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2017

24

Feb

Marion Cotillard Pussy Grab from a Movie of the Day

I fucking love bush…seriously…if you read the site and you don’t…bush is my best friend. It is nature’s pillow that lives in the panty…it is magical and I love it all over my face…dripping with wetness.

Bush is erotic, and the whole anti-bush movement, is some nazi regime against the pubic hair, where it is treated like the Jews in WWII, all waxed and lasered off in their own pubic hair gas chamber…why…to sell fucking products, to make girls feel insecure about hair, forgetting that it’s natural in this fabricated bullshit world….and it’s the only thing that I feel is real…

I am a bush loving…make girls grow out their bush…even girls I just sext with….from lovers and strangers….BUSH…and it’s been a constant in my life for pretty much ever…

So seeing this Marion Cotillard actress and her in movie bush, isn’t all that surprising, she’s french, they don’t or didn’t groom…hairy armpits like a feminist or not…while doing a little porny pussy grab…is magic…movie making magic…and probably not even her bush…

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2017

24

Feb

Ariel Winter Doesn’t Want you To See Her Tit of the Day

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I wonder what was going on with this way too tight outfit…that I guess she got a size smaller than she actually is…because no girl likes to admit she’s a XXL…especially when she’s barely 5 foot tall…sure she can blame it on her tits being so big she’s had to amputate them or deflate them once…but the truth is it’s all the fucking garbage you eat on set while feeding the emptiness in your soul with craft services on set…you little sugar addict….

But whatever she this dress did to her braless monster tits….she didn’t want you to see it…and she’s an exhibitionist…it’s probably pretty fucking gnarly…or maybe this is her monster face cock tease…

Look at that monster face…

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

24

Feb

Mexican Politician Shows Kids How To Put on Condoms – With her Mouth of the Day

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Her name is and she’s a 52 year old minx, who I guess before she was in politics was working the mean streets of Tijuana doing Donkey Shows and fucking white Americans on bachelor parties….because girl knows the hooker tricks that any of you who have fucked a hooker, or at least a well versed slut who insists on condoms because she’s had diseases and doesn’t want more…and has had abortions and doesn’t want more…and has been off birth control because that shit makes her fat and crazy as it messes with her hormones…because from my experience the girls who insist on condoms are the dirty ones…and they all try to make things better with these mouth tricks….

I figure you’re never too young to learn what takes some hookers at least a few weeks of work, which in some cases is a lifetime of cock….6 a day for 14 days…that’s a lot of cock….

Either way, these are some politics I can fuck with….not the trump updates on facebook that shits’ boring.

This bitch is the best…

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2017

24

Feb

Lea Michele Still in a One Piece Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if Lea Michele is pregnant….but if she is that would discount my theory that she’s got a dick…and I’ve spent a bunch of time looking at the crotch of this bikini to see if I see a testicle slip…maybe it’s just a beer belly…because that’s gotta be why she’s in on one pice, unless it’s some tactical outfit that helps her tuck her cock, because if she does have a cock, you know it’d be a big one….she’s just that kind of trans…the celebrity kind….but maybe she’s all woman…and just looks more and more trans the more she tries to jack up her face – attempting to be “prettier”….which for anyone who hates the Jenner / Kardashian look…is actually manlier…yet more and more women keep doing it…werid…

Even her hard nipples are masculine..nice YOGA Form…

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Here’s another look at the Lea Dick…

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

24

Feb

Nina Agdal Retard Head of the Day

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I’ve been committed to the cause that Nina Agdal is a retard, maybe with Downs Syndrome, which isn’t a bad thing, I prefer people with Downs over most humans, and it would actually be endearing…it would add some dimension to the fact that she’s a vapid, gold digging, Leonardo DiCaprio groupie who tries to fuck him into husband…because it will lead to her living the good life, while putting all importance on materialistic bullshit, because she knows she’s not hot enough to carry this life, she’s just been lucky that she’s been sold to the public by Sports Illustrated…and they believe it…

She’s garbage, she’s a drunken mess – which would be cool without the ego…she’s big and awkward looking and she’s got this face…this weird fucking face….this is shit that remind me of nightmares of being stranged alone in the fucking jungle…only to wake to this saying “put your sperm in me and make me babies like you’re brad cooper and I’m irina”…

