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2017

23

Mar

Katharine McPhee Shows her Tits in Snapchat for John Mayer of the Day

Katharine McPhee posted a snapchat novel – outlining how the well known Taylor Swift fucker, who went on to fuck other people like fat Taylor Swift…and ass licker….John Mayer….finds her snaps boring…

So luckily….Katharine McPhee is like most girls…and when a dude negative hits them and calls them boring – they bust out their tits for attention. It’s the foundation of every nude pic I ever got…only this one did it for her story…

I wish she took it more seriously, and spread her asshole..

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2017

23

Mar

The Faces of Adriana Lima of the Day

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Adriana Lima is old…she’s also a mom…and at 30 girls just fall the fuck apart, they get fat, they get dumpy, their skin hangs off their face, their teeth get crooked, and despite still having their eyes that she made a career off of…..they are old….even with the botox…and the technology of light and make-up….she’s old…and when you crop out her tits…all there is is some mom…not a lingerie model…but a mom….

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2017

23

Mar

Charli XCX Has Nipples of the Day

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In very important news…Charli XCX has nipples…

In case you thought that she was a barbie doll…or a Breast Cancer survivor…she’s not…

She’s got real deal fucking nipples and she’s showing them off to the world like a good girl…like Daddy’s good little girl…only instead of doing it in some

The reality is that no one really knows who Charli XCX, I mean she must have a bit of a fan base, but in the grand scheme of celebrity she’s a 0-1…..

If you do know who Charli XCX it is because of her tits, and leotards in public places, and you’ve seen her nipples before, it’s been a good tactic for her to really perpetuate her art, her music, to get her heard….

Or jerked off to, which seems to be the other things women are looking for when trying to establish a career based on their “art”…

Because why else would her nipples be out for you to jerk off to? She’ll say empowerment, it’s easier than saying “cuz I’m an exhibitionist slut”

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2017

23

Mar

Gigi Hadid Long Overrated Legs for a Brand of the Day

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Another scammer in the grand scheme of this social media runs the world – world that we live in – is Gigi Hadid – who thanks to the Kardashians and her family money and ability to spark the general interest in her with marketing budgets – has become what I am sure she considers an “it girl”…it’s probably something she masturabtes to while she counts all the money the idiot brands throw at her – because she’s not already rich enough – and she doesn’t already live a good fucking life thanks to her parents – and instead of hiring a hotter version of her who is middle class or poor – they just continue to feed this one, this ego, this “personal brand”…and it’s all so fucking stupid….

There are so many hot chicks in the world, why we need a vapid rich cunt who buys her career yet still commands huge money even though she should be doing it for free as that’s the caliber model she ACTUALLY is – if you were to see her on the street and not factor in her following, family, friends and past clients…

But instead of finding those girls or being creative in their marketing, brands are like “throw money at the cunt with all the money, she must be good enough or she must convert, let’s do it”….

It makes no sense to me, it’s laziness, but it happened and at least she’s lost some weight and has some skinny model legs..because those are my weakness and skinny model legs will always make a vapid garbage human being more appealing.

OH she did another campaign for a brand that is too lazy to cast real talent…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2017

23

Mar

Video Reminder that Kylie Jenner is Not Hot of the Day

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Every once in a while, pretty much once a day, every time Kylie Jenner posts, is a friendly reminder that she’s not hot, if anything she looks like a muppet that was stapled together in some weird dude with a weird fetishized version of a white girl with black booty in his creepy basement….before he decided to cut off his motherfucking dick…and change his name to Caitlin…becausae that’s what this family does…they troll so hard, and for some reason the people they are trolling believe in them and buy the bullshit products they are selling…it’s terrifying…

Like her dad /mom she’s a fucking mutant designed to make money for the family, or herself and it’s disgusting, shameless…and people like it…so here it is..

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW|Videos

2017

23

Mar

Lateysha Grace in a Classy Outfit Doing the Christina Milian of the Day

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Lateysha Grace is pulling a Christina Milian…by wearing the classiest of dresses to a party, only she’s got a better excuse for her shamelessness…no one in the world knows who the fuck Lateysha Grace is…so she best be out in mesh dresses showing off her serious body…that I am sure white people love…

It worked for me, because I just googled her and saw she’s a UK based famewhore from some MTV show and Big Brother and clearly she knows the UK way for tabloid attention…by parading around the paparazzi like this…and it’s wonderful….more people should follow her lead…oh right…they do…since girls are fucking ridiculously thirsty to stand out amongst the crowd and they all get naked when doing it…if they think or have convinced themselves that it will help make their dreams come true…and/or pay the rent.

