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2017

14

Apr

Lana Del Rey is a Cover Girl of the Day

Lana Del Rey is on the cover of a magazine – in a bikini – hiding her gut – because she’s normally kind of fat…

I like use her and her success as a reminder that you don’t need to be all that hot, you don’t need to be all that good, you just need a dad with a lot of money who feels guilty you have a drug addiction to hire you a producer, who has a vision, to record her tormented love songs in a way that people like enough to buy into…so if you’ve got a rich dad and you’re not Lana Del Rey – you’re doing it all wrong- because you could be…it can be bought…and it was…

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2017

14

Apr

Savvy Taylor Naked in a Bucket of the Day

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In very important Savvy Taylor news, since I’ve never heard of Savvy Taylor, but her nude pictures are on the internet so she was worth googling, only to find her social media, which is the blogging of the 2015s, you know fuck blogs, post a pic and get followers and make money, makes sense, at least for FB who owns all the real brand equity, let these idiots set up shop on our real estate, and hustle money on our real estate, but eventually we will collect, not to mention, their little shitty deals are nothing in comparison to the billions FB has made…right…

OK…well her name is Savvy Taylor and she’s got 70k followers – and she’s not a monster – but she can be…

She can also be naked in a bucket like a casual farm girl you’d want to milk, or at least milk yourself on.

I am into it.

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2017

14

Apr

Superman Dat Homeless and Other Videos of the Day

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Hilarious Couple Calling People at Turks and Caicos Restaurant Ni**ers because they left their Phone There…He is the CFO of Tobacco Superstores, Inc in Arkansas

Giant Rat of the Day

Racist Couple of the Day

Massive Bomb of the Day

Woman Loses Clothes in a Brawl

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2017

14

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The world is weird. I ask girls to tell me about their virginity…..but they don’t even remember losing their virginity. I ask them for vanilla and romantic sex…but they don’t want vanilla or romantic sex….so the conversation always goes to weirder places….like peeing on faces…

No I think Golden Showers have been a thing for a long fucking time, decades even centuries…but it was never considered part of normal sex…and for that reason alone it’s hot…

The first girl I peed on during sex was when I was 17, we were young, it was a good idea at the time, I don’t even know where I got the idea, but it happened and I loved it – and have forever carried it around with me my entire adult life…maybe it was just human instinct that brought it on….

Because it seems like the only girls willing to hang from TINDER…are ones who want to get peed on…maybe I just give off that “I’ll pee on you vibe”…I don’t fucking know…but it seems like the 1 in 100,000 girls who like to be peed on – have become the 1 in 100…and if that’s not an EASTER miracle…as a man who likes to pee on girls…I don’t know what is…

I think that is what EASTER is all about…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning for Easter Since He Died for your Sins so Sin…

Tickle Me Elmo Doll Without the Fur
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Jennifer Garner Divorce is Happening
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Cheetah Cub B- Roll
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Christina El Moussa is Worth a Fuck
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A Tribute to Carrie Fisher to Jerk Off To
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Tom Cruise Does His Own Stunts
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The Future of WOmen’s Golf
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Abigail Ratchford – Monster Tits
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Golden Retriever Puppies Have no Mercy
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CJ Franco Looks Hot
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2017

13

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t make girls cum, so my new hobby is to ask girls I’ve had sex with why they didn’t cum with me, I tell them that I wish I knew how to touch them properly. I ask them for tips on how I could have made them cum – or how other dudes make the me – and then I ask them for videos of their current boyfriends peeing on them…

Here are some stepLINKS…..

Australia Babe in Bikini….
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Madison Beer Butt Shots….
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Gal Gadot in a Magazine
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Dogs and Humans – 30,000 Years of Friendship
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Senior Citizen Carjacking Fail
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Christina El Moussa VS Skincare
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Cirque Du Pizza – Art of Pizza Acrobatics
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Jennifer Aniston – Old Smartwater Campaign….
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Jasmin Walia Nipples
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Madonna’s Daughter in a Bikini
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Kate Upton – Monster Tits
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Natasha Leggero NUDES
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Drone VS Fruit….
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Cute Puppies of the Day
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Lucy Hale – Ass in Jeans
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Tony Lahren is being Oppressed
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Aaron Rodgers’ Family Hates Olivia Munn too…
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Kate Hudson – At her Best
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VOX Editor Gives Kidney to a Stranger….
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Mongolian Eagle Hunter
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Sara Sampaio in a Jumper….whatever the fuck that is….
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Katie Holmes and Jamie Fox Officially Fucking Again.
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Kim Garner – Breezy Dress
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Ass Getting Slapped and Grabbed and ALiens and Brain in New Lil Dicky Video about God…Vegetarians…and What The Fuck….
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Building an iPhone from Scratch
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Survivor Outtes ANother Survivor for Being a Tranny
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Miesha Tate – Nudes
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People Like a SLutty Charlize THeron
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Wall Street Art Show Down
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Kim K Nipples –
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Random Tumblr PORN of the Day
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Sex Doll of the Day….
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TAlented Ass of the Day
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Naked Bitch in the Shower
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Another Talented ASs
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Big Black Tits….
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Titty Shake of the Day
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Sluts of the Day
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Amateur MEAT
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One Dude – 5 Pussies
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Big Tits – Naked Posing
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Amateur Fuck in the Theatre
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

13

Apr

Pink Breast Feeding Erotica for the Woman’s Right to Feed Movement of the Day

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I find it funny that average frat boy dudes find breast feeding disgusting…like “girl why you gotta turn your tit I jerk off to into a tool to feed your kid”..it’s something I didn’t realize happened until reading some comments about PINK’s tit being sucked on on the internet – not that I read comments often, but it happens sometimes…..