It’s weird as fuck

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2017

24

Feb

Ashley James Nipples of the Day

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Ashley James proves that you don’t have to be known or matter….you just need to be invited to random scenester events because you’re a random scenester looking for anything semi exclusive or hard to get into…and when invited to those events…wear see through dresses…so people can see you fucking tits and say “shit did you see that girl no one’s ever heard of…but who is at seemingly important events…she was out with her full tit exposed….and that’s awesome”….even though she doesn’t matter…she thinks she matters…

Let her be a british pretentious, sugar baby influence from all the other girls…on the same fucking mission…to be known…to get opportunity, followers and rich cock….because I don’t see enough nipples everyday – even though it seems like all I look at is nipples…all day….nipples…

Who the fuck is Ashley JAmes, who cares – look at them tits….they want to be looked at…

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2017

24

Feb

Topless Activist Hero and Other Videos of the Day

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Chinese Robot Catches Jay Walkers

Bus Makes a Motorbike Sandwich

Cheating Train Barriers…Smart.

Crash Landing

Big Tits Charged with a DUI

Gnarly Hood Fight

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

24

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes when I shit in public places, like parking garages, mall bathroom floors, cuz the toilet is too rank, bus shelters and grocery stores in the dairy aisle…you know I drink and when I gotta go I gotta go…

I never think about the poor fucker who has to clean it up…I don’t feel bad for him, if anything I think it would be the best kind of motivation and inspiration to get him out of his job and do something else so that he doesn’t need to clean up some half dead person’s terrible diet shit…

I think I have created millionaires with my consistent and disgusting habit of shitting in public places…I have inspired…I have changed life…with my shit.

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Stephen Dorff Has an 8 Million Dollar Home
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Milan Fashion Week Has Nipples…
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While Landing Gear Breaks During Landing
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No One Cares About Pool Trick Shots
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Beyonce Quits Coachella – Making Coachella a Little Less Lame…
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Homosexual Jake Gyllenhaal Holding Hands with Some Blonde Chick…
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SI Hotties of Grabbing Tit…
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2017

23

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Girls don’t like when you ask to see their pussy hole….apparently they find it vulgar.

They don’t like being asked if you can breaks feed them…

Because I was trying to convince a mom to breast feed me – she told me her tits are retired but I am a believer that with the right motivation – those tits will make milk again… would be more effective if she wasn’t the cashier at the grocery store…

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Beiber Pissed His Pants
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Rihanna is Humantiarian of the Year
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Paris Hilton – Braless
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Katy Perry Tits…
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This Gold Kanye Statue is Hilarious
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Abbey Clancy Hot Legs…
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Courtney Stodden See Through
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Beyonce Quit Coachella
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Dude Prank Calls a School
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Mae Whitman Erotica
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Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift Aren’t Friends Anymore
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Rocking Out on an Ancient Instrument
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Michelle Keegan – at the Brit Awards
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Natalia Vodianova is Great
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Chantal Jeffries – Thigh Highs
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Nicole Scherzinger at the Brit Awards
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Jason Biggs Has a Ridiculous Loft
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Ashley James – Weird Goth – Big Tits
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Pam Anderson is Fucking Julian Assange
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The Father of Madonna’s New Twins Say She Stole Them
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Drunk Nicole Scherzinger in a Bra Top
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Cheryl Tweedy Cole Slut is Pregnant with Some Tween’s Baby
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World’s Fastest Ice Carousel
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Building Bridges and Breaking Them
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Daniel Radcliffe Meets a Lot of Lookalikes
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Pool Trick Shots
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Filming Hot Girls in the Changing Room
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Naked Blonde Chick with Natural Looking tits
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Busty Girlfriend
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CRAZIEST BJ EVER
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Big Tits – Rugged Face
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Random Chick Makes Herself Available to Random Cocks
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HOT NOT TO BANG THE TOWN WHORE
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

23

Feb

Bella Hadid is a Serious Model of the Day

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I find a lot of laughs in the joke that is Bella Hadid being an “actual” model…sure she’s on the runaway wearing see through outfits showing off her tits like a real model..but that stupid face is so not what a model should be…she’s all marketing, promo model…playing high fashion to remind everyone that high fashion is fucking bullshit, a lie, just trying to get hits shamelessly like a bunch of fucking groupies who know this bitch has following…so lame…but the tit pics..they are ok..

Oh…and these girls…the best…

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