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2017

31

Jan

Bianca Mihoc Nude for LUI Magazine of the DAy

NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT Bianca Mihoc….

BUT I am going to say it anyway…

She’s perfect…mainly because she’s got NO FUCKING FOLLOWERS ON SOCIAL MEDIA …so her ego isn’t overly inflated yet…unless she realizes those lips are fucking everything…and her face is fucking wonderful…but hopefully she’s a down on her luck Romanian Gypsy sex worker who hit the right client and who is now making moves in France men’s magazine where she gets naked but doesn’t show her pussy lips…

You can’t tell if she’s got an inny or an outty…if she’s meaty or a slit…because it’s about subtlety people…subtlety needed to come into the world as a model, as a lady and not as a whore you’re expect her to be being from Romania…Gypsies…from town to town casting spells, telling fortunes..ripping off everyone along the way…

She can’t just be showing her cunt to the fucking world like some kind of harlot…that CUNT must be left implied…this isn’t a hardcore porn perverts.

But based on her looks, she’s just the kind of girl I’d want to have rip me off after passing out after having sex with her…because it would feel like I was contributing to a good cause…Bianca Mihoc….

LUI magazine and perv photographer David Bellemere done brought it…

Posted in:Bianca Mihoc

2017

31

Jan

Irina Shayk’s Fashion Campaign of the Day

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I was talking to someone about Irina Shayk last night…

She wasn’t a Russian hooker, but she could have been, because she was a Russian stripper and the conversation wasn’t really exciting, I try not to talk about models or Russian hookers or Russian celebrities or Russian model hookers who fuck celebrities in my everyday life…it just comes up when I’m getting lap dances sometimes…

Where I say shit like “you’re tits are so good, you’re so hot, if I was a celebrity or rich I’d buy you and make you my Russian wife, but conditional to you letting me fuck other girls without too much crazy spy behavior, because Russians can go either way…always psychotic and cold…but either crazy jealous and will Hispanic style chop your dick off…or they let you do whatever you want so long as you make them babies and by babies I mean give them money for designer clothes – they love that shit”….

Who knows what Irina Shayk is, but she’s fucking fantastic looking, the pregnancy probably a sign of how good she fucks her celebrities, or entrapment, either way…she’s set for life…and all it took was being in a bikini on the internet…and a beard to the most famous dude in the world…who pretends he’s not gay…

Point being, these pics and most pics to come from her will likely be garbage…it’s a mom thing..so get used to it…but she happened, she exists, and we like her…

Here she is vogue…

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2017

31

Jan

Anja Rubik for Vogue Mexico of the Day

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Anja Rubik is in Vogue Mexico, because Mexicans like magazines as much as they like sneaking across the American border to provide drugs to the AMerican gangsters who make millions of dollars off of their hard work….you know the Mexicans the wall is going to eliminate…since there’s no such thing as travel visas or commercial airlines that you can fly into the country on – and just never leave…silly..

I guess what I am saying is that Mexico has their own Vogue, because they are a civilized nation that cares about fashion and models and people actually buy magazines because not all Mexicans live in Tijuana shanties where they turn tricks for Americans who like crossing the border so long as those mexicans don’t cross back to work their fields or cleaning their hotel…ridiculous…

That said….Mexico is a real place, a real city, it exists and they are just like America…and like the same models as America….like Polish Anja Rubik who is not American…she’s Polish, but makes that American money, like Mexicans…stealing those American jobs…

She’s not showing her tits, as girls who model, known for showing their tits do…but she’s still hot and I’m posting it.

Posted in:Anja Rubik|SFW

2017

31

Jan

Chloe Coles Tits for Monster Children of the Day

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Chloe Coles is some Australian model I’ve never heard of – but she’s showing her tits and that’s good enough for me.

Sure, you can argue that all girls are posting titty pics, modeling topless, feeling liberated because showing tit is cultural normal, if you don’t show tits, especially as a model, you aren’t shit, you’re not serious, you don’t fit in, and you’re not cool..

This is the kind of trend I wish was the norm when I was a teenager, getting girls to show you her tits back then required work, effort and she’d be called a whore…or a slut and she usually was…

The dream would have been for all those Gap shopping, ill fitting jean wearing girls who made you date them for a year for a handjob….to be girls who were aspiring models, even when they weren’t hot, who got naked…because jerking off to people you know is better than tits you see in magazines and I guess for Chloe Coles family and friends they get to experience both…

Tits everywhere…is good….thanks for being part of it Chloe Coles…you naughty little Australian seductress….

