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2016

03

Nov

Kate Upton VS Jessica Simpson in Big Tits Doing Grease of the Day

I realize that Halloween is over, but I am all about the table scraps, the leftover stragglers that are just kinda hanging around after the main event, those are usually the ones with no where to go, or the ones looking for a warm shower and meal, or in a lot of cases with fat girls like Jessica Simpson and Kate Upton, looking for sex.

So what better way to hang onto the dream for those girls who still haven’t gone home after their Halloween bender on Monday night….you know just railing lines of adderall or meth…wasted in some crack den…still wearing a her Harley Quinn costume…or parts of it that aren’t covered in semen, puke and broken dreams…because you know that’s happening somewhere..

Than to look at and compare fatty Jessica Simpson big tits and fatty Kate Upton big tits…dressed in the same costume…because they are basic, not creative, puppets who need people to direct their behavior….

So here’s Jessica Simpson:

and her’s Kate Upton….

Both not showing enough big tit…so to make up for it -here is Kate Upton doing some fitness / humping the air…..porn to some…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Kate Upton|SFW

2016

03

Nov

Paulo Sutch Hipster Shoot for Under the Influence of the Day

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Paulo Sutch is some photographer from instagram – I don’t know if he’s actually considered an instagram photographer because he’s only got 700 followers…but he is taking pics for some magazine of hipster looking girls…so maybe he’s just too cool for instagram – which is a thing that’s finally happening for the people who pretend to be real artists…even though art doesn’t exist – because how can you claim to be art when you’re peddling your bullshit photos on a publicly traded company that made 7 billion dollars in revenue in the last 3 months because they are an evil organization that have the world or the internet by the fucking balls…it seems to me that working for some asshole empire in exchange for exposure may be the whole basis of art and the reason only rich people looking for substance in their trust fund life – are in the art scene…but it’s just counter intuitive…maybe just more proof that art is a fucking lie..

That said, these are for some magazine called UNDER THE INFLUENCE…featuring hipster looking girls – who aren’t necessarily hot to me…and look dirty and scrubby even if they aren’t and it’s just a look…and they are showing tits…and that’s all I actually care about…tits.

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2016

03

Nov

Naked Woman on a Rampage and Other Videos of the Day

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Just a Kid Pulling Stunts on the Train…

Man Says “excuse me to thug”….Thug Kills him with One Punch

Naked Man Tries Suicide…

Robber Smashes Glass Door – Next Day Waitress Falls Through Window…

Just a Broom Fight…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

03

Nov

Trick or Treating with a Bait Kid of the Day

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(click the pic to see the video moron)

I generally hate youtube videos, even though there’s an element of youtube that is amazing because it doesn’t rely on suits choosing what gets seen or not, at least that’s what they want you to think, but the reality is that when google bought youtube, they set up their content partners and paid them out a percentage of ad revenue they made off their content, making a lot of these assholes rich….even if they don’t really need to be rich…without getting agencies and production companies involve…you know just evil empire and filmer guy and end user…that’s all we need…

I do like trolls, even when they are fake, and I know that this may not be as candid as expected, he probably tipped off the people first..but if it’s not set up and it is legit, I thought it was clever…because the only think I like to laugh at, since laughing is a waste of time, I don’t believe in it…and comedy is lame as a concept…especially stand-up comedy…I love stupidity…and human fails…where in this case…they just believe a fake kid is a real kid…it’s just the basic kind of troll I like…

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Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

03

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t watch sports, but I did agree to watch the baseball game with my neighbor, even though out of all sports, baseball is the least interesting, and the entire time he was freaking out with “Oh My Gods”….and “Did you see that play”…and “this is the most exciting game ever”….making me realize that if I was to choose any game to torture myself through, it might as well be the most exciting one, but more importantly, realizing that the most exciting baseball game is as boring as I’d expect making me wonder what the least exciting game would look like…but not really…because unlike Bill Murray, I’m done with the sport…

The depressing thing in this story is that I had a 21 year old offer to sit on my face while I jerk off – and I was like “no babe, got baseball plans”…you know can’t always give these girls what they want…but let me repeat…she is a 21 year old girl…offering to sit on my face….and I chose baseball…which I guess this is what sports loving dude do everytime their fat wives want to cum…BUT the difference is this was a 21 year old…I repeat…a 21 year old….

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How To Get Away With Murder in Yellowstone national Park
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It’s Bill Murray Winning the World Series…
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Drunk Madonna Porn…
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f1 Pitt Stop Explained
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Gigi Hadid Thigh – Looking Skinny
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Jennifer Lawrence has Tits but You’ve Already See Them
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In Hooker News – Eliot Spitzer’s Hooker is Heading to Prison
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Jessica Simpson Dressed like Grease…
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Log Pile Art…
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How About the Evolution of Tom Cruise
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Party Fail Compilation
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2016

02

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Lesbians are always so angry – and they get really mad when you make reference to them being angry due to not getting enough cock…they find it misogynistic because it assumes that I think cock makes the world a better place, or that I think cock makes the world go round, when really I just think cock…not my cock…my cock isn’t substantial and dissapoints many…but a cock in general will make lesbians happier…if only they aren’t lesbians because their dad raped them…you know the cock fearing lesbians…who are actually usually the nicer lesbians with nothing to prove…

