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2017

11

Apr

Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart – Lesbian Couple of the Day

In very important Lesbian news. Stella Maxwell, the Victoria’s Secret and lesbian for hire, to live out all the lesbian fantasies, for A-listers who want to experience eating pussy, as that is a huge part of how she got to this level of success…was seen out with Kristen Stewart her new lesbian lover, after banging through a bunch of other people, because that’s good for business, and good for the lebsian celebrities who want some Anne Heche hotness instead of some Rosie O’Donnell reality of being a lesbian…so that they can be all cute and shit….in shorts….despite not taking cock the way a woman should…

I blame overpopulation and our species internal dialog to no reproduce for all that is going on, vapid vain weirdos, same sex fuckers, women in the work force instead of the delivery room…and I am all for it…

I am just bummed this isn’t the lesbian sex tape, you see I never liked Kristen Stewart or her broken soul and bad acting, but when she’s the ugly lesbian in the relationship with the opportunist model, I think she’s great….perfect really…because I know lesbians, most hate me, and all are monsters…

Let’s keep same sex girl on girl love like this Hollywood version, fetishisized version on girl on girl…seriously…

TO SEE KRISTEN STEWART NUDE IN SOME MOVIE CALLED PERSONAL SHOPPER CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW|Stella Maxwell

2017

11

Apr

Diora Baird Big Tits in a Bikini by the Pool of the Day

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Plus sized Diora Baird eating some snack foods that she should be eating by the pool – because she’s Plus Sized…is a magical thing if you take her like you should take every fat chick….for her tits…

The interesting thing in this is that despite the really large hips, her tits carry her forward and her neck and face don’t look like she’s got Sleep Apnea…or like she’s dead….maybe her illumunati tattoo has something to do with it…

I don’t know wht movies she’s been in, I was thinking Baywatch…but I’m too lazy too google and I don’t think she is that old..but her tits making everything else about her irrlevant…

Big ol’ tatters…not TATERS…cuz if they were taters this bitch would have eaten them all…

Posted in:Diora Baird|SFW

2017

11

Apr

Suki Waterhouse Look A Like Nude of the Day

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[IMAGES REMOVED BECAUSE THEY WERE NOT OF SUKI WATERHOUSE]

What better way to celebrate Suki Waterhouse’s ex boyfriend Brad Cooper, who helped put her on the map, having his baby with the hotter, soulless Irina Shayk he may or may not have cheated on SUKI with, because she’s Irina Shayk a soulless Russian who takes what she feels is rightfully hers, or what she feels she can use to get to the next level of winning at life….thank to post NUDE pics of a fake version of her – because this can’t be actually her – can it??

I mean, sure she’s a low level model actress, scenester chick, and all these girsl are obsessed with selfies, in an era where we are all PORNED up and into masturbating….this is exactly the kind of thing she’d do if I was to write her biography from a distance…because it is the kind of thing all girls do…it’s jsut that all girls don’t look this good.

If she was to get a lawyer to get these taken off the internet – she’d be crazy cuz it gives her a little personality…I mean makes her current, with it, my kind of girl..

But then Again this is probably not her, just rumored to be….because that’s what perverts like jerking off to I guess…and it looks good to me….especially the cameltoe pic…I mean this could really be anyone…

[IMAGES REMOVED BECAUSE THEY WERE NOT OF SUKI WATERHOUSE]

Posted in:Suki Waterhouse

2017

11

Apr

Miley Cyrus Rumored Leaked Nudes But We’ve Already Seen Her Nude of the Day

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I don’t know if these are leaked Miley Cyrus pics, or if they are even of Miley Cyrus, because they say they are from 2016, meaning I already posted them, and more importantly, if they are of Miley Cyrus, they are probably more likely part of her album promotion, or tour promotion, and not any scandal that would upset her…since her whole marketing to get her fiance back, to prove she wasn’t some candy coated Disney Chick…was getting naked on her last tour…and it was relevant, current, and it inspired alot of girls to follow her lead and get naked for that…

So if anything, this is a tribute to the Miley that was, the fun Miley even if it was all an act…bring her and her bush back – cuz I fucking love bush.

There is nothing real scandalous here..too bad…but I like it.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2017

11

Apr

Lily Beckinsale in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is a mom…. despite the fact that she doesn’t age and is pretty fucking hot like the Vampire you’d expect her to be, since the only movie she’s done is some Vampire bullshit that nerds fucking love…..

This is her college aged, college accepted, going into her first year of college daughter they call Lily Beckinsale…because I guess the dad doesn’t deserve his name branded on it…ad who really wants to be Michael Sheens’….other than Sarah Silverman…but she’s a monster…how do you go from kate Beckinsale to that…talk about failure moves…

Either way, she’s 18….so …its’ ok to look…

Posted in:Lily Beckinsale|SFW

2017

11

Apr

Whitney Port Rumored Look-A-Like Nude Pics of the Day

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Whitney Port may not matter in the grand scheme of the world. You may have to google her to know who she is. But a handful of people will remember when MTV existed, and mattered, with their bullshit reality shows…because that’s what Music Television was about.

