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2016

07

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I do it all for the butt hole pics…but the butt hole pics are few and far between these days…maybe it is because all that shit requires work, and there are far more people out there hustling the internet, and it is too competitive. They are more intense and more passionate about it than me…I’m just a low level pervert with a blog- which is something no one cares about now that there’s social media…I mean the word blog itself is so stupid and doesn’t make girls want to send butt hole pics….so I rely heavily on butt hole pics that girls take for other people and have laying around that they’re willing to send to me…it’s the only butt hole pics I get…the sympathy butt hole pics…because the internet mimics real life…if anything it mimicked it and is now real life…and in real life the only pussy / butt hole I ever got was sympathy based…

Keep expectations low. Some people are designed to win, others…not so much..

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Italian Actress is GOing to Be Sucking a Lot of Dick
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Check Out this WHore and Her Big Tits
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Von Miller’s Whore
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Mariah Carey Tits..
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Suicide Squad’s Honest Trailer
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Rat Cow Forgets to Show Her Tits at an Event
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Jennifer Lawrence – Legs
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Chastain is Hiding her Tits
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“The Kardashians ARe Trying to Prevent Blac Chyna From Using Their Name”…is Actual News
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Christina Ricci’s Cleavage
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Spaceship Earth – Becomes Death Star
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Rat Cow Lingerie
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Shotgun Guitar….Interesting..
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Old Lady Jennifer Aniston’s Face has Been Rebuilt
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Chanel Westcoast – Nipple
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How the White House Swaps Out Presidents
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Lexus is Lit
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Emmy Rossum Bores the Fuck Out of Me
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Kim Kardashian Wants to Divorce Kanye because it’s a Great Headline
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Amy Schumer on Being Fat barbie
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People are still loving the Ariel Winter’s Ass in August
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Most Expensive Piece at Art Basel – Wasn’t an Instagram Hooker Sugar Baby
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Crazy Train Surfing
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Brad Pitt Doesn’t Want the WOrld To Know He’s Gay
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Emanuelle Chriqui’s Ass Looks Good
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Your Future President is the Man of the Year
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Crazy Cat Lady and Her Crazy Cat Face
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Tiffani Amber Thiessen’s Bathing Suit Pics Still Scare me
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Street Lamp Saves a Woman’s Life
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Mom Audrina Patridge in a Bikini for 2005
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People Are Awesome….A Questionable Statement…I prefer Sometimes People Do Awesome Things
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The Howe Twins are ALive…With Hard Nipples
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The Peyton Roy Chick’s Slutty Dress
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How to Make a Batman Grappling Hook
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Gigi Hadid Cameltoe and Plastic Face Winning an Award at the The Fahion Awards
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Roman Polanski is Never Coming Back
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How To Prounouce MATHS
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Sara Jean Underwood Tits
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Karrueche Tran
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Old Monster Tits..
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Way Too Many Pics in Today’s Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Check Out this Crazy Shaped Girl and her Booty…
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Big Titty Dance
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Rose McGowan Pussy
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Naked Chick in a Hammock
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Some Naked Chick
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Big Tits in a Mask
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Eliza Cummings – Face Down Ass Up
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Daddy Issues of the Day
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Hot LEsbians in Nature
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Pussy on the Train
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

07

Dec

Gigi Hadid’s Cameltoe Winning Model of the Year Award of the Day

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I heard about this yesterday, rich kid, instagram model, GIGI HADID, just won the British Fashion Awards model of the year – because models come in all shapes and sizes, especially when they are rich and have large social media reach…it’s just a continuation, perpetuating, the bullshit lie….because as proven time and time again, the fashion industry isn’t actually trendsetters, they are trend followers, they don’t create people, people get created by their rich dads, and friends, and followers who like rich kids of instagram, because it’s easy to scam the internet with clickbait, fake news, busllshit garbage…it’s kind of what the internet is based on…

I didn’t bother mentioning this, because I hate all the HADIDs and Jenners and Kardashians…and don’t understand why people are so inamoured by them, their retard faces, their plastic surgery, their rich girl bratty lifestyles, their claims they are hard working as they money grub….or why we allow them to exist..as conscious people…

But she had a cametoe at the event so I figure that’s a step in the right direction towards maintaining relevance before your horsefaced whiney jealous sister steals it from you…as you all scam everyone….All These Mooch Bitches….at least Kim K fucked in video to get where she wanted to go…these latch ons are just the fucking worst…

Now she’s got a trophy, validation, to go with her riding ribbons…fuck that….let them crash and burn…rich kids are supposed to fail and commit suicide in their depression from having everything….that’s what we should be fighting for..