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Lohan’s New Accent is the BEst
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Hailey Baldwin Legs
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Some Famewhore Topless on the BEach
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Body Shaming has Made Hailee Steinfeld Less Fat and It’s Good
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Serena Williams in Costume…Event Though Everyday is a Costume Involving her Hiding her Dick
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Bill Murray Giving Away His World Series Ticket
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Cubs VS Indians Sluts
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Emma Watson – as Belle in Beauty and the Beast
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The Art of the Wrestling PROMO
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Ariel Winter – Shaved Walrus – Booty Flash
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Sara Underwood Keeps Bringing It
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Elsa Hosk – Hard Nipples
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Lady Gaga and her See Through Outfit
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Alicia Vikander Legs and BRa
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Whore Emily Sears in Costumes
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Jessica Biel Working
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Gemma Atkinson’s Hot Body in a Bikini by the Pool
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8 Dollar PASTA VS 100 DOLLAR PASTA
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Pam ANderson – ANti Uber
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Bella Hadid – Bra Top…
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Lily James Avoiding a Pussy Flash
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Charlie Sheen for the Indians
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Heidi Klum and Ellen
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Paris Hilton Lives
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Maitland Ward Huge Tits – Terrifying and Old in Costume
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Emma Watson Feminist in the Subway
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Madonna is Drunk and Out of Control
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Mexican Nissan VS AMerican Nissan Crash Test
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Big Tits on a Car Ride
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Sex in Some TV Show
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Sluts Just Trying to Pay The Bills By Not Working…
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Porn Girls on Halloween
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Hot Naked Chick
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2016

02

Nov

Lost Vegas by IMperial Pictures of the Day

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The best photographer in the game, doing the best stylized pictures that actually speak to my fucking soul, is Jonathan Leder.

He’s been at it long before instagram, he used to run a magazine that created celebrities like Ashley Smith…I know she’s not a celebrity…but because of him she looked good enough to eventually get into Sports Illustrated….I am sure that’s the last person he wants to talk about bringing up from TEXAS before losing her to TRUMP models….because there have been so many better shoots, with better people…and they all are exactly what I want out of a shoot.

He’s consistently produced amazing photoshoots – that actually feel more authentic, even if semi staged, than any of the shit being put out on instagram by all the poser, losers, who claim to be artists, with the thirsty fame seeking hookers looking for followers.

As far as I’m concerned, this is the real fucking deal…and every one of these photos makes me feel like I am on a fun adventure that I wasn’t invited on because no one like the fat guy masturbating in the corner…

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2016

02

Nov

Salma Hayek in GQ Mexico of the Day

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Salma Hayek may be old, washed up, boring….because she’s rich and has made it in America as a Mexican import who barely speaks english, unless that’s just part of her act, where she milks being a Mexican you want to milk, and wish was illegally working in your house cleaning and taking care of your kids for a dollar a day – so that you can Arnold Schwarzenegger her – but realize it’s a fantasy – because she’s not an illegal…and more importantly…because you don’t have a dollar a day to pay her if she was…sadness…

I guess she’s in some midlife crisis, or pulling out the old content she shot and never used, for GQ Mexico…in her second media blitz for Mexico in a day, maybe she’s running for President there…or maybe she’s got a new movie…or maybe she’s calling favors to get the attention she SEEKS…who knows…but good fucking job…reminding us why you exist…THEM TITS. Solid…yet so soft and juicy…like a ripe Mexican Avacado i want to stick my dick in….and fuck…because I am that dude you can’t leave rotting fruit around…I’ll just fuck it.

Posted in:Salma Hayek|SFW

2016

02

Nov

Caroline Vreeland for Lui Magazine of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland is some fat titty instagram leech who is based in LA, has huge fucking tits, is probably not even named Vreeland, but is riding some diluted family connection to one of the original fashion icons who worked in NY fashion, to use as an angle in trying to get ahead…when she’s not milking her “Bff”…instagram hooker “PEACE LOVE SHEA” who used to be a slutty instagram girl…before rebranding herself as fashion….getting invited to all the fashion events…because people are fucking idiots and believe anything..

So these are “it girls” at least amongst themselves in their LA plastic, bullshit, zero cool, disney commercial pop nonsense…that has no soul…but she’s playing a part to get a head and with that comes pulling out the fat tits…and we like fat tits…so keep up the good work…fat tits….doing the Em Rat Cow…because if you do it in LA…it seems to transcend across the world….

This shit is for LUI magazine…there are nude pics of her HERE

Posted in:Caroline Vreeland

2016

02

Nov

Zippora Seven Naked of the Day

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Zippora Seven is some hipster fashion nude model from New Zealand…because with a name like Zippora Seven you can assume that her Hippie parents weren’t too conservative about her running off and being naked, if anything they raised her on some commune…where everyone was naked…doing the cult life….at least that’s the impression she wants to give you…maybe her name isn’t even Zippora…and it’s all lies…which would make the most sense in this thirsty, trashy, dying for fans and likes world we live in….but at least she’s doing the “I have a bush, real tits and go to festivals in vintage panties” angle…and not the Kardashian sugar baby with fake faces angle…this is a better look….

From what I remember about her, is that she’s been getting naked as a model since she was 15 or 16…up on some TRACI LORDS shit, but for fashion not porn…and that it was for actual magazines not instagram accounts…so I feel her nipples are more authetic…more real…more deserving of being looked at…and not as desperate or lame as other nippples tend to be in this nipple for attention existence we live…

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