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2016

19

Dec

Kaley Cuoco See Through Dress of the Day

100 Million Dollar deal for Kaley Cuoco has been pretty interesting situation for everyone’s favorite old, yet accessibly hot chick on the nerd show….but most interesting for her face that she’s hacked away at….through plastic surgery…

Because she was probably an annoying ego, where she felt she was hot, from the show all you creepers in your 40s remember, that John Ritter show many years ago, before he was dead, and before she was 40 fucking years old and someone we grew up with and now forced to watch scramble…

Marketed as a “teenager”….something we liked…and that we grew up and aged into hell because teens on TV in an era where TV mattered…was what people jerked off to…because it was pre internet….trying to stay “hot”….without realizing how broken down Plastic surgery makes a bitch look….and her dress is semi see through, but no nipples, on the implant tits, so not see through at all…I lied, I click baited, I win at internet marketing…but not at all…cuz I’m not a billionaire.

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2016

19

Dec

Charli XCX See Through of the Day

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Charli XCX may have nipples….and you may like to look at them and she may have accidentally posted them on social media – you know in an “oops” situation in an “I don’t know how this ended up here”….but don’t let it take away the fact that she’s the most talented singer in the fucking world….focus on her music…not the pressure of a woman with big tits…using her tits to get ahead for the patriarchy….like she was Pam Anderson….and not Adele who can’t use her tits for anything more than a table to rest her CAKE and Large Sized pizza on….

Posted in:Charli XCX|SFW

2016

19

Dec

Romee Strijd Epic Cameltoe of the Day

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Romee Strijd is some Victoria’s Secret model with a massive fucking cameltoe on set for the evil empire – Victoria’s Secret that sells a lot of fucking overpriced underwear that is made in CHINA despite what your master leader supreme TRUMP wants….

I can’t relate to her, I mean I do understand big hungry vagina eating panties but she’s too hot and modeling in her prostituting, I’m more into fucking some fat prostitutes for very affordable rates…you know because they are old, down on their luck, because I wouldn’t be fucking an expensive prostitute..that would just be crazy…

But I can look at her ‘vagina…and think…’vagina…and that’s about as much depth as I’ve got for this typical Victoria’s Secret Nonsense…that has been the same for fucking ever….but new cameltoe…on model women…

Posted in:Romee Strijd|SFW

2016

19

Dec

Bella Thorne Titty on the Beach of the Day

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I don’t know if Bella Thorne is filming a very important movie, or if she’s doing the more important seduce the paparazzi by being ridiculous at the beach because the paparazzi are more important to her existence than actual paying jobs – since no one watches movies, no one cares about movies, no one cares about Bella Thorne unless she’s on the beach showing off her tits.

This is what her stage parents trained her for…and thank god for that – because this is her at her best…..I mean until I see the spread ass pics – that I know are on the way…that’s what life as a puppet addicted to followers eventually does…

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2016

19

Dec

Kylie Jenner the Transition is Complete of the Day

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Kylie Jenner, like her father, has gone through the transition of becoming Kim Kardashian…despite being white…not that you’d ever know that because of her color, and her body shape that was created in a lab in their basement, jacking up her face, sucking fat out of her non-athletic stomach and injected into her ass – so that she can be the video vixen her family wants her to be…

The rumor is that she has a sex tape, which would be the actual full circle, coming to completion, hatching of the devil….and in the meantime….she’s posting weird troll erotica…because this family is the fucking worst – as you already know…but trying to figure out a 19 year old that looks like this is always funny, especially because all of her followers do bootleg versions of her facial injections and look like fucking clowns – that we can experience every time we leave our house!

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

19

Dec

UFC Paige VanZant Weigh-in of the Day

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I don’t think watching girls fight each other, other than in a bar setting in the late 90s, when it was encouraged, in mud….is that hot..

I guess there’s something masculine, terrifying, even disgusting about a woman warrior ready to kill any predators…and that’s ok for closet case homos, who don’t know how to deal with their homo….but for someone like me, who is traditionally attracted to small, weak, women who can’t run too fast, either due to an injury, disability, or roofies…I can’t get into it…I mean unless it’s at a college bar in mud…and I guess Jello, but Jello is too sticky…Call me a misogynist, I think of myself as a feminist…and none of this matters…because all you bros jerk off to this shit regardless of what I have to say…

So Paige VanZant, who lost this weekend’s fight….doesn’t take away the eroticism to those into Paige VanSant stripping down for her weigh in – like a Youtuber unboxing video – but better…

Posted in:Paige VanZant|SFW

2016

19

Dec

The Love Magazine Advent Calendar Round-Up of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio too old to be showing her ass for love magazine…but still doing it – because Love Magazine is the only thing doing anything for Christmas that has nothing to do with Christmas – because that would be politically incorrect….but not as politically incorrect as getting a 35 year old mom producing flashing her ass in lingerie voyeur videos – in what is probably the best Love video to date – but still not very christmas, unless you’re like me and you creep on people’s Christmas by following them home after their Christmas party and waiting on their fire escape to see them fuck their boss…or co-worker they brought home…you know tis the season…but let’s be real…voyeurism is always the seaason…

Stella Maxwell is in a second video for LOVE, because why not do as much as you can now that you’ve fucked the entire system into thinking you’re a hot model, because apparently she is a hot model, but she wasn’t a hot model when it all happened…

Lastly, Alexa Chung – Who?

