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2017

03

Mar

Lena Dunham – Disgusting Attention Seeking Troll of the Day

I like to start my day off with disgusting…

Lena Dunham is the worst kind of troll. Not because she’s a privileged rich kid who managed to get herself a TV show. Not because she’s a fucking hypocrite who found a hook and people use as some sort of authority. Not because she’s a body positive, understands she’s ugly piece of shit. Not because she fingered herself in bed next to her sister, or spread her sister’s vagina open when she was one year old. Not that she cried rape after waking up next to a dude she went home with, not remembering what happened…because she’s constantly angling or connecting with the feminists, the social justice warriors, the rape culture bullshit and all that really irritating shit….because she can spin it and monetize it…get attention for it…and generate her own little army… She’s not even the worst because of her writing, her politics, her annoying never shut the fuck up, hangs with Taylor Swift…tries to get more and more famous daily…

She’s the worst because she gets naked all the fucking time and thinks it’s ok, because she’s a narcissistic ego who thinks she’s the best, and her body, although naked….is worth being seen….and I think she’s one of the main people who gets naked who I don’t want to see naked…and I usually like seeing even the most disgusting things naked….

Well she got a Rihanna inspired “Woman Shield” by a “woman” because “woman power”…even though it’s her first time getting a tattoo from a woman….proving yet again she’s a fucking lie…that should put her damn shirt on….

This was her caption…

This is my first original piece by a female tattoo artist and it felt sacred and cool and she didn’t chide me for copying @badgalriri’s placement.

Let’s hope he experiences real pain to cry over one day soon….and if I had people reading the site and commenting I’d ask for suggestion on how you’d want to see her die…

What a fucking pile of last week’s kitchen waste…the worst….

If you’re more interested in seeing her spirit animal – Rihanna – Accepting some Humanitarian award CLICK HERE

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2017

03

Mar

Stripper Gets Body Slammed and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Shits Himself in Supermarket

Cops Wo Don’t have a Ladder – Got it Figured Out

Driver Intentionally Tries to Run Over Two People

Pervert Pushing Up Against Women

Stripper Fight

Wife and her Drunk Husband

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2017

03

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Your hips don’t lie but your mouth do tho…..is the name of my newest love song in the compilation of love songs I’ve written and performed in the shower…it’s the follow up to my other love song called….I Explode it in your fat shit filled ass cuz you’re on you are on period- I’m glad we met on Tinder…

I don’t really know where I’m going with this – but here are some morning links..

Amber Heard and Elon Musk – Still Fucking
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Selena Gomez Bloated Monster at the Airport
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Anastasia Ashley in the Jungle Erotica
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Rose Bertram Naked for Sports Illustrated…
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Sailor Brinkley Ass in a THong for her Behind the Scenes for SI….
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Emmy Rossum’s NYC Apartment….
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Honest Trailer….Doctor Strange…
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Pregnant Beyonce in a Tight Dress of the Day
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Some Chick in a Bikini
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World’s Fastest Nerf Dart
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Snow Bot Battle
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2017

02

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have a girl I sext who doesn’t know she’s sexting back…

I’m like “baby show me your pussy”…

And she’s like “I have a Bacterial Vaginitis, green mucus is pouring out of me”…

You know a tactic to throw me off…I love the sounds of that, what’s it taste like, I want that VAGINA INFECTION in my mouth or should we can call it PUSSY SLOP, PUSSY SLUDGE, CUNT TOXIC WASTE, GREEN TWAT SLIME….

Give your pussy super powers, or BURN A HOLE in my throat with INFECTION…just show me fucking pics of how it rapes your fucking panties..