In stupid Gigi Hadid News – that is worse than Fake News – but that has less creativity and substance than fake news – PIZZAGATE… she announced on Wednesday, plans to follow in the footsteps of Kim Kardashian and her friend Kendall Jenner by taking a month off from Instagram over the New Year’s holiday.

BUT THANK GOD SHE ADDED

“I’m not deleting my account. I’m just taking the app off my phone.”

CLOSE CALL…

Garbage humans ruining society.

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2016

07

Dec

Elsa Hosk – Naked for LUI Magazine and David Bellemere of the Day

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I am incapable of posting as quickly as David Bellemere releases pictures of nude Victoria’s Secret models…or really all models…because it just seems to be an endless supply of titties for fashion on girls who are ridiculously good looking, so good looking they have made a career out of it, but that in and of itself is ugly, vapid, superficial, and takes away from their outter beauty – making me think that despite making their own money at this shit, they still want rich and famous dudes to validate their existence, but maybe they are just in the scene, that’s who’s hitting them up, and why date a broke person –

Elsa Hosk, is a titty model from Sweden who got mainstream…because that’s how it works when you look like Elsa Hosk….things work out…

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2016

07

Dec

Irina Shayk for a Lingerie Brand for Xmas of the Day

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It’s interesting to see in a world where Christmas has been outlawed, at least pre-trump, where Politically correct has taken over so hard that it’s almost racist in and of itself…all this cultural appropriation, and safe space and trigger warnings and sensitivities to nonsense that people feel are actually worth fighting about, including Christmas…since not everyone celebrates Christmas…it’s unfair to shove it down America’s throat….we can call it Holidays, but eventually, the people who doesn’t believe in Holidays will want to be included, and we will call it nothing, even though the Jewish people all monetize off this shit, hell all the commercial Christmas songs were written by one…and all the movies made about Christmas are Jewish produced…and all the products we buy each other are Jewish sold…Chinese made….so if anything the Jewish people created Christmas…so let’s keep calling it Chrismas…

I mean this is nothing new, it’s just interesting to see a blatantly obvious Christmas ad, when USA is so safe space about this shit…while the Italians and their lingerie don’t give a fuck…and I guess either do pregnant with rich and famous sperm russians don’t either…

So here’s some cheesy, but familiar, Holiday underwear…something that I think is nice, because I’m a christmas music listening christmas fan…even if all my Christmas’ have been a fail, depressing, rock in stocking type shit, it’s still a good time that warms my drunken damaged soul…

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2016

07

Dec

Hilary Rhoda Naked for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Jesus…David Bellemere did another photoshoot. This guy is shooting nude girls every fucking day, it’s just impossible for one person to put out this much content for mainstream and some lower level publications. Clearly he’s either double dipping in a “While I have you here, lets do a shoot”…or dude just knows exactly how to shoot the same damn picture…naked models…over and over again..it’s become fast food..he just churns it out…like a big mac…

Along with Victoria’s Secret, other brands, magazines, his own weird calendar project..his OG gig with LUI…dude’s just got 5 shoots published a day…

The model is Hilary Rhoda…Hilary Rhoda is an SI Model…who is amazingly American…and even more amazingly from Maryland….the land of fat crab eaters…and not the good kind of crab eaters….the terrifying crab eaters you’d expect to see wrestling in the walmart parking lot over the last 25 gallon jug of vegetable shortening, or the fucking family jug of Arizona Ice Tea….because mom’s gotta bake some fucking cookies……or lube herself up real good – to fit into her pants..you get what I’m saying….and that is that I’d like to wrestle Hilary Rhoda for anything…but mainly for the erections..

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2016

07

Dec

Rebecca Szulc Swimwear Photoshoot of the Day

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Her name is Rebecca Szulc, apparently, she’s one of the 7,000 people I follow – who don’t follw me back on instagram, a place where I assume she’s building up her portfolio and fanbase so that companies keep on giving her work, because I guess people tell her she’s hot, or she looks in the mirror and thinks she’s hot, or maybe she’s lazy and just figures this is a good life and it feels good on the soul when you’re constantly reminded that you’re hot, because ultimately she is hot….but then again, I think everything under the age of 27, even the fat girls, are hot…

She seems to be from Australia, moved to LA / obviously, and this seems to be a DIY instagram type photoshoot for what I think is a swim company, because of course it is…and she’s got a great face, I can see her nipples, nothing wrong with the way the world works…the quest to Kardashian….nothing wrong with it at all….good face, skinny, tits, ass, half naked..all the things you’d want in a picture…all the things every picture on social media seems to have…good times.

