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2016

07

Dec

Rebecca Szulc Swimwear Photoshoot of the Day

Her name is Rebecca Szulc, apparently, she’s one of the 7,000 people I follow – who don’t follw me back on instagram, a place where I assume she’s building up her portfolio and fanbase so that companies keep on giving her work, because I guess people tell her she’s hot, or she looks in the mirror and thinks she’s hot, or maybe she’s lazy and just figures this is a good life and it feels good on the soul when you’re constantly reminded that you’re hot, because ultimately she is hot….but then again, I think everything under the age of 27, even the fat girls, are hot…

She seems to be from Australia, moved to LA / obviously, and this seems to be a DIY instagram type photoshoot for what I think is a swim company, because of course it is…and she’s got a great face, I can see her nipples, nothing wrong with the way the world works…the quest to Kardashian….nothing wrong with it at all….good face, skinny, tits, ass, half naked..all the things you’d want in a picture…all the things every picture on social media seems to have…good times.

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2016

07

Dec

What Could Be the Aubrey Plaza Nipple of the Day

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Aubrey Plaza has blocked me on all social media…so I don’t really keep track of her…bcause as you know SOCIAL MEDIA is fucking everything…

She is apparently some funny girl, something I can’t stand, because I guess I am sexist in the comedy I laugh at, and feel girls aren’t meant to be funny, but instead are meant to laugh at my jokes, and by jokes I mean my dick, and by laugh I mean while trying to suck it….

She’s on TV or was on TV, I don’t bother with that shit…because it gets in the way of me staring at my wall…plus I am tired of the subliminal messages they are sending us to consume shit..my wall only tells me to spend my nights on tinder trying to get nudes…it’s my only friend in this lonely dark world….

People find her hot, or cute, or whatever…I find her dull…and I win…or maybe she wins…not because i can see her nipple skin tag…but because she’s made it in the world where people are talking about her nipple skin tag…like it matters….

Posted in:Aubrey Plaza|SFW

2016

07

Dec

Anais Mali is Naked for David Bellemere for LUI of the Day

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There is always something lovely about a girl named ANUS…especially when she’s brown…but more importantly, when she’s showing her model tits for some French fashion magazine, because French fashion magazines are softcore pornography.

I mean she’s totally naked except for the picture where she’s wearing nipple tassels like some terrifying obese girl with bangs who does amateur burlesque on Wednesday night at some random dive bar…I hate that shit…

You know, seeing her cover her pussy lips….reminds me that this isn’t shameless nudity, she’s a classy, elegant girl just trying to get ahead and doing it with this year’s Terry Richardson…David Bellemere – who shoots fucking everything….everywhere…how does he even sleep…so many naked chicks – top models usually…filling up his days…a nude photo producing French machine…which is suprising considering most french people don’t work…I guess when naked models are involved..you bring it.

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2016

07

Dec

Christina Milian’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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I like to hate on Christina Milian because I don’t buy the whole empowered girl, willing to get half naked to show the world that she’s a fucking champion of her own body – or whatever the fuck this is…..

I look at Christina Milian as a girl who had a shamelessly sexual video, which we all liked because she’s wasn’t in her 30s at the time, that made her enough of a sexual icon / success / despite being a one hit wonder – and was able to land a rich and successful producer – who she got knocked up by….a proper use of sex appeal by any standards of being an empowered girl – no slut shaming necessary – milk it – set you life up..good…

But she doesn’t realize that to continue that behavior, is just as shameless, but unnecessary because she’s got the money, she’s made her own – plus she has his, she’s a co writer on big songs like Bieber music that will make her 100 million dollars over the course of her lifetime – and this getting naked or half naked pretending it is empowering – IS all to feel better about herself – OR to get people to see and notice her – so that she can continue her quest to be a Kardashian…without the sex tape….

If you’re going to be the 35 year old mom – wearing the titty shirt – because you’re fun, silly, don’t give a fuck, or feel like your tits should be seen and not sexualized, becaue it’s fashion…or something – her objective is pretty fucking transparent – and so is her shirt…but why the nipple tape…it’s if you’re gonna do it – then fucking do it…you half asseed one hit wonder bootleg pile of shit…

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2016

07

Dec

Sabine Jemeljanova Titty Model Who’s Belly Caught Up with her Titties of the Day

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Sabine Jemeljanova is some UK Glamour model, which is an instagram model before instagram, when these possible hookers, probably hookers, girls with big tits, figured if they got “published’ they could have credibility and find themselves sports people in the UK, or attend all the important events in LA, because they were deemed the hot, trashy harlots…

Well, with all natural tits I’ve seen or known in life, the bigger they are…the bigger the girl’s ass becomes when her metabolism slows down, and the bigger her gut becomes, because it’s just normal and lucky for them – that they start their obesity with their tits, because that window of pre-fat is the time to fucking shine, as they did….so this isn’t a “Look at a low level titty model gone fat”…it’s a “look at a fat chick who monetized pre-fat because she knew she was genetically predisposed to this….clever little Eastern European…they have it all figured out…just ask Irina Shayk…

Point of the story – girls always grow into their tits – and more importantly – it’s the era of the plus sized model – where this kind of body is still deemed hot…so show it off for pervs to stare….

Here is her pre-obesity….titty modelling…where you can tell she was bound to be a fat chick…

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2016

07

Dec

Day 7 of Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar Proving This Year Fucking Sucks of the Day

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Fuck Love Magazine and their pandering to whatever audience they can by getting whatever “it girl” with a following they can to get into lingerie to roll around …there’s zero story, zero continuity, it is lazy and they just assume it is good because they have people with following in their garbage, and they know people will post their garbage, because it is the internet and people are too fucking lazy to produce content….so instead we just look at judge….

