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2016

06

Dec

Oliva Munn’s Weird See Through of the Day

Olivia Munn is the worst…she’s been so shameless in her career, and it’s worked out for her, I mean she gets jobs as an actress, after being a fucking host, on some show barely anyone watched…and now all her hollywood dreams have come true, in some serious polarizing or winning some kind of lottery that makes little to no sense, since she’s not that hot…she just got nerds to think she was into what they are into, really owned that shit, because she’s an actor remember…pretending to like a videogame while talking to a virgin with your tits out as he cums himself…is easy… making her hot to them, and able to leverage that to this…acting shit….celebrity shit…in big movies and …when she should be working for local youtube gamer channel for 30 grand a year….but I guess she always had a goal, an objective, and her using, worked and it worked…and we can assume tht putting her tits out in a sheer dress is nothing compared to the work she had to do with her actual genitals to get here….making her pussy story the inspiring story of pussy survival and winning…I guess…it needs to be a kids show

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Here’s the most representative photo to sum up her career….Getting stains out of her dress…if you know what I mean..(if you don’t, let me give you a hint, it’s not about her being a sloppy eater…if you know what I mean)….if you still don’t know what I mean…fuck yourself and die – I hate you.

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2016

06

Dec

I Think Kate Bosworth is Great of the Day

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Kate Bosworth is fucking wonderful….and there’s nothing more Christmas that a relaxing shoot of a skinny, despite being old by now, but still maintaining how good she’s always looked to me, despite being old….in her pyjamas…because they snuck in that panty shot and panties are fucking wonderful…both on the floor, on the girl, on my face, in the dumpster, on a clothes line for me to sniff and steal, in the store for me to touch inappropriately knowing some dumb bitch will try them on…because panties are great even when you’re not a panty fetishists…especially when the girl in panties looks like this…she’s one of the best there ever was, I wonder why her career was serious dog shit, while other bitches got paid…just another example of how unfair this world is…

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2016

06

Dec

Britt Maren Naked of the Day

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Britt Maren is an American model who came onto the scene looking pretty fucking average, but has gone onto do the DREAM job of VICTORIA’s SECRET something all these fake hipster models who pretend they are too good for the PROMO model job, only to jump up and down with the approval they seek from being cast for the mall brand, because that’s just HOW these people work…they are in it for fame, attention, money, success, rich boyfriends…and they can pretend as much as they want…they aren’t fooling me…

So keep doing these “artistic nudes”….trying to have some depth, concept, purpose, vision, creative direction….where they can pretend they are “muses”…to the content producers…but really…they just lookin’ for likes…and I’m a basic…very basic man…so she’s got my approval…something she may pretend she’s not be looking for…but then why is she naked in pics?

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2016

06

Dec

Monika Jagaciak Topless in Harper’s Bazaar Mexico

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I showed the nipple pic to a girl saying do you see how this magazine called Harper’s Bazaar sneaks nipples into photoshoots because nipples get people excited – even when it is for fashion – because despite all the social justice warrior fights and protests…to desexualize a nipple – the nipple is still something that most men, even faggot type men, can jerk off to…but you don’t see gay dudes jerking off on gay websites for gay dudes to jerk off to them saying “stop looking at my nipple like that”…because gay dudes, despite being bitches, aren’t actual bitches..

I guess what I am trying to say is that girls like to whine, and that’s why I prefer them sitting on my face…or chocking on a cock..because it’s when they are at their best…distracted from their over active and annoying minds…

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2016

06

Dec

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Stance for Vogue of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is a lesbian…and Photo number 6 – if you take the time to cruise through these pics..which I don’t think you should since she looks like a dyke.

Not that I hate dykes, or don’t find dykes hot, I mean there’s something awesome about a woman who looks like she’s going to a construction site when really she’s just going to the grocery store, because women can’t escape their gender roles, no matter how thick their beards are, or how big her construction boots are at Home Depot… it’s that dykes hate me, cuz of this whole penis thing. I try to tell them it’s just a clit gone wrong, because when buried in my fat, it can really be anything, it’s not a weapon or the patriarchy or that guy who raped you…it could be your friend, maybe if I rub week old tuna on it? Will that help our friendship blossom?

Well, she is a dyke…so I guess this fashion shoot makes sense…spread em…Twilight.

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW

2016

06

Dec

Bikini Model Natalie Roser of the Day

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Natalie Roser is not a hoser, but a hoser is something Canadians call themselves, which I don’t real understand, but I do understand the concept of HOSING someone down, which I rarely get to do, because girls fear golden showers, which makes no sense to me…because they’ll eat ass and take mucusy cum loads to their mouths, and that shit isn’t sterile, while urine is…silly girls need to read up on science or some shit…or maybe it’s cuz they pretend they don’t like being degraded, on some college caliber protest that bores me…

NOT THAT THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH Natalie Roser…i’m sure she’s down to be peed on, it’s part of her job description of being an “up and coming model who looks like she’s 40 and these were shot in the 90s”…

Catalog pics are the fucking worst…

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2016

06

Dec

Stella Maxwell for Love Magazine of the Day

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This is just so fucking stupid…..

It’s a little Stella Maxwell trying to seduce someone she calls Daddy, while referring to herself as mommy, in what is somehow inspired by the Wolf of Wall Street, because why not…and the script because I watched the whole thing, that left me feeling empty and alone and in a world of very lazy content production, doing the bare minimum, evoking zero fucking emotion or excitement, pretty much inspired with low grade, low budget porn…but pretending it is FASHION….as she discusses throwing away all her panties and spreading her pussy in short skirts…for “daddy to look at but not touch”…like some kind of temptress..

