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2017

01

Mar

Adriana Lima for Ocean Drive of the Day

Adriana Lima hasn’t quit…and I guess with the power of Photoshop she doesn’t have to…cuz bitch knows how to pose proper, it is kinda all she’s done the last decade…working with the best hair, make-up, lighting and photography people….the miracles of the industry that hide the unfortunate harsh reality of child birth, aging and being of latin and native roots, that genetically want your cute round ass to look like it belongs on a corn tortilla eating mom of 12….dumpy as fuck….

But she’s pulled through, fitness, diet, million dollar contracts…plastic surgery…whatever it fucking takes to keep this bullshit going….

Now she’s in Ocean Drive..posing….looking matured, not yet rotten, maybe just a little ripe…but remember like with a banana…a ripe banana can still be made into a banana bread and banana bread is good as fuck…

Adriana Lima…not quite banana bread…but still worth sticking your dick in…because she’s Adriana Lima…

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2017

01

Mar

Girls Playing Flute With Their Vaginas of the Day

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I’ve been sent a video of a Japanese girl playing flute or recorder if you want to get technical with her vagina, it’s from some Japanese TV show, where things that would offend America are normal, things that America couldn’t handle gets thrown into the mix like the maniacs they are…and I love it enough to want to be a Japanese TV producer, because I don’t like porn or want that, but I do like offending, trolling, and fucked up shit…so maybe that’s my calling…but in the meantime, I’ll just watch the clips…

Here a girl playing the Kazoo…

There must be more of this out there – I am bad at google / one’s enough..

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2017

01

Mar

Couple Have Sex a Dominos Counter and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Almost Survives….

Boyfriend Begs for Girlfriend’s Forgiveness…

Kayaker VS 500 Lbs Marlin

Ice Removal…

Robbery at a Fish and Chips Spot with a Banana

Man Attacks Bear

Dude with a Bullet Wound to the Face is Terrifying

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

01

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Social media killed the internet website star…and I guess the guy who wasn’t the website star…but who had a website…because there were the glory days of 2007 when I’d post a tit pic and people would celebrate…they’d fucking dance around, click around, and all was good in the world of pathetic….but now they all do that on social media…leaving me scared and alone on the sinking ship like I was the Titanic captain….like you’re supposed to….

Because people are fucking lazy….I don’t even get nudes taken for me, I get the massive CC nude that’s been photoshopped and edited to the level the bitch likes…

Everything is a fucking assembly line…mass produced and it is enough to make you want to throw your computer in the ocean….but you aren’t near the fucking ocean thanks the the web being dead….

It’s a losing battle where we are all the losers….but the good news is that one day we will all die…LOL

Here are some morning links…

Hot Model in a Bikini VS a Raccoon Stealing her Lunch
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Trump Kills the Cannabis Cup
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Nadine Velazquez Titties on the History Channel
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Kate Hudson is in a Custody Battle…Always Hot…Knowing a Bitch is a Mom Fighting with her Baby Daddy over Money…Sexy..
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Robot of the Day
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The Oscars Used a Rapist in Part of the Ceremony…
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The Evolution of King Kong
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Mama June’s Neck is Insane…
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Rolexes in Movies…The Round-Up
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2017

28

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day besides being pretty much unemployed and staring at the wall all day – was figuring out how to save pictures girls send me on snapchat that are pre-shot – so that every time they message me back they see their gaping assholes….leading to them begging for me to delete or unsave the pic…only for me to not listen because I’m a rebel….causing them to block and delete me – so that I don’t get anymore nude pics of them ever again….because I don’t have a longterm plan with much…

It’s winter and I only talk to my dog…so all I got going for me is fat girls and their nudes and that’s good enough for me….as I have no standards…

To See The Rest of the StepLINKS – Look Down…

Train Brawl Using a Bagel
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Some Selena Weber Chick in a Bikini
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Ireland Baldwin’s Slutty Instagram Pics.
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Raccoon Tries to steal a Models Lunch…
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The House Britney Spears Had Sex in – Sells for 7 Million Dollars
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Jessica Alba Cleavage
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Cat Mumbling to Himself while Hunting Birds
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Look – It’ Rihanna
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Genevieve in a Bikini…
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Courtney Stodden – Nipples
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Where did Jessica Biel’s Boobs Go….Childbirth
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Ghost in the Shell – Behind the Scenes
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Victoria’s Secret Models Promoting Bullshit
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Mariah Carey – Nipples
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Making Music on Bananas
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The Evolution of King Kong
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Lily Rose Depp – Braless and Amazing
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Chicks I’ve Never Heard of in Bikinis
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The Academy Award Fuck Up in Video – Because I didn’t Watch it Yesterday
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Amanda Bynes is Off Probation
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Ariel Winter’s Ham Looking Ass of hte Day
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Skinny Model Gets Fat – Tries to Monetize it
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Mean Tweets the Oscar Edition
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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Brazilian TV Accidentally Shows a Butthole
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Esme Bianco – Posing Topless
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Hot Naked Chick in Pictures…
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Japanese Porn Prodigy
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Bad Girlfriend doing Good Things..
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Artist Made a Sex Tape
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Some Random Girl Flashing her Hot Body
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