If I was a PINK fan, someone who likes her muscular body, I’d be more excited about this breast feeding pic because it’s her tit, and more importantly, because it proves she’s not a dude – despite every other pic of her.

I also find it funny when women take the total opposite approach to frat boys grossed out by this kind of thing, and feel they are making moves, being progressive, are fucking ROSA PARKS warriors changing the way the world things about breast feeding…when I don’t think breast feeding is illegal anywhere…and besides the comments from a few faggots proven by their love for PINK..mode dudes are down for tits to be pulled out everywhere – always sexualize them nipples…

This isn’t revolutionary…..or life changing….but I am sure PINK thinks she’s doing some activism…

Posted in:Pink|SFW

2017

13

Apr

Nina Agdal Poses by the Pool of the Day

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I call Nina Agdal the waterhead, because she has a massive forehead and a bit of a downs syndrome face…I don’t find her hot, and figure that’s why she never really made it in the world as an actual model, but she is still a model, thanks to magazines like Sports Illustrated needing fit tall girls that whatever Agency Agdal was part of pitched her to, something she never turned her back on, and kept going back to, because it is really all she’s ever done…

Sure from that SI Thing, her only real job, she got a handful of campaigns a year, she was able to make money, get a following due to their PR and all that good stuff…like dating rich guys….but the entire time…she’s been relatively useless…that is until she figured out how to get the model fucker – Leo to fuck her – as he fucks everyone and milk that story and relationship that is more letting Leo do what he wants – he’s Leo so that she doesn’t lose the opportunity to have his Leo babies….it would be the job that surpasses anything SI could have done for her…

Well, apparently fucking Leo makes other magazines have interest in you – and here she is in Glamour – from an international market – which could eventually get her in Glamour USA – if she plays her cards right, as she probably does…seeing as she’s dating Leo…top tier sugar baby gold digging….

Look at her – all old and trying to be relevant…CUte!! We all know girl just wants LEO babies..it is that time…

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2017

13

Apr

Lottie Moss – Nipple for Numero of the Day

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If Kate Moss’ half sister who is leveraging Kate Moss’ name harder than any of Kate Moss’ latch on heroin addict boyfriends, because it gives her some credibility as a human, a model and she can exist in social media….I digress…

If Kate Moss’ half sister…and not the good half….shows her nipple in a magazine…does it make a sound?

The answer is yes….one of knowing she’s not Kate Moss, never will be Kate Moss, but might as well cash in on people being retards and buying into her name, it leads to a afun life, and instagram followers…which is a currency in this vapid disgusting world we live in…

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2017

13

Apr

Holly Owens is the Model You Need to Know of the DAy

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Her name is Holly Owens. She hasn’t quite made it in the world of marketing – but she is a signed model with a couple of big agencies – so someone believes in her….

She’s done a handful of ads that no one cares about, probably some ecommerce shit, and she probably gets paid, the ones you don’t hear about aren’t necessarily thirsty broke girls trying to sugar baby their way ahead….but then again when you see the nudes you assume that maybe everyone in that industry is on the same path….

So she leaked or released or maybe they are part of a campaign – some nudes and looks awesome, fun, good spirited…I’m sold….

She’s 24 or 25, 4 years ago she auditioned for SI, which didn’t happen for her, but look at her now….very soon expired so throw in the big guns…it’s time to really push things to get more than her 17k instagram followers FOLLOW HER ON INStAGRAM …and I think it was a good strategy for her…

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2017

13

Apr

Magdalena Frackowiak in a Bikini of the Day

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Some golden colored – california desert looking – VS model promoting – Bikinis for some company that wants the VS association even though they are a the devil – and bikini catalog pics suck – featuring Magdalena Frackowiak who is rumored to be the worst from one dude who I met, that was practically homeless, who claimed he used to fuck her before she was famous, while living in NYC, after she was imported from Poland..

I just assume he was telling the truth, because she’s Magdalena Frackowiak, pretty unknown, probably the last person you’d make up a story about fucking, it was around the time she first closed her VS model contract, because that’s what put him over the edge. She got signed, quit him and he got none of the money or glory and was forgotten….

Not to mention he told me this story 3 years ago, when Magdalena Frackowiak was even as known as she is today, which is pretty unknown…so I am sticking to another Eastern European with a terrible attitude thanks to their dark, cold communist roots…looking good half naked for money – like they should…and I like it…

She’s getting some work you can find more Magdalena in Catalog Pics Here and another set of her here