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

19

Dec

Spoiled Girl Screams at her Grandpa about an iPhone Appointment and Other Videos of the Day

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Twerking – Shits Herself Twerking

The Family that Fights Together…

Man Beats a Robber

Trump Supporter – Dragged by Car Theif – Thrown Onto Street – Walks Away

Oklahoma Running Back – Joe Mixon – Punching a Chick

Dude Stealing Fuel…

People Getting Robbed on the Bus…

Drunk Driver Takes Out Cop

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

19

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My biggest fail of the weekend was not getting a girl to masturbate in a church bathroom she was at on Sunday because her mom is some religious bitch and it is a week before Christmas, not that masturbating in church is that big of a deal anymore…I am sure all the instagram sluts do nude shoots in churches all the time, but I am old and still believe in Christmas miracles…so I am into it…and didn’t get it…which is pretty much exactly what you’d expect for someone who excels at failing…

My biggest win of the weekend was not falling in a snowbank, drunk on my way home, and dying….and to think all my school teachers told me I would amount to nothing….

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Paris Jackson Gives Macaulay Culkin a Pedicure
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11,000 Penguins VS 4,000 Santa Clauses in a Battle
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Zsa Zsa Gabour is Dead
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Holiday Dip Goes Wrong On Air
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Ariel Winter – Big Titty Christmas Shop
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Some Chick in BIKINI FROM HGTV
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The World’s Smallest Brownie
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I Think Amy Schumber is in a Bikini in this Trailer…Oh God She Is…Shameless
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Russian Hacker Catches Hands on Fire..
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Glamour Model Who is Mangled as Fuck – Vida Guerra – Naked
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Anna Faris – Dog Killer
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Reporter Gets Sick for Obama
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2016

16

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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The extreme cold does present some great opportunity for the pervert out there with nothing better to do that patrol the streets to help the female homeless and teen runaways…who are so desperate for a warm shower, bowl of soup and HEAT that they will pretty much do anything…from mud wrestling each other in your bathroom…to insertion….to pretty much anything you’d want out of a woman…it will smell though…and when you’re done with them – you can drive them out somewhere far away and kick them out of the car to see if they will make it back…not that it matters because no one will miss them…

TIS THE SEASON…

Here are some some stepLINKS…

Mick Jagger’s Baby Name for the Win
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Victoria’s Secret Models at a Photoshoot
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Crazy Breast Feeding Mom
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Instant Karma Fail Compilations
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Kate Beckinsale’s Hot Daughter Got into College
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Goldie Hawn Back in Movies – With Fat Amy and her Large Bikini
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World Record Candles on a Birthday Cake
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Blake Lively – Got Tits.
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Comcast Repair Trucks Causing Accidents
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Google’s The Year in Search!
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Millie Mackintosh – See Through – Nipple Party
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Lisa Rinna Has a Hot Daughter
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Some Chick Named Laura Silverman Big Tits in a Bikini
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Every Review of Passenger…
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MOST PAUSED MOMENTS IN DISNEY MOVIES
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Highest Rated Nude Movie Scenes of 2016
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Masturbating Hot Chick
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The Life and Times of a Stolen Mobile Phone
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Porsche’s Way of Saying Goodbye to Audi
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Topless Chick at the Beach
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Everything Wrong with Star Trek Beyond
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Archer’s Eggs in Real Life
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Megan Fox Instagrams Her Plastic Surgery Ridden Face
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Massaging a Hedgehog
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Victoria’s Secret Catalog Models – Elsa Hosk
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Victoria’s Secret Catalog Models – Martha Hunt
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Victoria’s Secret Catalog Models – Robot Skriver
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Christie Brinkley – Date Night
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME for my NARRAATIVE of THIRD WAVE porno of the Day
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Only in Florida
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Girls Gives a Handjob with her Hair…Weird
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The Saddest Blowjob Ever is the Best Video Ever
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Latex Santa
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Dildo Nativity Scene
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Woman at the Gas Station Win
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Naked Bitch Showing Her Vagina
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Hot Cheerleader Ass
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Ex Dyke Gender Traitor Cunt
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Homemade Suicide Vest
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Check Out My Hot Sauce Photoshoot with Dead Fish and Tits…
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This is an Amazing Gift for Meatlovers and Vegans
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Another Amazing Gift Idea – Two Drinks One Cup…
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VAPE OF THE DAY
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Glass BONGS of the Day
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