Abbey Clancy is some re-branded UK cokehead who dates footballers and who was a lingerie model who went by the name ABIGAIL CLANCY but I guess that was too classy, or fancy, or mature for her – as her face melted away and she turned what must be 45…you know do somethin fresh and exciting which is interesting since there’s nothing fresh or exciting about this Love Magazine video, it’s just tired and depressing…

Posted in:Abbey Clancy|Videos

2016

07

Dec

92 Year Old Goes to Meet 11 Year Old for Sex and Other Videos of the Day

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Sex Fail of the Day

Insane Motorcycle Accident –

Angry Fat Woman Road Rage Ninja….

Fiery Crash in Florida Police Chase

Car Jacker VS Cop SUV

Cop Gets Fired for Threatening a White Teen – Because Teen Said “Fuck the Police” –

Dude’s Last Seconds of Life – Crazy

Girl Taken Out by Wave

Thief at the Police Station….

Little Kid Takes Over Dad’s Car when Dad steps Out of Car – and Runs Over People

Truck – Gone Backwards at the intersection..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

07

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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While people argue about Trump being named the man of the year by TIME….he’s your president elect – have some respect..

Other people are arguing about the Grammy nominees, like how Beyonce, a poptart bullshit puppet that isn’t an “Artist”…stop calling these people artists…commerical success means they are a product…who cares about her rock nominee…more importantly who cares about the Grammy’s…its bullshit marketing…people who we are already forced to listen to..it is all a scam.

I argue with girls about Bush…because it blows my mind that girls still shave their fucking pussies, like bush isn’t erotic, because the hair removal industry created an unnecessary need…yes their waxer and other women will make them feel insecure – but dudes will fuck anything – bush or no bush and if they say bush is gross they are faggots….

PS – It’s scientifically proven that BUSH is better SO IT’S NOT JUST A FETISH – IT IS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT BUSH IS BETTER

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Trump is Man of the Year
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Brits Train Surfing in Paris
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Fionna Apple Made a Trump Parody Xmas Song – Reminding Us Why She’s Not Famous ANymore…
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Khloe Kardashian Finally Admits She has a Dick and That Her Transition isn’t Over
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Melissa Benoist in the New York Post
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Dude Playing a Shotgun Guitar
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THe Original Selena’s Dad is Suing Her Husband..Cashing In All THese Years Later…
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2016

06

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Every good story starts with “So I was eating cured meat out of this bitch’s pussy”…and ends with…at least that’s what I thought it was…until realizing it was just her shit covered asshole…she must have some fleshy growths but more importantly, she must eaten something spicy…because my throat still burns….

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Here are some stepLINKS…because no one cares about me.

Nicki Minaj Making Fun of a Retard
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Jourdan Dunn Tits at the British Fashion Awards…
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Bethenny Frankel – In a Bikini
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8 Dollar Salmon VS 56 Dollar Salmon
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Michelle Trachtenberg – is a Big Girl
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Mariah Carey – Busty as Fuck
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Kylie Jenner and a Snake
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The Evolution of Stunts
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The Frog Pic from Jakarta That Sparked Photoshop Crazies
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The Rare Mole Cricket
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Apparently – This is Aubrey Plaza’s See Through
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Ariel Winter’s Sloppy Tits
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Slutty Girls for Christmas
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Salma Hayek – Exists – Still Busty
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Tom Hardy – Naked in Mud
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The Grand Tour Race Toy Cars
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People are excited that Buzz Aldrin’s Doctor after his South Pole Death – was Named Dr David Bowie….because David Bowie Had a Song About Space Once…
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Chanel Westcoast – Nipple
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Madonna Says – Trump Won Because Women Hate Women
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Epic Domino Colosseum
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Cat VS Climbing Wall
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Kristen Bell – Worst Photoshoot Ever
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Courtney Stodden – Tits Out
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Some Optical Illusions and Mind Tricks
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Snow Storm in Hawaii
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Amazon Builds Supermarkets with no Checkout
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Hailey Baldwin’s Got Cleavage..
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Bella Hadid Wants You To Know She Has a Personality
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Way Too Many Pics in Today’s Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Titty Dance
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Rose McGowan Pussy
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Random Naked Trash Getting Naked in the Garden
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Big Titty Envy
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Big Baboon Ass
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Half a Butthole
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Romantic Christmas
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Twas The Night Before Christmas in the Sybian
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School Play Gets Lit
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Big Tits on an Island
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Tits and a Hammer
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Good Porn WTF Moments
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Guys Play an Evil Joke on friend…
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

06

Dec

Bella Hadid’s Nipple for Paper Magazine of the Day

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In really exciting news…that isn’t exciting…but that is up there on “fake news” caliber of worth wasting our already too short lives on….

Bella Hadid, the bootleg Hadid sister, who is actually hotter than the retard looking Hadid sister, but who is a little more horse faced – but equally jacked up with face fillers, who is now on the rise, the new it girl, doing very important things like VS Fashion shows, because her dad…is rich and bought them their careers and the world is basic, easy to manipulate, when you’re in the center of that nonsense…

This is for Paper Magazine, notorious for taking nudes of Kim K, because like all other media, they are trying to make noise with totally irrelevant, redundant, repetitive, bullshit photoshoot…but you can see her nipple…which is SUPER important…because if you’re going to look at rich, overrated trash, it might as well have a nipple…

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