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2017

24

Feb

Katy Perry See Through of the Day

Katy Perry is a bit of a monster…but her thighs aren’t as bad as they used to be. I guess she’s been paying attention to her life, her look, being 30 and scamming the fuck out of the world into making her more than a one hit wonder is….pretty fucking incredible. A lot of brainwashing the people went into her career and the least she can do is pay back by working out everyday, getting botox to try to stay youthful, in order to keep the stupid money rolling in…

I am not against Katy Perry, she’s just been raping my ears for a long time, and like a girl who is adducted by a creeper who locks her in his garden shed or basement…eventually the rapist because your friend, someone you look to with fond memories, even though he’s a fucking rapist…he feeds you, you rely on him, you’re friends…

She’s a big girl…but looking less big…and less big is a good thing as it lifts it’s dress up at me…what a silly girl, riding high…rich as fuck…famous as fuck…from Hipster trash to this…what a story….no one should care about….what they should care about is her tits…THE tits are her goods.

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2017

24

Feb

Dove Cameron for Galore of the Day

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This is the new generation Disney Star you probably have heard of because you sit at home and jerk off to Disney channel in your trailer park….you are the one guy in the world who still has cable and jerks off to cable in a world where cable is obsolete…

I’m sure I’ve done posts on her before, I am pretty up to speed with the creepy young girls creepy old guys jerk off to, not because I’m into this polished, manufactured shit, but because this site posts the pocs of these idiots I generally hate…both as people and as ideas….they represent fucking evil…discusting…commercial nonsense…

I guess she’s trying to be a bit edgier, she’s got this Marilyn Monroe look, like she’s a Scarlett Johanssson impersonator….who or a mini Lohan….and she’s kinda hot….

Edgier is good when you’re a broken child sold off to Disney….by your evil parents….

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Dove Cameron|SFW

2017

24

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Still Showing Off her Ass of the Day

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Guess what…Bella Thorne is showing off her ass again…sure she’s milking the same old bikini pics from earlier in the week that we posted here on this very up to date and current celebrity slut site….but it’s still showing off her ass…because a day…or week doesn’t go by where she doesn’t say “i have a great ass, people like my great ass, 15 million people follow my great ass…they say that beauty fades, but if she doesn’t go totally off from the ego, the fame, the no parents, the money…I’m sure her ass will still be worth jerking off to at 30….it’s just the right shape to age right….so 11 more years of her, but hopefully not 11 more years of this site…I mean…imagine I did this for 25 years…that’s fucking ridiculous.

I’d rather just look at her ass than reflect on my pathetic existence.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

24

Feb

Elsa Hosk, Stella Maxwell and Georgia Fowler Fashion Show See Through of the Day

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It’s fashion week in Milan…and these models wore see through dresses for people to see their nipples as they walked the runways for very little money…but because it increases their profile and makes us really believe their bullshit lie that they are actual models…even thought they are actual models…but there is really no need for them in a world of all these DIY models who are less ego, more affordable, and probably do a better job…

I’ll let you figure out which VS model is which, which is amazing that all the VS girls are walking the runway, I guess VS is trying to shift their brand…as most brands wouldn’t touch one of those girls…they aren’t fashion -but either is fashion anymore…they just want people with followers and Victoria’s Secret is the number one promo model jobs around…the dream one.

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|Georgia Fowler|Stella Maxwell

2017

24

Feb

Kate Moss See Through Dress of the Day

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Kate Moss is more than just a icon to the gays…or a throwback to all the hipsters obsessed with the 90s…where they wear her on T-shirts and call her amazing…or whatever the catch phrase of the hipster times are….

She’s also the most luxurious half naked dirt bag…who is old, fat, beat up, and tired….but glamourous…

Her probably STD ridden thanks to the last 20 years she’s survived as a rich as fuck top model who fucks some of the creepiest rockstar fucking, doing blow on camera, partying, all while being a rich as fuck single mom living the life of luxury…

I want to smell her pussy to experience the places she’s been on her really amazing journey…

But I don’t mind staring at her tits she busts out all the fucking time….

I normally hate old, fat, washed up women…even though they are easy, low maintenance, just happy you talk to them in their sadness and tears, so appreciative and willing to pay you back with great blowjobs…for an affordable price…..

But this one…is too expensive for my blood, unattainable but still hot.

I’m very into her….