What she doesn’t tell you is about the herpes outbreak, that the panties irritate, because that’s how you get into Victoria’s Secret and this “it girl”…who only they really think they are “it girls”…the media is just lazy and figures use the people already doing shit..so that no one actually puts anything good out there…

I prefer which their theme is Christmas, since it’s Christmas….because whatever this is, is just weak..I’m not a hater, I just see shit when I see shit..

I post shit because my site is shit and I’m even lazier than these people out there producing shit…because shit…why bother when shit is so celebrated…

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2016

06

Dec

Creep Looking up Skirts at Walmart and Other Videos of the Day

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Ghetto Bitch Threw her Cat off a Third Floor Balcony for Social Media – While Her Ghetto Friend Lifed…This is theFucking World We Live in….and It Makes me Very fucking Mad…..her name is Tikeemah Lassiter…she must be Shot

The Man Who Spins Bike Wheel on his Asshole

Man Eats Spaghetti with his Dogs

Don’t Fight with Robbers with Guns while on Dirt Roads

Chinese Car in the River

Chinese Bentley Disaster –

Clerk Fights Off Armed Robber

Robber Punches Woman in her Apartment Building – Nice Guy

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2016

06

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The holiday season always gets me feeling sentimental…maybe it’s all the drinking and eating of cookies that puts me into diabetes psychosis…or maybe it’s because my hemorrhoids always seem to flare up in response the emotional trauma I have from being raped one Christmas when I was a kid – but a guy dressed like Santa Claus who was staying in our orphanage…maybe they are hemorrhoids at all..but rather just ‘ghost’ scars, like how amputees feel an arm where their arm once was….

Or maybe talking about being a kid raped by Santa is the wrong way to start this cheerful day, but instead I should focus on my breast feeding obsession that involved at least one stranger – college aged – sucking on my nipple in a bar saying “Momma” for her snapchat…that I creative directed…because I am an artist…they call me Art Jesus…

I guess I should post some stepLINKS…because I don’t know where I’m going with this, but I can’t stay here.

Don’t Rob the Motherfucker who is Pretending to be a Statue
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Kendall Jenner – Braless
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Video from High Places for you Pussies afraid of Heights
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When Men’s Bikes have a Horizontal Crossbar
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Serena Williams Wants Gender Equality
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Jennifer Lawrence on a Surf Board
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Most Basketball Three Pointers in One Minute
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This Amy Schumer Barbie Shit is Ridiculous
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FOAM PARTY AT THE POWER STATION
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Tom Ford Thinks All Dudes Should Be a Bottom Once
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2016

05

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Watching women who feel liberated breast feed in public places, because it’s not a shameful act and we should all celebrate seeing titties in public, seems to always piss off the women who are trying to prove a point that her breast feeding is some kind of protest against the patriarchy – instead of being open to being watched by a pervert…and I think that’s abusive, or wrong…it’s like let me join you, your tits, this coffee shop that doesn’t care, are our STANDING ROCK…together…let’s bring down the man, who doesn’t want this to go down, for clean drinking water for a future generation….you bring the tits…and I will bring the eyes to stare and scream “OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR TITS – CAN I SIT IN ON THIS ONE”….but instead…they want to work alone…in their feeding…they want nothing to do with me…and instead I am forced to find crackwhores who couldn’t fund the abortion with retard crack babies…all malnourished…but still producing milk…willing to charge me for my titty milk fetish I blame my mom for leaving me…after leaving me…which as a side note is a terrible way or thing to incorporate into seducing hot chicks…because when you say “MOM” at a bar…they get thrown off…and you follow up with “why did you die when I was 8″….motherfucker you’re not getting laid…it’s a total misuse of potential topic you can manipulate girls with…get it to-fucking-gether..bro…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Kaley Cuoco – Slutty
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Anastasia Ashley in a Bikini….
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CNN Crew Jokes Abotu Trump’s Plane Crashing
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Weird School Shooting PSA….
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Jennifer Lawrence’s Butt Almost Killed a Man
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Charlie XCX – Slutty Performance
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Josh Brolin’s Naked Ass…
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No One Gives a Fuck Abotu Tiffani Amber Thiessen in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner Gives the Finger While Not Waring Bra
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Sara Jean Underwood – Side Tit
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Real Housewives of Miami House…
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Throwback Monday – Ariel Winter Ass
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Alessandra Ambrosio Braless in a Tight Sweater
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Eminem’s Rap God Performed by Animals..
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Close Call with an SUV
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Julianne Hough’s Golden Pokies…
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Guess Who is Hosting the Oscars
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Bucket Drummer of the Day
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How Many Shipping Containers are Lost at Sea….
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Kendall Jenner See Through…
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Chick TASES her Crotch
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Cats Getting Stuck in Things – The Video
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Angry Statue Kicks Dude in the Face
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Karrueche Tran Went to the Beach
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More Karreuche Tran in a Bikini
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Natalie Portman – READY TO DROP..
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Taylor Swift’s Power is Shutting Down
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Amy Schumer is Playing Barbie – Kill Yourself Now
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9 Things You Didn’t Know About Rocky
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Chris Pratt Failed Card Trick!
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Lisa Opie – No Underwear – Dumb Hair
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Rose McGowan Finger banging Pussy…
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The Director of Last Tango in Paris Admits the Rape Scene was a REAL rape…WHAT THE FUCK
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Titty Dance
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WTF Moments in Porn
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Big Titties Get Pulled Out
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VAGINA TOUCHING
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Topless Girls TOgether
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West World Tits
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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