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2017

23

Feb

Vita Sidorkina Surfer Babe Who Doesn’t Surf for Vogue Magazine of the Day

I hate Victoria’s Secret…I think their styling, their photography, their use of these amazing fucking girls, is dated as fuck…they are trying so hard to be relevant…they hire hit instagram phototgrahers….

THE ONLY good thing about them is that pussy is eager to participate with the brand because they pay well, and they have created this exclusive army of pussy that I call the pussy army, but that they call their angels, and because it’s exclusive, other pussy that is still substantial pussy, but doesn’t have that stamp of approval, wants nothing more than to be pussy in the Victoria’s secret pussy army, because it has pussy ego and feels like it is star pussy….so they spend their lives feeling inadequate hoping maybe one day they will be one of the 20 pussies in that pussy army…

but I love Vita Sidorkina…who I have never heard of before today…but who looks great half naked…I may be in love…

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2017

23

Feb

Angelina Jolie Gets Advertising Work of the Day

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Angelina Jolie is recently single and apparently like all divorcees is getting herself back out there…slutting out….by pulling brand deals to pay for her legal team…because she doesn’t already have more money than god, while thinking she’s god, as she goes through african and asian villages surrounded by children she’s acquired and little singing birds chirping as bunnies hop along her saintly side…almost forgetting she was a heroin addict fucking damaged rich kid before becoming the dark and mysterious tits everyone….wanted to fuck and breed with…especially Brad Pitt….who left Aniston for her pussy….something I am sure he regrets now that her EVIL is targeting him in their custody battles…

I just think there’s a weird contrast between faking being a UN Ambassador and pulling brand deals…it just doesn’t make sense to me…but keeping her darkly lit does…since BITCH is old…

She doesn’t look photoshopped at all..

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2017

23

Feb

Old Hag Katy Perry at the Brit Awards of the Day

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Katy perry must be pretty old by now…and people surprisingly still like her….and buy into her and make her more stupid millions than she really deserves..I mean according to me….but I guess the reality is she probably deserves more than the millions she’s made on her shitty music…because other people are getting paid off riding her back..but I guess without them…she’d never exist because she’s really not at all substantial in any way…except maybe her tits…but great tits or big tits…or tits in general are everywhere…they don’t need to be mainstream song and dancing to stupid songs and bad dances….while idiots throw money at her nonsense….that shit happens everyday in strip clubs around the world…

What I am getting at is that Katy Perry being a respectable or celebated or paid artist blows my fucking mind…because her shit is garbage…but I guess people like garbage….

Here she is at some award show bullshit…with her BOTOX face…goodtimes..

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Here’s her new shitty video…I am sure it is annoying but I wouldn’t watch it….

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2017

23

Feb

Jessica Alba Dancing Minute of the DAy

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A post shared by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on Feb 15, 2017 at 3:39pm PST

Here’s a little boomerang dance featuring Jessica Alba and some other chick…because why the fuck not…

A little hip shake that got her the career she had…only with more clothes on cuz she’s a mom….and has a brand to protect…

A little slut gleam in her eye that got her the career she had before leveraging it into a billion dollar brand….

Because you can put the slut into the housewife with tons of staff / nannies and cooks to get by….but you can’t take the slut out of her soul….

There’s no way that Alba’s not out there fucking all the movie producers she can despite being married…she’s an actor, not a very good one, but an actor…and what you see of her is all an act…and like all actors..she’s probably on an Academy award mission, and the way to do that is to just keep fucking people in the industry…it’s good for ego…while her Husband…sits and waits for her to come home….the billion dollar brand is just bonus…

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2017

23

Feb

Dude Gets Knocked Out with a Helmet and Other Videos of the Day

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Cops Prevent Suicide

Motorcycle Dude with Skills…

Icy Bitch

Kid Steals a Phone…

Naked Man Festival in Japan…

Thug with Shotgun Robs 7-Eleven

Donut at the Red Light…

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2017

23

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think more houses should have outhouses in them – because something about shitting on each other’s shit – right out there in the open is so disgusting that it’d probably make your fat wife stop eating so that she shits less…

JUST a theory I’m working on…..

This Guy is the real Rocketeer….
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Natalie Portman – Naked
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Snowboarder Burried in Snow for 10 Minutes
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Chris Brown – Hits Women….
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Sara Jean Underwood – Bikini Ass
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Katy Perry Botox Face
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Kate Moss See Through…
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2017

23

Feb

Yasmin Wijnaldum Model Nipple in a Tank Top of the Day

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Yasmin Wijnaldum is some 18 year old model…..who is from the Netherlands and has some ethnically ambigious shit going on with her….and she’s in i-D magazine in a see through tank top showing some nipple…which is magical to those of you who like big massive black nipples on underdeveloped tits of 18 year olds…tall enough to move into that model dream life every 18 year old seems to have because they don’t care about substance or meaning, they care about money, fans and likes…they’ll fucking escort before taking on a real job or actually trying to do something of value or purpose in the world…but then again…prositution is the oldest profession, women been using their pussy for monetization forever…and anything a woman does…even working as a high paid lower…is some level of prostitution….right?