Here’s some photoshoot she did a few weeks ago – or that was released a few weeks ago – because she’s more than just a sheer dress…

Posted in:Kate Moss|SFW

2017

24

Feb

Marion Cotillard Pussy Grab from a Movie of the Day

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I fucking love bush…seriously…if you read the site and you don’t…bush is my best friend. It is nature’s pillow that lives in the panty…it is magical and I love it all over my face…dripping with wetness.

Bush is erotic, and the whole anti-bush movement, is some nazi regime against the pubic hair, where it is treated like the Jews in WWII, all waxed and lasered off in their own pubic hair gas chamber…why…to sell fucking products, to make girls feel insecure about hair, forgetting that it’s natural in this fabricated bullshit world….and it’s the only thing that I feel is real…

I am a bush loving…make girls grow out their bush…even girls I just sext with….from lovers and strangers….BUSH…and it’s been a constant in my life for pretty much ever…

So seeing this Marion Cotillard actress and her in movie bush, isn’t all that surprising, she’s french, they don’t or didn’t groom…hairy armpits like a feminist or not…while doing a little porny pussy grab…is magic…movie making magic…and probably not even her bush…

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2017

24

Feb

Ariel Winter Doesn’t Want you To See Her Tit of the Day

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I wonder what was going on with this way too tight outfit…that I guess she got a size smaller than she actually is…because no girl likes to admit she’s a XXL…especially when she’s barely 5 foot tall…sure she can blame it on her tits being so big she’s had to amputate them or deflate them once…but the truth is it’s all the fucking garbage you eat on set while feeding the emptiness in your soul with craft services on set…you little sugar addict….

But whatever she this dress did to her braless monster tits….she didn’t want you to see it…and she’s an exhibitionist…it’s probably pretty fucking gnarly…or maybe this is her monster face cock tease…

Look at that monster face…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

24

Feb

Mexican Politician Shows Kids How To Put on Condoms – With her Mouth of the Day

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Her name is and she’s a 52 year old minx, who I guess before she was in politics was working the mean streets of Tijuana doing Donkey Shows and fucking white Americans on bachelor parties….because girl knows the hooker tricks that any of you who have fucked a hooker, or at least a well versed slut who insists on condoms because she’s had diseases and doesn’t want more…and has had abortions and doesn’t want more…and has been off birth control because that shit makes her fat and crazy as it messes with her hormones…because from my experience the girls who insist on condoms are the dirty ones…and they all try to make things better with these mouth tricks….

I figure you’re never too young to learn what takes some hookers at least a few weeks of work, which in some cases is a lifetime of cock….6 a day for 14 days…that’s a lot of cock….

Either way, these are some politics I can fuck with….not the trump updates on facebook that shits’ boring.

This bitch is the best…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2017

24

Feb

Lea Michele Still in a One Piece Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if Lea Michele is pregnant….but if she is that would discount my theory that she’s got a dick…and I’ve spent a bunch of time looking at the crotch of this bikini to see if I see a testicle slip…maybe it’s just a beer belly…because that’s gotta be why she’s in on one pice, unless it’s some tactical outfit that helps her tuck her cock, because if she does have a cock, you know it’d be a big one….she’s just that kind of trans…the celebrity kind….but maybe she’s all woman…and just looks more and more trans the more she tries to jack up her face – attempting to be “prettier”….which for anyone who hates the Jenner / Kardashian look…is actually manlier…yet more and more women keep doing it…werid…

Even her hard nipples are masculine..nice YOGA Form…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE

Here’s another look at the Lea Dick…

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

24

Feb

Nina Agdal Retard Head of the Day

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I’ve been committed to the cause that Nina Agdal is a retard, maybe with Downs Syndrome, which isn’t a bad thing, I prefer people with Downs over most humans, and it would actually be endearing…it would add some dimension to the fact that she’s a vapid, gold digging, Leonardo DiCaprio groupie who tries to fuck him into husband…because it will lead to her living the good life, while putting all importance on materialistic bullshit, because she knows she’s not hot enough to carry this life, she’s just been lucky that she’s been sold to the public by Sports Illustrated…and they believe it…

She’s garbage, she’s a drunken mess – which would be cool without the ego…she’s big and awkward looking and she’s got this face…this weird fucking face….this is shit that remind me of nightmares of being stranged alone in the fucking jungle…only to wake to this saying “put your sperm in me and make me babies like you’re brad cooper and I’m irina”…

It’s weird as fuck

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Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW