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2017

23

Feb

Camilla Marrone See through of the Day

Camilla Marrone is lucky her dad or stepdad is Robert DeNiro or Al Pacino, all those motherfuckers are the same to me, because without that stamp of approval, I doubt her horse head would be invited to any event red carpet where she walks like she’s a legit celebrity – thanks to doing one movie…and a few slutty instagram pics…hanging out with more popular girls that her and going to events with her nipples out…because free the nipple is a political movement…I call crying for attention – cuz we love nipples…on big tits…trying to be famous…with famous stepfathers…which as a drunkenstepfather speaks to my soul…

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2017

23

Feb

Bella Thorne in Black Face of the Day

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THAT ACNE FACED / POCK FACED / GINGER FRECKLE FACED racist….all in black face cultural appropriating black America while trying to get LIKES and follows to increase her fame and profile…WEIRD…

All running her minstrel show….all in black face like she’s Al Johnston…in black face…Unless she’s in Orange Face doing the Donald Trump….

Whatever it is, it looks like she was just jerked off on by 12 fucking Orange Julius employees….who have been living off the shit for years…if that’s a thing? I mean I couldn’t think of anything orange…that would cum orange…like her hair….

I kind of like whatever this lubricated face weirdness is – because it’s not a “look how hot my hot ass is cuz I am young and it’s hot”…pic…mixing it up…

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2017

23

Feb

Abbey Clancy Panty Flash and Great Legs of the Day

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Abbey Clancy is some super famous in the UK…she’s a re-branded UK cokehead who dates footballers and who was a lingerie model who went by the name ABIGAIL CLANCY but I guess that was too classy for her, or maybe she dragged it through the mud, or maybe it is too mature and not playful enough now that she’s old as fuck…I guess escorts change their names sometimes…it happens…

She was at the BRIT awards because she’s British and amazing…and her legs long and luxurious…as she flashes her panties thanks to being invited to a red carpet event and maximizing…

I like her…she’s great…

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Rita Ora’s who no one really understands what she does, but they know she’s from the UK…a Glamourous Queen dressed like she’s in a period piece royalty….looking over her people…she’s just that kind of ego…

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CHARLI XCX was there…and who the fuck cares about these British twats…or their awards…with their dumb accents and big mashed potato eating tits…

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Some Mollie King whoever the fuck that is… was there….and I’ll throw her in this British Beef Stew of a post no one cares about…

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2017

23

Feb

Hannah Ferguson Bikini for a Sports Illustrated Lexus Ad of the Day

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Every year…..Sports Illustrated sells a flagship ad to LEXUS, because it’s easy…it’s tradition, these car companies have millions to throw at bullshit…and SI needs the money to produce their magazine shoots, that shit is expensive…..

It doesn’t necessarily sell product or cars for LEXUS…but the advertising world is fucking bullshit, they are all homies, they keep the deal alive, the execs like to hang with models, and they need to spend the money somewhere so why not on this shit..

SO SI recruits one of their hookers in their stable of hookers to do the campaign, and this is what they pull off…and it’s garbage…it really is fucking garbage…I’ve seen better import model pics on instagram…and this model like all their models look fucking old and tired…but it happened…millions of dollars went into this…so appreciate it…or go buy a new LEXUS…you know they need all the help they can get seeing as detached and archaic they are in their marketing efforts….

Advertising industry is such bullshit..

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2017

23

Feb

Torz Reynolds – The Girl Who Cut Off her Finger of the Day

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This girl is crazy. She’s on another level of body modification. She’s one of those people who wants to amputate body parts as part of her body modification, even though there is such thing as when the modification isn’t actually a good thing, usually most of the fucking time, you weirdo emo hipster tattooed up freakshows…

If you were to put this in car perspective, this mod is not quite a paint job, it’s removing one of the breaks to see how well shit fares…because we are born with 10 fingers for a reason…

I’ve seen documentaries on these people who crave being amputees, god fucking knows why, since most amputees hate being amputees, it’s pretty entitled really…like “Omg, I want to be missing limbs also….handicapped spot baby”…..