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2017

23

Mar

Christina Milian Nipple of the Day

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Is this old mom Christina Milian trying to be a Kardashian despite having a lot of money thanks to writing a lot of hit pop songs her baby daddy produced and strategically got her credit on so that she’d always have an income and not take any of his money….out looking for attention like the slut that she is…because despite being a mom, she did have a racy video that got her in the position to marry a rich music producer to make a kid with, but more importantly, she’s at Vegas pool parties all summer, and showing off her tits as often as she can, knowing if she just keeps getting media hits…maybe..just maybe people will care about her…and luckily for you..she does it by showing off her nipple…because nipples get attention….when attention is the only currency you care about…because you’ve already got money..

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2017

23

Mar

Big Tits in Texas and Other Videos of the Day

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Alligator Pulled Out of Florida Sewer…

A Dude Chasing the King of Morocco

Dude Punches Woman in the Face…Never Punch a Black Woman in the Face….They’ll Kill a Bitch…

Woman Gets Taken Out by Gate….

Dog Fucks a Duck – Duck Dies….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

23

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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In a world where all the asses are fat, I’ve changed my opinion of fat asses, in what I was normally disgusted by, because I accidentally married a fat woman, she was lonely, I needed rent paid, and I vowed never to cheat on her with another fat woman – because I had all the fat chick I needed….I have finally turned Black…and realized…a fat ass and fat thighs on an 18 year old doing 2 dollar shots in leggings….all sturdy as fuck..not only photographs nicely, but can also suffocate my face nicely….

So as a skinny bitch lover…I’ve turned to the dark side and stared at at least two really fat young asses in tight pants and it was wonderful.

I am a new man…always evolving….in this life of mine….

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…for my hangover

Ashley Olsen – SINGLE
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Norman REEDUS Fucking Diana Kruger in Public or Some Shit
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A Naked Streetcar….
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New Ghost in the Shell Trailer…
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Here’s a video of Harry Potter Star who Lost His Dog During a Car accident that Left Him in the Hospital for 2 weeks – Reunited with his Dog – because Dogs are Everything
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SLUT Ashley Greene has a Hard Nipple
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Marc Anthony’s 21 Year Old Pussy – Cuz WHen You’re Rich Hot Chicks will Fuck YOu
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Some Perfectly Timed Sports Photos
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Kesha Crotch Shot
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Look….SLUTS….
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Lick the Tip – the GIF Series (NSFW)
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2017

22

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Spring must be in the air -because I’ve been asked by at least 3-4 girls to be their sugar baby…which is hilarious because I’m practically homeless, but I guess they are the kind of sales people who just throw it out there for everyone…

Now I’ve never done the sugar daddy thing for obvious reasons, the main one being that I am broke, but I do like knowing my options and prices and what is in it for me…because scaled down escorting directly to the source…not using an agency…but on a monthly package rather than the 30 dollar blowjobs I buy…isn’t a bad thing..

I guess what it comes down to is that I love your pussy holes…and I like seeing my options and prices to see those pussy holes with less work than actually trying to see that pussy hole with my charm and great unshowered looks.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Lindsay Lohan’s Mangled Face is Doing a Stupid TV Show
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POLICE VS Woman at Walmart
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Selena Weber in a Bikini
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Gong Show Host Dead
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Llama Attack
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Vanessa Hudgens Skinny and Hot…
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A Streetcar NAKED Desire
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A Couple of Faggots Answering a Couple of Questions
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The Most Entertaining Sport Ever
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Kristen Wiig’s Expensive House for Sale
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Drag Queen of the Day
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Arrested her for being Pro Choice
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Catching a Ball in Virtual Reality
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Dominos Steve Harrington’s Day Off
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Hot Anouk Van Kleef See Through.
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Baywatch is Going to be a Pile of Shit
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Courtney Love Monster of the Day
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Dogs of the Internet – Suffer Mean Comments Also
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Maitland Ward – Braless See Through
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Lollapalooza Line Up is In…
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Chelsea Handler Bikini Monster
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Dude Makes Weapons out of Ikea Pencils
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Scarlett Johansson Lesbian Haircut in Dress….
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Carolina Lavinia Hot Bikini
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Lady Looks Like a Dude…
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YOOOOOO She Shit Herself..
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Uno. Dos. Tres. – THREE DICKS – ONE PUSSY
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Russian Zoo Suing Ad Agency for Raccoon VS Bra Video
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Porn MEME of the Day
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Lick the Tip…
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Cum in Pussy GIFS
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Blowjob in the Nightclub
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ROCKY GETS TO WORK
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ROCKEY PART TWO
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Squirt Class
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Big TItty Cat Burglar
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Naked Pieced Nipples
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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Beard Oil GETS HOT YOUNG BOOTY
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Anastasia Ashley VS Masturbating Monkey
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