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2016

06

Dec

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Stance for Vogue of the Day

Kristen Stewart is a lesbian…and Photo number 6 – if you take the time to cruise through these pics..which I don’t think you should since she looks like a dyke.

Not that I hate dykes, or don’t find dykes hot, I mean there’s something awesome about a woman who looks like she’s going to a construction site when really she’s just going to the grocery store, because women can’t escape their gender roles, no matter how thick their beards are, or how big her construction boots are at Home Depot… it’s that dykes hate me, cuz of this whole penis thing. I try to tell them it’s just a clit gone wrong, because when buried in my fat, it can really be anything, it’s not a weapon or the patriarchy or that guy who raped you…it could be your friend, maybe if I rub week old tuna on it? Will that help our friendship blossom?

Well, she is a dyke…so I guess this fashion shoot makes sense…spread em…Twilight.

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2016

06

Dec

Bikini Model Natalie Roser of the Day

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Natalie Roser is not a hoser, but a hoser is something Canadians call themselves, which I don’t real understand, but I do understand the concept of HOSING someone down, which I rarely get to do, because girls fear golden showers, which makes no sense to me…because they’ll eat ass and take mucusy cum loads to their mouths, and that shit isn’t sterile, while urine is…silly girls need to read up on science or some shit…or maybe it’s cuz they pretend they don’t like being degraded, on some college caliber protest that bores me…

NOT THAT THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH Natalie Roser…i’m sure she’s down to be peed on, it’s part of her job description of being an “up and coming model who looks like she’s 40 and these were shot in the 90s”…

Catalog pics are the fucking worst…

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2016

06

Dec

Stella Maxwell for Love Magazine of the Day

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This is just so fucking stupid…..

It’s a little Stella Maxwell trying to seduce someone she calls Daddy, while referring to herself as mommy, in what is somehow inspired by the Wolf of Wall Street, because why not…and the script because I watched the whole thing, that left me feeling empty and alone and in a world of very lazy content production, doing the bare minimum, evoking zero fucking emotion or excitement, pretty much inspired with low grade, low budget porn…but pretending it is FASHION….as she discusses throwing away all her panties and spreading her pussy in short skirts…for “daddy to look at but not touch”…like some kind of temptress..

What she doesn’t tell you is about the herpes outbreak, that the panties irritate, because that’s how you get into Victoria’s Secret and this “it girl”…who only they really think they are “it girls”…the media is just lazy and figures use the people already doing shit..so that no one actually puts anything good out there…

I prefer which their theme is Christmas, since it’s Christmas….because whatever this is, is just weak..I’m not a hater, I just see shit when I see shit..

I post shit because my site is shit and I’m even lazier than these people out there producing shit…because shit…why bother when shit is so celebrated…

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2016

06

Dec

Creep Looking up Skirts at Walmart and Other Videos of the Day

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Ghetto Bitch Threw her Cat off a Third Floor Balcony for Social Media – While Her Ghetto Friend Lifed…This is theFucking World We Live in….and It Makes me Very fucking Mad…..her name is Tikeemah Lassiter…she must be Shot

The Man Who Spins Bike Wheel on his Asshole

Man Eats Spaghetti with his Dogs

Don’t Fight with Robbers with Guns while on Dirt Roads

Chinese Car in the River

Chinese Bentley Disaster –

Clerk Fights Off Armed Robber

Robber Punches Woman in her Apartment Building – Nice Guy

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2016

06

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The holiday season always gets me feeling sentimental…maybe it’s all the drinking and eating of cookies that puts me into diabetes psychosis…or maybe it’s because my hemorrhoids always seem to flare up in response the emotional trauma I have from being raped one Christmas when I was a kid – but a guy dressed like Santa Claus who was staying in our orphanage…maybe they are hemorrhoids at all..but rather just ‘ghost’ scars, like how amputees feel an arm where their arm once was….

Or maybe talking about being a kid raped by Santa is the wrong way to start this cheerful day, but instead I should focus on my breast feeding obsession that involved at least one stranger – college aged – sucking on my nipple in a bar saying “Momma” for her snapchat…that I creative directed…because I am an artist…they call me Art Jesus…

I guess I should post some stepLINKS…because I don’t know where I’m going with this, but I can’t stay here.

Don’t Rob the Motherfucker who is Pretending to be a Statue
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Kendall Jenner – Braless
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Video from High Places for you Pussies afraid of Heights
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When Men’s Bikes have a Horizontal Crossbar
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Serena Williams Wants Gender Equality
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Jennifer Lawrence on a Surf Board
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Most Basketball Three Pointers in One Minute
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This Amy Schumer Barbie Shit is Ridiculous
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FOAM PARTY AT THE POWER STATION
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Tom Ford Thinks All Dudes Should Be a Bottom Once
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2016