I guess this is the lowest impact amputation you can do, I mean pinky or little toe…but it’s still strange and probably a gateway to her becoming a torso…which for those of you who can only afford the torso real doll know…it’s where the key body parts we need are…and it makes for a better spinning top on your boner…

But for now…it’s just her finger…and it’s fucked…

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2017

23

Feb

Jessica Biel VS Rainbows of the Day

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Jessica Biel bores me. I just see a weak bitch, who was on TV, made some money, got access to her boy band crush, linked up with him, moved in on him, let him do all he wanted to do, like fuck dudes, cuz he must be gay, waiting around for 10 years…behaving….going to the gym…putting in her time…getting him to propose…married…breeding…and being set for life cuz Timberlake is rich as fuck….

I just never liked her muscles, her fitness, her old tired face…I wasn’t a believer….

So seeing her suck Rainbow like it was the casting director of Seventh Heaven….or Timberlake’s Britney cum and cheeto covered cock….isn’t erotic to me..

But Rainbow erotica is a thing..for the easily pleased….the real perverts…like people in prison who haven’t smelled a woman in years…anything they do with their mouth leads to jerk off material…or like you….weirdo…

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2017

23

Feb

Vita Sidorkina Surfer Babe Who Doesn’t Surf for Vogue Magazine of the Day

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I hate Victoria’s Secret…I think their styling, their photography, their use of these amazing fucking girls, is dated as fuck…they are trying so hard to be relevant…they hire hit instagram phototgrahers….

THE ONLY good thing about them is that pussy is eager to participate with the brand because they pay well, and they have created this exclusive army of pussy that I call the pussy army, but that they call their angels, and because it’s exclusive, other pussy that is still substantial pussy, but doesn’t have that stamp of approval, wants nothing more than to be pussy in the Victoria’s secret pussy army, because it has pussy ego and feels like it is star pussy….so they spend their lives feeling inadequate hoping maybe one day they will be one of the 20 pussies in that pussy army…

but I love Vita Sidorkina…who I have never heard of before today…but who looks great half naked…I may be in love…

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2017

23

Feb

Angelina Jolie Gets Advertising Work of the Day

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Angelina Jolie is recently single and apparently like all divorcees is getting herself back out there…slutting out….by pulling brand deals to pay for her legal team…because she doesn’t already have more money than god, while thinking she’s god, as she goes through african and asian villages surrounded by children she’s acquired and little singing birds chirping as bunnies hop along her saintly side…almost forgetting she was a heroin addict fucking damaged rich kid before becoming the dark and mysterious tits everyone….wanted to fuck and breed with…especially Brad Pitt….who left Aniston for her pussy….something I am sure he regrets now that her EVIL is targeting him in their custody battles…

I just think there’s a weird contrast between faking being a UN Ambassador and pulling brand deals…it just doesn’t make sense to me…but keeping her darkly lit does…since BITCH is old…

She doesn’t look photoshopped at all..

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2017

23

Feb

Old Hag Katy Perry at the Brit Awards of the Day

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Katy perry must be pretty old by now…and people surprisingly still like her….and buy into her and make her more stupid millions than she really deserves..I mean according to me….but I guess the reality is she probably deserves more than the millions she’s made on her shitty music…because other people are getting paid off riding her back..but I guess without them…she’d never exist because she’s really not at all substantial in any way…except maybe her tits…but great tits or big tits…or tits in general are everywhere…they don’t need to be mainstream song and dancing to stupid songs and bad dances….while idiots throw money at her nonsense….that shit happens everyday in strip clubs around the world…

What I am getting at is that Katy Perry being a respectable or celebated or paid artist blows my fucking mind…because her shit is garbage…but I guess people like garbage….

Here she is at some award show bullshit…with her BOTOX face…goodtimes..

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Here’s her new shitty video…I am sure it is annoying but I wouldn’t watch it….

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2017

23

Feb

Jessica Alba Dancing Minute of the DAy

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A post shared by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on Feb 15, 2017 at 3:39pm PST

Here’s a little boomerang dance featuring Jessica Alba and some other chick…because why the fuck not…

A little hip shake that got her the career she had…only with more clothes on cuz she’s a mom….and has a brand to protect…

A little slut gleam in her eye that got her the career she had before leveraging it into a billion dollar brand….

Because you can put the slut into the housewife with tons of staff / nannies and cooks to get by….but you can’t take the slut out of her soul….

There’s no way that Alba’s not out there fucking all the movie producers she can despite being married…she’s an actor, not a very good one, but an actor…and what you see of her is all an act…and like all actors..she’s probably on an Academy award mission, and the way to do that is to just keep fucking people in the industry…it’s good for ego…while her Husband…sits and waits for her to come home….the billion dollar brand is just bonus…

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