There’s no way to know if this is Whitney Port, because last we saw of her was a decade ago….but it could be her…

Like all of these NUDE scandal leaked images that happen…I always assume it’s just a lookalike, until the lawyers come after me and aske me to remove the images…

I don’t know if I would bother getting a lawyer to do that if I was Whitney Port, because this is a new era, everyone is nude, and if your tits look this good, let that shit out there, free the nipple or some shit, it’s not like you’re sticking animals in your asshole…plus it’s the internet and this shit lives forever on Russian Servers…

Until I hear from the lawyers…we’ll assume this IS not Whitney Port….but whoever it is…looks good to me.

Whitney Port…more like Whitney softcore Porn….right?

Posted in:Whitney Port

2017

11

Apr

Kate Hudson’s Rumored Look-A-Like Nude Pics of the Day

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You know the drill. If these pics of some random stranger are of Kate Hudson – like they are rumored to be – but that we don’t believe…

Her legal team will reach us and let us know…

If they are of her, they are definitely tame as fuck, almost hot, romantic, erotic…posed like she knows not to get too fucking graphic in a world where anything you upload to the internet…even when you think it is private…is never private….which is logical..

So these may be the tits that made Owen Wilson want to kill himself, but they could also be pretty much anyone else….with small tits and a round ass..

Looking good though…

Posted in:Kate Hudson

2017

11

Apr

Jordana Brewster is Skinny in a Bikini of the Day

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Jordana Brewster is skinny…and I like it….more girls should starve themselves especially in this body positive era. Skinny is more rare, more premium, more erotic….

Jordana Brewster was a teen soap star in the 90s, which means at least one of you jerked off to her when you called in sick, took the day off school, or was on disability because you’re a retard…and soap opera’s were your porn…it was 1995…and dial-up internet was annoying with the slow loading pictures and no videos…

Since then she’s turned 37…

She’s best known for being in every Fast & Furious movie…I’ve never seen any, but I know people, usually the worst fucking people love those movies, and when they take a minute away from jerking off to PAUL WALKER and VIN DIESEL…this pussy makes the experience more hetero…like the time I found out someone I know gave Vin a blowjob, a girl, which debunked all the gay assumptions I hate about it…straight for PAY…cuz you can’t be a terrible acting action star who makes billions if you’re an out of the closet homo..all the jacked up steroid frat boys who love him would be confused….

This isn’t about them..it’s about an old lady like Jordana Brewster…surviving, thriving,striving, in a bikini to help promote their new installment….

I call this – not quite menopausal, at her sexual prime, but probably not getting her period thanks to starvation…which means no unwanted pregancy, not that you can relate to that. Your dream is to have a woman let you knock her up so that you have something more than your empty life and so that you are never alone. HOT.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jordana Brewster|SFW

2017

11

Apr

More Menopausal Cindy Crawford in a Bikini of the Day

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Menopause is a lovely thing…..because the sex drive goes up, the pregnancy rate goes down to zero, the vagina dries up so you feel the friction, and if you can see past the melting skin….and the boxy hips….and a barrel looking body….and close your eyes and imagine she was Cindy Crawford of the past…or look at her young daughter she’s been exploiting in her bikini and mental image that shit for the spank bank / it’s good for your focus, imagination and creativity…it is how I fight alzheimers or becoming a complacent weirdo who just stares and content fed to me….

I know it’s what the Husband does….if his sperm made her…it can come to her…I mean that’s all speculation and what I would do if I was in his place…rich people…you know….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cindy Crawford|SFW

2017

11

Apr

Madonna’s Daughter is Not That Hot But She’s Alright in a Bikini of the Day

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Lourdes Leon – MADONNA’s daughter…struggling with the rough life of having everything you want – while wearing a bikini in Miami…

She’s probably all kinds of fucked in the head…or maybe she’s been raised totally normal and removed from the Spotlight – and has no idea her mom is Madonna….

From my expert opinion…She’s a little too latin peasant looking – mixed with some dirty Italian widow working the market with her moustache – like the worst parts of two parts of the world….where she’s got some pretty bad traits from both species of human – but at least she’s not fat.

I like her MOM knuckle tattoo – because MOM’s crazy money will allow her to be all creative and not need to work a job…..so that tattoo, that would be frowned upon for the rest of the world, unless you work at some hipster cafe or bar, is perfectly fine for her…because she’s Madonna’s daughter…the spawn of the narcissist…who will inherit all the narcissist has…and who gets to live of it while she’s alive…because celebrities are known for being great parents who raise great kids…

TRUST FUND. Nothing wrong with a Trust fund, even if girl doesn’t do anything substantial with it….

Her tits look good though.

I like hairy bitches, but her hairy pits and hairy stomach don’t really make sense with a stubbly shaved pussy…it’s like choose your battle and own it you flimsy detached delusional rich kid….I love bush, she’s a hairy little monster and probably has bush, but not the kind of bush I need….sticking out of every angle of her bikini bottoms…if you’re going to exploit your hairy Italian monkey genes…do it where it matters…CUNT SIDE…that’s like courtside….the place to be…but in reference to CUNT…clever right….sure I see her treasure trail…like the rodent she is…but pussy hair is the hair we can’t have an abundance of….fake feminist.

Her ass looks alright though…

I guess she’s not that bad, I just find her being a product of Madonna something annoying….and sure it’s not her fault, don’t target the celeb child, but the celeb child is the one posing for the paparazzi…

SHE wants this….all of this…it gives her something to do, her own identity…but not really…she can’t escape Madonna…