Bella Hadid and the Weeknd Worked a Fashion Show Together..
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Pornstars on the Beach In Bikinis
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Selena Gomez BUSTED at the Airport Looking BUSTED
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The Evolution of WOlverine – if You Care
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Kate Upton’s Horrible Square Ass
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Dog Shops for his Own Treats
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Doctor Strange – Video FX Reel
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2017 Win Compilation
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Scandal – Joe Biden’s Dead Son’s Wife is With His Alive Son
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Ashley Graham – Baywatch XXL
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Selena Gomez and the Weekend in Paris Together
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Scarjo in Ghost of a Shell Posters
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Brie Larson – Big Tits at a Premiere
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Win Compilation – 2017
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David Spade Pretednign to be Reese Witherspoon
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Zoe Deutch See Through Looking Shirt
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Battle of Snow Bots
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Miranda Kerr Reveals Alternative Facts Abotu Herself
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ADriana Lima – Plastic Face
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Art is a Fuckign Rip Off
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THALIA – CLEAVAGE – FOR MEXICO….
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Chantal Jeffries Bikini Pokies
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Four Barking Dogs and a Gate
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Trailer for a Netflix Original Serial Killer SHow
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Emily Ratajkowski’s LEAKED NUDES from a While Ago – With PUSSY
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Squirrel VS Snow
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Meg Ryan Hates John Mellencamp…
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Kelly Kelly Hard Face and THong
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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Monster Tits Cooking in the Kitchen
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Some Chick in Bed
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Creepy Japanese Porn PRodigy – What’s Wrong with you Japan
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Hug Tits Being Squeezed hard – THE GIF
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Hot Girl Masturbating
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Brazilian Carnival Hot After Party – ORAL SEX EVERYWHERE
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White Girl – Wrong Hood
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Some Hot Naked Chick
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Big Booty BRazilian Slaps TV Show for Touching Her Ass
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Natalie Portman Nude
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Asshole on LIVE TV
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

02

Mar

Bella Thorne Topless and Transparent Nipples Sticking Her Tongue Out in Bed of the Day

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Bella Thorne finally posted up some tits to her snapchat, which was barely her tits but still her tits….thanks to being a ginger has transparent nipples….good thing she got a nipple ring so that you can find what you’re looking for….

I’ve banged girls with see through nipples before and one of them had inverted nipples…so there was like nothing there…closes thing to a barbie doll ever…not as magical as you’d expect…since I like nursing…

I really would have preferred her big topless reveal to be more iconic, exciting, and not lying down – so that I can see how perky her youthfulness is….laying down is the 50 year old tactic to look less like her nipples are knees….are Bella Thornes tits just push up bras…the LIES…i need TRUTHS…

I’m having a hard time looking past her gangrene chest….because skin rash on sensitive skins that get all rashy….makes shit a little less erotic….in what is hardly erotic…but is more a young girls like people seeing their nipples – desexualizing them – but not for you – cuz you’re a pervert…and so am I…

I guess we should celebrate these young girls – and their youthful tits in bed with friends showing tits…

Edgy…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

02

Mar

Nicole Kidman Robot Nipple of the Day

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Nicole Kidman has been a naked actress for a long time, she’s done all kind of nudes, I’ve seen her fire crotch, she pulled this classic pale skin beauty and I’m still convinced Tom Cruise killed the original Nicole Kidman, made a robot version of her at the Celebrity Centre for Scientologists, and that this model may be falling apart, but still has the 10 inch dick attachment she screws into her carbon fibre pubic bone…

This is her in a scene from a movie where she plays a cam girl, or a sexter, who gets raped…or something – you probably don’t need to see…another EDGY performance from our leader and original ginger queen….and you can see some nipples…and ass…always great times, even though she’s in her 50s….in theory…reality is her robot was created probably 15 or 20 years ago…and gets serviced regularly because rich people don’t worry about the cost of parts…if anything it becomes a hobby and place to spend their money…

I find these hot….in a very weird way but only because I’ve never banged a ginger…or a Robot but am dying to….I used to be terrified of them….(gingers and robots) and even when they have hands like this weird clapper…that look like they’ve already died…cuz I guess BOTOX doesn’t work on anything but face…I want more….

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2017

02

Mar

Hailey Baldwin Did Lui Magazine of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin gets the hang with the cool kids, I mean that has been her whole tactic her entire career – that is hardly a career and is more a rich and famous dad – putting her in the same location as other rich kids in LA…..

