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2017

15

Feb

Farrah Abraham in Some Staged Paparazzi Pics of the Day

I think it is safe to say that the most interesting bikini photoshoot put out today – is my girl Farrah Abraham…who with her new weird looking face is still a wonderful slutty teen who got knocked up because she didn’t make him pull out…but who unlike other slutty teens was able to make it work for her and instead of an abortion she cleverly got herself onto a TV show…that paved the way for her to get that taste of fame and relevance…that allowed her to do things like porno videos that made me more money than I ever made…so in a lot of ways she’s a business partner, or maybe even an employer…thanks to people reallly being into watching her squirting clip…

I wouldn’t say I’m a fan, but I am into all the hookers, cocaine and other fun things I blew all that money on….

So in a lot of ways – we are in this famewhoring together baby….

So fuck SI SWIM…when girls like Farrah bring the goods….

Posted in:Farrah Abraham|SFW

2017

15

Feb

Emma Watson for Elle Magazine of the Day

Emma Watson always creeps me out….because her fans, you people, are fucking so into her, and have been since the first Harry Potter when she was 12 and that’s fucking weird…even if you only jerked off to her the day she turned 18….which we all know you didn’t…and that you’re pervert masturbating self just couldn’t contain yourself….because you liked her so fucking much…and that you kept that to yourself – because you know it’s weird behavior…but now she’s in her 20s…it’s cool…you can take your creepy obsession to the public….it’s like when you jerk off to a blood relative when you’re not an incest participating person from the south…you don’t really want to advertise that you came to your mom’s tits while sniffing her panties you pulled from the hamper…it just sort of happens…and you repress that shit…and eventually…after she dies you may drunkenly tell a friend…only to play it off like a joke…because jerking off to your mom…like jerking off to a 12 year old Emma Watson…is fucked up….

That’s about all I got on this one….

SHE WAS ALSO AT THE ELLE STYLE AWARDS BECAUSE SHE IS SO COMMITTED TO ELLE….

TO SEE HER AT THE ELLE STYLE AWARDS – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emma Watson|SFW

2017

15

Feb

Maitland Ward in Lingerie of the Day

Maitland Ward put out some cheap Valentine’s Day lingerie pictures because she is a cheap woman who uses cheap tactics to stay relevant enough to feel good about herself…you know having fun with her celebrity that was barely a celebrity from decades ago…and not taking herself too seriously…in what I would argue is a perfectly executed promotional campaign….it’s got lingerie, it’s got the theme on point…oh Valentines, we need content for that, it’s got the has been who was on TV once….and it’s got her monster tits that people fucking love….all good things…plus it has zero production value, or quality, so it’s not polished like an instagram model…it’s raw, it’s grimey, it’s badly shot, it’s bootleg…and for that reason alone…I love it…

This is instagram model whoring behavior…with pre-instagram whoring knowledge or execution…and it is wonderful…

Posted in:Maitland Ward

2017

15

Feb

Ariel Winter – In a See Through Shirt and in a Monster Diaper all in 24 Hours of the Day

Ariel Winter is so fucking versatile…she can go out for gas in what looks like a romper or a diaper …for all her weirdo fans who want to see her in a diaper as they watched her grow up on TV and are that creepy…

Because when you look at her, you know the only reason people talk about her is partially due to marketing, but a lot to do with emotional attachment to her big young tits, that really aren’t even that impressions, it’s called be a fat chick, with an awkward shaped body, who eats shit food and doesn’t work out, who even had to get her tits rebuilt, not for being too big, as they are still fucking big, but to give them more shape and perk, because they were sloppy as fuck…

Meaning, most bitches get breast lifts after child birth, this child gets breast lifts at 17 or 18..because she eats too much….

And now…she’s rebelling against her tyrant stage parent, since as you know, kids can’t land Network shows on their own and there’s an evil mastermind behind them…..and she does it with slutty outfits and clothes, because you can’t dictate a woman’s worth, intelligence, or purpose based on her slutty cries for attention….that’s Misogynist…and why all these slutty women are the biggest advocates for bullshit political theory like that…

Here’s the diaper outfit…

TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

15

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Leather Pants of the DAy

Some women, like Lohan, are rotting from the inside out – in terms of relevancy, spirit and genitals…so squeezing into unbreathable pants…is just crazy…but crazy is what she is…it is all she knows…it is all she’s ever known…so I guess it makes sense…it feels like home. It’s the only thing that’s real…it’s true to herself, it’s authentic in this world of everything being contrived, fake, strategic to get ahead bullshit…which based on her filled up face…and overall attitude towards real global issues…her crazy being real…is the only thing being real..the rest of her is just jacked the fuck up…but I’d still like to cum on it…just to see her trying to close her eyes – while her botox face muscles don’t let her….

I guess the point of this post is to say…I’d love to smell whatever those unbreathable pants baked for dinner…..while she was wearing them….

HOT TO ME…isn’t necessarily hot to anyone else in this terribly sad world…

TO SEE MORE – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

15

Feb

Kate Middleton’s Royal Ass of the Day

Kate Middleton is the Royal Duchess….more like the Royal DuchASS…..am I right?

That’s all I’ve got…that’s the extend of my abilities….