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2017

23

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was talking to someone the other day – who was a pretty successful person…and they said that the reason they are good at what they do is because they get obsessed. They find an interest, or a challenge and they being addicted to figuring out how to win, how to get what they want out of the situation, and how to be an expert in the situation….

I looked to myself to try to relate, because despite being an addict, I never really cared about being good or an expert at anything…so I said…yeah, I only do that with drinking….and after looking at my phone a few hours later, only to see on my instagram messages / facebook messages – all being read by Zuckerberg and Trump……and on my tinder and text messages…twitter and fucking any other device, even fucking notes to girls in coffee shops and smoke signals when out in nature…and every singe one says something about nudes….

“send nudes”….”show me your vagina, I don’t care if you’re on your period”…..”let me see your butthole after you shit before you wipe or not – I don’t care as long as there is butthole”….you know cuz 15 years of nudes selfies makes a man dig into more disgusting places…..and I guess I found my addiction, my habit, my obsession, what I’m trying to be an expert at….only unlike becoming good at making money….getting nudes has too many things working against you…like the chick you’re talking to will always say no…because you’re disgusting…so maybe…the goal of tonight is to not ask for nudes, but to ask bitches for money….I’ll probably be better off borrowing 20 bucks from them via paypal than spending that time trying to see their pussy….

New strategy, glad you’re a part of it…

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Russian Bitch Who Risks Her Life for you to Jerk Off to Her
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Joanna Krupa – old Tired Cleavage
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Chris Brown Likes Hitting Women
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Katy Perry – Blonde and BOTOX
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Mandy Moore in a Bathing Suit in 47 Meters Down – a Mandy Moore Horror Movie….Trailer….with her in a Bathing Suit…
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Abbey Clancy…in an Orange Dress
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Bella Hadid Panties
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Charlotte Ayanna – Naked in a Movie
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Helicopter Pilot Asks Trucker for Directions
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Little Kid Sneaks Up to a Cow….Fails
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Bella Thorne in a Bikini
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Guy Will Eat a Pic of Jason Segel Every Day Until Segel Eats One of Him
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Edita Vilkeviciute is Topless on the Beach
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Amy Adams in LA Looking Like a Fucking Monster
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Cuba’s Flying Pizza
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Anthony Borudain Fucks Younger Women
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Heavy Metal on a Sitar
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Some Exclusive Rick and Morty Unreleased Song
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Hollywood’s Science Hotline
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Kim K has a new sex tape
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Hot Norwegian Model
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Vanessa White – See Through Dress
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Lea MIchele – Dick in a Bathing Suit
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Celine Dion – Erotica
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Michael Fastbender is the Next James Bond…
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Lizard Waves to his Human
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Malin Akerman Naked for Ambercrombie and Fitch….
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Nick Cannon Named His New Baby Mariah – Cuz She’s Paying for the Fucker
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Naked chick on a Bike
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Big Tits in Leopard Print
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The Best Way to Get Banned from the Mall for Life
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Hot Amateur in the SHower
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Fat Chicks Thinks COCK Is a Piece of Pie
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Porno Train Wreck of the Year
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2017

22

Feb

Bella Hadid’s Panty Flash of the Day

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Bella Hadid wore panties – which is too bad because we can’t see how banged out she was left after the Weeknd left her for Selena Gomez….maybe she’s just too classy to be sprawled out getting out of the car like a fame whore…you know too rich and famous to bother putting it all out there…but you’d assume she have the daddy issues and rich girl seeking attention issues to do better than this…I mean those white panties aren’t even piss or cum stained….like what is this manufactured bullshit…like she knew the paparazzi would be there waiting…it’d be so upsetting if I gave a fuck about Bella Hadid or her fame whoring, or fake modeling career, that is so manufactured and nonsense…but she doesn’t know that because she’s a brat and that’s how being entitled and rich works….it all works out….

She posted her nipples on Instagram – because instagram allows nipples when you’re famous….but when you’re me – you’re a pornographer…

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2017

22

Feb

Malin Akerman Nude in Ambercrombie of the Day

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Malin Akerman did some nude photoshoot in 2003 for Ambercromie…with the dude from 50 Shades of Grey and I had no idea this existed, or that Abercrombie made nude magazines, I thought the owner was a homo who only liked rent boys in his store to fuck like most creeper business owners with a hot staff…

I didn’t listen to the conversation with Seth Rogan about it – See above video – but I did stare at the pics that were posted in the forum….

These are old, she is young and amazing…..and this is like softcore porn to sell sweat pants…unless this is for something other than Abercrombie…I mean who the fuck cares…the pics happened and a young version of a girl you’d still fuck..is always a good thing.

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