28

Feb

Poking Kate Upton’s Tit of the Day

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Apparently this is video of someone named Erin Foster poking Kate Upton’s big sloppy tit – and people are pretty excited about it……because Kate Upton, rich kid, has been milking her tits forever, like the cow that she is, and she’s not about to stop now…they are her only real asset, the only thing going for her, I mean other than her trust fund she’s got from her rich family who invented the fucking washing machine, probably thinking “when we’re long dead, I hope our patent allows our HEIRS to use their tits for fame”….FINGERS CROSSED..

Her tits are sloppy and for someone who likes sloppy things because they are disgusting they are great…even though I find her pretty fucking disgusting.

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2017

28

Feb

Emma Watson Naughty Shirt of the Day

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Emma Watson is in Vanity Fair. Her fans are weird. They will jerk off to Vanity Fair like it was Playboy they found in their dad’s bedroom when they were 12, because they’ve been wanting to fuck her since she was 12…not really that wholesome – but being into Wizards and fantasy does weird things to nerds – especially – sexually…

I don’t understand the hype, but I’m not a Harry Potter weirdo who spent a decade waiting for her to ripen…they are a special breed of human…

LOOK – EMMA WATSON IS A FEMINIST…

Posted in:Emma Watson|SFW

2017

28

Feb

Petra Nemcova See Through of the Day

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Apparently this is Petra Nemcova rocking a see through – and I figure when you’re a Tsunami survivor, you don’t really need to wear clothes. Surviving a Tsunami, and not just any Tsunami, but THE Tsunami that put the word Tsunami in your vocabulary, and that also killed her photographer fiance…while she climbed up a fucking tree and survived….you can pretty much go through life giving everything, from life itself, to everyone around you the finger…because it’s one of those “fuck you” survivals…that gets you the green light to do anything you fucking want….it’s not surviving date rape, or an abusive relationship, or being cheated on, or gaining 10 pounds…it’s a natural fucking disaster that killed thousands…you get the pass to show us all your tits, but then again, I don’t even know if I see tits….people say this is see through, but it’s not nearly see through enough to really be seen as see through…you know…I want more crazy, more exhibitionism, out of this survivor…

That said, she’s still hot. Shit didn’t mangle her….but I’m sure everyone she knows is tired of hearing about it…like everyone who visits this site is tired of reading my useless opinion on everything….

Posted in:Petra Nemcova|SFW

2017

28

Feb

Bella Thorne is Magical of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the jailbait who looks 40 and who isn’t really jailbait of the minute….it’s one of those probably not so sustainable, and not because of her terrible skin, or even because her body or willingness to show off her body isn’t there…but because we are all wilted flowers, separated from our stem, slowly rotting away….and the world is a vapid, insignificant place…where nothing actually matters, where people don’t commit to anything, where we move onto the next young tight body showing off her tight body to get fans and followers, the second she comes along…and sure the one sold off to the industry by her terrible stage parent is still going to be around…and thanks to social media….will still make money because being on TV gets you started on social media….where the real money is…and the slut pics carry it, grow it, and help you monetize it…

You all know this, but what the fuck else am I supposed to say about Bella Thorne, that she seems fucking boring, trying to be ratchet, since all young girls are ratchet now…hip hop is pop and being a rachet is cool…so they are all doing it…like basic white girls…are fucking twerking and shit…and that is or can a wonderful thing….what was once reserved for strippers is now perfect for Disney kids…amazing..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

28

Feb

Candice Swanepoel is Back in a Bikini of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is probably in Miami recovering from Plastic Surgery from her Plastic Surgeon who gives all the VS girls Tummy Tucks….before releasing her mom body…to the rest of the world…via staged paparazzi pics….

It’s the big reveal…

It’s too bad that bikini is containing her banged out mom pussy, because I’d rather see something authentic on this plastic bitch…you know everything so manufactured and full of lies…

The Victoria’s Secret star, who has only worked in Victoria’s Secret…doesn’t even have milk filled tits…which brings up the important question of what the fuck is the point of having kids…maybe it’s some shes’ 30 and feels the need to breed with the guy she cheats on….or maybe it was one too many abortions…or maybe it is some South African AIDS rate related bullshit….and that’s about all I have to say about that…

Classic bikini paparazzi pics though…good old fashioned internet content…like bikini pics even matter anymore…

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