Take me out back and shoot me now…

This Old Yeller is done….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Middleton|SFW

2017

15

Feb

Sports Illustrated Swim – Big Launch No One Cares About of the Day

I consistently say that Instagram killed the bikini model, or maybe it created the DIY bikini model, who in many cases is hotter than the bikini model, probably a little more desperate than the actual getting paid bikini models, sometimes bigger earners than the actual bikini models, because lets face it, getting in a bikini shouldn’t be something girls get rich off of, but why the fuck not spread some of that around to more pussy, that is probably not as egotistical because they aren’t in the right circles, getting cast in movies but want it so bad…

So in ways, I laugh at bikini instagram girls imitating magazines and catalogs…in their spare time, but they are producing slutty half naked content….but I actually like those thirsty girls more than the actual models…because they are all equally bullshit…and the aspiring sluts are better than the sluts who think they are established..

It’s a new generation, you don’t need magazines like this, it’s not a big deal…dudes don’t actually fucking care…we have instagram…but let’s post some of their pics as a tribute to a dying scam…the bikini issue that carried a brand in an era where bikinis weren’t everywhere…when they were still a simple tactic to post innocent seductive pics for attention….but just not for everyone….you needed film,, cameras, audience…now you don’t need this…

Yet, the insta sluts….aspire to be in this…to stamp of approval their bullshit lives…

Anyway – There’s a bunch of nipples – their only potential for a win…..PORNOGRAPHERS….how can their advertisers support this SMUT….More Nudity Than Playboy…

Kate Upton, Cover Girl, Still Fat, Photoshopped But Better than Recent Years…

Caroline Wozniacki – Because Tennis Pussy is Good Pussy…

Hannah Ferguson Big Tits and Nipples…

Default Hannah Davis aka Hannah Jeter aka Hannah Herpes….


TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

Homegrown – Eugenie Bouchard – Straight from the Tennis Court of Montreal…(her sister is hotter)

Aly Raisman Because Fitness Gymnasts are Bendy

Samantha HOOPES who I’ve heard is a hooker – and her Nipples…

Hailey Clauson Last Years Cover – The Forgotten One – They Didn’t Even Bring to the Beach…oh no they did…

Myla Dalbesio and Her Monster Tits and Nipples…This is a Porn Site…..


TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

Barbara Palvin

Bo Krsmanovic Great Tits…

Bianca Balti is Amazing….

Kate Bock who the fuck is that…


TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

Nina Agdal is Leo’s Girl – and Old….and Retard Looking – But Has Nipples

Ana De Paula with the POSE of the Year…

LOOK A BEACHED WHALE PARODYING THE BIKINI MODEL EXPERIENCE….which annoys me because for the last 10 years i’ve wanted to do fat chicks as SI models in a parody site / campaign to release the same day SI does – as an LOL but now the fatties – are mainstream and no longer a joke…BUMMER

Serena Williams Did Some Sports Illustrated porn that is totally unneccessary – but at least she’s an athlete and not some slutty, gold digging, “bikini” model…all fucking basic and boring and lame…if SI wants to survive…maybe focus their swim issue on people who don’t live in bikinis with rich guys…pretty logical to me…

Christie Brinkley Sacrificed herself to get her famewhore daughters in the magazine, as SI does anything they can to spin a story or to get people talking about their bullshit…

Simone Biles – Because America Pride…USA.USA.USA.


TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Sports Illustrated

2017

15

Feb

Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated Covers of the Day

So the biggest news on my social media – as of last night was that Kate Upton is the covergirl of this year’s Sports Illustrated issue that doesn’t matter, that no one cares about, but that the idiots at SI SWIM think is a sure shot, that will get press because there is a story and she’s gone onto be their saving grace the last 10 years as their beach gets flooded from the melting ice caps, which to them is instagram…a place where anyone can imitate their “prestigious” and “expensive” shoots with a fucking iphone…where the girls…so many girls are as hot if not hotter than the models they use…because let’s face it…they aren’t innovative, interesting, and the proof is in the big titty pudding…

I will assume that Kate Upton’s rich family either owns the magazine, or is fucking the publisher, or was just their meal ticket and figure – let’s take the press…we know we are only selling 10 issues anyway…

The good news is that she’s not as fat as she was in her fat years…she works out now….and her tits are still big…but photoshopped catalog bathing suit pics of a tired bitch, instead of hunting and finding a new hot bitch, is just not sustainable…it’s a flawed business…because sure it’s “trending” on Facebook…but because SI SWIM has good PR and the Media is a fucking scam…it’s not because people like it, think it’s hot, or care…

Awesome photoshopped bikini pics of bitches we are tired of us and can see naked on google…

THANKS FOR THAT BRO….

What garbage…garbage they hope saves their business…they even call her “Kate The Great”….which is more like “Kate the One White Trash Who Buy Our Bullshit Like Cuz She’s Been Marketed Right”….

I mean I guess SI has always fucking sucked…

Here she is on the promo tour…

They paid Jimmy Kimmel to announce it like this bullshit matters…

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2017

15

Feb

Diarrhea In the Tub and Other Videos of the Day

Guy Passes Out on a Ride

The Donald Trump Sex Doll is Worth Fucking

Big China Tits on a Small China Waist

Drunk Illegal Kills Christian American

Chinese Woman with an African Tribe

Robber VS Camera

Monkey Playing Slots

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

15

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Valentines is over, and so is my all nighter of asking girls for butthole shots, which brings up a very important point and that is that I think I spend too much time trying to get butthole pics, it is a total waste of time, and the butthole pics I do get aren’t butthole’s I necessarily want to get, and the energy it takes to get that butthole pic, isn’t worth the reward of the butthole pic once I get the butthole pic…it’s like “that’s it?”, I need to go out and find more butthole pics..

If I replaced Butthole pics with money, success, web traffic….I bet I’d get all the butthole pics for free without asking because I’d be rich…from my butthole pic online community I turned my butthole passion to…

Right…

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A Canadian – Not Me – Up for 7 Years for a Pedo Sex Doll
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