Posted in:Chloe Coles

2017

31

Jan

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Nipples of the Day

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Kristen Stewart has nipples…as you’d expect…since she’s a lesbian and lesbians either become lesbians from bad experiences with dudes – like being raped by their dad…. or by being narcissistic weirdos who masturbate to themselves in a mirror so much that they want to experience as close to fucking themselves as possible and they do that through other women…right?

Why else would a chick be a lesbian….

That said, she’s in a movie, you can see her nipples, because she’s not some bullshit overrated actress…she’s an artist with depth…willing to expose herself for the role she’s committed to…

Bullshit sure, but nipples definitely…sexualize those fuckers, we know Kristen Stewart, despite being feminist vocally still cum with tit in their mouth..becuse tits are sexual…no matter how often these feminist lesbians show them to me…

This is from some move she’s in called shop girl or something like that…who cares….

Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2017

31

Jan

Ashley James See Through Outfit at Some Premiere of the Day

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Smart and classy outfit choice by some girl named Ashley James. This is the kind of thing you’d want to see your daughter wear to her grandmother’s funeral…or to her job interview at the strip club…because you’re a bad father and you like jerking off to tits you made…you know like the time you jerked off to that pocket pussy you made out of deli meat, melon and that dead hooker…

I don’t know what I’m saying other than that Ashley James knew she was going to a premiere and behaved accordingly…because I don’t even know who Ashley James is…and I am compelled to google her….

Not that this site is relevant…or that people care who I know or who I post about…or what I think about them. I just figure if her tits got my attention, they’ll get the attention of other pervert creeps who like nipples because our mom never breast fed us, or breast fed us too much, because we are coded to like tits…

I am going to guess she’s pretty fucking low level…at a low level event – you know reality show trash…trying to stay relevant…at a premiere trying to get any attention it can but no one wants to attend – so they give invites to anyone…. and I am going to guess that’s a good tactic…because here I am looking at nipples.

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Posted in:Ashley James

2017

31

Jan

Martha Hunt Great Model Pose of the Day

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Martha Hunt is the hot, rare, American used by Victoria’s Secret in their campaigns, because they can’t just hire immigrants, even though they mainly hire immigrants, that would be against making America great, and as we all know, big billion dollar businesses like Victoria’s Secret, who probably pay as little tax as possible despite being a billion dollar company, thanks to smart accounting….are likely only interested in Making AMerica great again…which is why the get all their goods in China…that they label and resell in America…but they do have the stores, and pay all those cute retail whores to sell their product to retards who buy into mall brand name marketing…

But Martha is great…good American flavor…just living the tall skinny model life…on the beach in Miami doing content for the big American brand….and the hightlight is her on her knees – face in the sand…ass in the air..in a face down ass up that’s the way I want my bikini models while I jerk off because I can see their pussy hang in their white bikini bottoms and I fucking love that…

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Posted in:Martha Hunt|SFW

2017

31

Jan

Girl in Line Waiting for a Water Slide of the DAy

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Youtube just pushed this video on me – while I was looking at something totally unreleted to creeper filming a girl in a skimpy bikini bottom waiting to hop on the waterslide…and I figured I would share it with you because Youtube is so silly….not only do they have weirdo creepy perv content but they also know us so well, I guess targeting our information and reading our text messages…..just to make sure they capture my attention, drive views and more importantly trick me to share with you….

Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2017

31

Jan

Grandpa Sex and Other Videos of the Day

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Pregnant Woman Survives Being Thrown Out of an Ambulance

Man Runs Over His Ex GF and Her Boyfriend

Man VS Security

THis Man is ON Fire…

Weird Michael Jackson Dance Features a Great Fail

Ambulance Accident

Posted in:Videos

2017

31

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder how many doctors drug their mistresses and give them abortions in the bedroom pr the bathroom after knocking up their mistresses…not because of the planned parenthood shit losing their abortion funding because of GOD…but because they are doctors and can fully get rid of annoying problems – like child support or ruining your happy marriage with a bitch who lets you cheat on her…

Because if I was a doctor…that would be the only reason I was a doctor…who wants them bastard babies…

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John Malkovich Ranting…
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Australian Slip and Slide
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VS Model on her Knees Ass Up in the Air
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Nobody is Going to the Grammy’s This Year
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Selena The Weeknd Spend the Weeknd in Italy…SLUTS…
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Evan Rachel Wood is Engaged
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