NOW she is part of the exclusive crew of girls – who are “legit” models naked in a porn magazine that re-branded as a naked model site and it works…people post the fuck out of these pics – because we like when models are naked, but also when rich kids trying to be models are naked, and when anyone is fucking naked…and I get to look because naked is wonderful….

I didn’t find all the pics yet, so I can’t tell if she’s got a pussy with a clit that looks like it’s sticking it’s tongue out at us….knowing her – she probably didn’t put the pussy out there, her parents are christians…that’s not how Christians do things, instead they act like vapid money grubbing superficial and narcissistic cunts…showing off their naked or half naked bodies for more followers than JESUS…because they are the mesiah…in their minds…and it feels good when they have everything else in their life…

Here are her pics…NOT naked….because she’s a fucking scam and does everything wrong.

: thefappening.so

Here’s some of her social media insta stories to let you into how big of a useless cunt she is….

A Quote from her momma…

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2017

02

Mar

Mischa Barton is Thirsty – GET HER SOME WATER of the Day

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WOW….girl must have lost her mind- or must be out of money – or must be desperate for some media attention so she’s stripping down into a bikini…and really, crazy or drugged out or not…she looks fucking awesome…

She’s been fat, she’s been half dead, she’s been a fucking mess for so fucking long…and seeing her doing such a low level campaign makes me think I have a chance of mananging her – or at least promising her great things that she’ll believe because she’s at rock bottom…and if this is rock bottom…I’m into it…becauase she looks fucking awesome, is humbled….imagine having been on a TV show and this is your life…HILARIOUS…

She’s either photoshopped to shit, botoxed to shit, or just bloated and I love it.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Mischa Barton|SFW

2017

02

Mar

Scarlett Johansson in Ghost of a Shell Poster of the Day

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Blockbuster queen, who probably should have been left doing low budget Indie movies, instead of becoming this massive star who can’t act….is still a fetish to dudes everywhere who just find her really hot, a natural beauty, amazing…all because they can’t get over the past and move the fuck on…

She’s old, she’s not a hot young actress I want to see doing anything hot or young, and yet she’s booking blockbusters…like Ghost of a Shell or whatever the fuck this is, it’s nerd videogame shit that I don’t really understand or care to understand…

I just know that the shell is whatever they are trying to present at SCARJO….it’s seems like CGI, you know, turning her into some kind of videogame…because the mom aged, too rich and famous to give a fuck, movie companies trying to fill seats using names…doesn’t look anything like this…I mean..it looks like a fucking cartoon, which is also something you jerk off to so – let’s merge it all together and have some Cartoon Johansson for the real socially awkward weridos…right…

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson|SFW

2017

02

Mar

Ashley Graham Doing the Baywatch is the Funniest Shit Ever of the Day

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DUDE…..BRO….HOMEBOY….this is hilarious..

I mean fat girls pretending to be models is hilarious on it’s own….even funnier…fat girls pretending to be baywatch girls…I mean in the 90s…this shit would be fucking passed around and viral and the fat girls so happy to be part of the joke – because it was the only way they’d get work…throw a fat chick in a bikini – PUNCHLINE….

OR….throwing the fat girl out there for the black dudes who love fat chicks, even more when they are white….like Ashley Graham’s husband…it’s the only body that fits their big black dicks…and it’s some baseline human instinct that they can breed…but the problem with that black guy loving white fat chicks…is it gives them ego…

Leading to Ashley Graham, who is an actual model, paid lots of money to be a fat chick, like “eat more, we need to relate to America”….despite it being proven to kill and the WORST message ever. It’s like if your friends jump off the bridge, jump with them to sell them product…

So her career..is a legit thing, a fucking joke to me, but a legit thing…that she is milking and not just because she wants every last drop of anything caloric…but because why the fuck not..cash in

But it’s still hilarious…but her ass is pretty fucking wonderful and part of me wants to reverse birth myself…into her womb and I’d fit….