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2016

07

Dec

What Could Be the Aubrey Plaza Nipple of the Day

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Aubrey Plaza has blocked me on all social media…so I don’t really keep track of her…bcause as you know SOCIAL MEDIA is fucking everything…

She is apparently some funny girl, something I can’t stand, because I guess I am sexist in the comedy I laugh at, and feel girls aren’t meant to be funny, but instead are meant to laugh at my jokes, and by jokes I mean my dick, and by laugh I mean while trying to suck it….

She’s on TV or was on TV, I don’t bother with that shit…because it gets in the way of me staring at my wall…plus I am tired of the subliminal messages they are sending us to consume shit..my wall only tells me to spend my nights on tinder trying to get nudes…it’s my only friend in this lonely dark world….

People find her hot, or cute, or whatever…I find her dull…and I win…or maybe she wins…not because i can see her nipple skin tag…but because she’s made it in the world where people are talking about her nipple skin tag…like it matters….

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2016

07

Dec

Anais Mali is Naked for David Bellemere for LUI of the Day

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There is always something lovely about a girl named ANUS…especially when she’s brown…but more importantly, when she’s showing her model tits for some French fashion magazine, because French fashion magazines are softcore pornography.

I mean she’s totally naked except for the picture where she’s wearing nipple tassels like some terrifying obese girl with bangs who does amateur burlesque on Wednesday night at some random dive bar…I hate that shit…

You know, seeing her cover her pussy lips….reminds me that this isn’t shameless nudity, she’s a classy, elegant girl just trying to get ahead and doing it with this year’s Terry Richardson…David Bellemere – who shoots fucking everything….everywhere…how does he even sleep…so many naked chicks – top models usually…filling up his days…a nude photo producing French machine…which is suprising considering most french people don’t work…I guess when naked models are involved..you bring it.

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2016

07

Dec

Christina Milian’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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I like to hate on Christina Milian because I don’t buy the whole empowered girl, willing to get half naked to show the world that she’s a fucking champion of her own body – or whatever the fuck this is…..

I look at Christina Milian as a girl who had a shamelessly sexual video, which we all liked because she’s wasn’t in her 30s at the time, that made her enough of a sexual icon / success / despite being a one hit wonder – and was able to land a rich and successful producer – who she got knocked up by….a proper use of sex appeal by any standards of being an empowered girl – no slut shaming necessary – milk it – set you life up..good…

But she doesn’t realize that to continue that behavior, is just as shameless, but unnecessary because she’s got the money, she’s made her own – plus she has his, she’s a co writer on big songs like Bieber music that will make her 100 million dollars over the course of her lifetime – and this getting naked or half naked pretending it is empowering – IS all to feel better about herself – OR to get people to see and notice her – so that she can continue her quest to be a Kardashian…without the sex tape….

If you’re going to be the 35 year old mom – wearing the titty shirt – because you’re fun, silly, don’t give a fuck, or feel like your tits should be seen and not sexualized, becaue it’s fashion…or something – her objective is pretty fucking transparent – and so is her shirt…but why the nipple tape…it’s if you’re gonna do it – then fucking do it…you half asseed one hit wonder bootleg pile of shit…

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2016

07

Dec

Sabine Jemeljanova Titty Model Who’s Belly Caught Up with her Titties of the Day

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Sabine Jemeljanova is some UK Glamour model, which is an instagram model before instagram, when these possible hookers, probably hookers, girls with big tits, figured if they got “published’ they could have credibility and find themselves sports people in the UK, or attend all the important events in LA, because they were deemed the hot, trashy harlots…

Well, with all natural tits I’ve seen or known in life, the bigger they are…the bigger the girl’s ass becomes when her metabolism slows down, and the bigger her gut becomes, because it’s just normal and lucky for them – that they start their obesity with their tits, because that window of pre-fat is the time to fucking shine, as they did….so this isn’t a “Look at a low level titty model gone fat”…it’s a “look at a fat chick who monetized pre-fat because she knew she was genetically predisposed to this….clever little Eastern European…they have it all figured out…just ask Irina Shayk…

Point of the story – girls always grow into their tits – and more importantly – it’s the era of the plus sized model – where this kind of body is still deemed hot…so show it off for pervs to stare….