sucked, so I feel as though she’s old, tired, and sucks too….and not in the right kind of sucking, but I’m sure she does some of that since she always has younger boyfriends who cum in her menopausal box, since she can’t get pregnant with another LILY MO SHEEN (who is also pretty slutty in her nude leaked content) even if she tried, due to biology…

She is seen here wearing a leotard, like she’s going to gymnastics class, or geriatric aerobics and I’ve a huge fan of the leotard, I still remember the days of the mid to late 2000s when American Apparel brought these fuckers back, I still remember the mid 90s when bitches wore these, and it’s still a fetish of mine…a piece of clothing that touches pussy, asshole and nipple at the same time….

Beckinsale probably remembers those eras also, since she was 45 when the trend came out of dance class and onto the mainstream…..

Sure the TIGHTS kind of take away from that whole touching pussy, ass and tits at the same time, but you’d probably want that protective seal with someone so well used up, plus she’s old and her leathery, varicose vein, alligator skin legs look better wrapped in yellow!

The cameltoe’s off, but hey…it’s the thought that counts!

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2023

03

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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‘Here’s some tight pants since the bitches out in public aren’t enough tight pants for your boners, because all I seem to see are tight pants everywhere I look, even on the fat chicks, and sure not all tight pants are created equally, and it is possible that I see the tight pants because I am looking for the tight pants, in some Synchronicity or Laws of Attraction, when you seek it, or think about it, you will see it and experience it….since I’m pretty much always looking for it, mainly because it lets me see pussy and ass I wouldn’t normally see and for an old pervert, that’s thrilling…

Here are those tight pants!

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2023

03

Oct

Gabby Epstein Brings the Smut to Instagram of the Day

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Gabby Epstein is some slutty Australian, which I guess could just be described as “Australian” since they are all descendants from criminals, and for whatever reason, are wired to have a good time with their tits out. It’s like Australian chicks are consistently the drunkest at the party, willing to suck the most dicks and it’s gotta be a cultural thing as they travel the world spreading their parasites.

Anyway, Epstein, potentially related to Jeffrey, I don’t have her DNA test results, or knowledge of how she was imported to LA as a “model”, was an instagram influencer trying to do her best influencing before the whole OnlyFans thing.

You know, beach shit, bikini shit, travel shit….that turned into getting fake tits and selling racy nudes to some losers who found her on the instagram explore page.

Well, now that she’s a slut model, not an influencer model, her content is more produced, racy and thus jerk-off-able, so if you’re going to jerk off to any Australian, make it Gabby Epstein and not the rotting corpse of Steve Irwin….G’Day Mate…Vegemite fucking bullshit Shrimp on the Dingo ate my BABY…

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Here she is doing a lingerie shoot:

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Here she is in the right kind of pants:

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2023

03

Oct

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder where we would be as a society if we didn’t have the systems in place to take bikini pics, upload bikini pics, access bikini pics, of pretty much 99 percent of the population that has access to a fast enough internet connection to run their social media accounts from.

Every single woman who has put on a bathing suit in the last 15-20 years has uploaded it to the fans and followers, even when those fans and followers are just their immediate social network in real life, from the plumber to the contractor, the local deli counter clerk, to the kids’ teachers….oftentimes the more engaged audience members for the bikini pics since they have some skin in the game, and not just from rubbing it out too hard, shredding the cock apart to the bikini pics, but that too!

If we didn’t have access to bikini pics of everyone we’ve ever met and millions of people we haven’t met, we’d likely be in a far better place as a society, but it’d be boring and who wants that!

Here are some swimsuit pics to add fuel to the dumpster fire that is our life…

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2023

03

Oct

Donna D’Errico is Old as Shit and Confusing in her Half Naked Content of the Day

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We are having some server issues, so I can’t actually upload images, so I’ll just embed bullshit from instagram which is pretty much what I already do in my groundbreaking journalism that doesn’t go viral, because instead of breaking stories, I post three day old content no one cares about, and instead of creating stories, or content, I just bitch about other people’s content like some bitter and angry teenage girl, when I am really not bitter or angry, I just this society celebrates trash and figure we should call it out if it’s trash….

So to continue with that very important work that I do, that no one cares about, that advertisers won’t touch, here’s a fucking 1990s dinosaur who has figured out that she can basically edit the fuck out of herself using AI to confuse people into thinking that at 60, she’s still worth a fuck, and not some leathery fuck you’d find at the pool in Florida after her rich husband died of cancer.

It’s the virtual reality plastic surgery we all need, and by we all, I mean old ladies who made a career being hot deep into what should be their retirement from hotness, because they are old but being hot is all they know or all they’ve been rewarded of, and they just can give it up…and lucky for them, losers out there are willing to pay!

Is living in the past that bad, if the pussy from the past fakes being hotter than it actually is, probably not….it’s just hard to wrap the objective mind around knowing she’s 60 years old!

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2023

03

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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As we navigate these server issues, which are clearly dark times, because I can never get ahead and have had the same bullshit tech issues since the start of this site in 2004 thanks to being a full retard when it comes to technology, I don’t even know how to write an email, which is amazing when you think of how far I’ve come as an internet pervert who doesn’t bother leaving comments on slutty pics on social media with my personal brand of “creeper comedy” that is typically just creepy…but funny to me….I’ve gone so far as to pay for a web server to HOST my commentary, opening myself up to lawsuits and no real upside at all! Amazing…

But yeah, as we navigate the server issues, I can say that we’ve got TINY TITS uploaded before the CRASH of the HARD DRIVES, meaning that you can CLICK through the tiny tits, since Tiny Tits are Titties Too…

I am a huge fan of the tiny tits, for the tighter body they typically come with, and the hotter asses on the tighter bodies they come with, unless of course the tiny tits are on a broad chested fat chick, which is just fucking weird….and not the kind of Tiny Tits I endorse…..because big tits are usually the only thing that saves a fat chick….

So yeah, here are some tiny tits to remind you that as long as there’s a nipple to suck on, the tits’ good enough to suck on and can even be hot!

This is my kind of inclusivity and diversity equity bullshit…..TINY TITS MATTER….

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2023

02

Oct

Scary Ariana Grande of the Day

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It’s scary season, SPIRIT OF HALLOWEEN the human version is here…

So here’s a fucking monster to get you ready for Halloween….a balding skeleton popstar child star who has killed at least one of her ex boyfriends, while licking donuts and calling Americans disgusting, which didn’t get her cancelled…..and now she’s the disgusting one….FUNNY…right…especially with all the potential filters and AI bullshit that a motherfucker has access to….she’s terrifying.

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2023

02

Oct

Leni Klum’s Silly Hat Won’t Distract Me From the Tits of the Day

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You can’t fool me Leni Klum….with your producing content around silly fashions of the time, because she’s a bratty rich kid with a famous model mother, a famous singer with facial scar non-biological father, a famous criminal billionaire from Italy as a biological father, meaning fashion is her life and fashion is embarrassingly stupid now, like they are trolling us with their high paid shit that the idiots buy into, which is the kind of trolling I appreciate, because scamming rich people out of money to get them lined up to buy basically garbage bags, used tires, or whatever else they put together and scam them with, is hilarious…

But yeah, produce that fashion content in the dumb hairy hat, it won’t distract me from her ridiculous tits that I know are there, cuz she’s teased us with them, thanks to her mom’s marketing strategy for the family business to continue.

Those tits:

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