05

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Watching women who feel liberated breast feed in public places, because it’s not a shameful act and we should all celebrate seeing titties in public, seems to always piss off the women who are trying to prove a point that her breast feeding is some kind of protest against the patriarchy – instead of being open to being watched by a pervert…and I think that’s abusive, or wrong…it’s like let me join you, your tits, this coffee shop that doesn’t care, are our STANDING ROCK…together…let’s bring down the man, who doesn’t want this to go down, for clean drinking water for a future generation….you bring the tits…and I will bring the eyes to stare and scream “OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR TITS – CAN I SIT IN ON THIS ONE”….but instead…they want to work alone…in their feeding…they want nothing to do with me…and instead I am forced to find crackwhores who couldn’t fund the abortion with retard crack babies…all malnourished…but still producing milk…willing to charge me for my titty milk fetish I blame my mom for leaving me…after leaving me…which as a side note is a terrible way or thing to incorporate into seducing hot chicks…because when you say “MOM” at a bar…they get thrown off…and you follow up with “why did you die when I was 8″….motherfucker you’re not getting laid…it’s a total misuse of potential topic you can manipulate girls with…get it to-fucking-gether..bro…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Kaley Cuoco – Slutty
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Anastasia Ashley in a Bikini….
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CNN Crew Jokes Abotu Trump’s Plane Crashing
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Weird School Shooting PSA….
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Jennifer Lawrence’s Butt Almost Killed a Man
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Charlie XCX – Slutty Performance
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Josh Brolin’s Naked Ass…
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No One Gives a Fuck Abotu Tiffani Amber Thiessen in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner Gives the Finger While Not Waring Bra
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Sara Jean Underwood – Side Tit
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Real Housewives of Miami House…
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Throwback Monday – Ariel Winter Ass
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Alessandra Ambrosio Braless in a Tight Sweater
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Eminem’s Rap God Performed by Animals..
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Close Call with an SUV
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Julianne Hough’s Golden Pokies…
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Guess Who is Hosting the Oscars
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Bucket Drummer of the Day
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How Many Shipping Containers are Lost at Sea….
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Kendall Jenner See Through…
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Chick TASES her Crotch
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Cats Getting Stuck in Things – The Video
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Angry Statue Kicks Dude in the Face
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Karrueche Tran Went to the Beach
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More Karreuche Tran in a Bikini
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Natalie Portman – READY TO DROP..
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Taylor Swift’s Power is Shutting Down
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Amy Schumer is Playing Barbie – Kill Yourself Now
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9 Things You Didn’t Know About Rocky
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Chris Pratt Failed Card Trick!
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Lisa Opie – No Underwear – Dumb Hair
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Rose McGowan Finger banging Pussy…
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The Director of Last Tango in Paris Admits the Rape Scene was a REAL rape…WHAT THE FUCK
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Titty Dance
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WTF Moments in Porn
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Big Titties Get Pulled Out
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VAGINA TOUCHING
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Topless Girls TOgether
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West World Tits
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

05

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Bikini Magic of the Day

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Bella Thorne looks good in these self produced – half naked by the pool in her bikini for social media pictures that are slutty enough to get attention – or to make those of us who follow her because she’s a hot half naked 18 year old – really appreciate her for her talent and her trolling of the world.. because her body is totally amazing and skinny in a world polluted with so much obesity..

She seems like she’s slipping more and more into a terrible, drug addict, messy place…and I like it…because it’s not like she’s a relevant actress, she’s really just an instagram bitch who acted first and does this because it’s what actually matters….none of these girls who have made it historically were talented or inspiring…it’s all dog shit, recycled year after year…so stick to what matters..which is this kind of shit…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

05

Dec

Ariel Winter’s Big Tits at an Event of the Day

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Ariel Winter from TV, a network TV, a device that uses the same screen as your NETFLIX, but for old people, with shows that are laid out according to a schedule some asshole executive decides…like a fascist that is just trying to sell commercials…on a platform that charges you monthly fees…even though it will just syndicate its shows on the internet…hoping someone sees their overpriced garbage…

I dont watch SITCOMS, I hate anything newer than 1986, but I guess Ariel Winter got a fanbase of creeps into fat chicks with tits who go through puberty….and she’s just milking that shit like the cow that she looks like she is….you know if you’re going to run with a concept…like milking…you might as well go all out…

Here’s another picture from her social media – titty grinding…for her friend’s birthday…young slutty fun…

Here’s a TOPLESS video / gif of her gyrating…because a day is not complete without Ariel Winter…the porker..who doesn’t want to be called fat – despite being fat…

Oh and here’s a picture from a photoshoot she did in a magazine where she said she doesn’t want to be called fat…

Look I’m like an Ariel Winter fan club and I’m not even a fan! I think she’s garbage, and I’m surprised I even know who she is, it’s pathetic, but I’m such a great contributor to society with posts like this that I call “follow her on instagram – replace me”

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

05

Dec

Maisie Williams Topless for Facebook of the Day

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Maisie Williams was topless on Facebook, but she decided to not put her nipples forward, because she’s mean, conservative, possibly saving something for when she’s not at the top of her fucking career and needs to throw something out there to get some attention – as titty pics go…and I’ve never done a post on her before…this is new to me, fresh waters…or fresh meat would be more approrpriate…even though anyone, even 19 year olds from the UK are not fresh meat the second they enter very famous hit TV shows…that would go against how I’ve always thought these girls get cast for things because they are interchangeable…and she’s capable and willing to post this kind of content of herself for no money or really anything…it’s just facebook…making her willing to do so much more behind closed doors…at least that’s my theory…

This is so wild and crazy, like a UK Glamour model, but from TV…what would the Queen say about this naughty behavior…I bet she’d be disappointed…She’s on my money and that’s what I say to every stripper I get lap dances from…..”if the queen knew where here face was being inserted, she’d probbaly be offended, oh and sorry for the UTI you’re going to get from this, it probably won’t be that bad with all your other antibiotic resistant infections in your cunt….if I decide to actually pay them….because I am mean to sex workers…I treat them like prostitutes…I wonder why..oh right…

I don’t understand women or why they want to get naked on the internet – but I am glad they do…

Posted in:Maisie Williams|SFW

2016

05

Dec

Chanel West Coast Nipple for Instagram of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is from some MTV show and no one cares…it is no more and even when it was on TV…I don’t think anyone cared…because it’s TV….

She’s also a rapper…thank god…because you can’t define yourself as a girl on a TV show no one cares about – because it is TV….you need other marketable skills…like rapping…even though no one cares about her rapping…at least I don’t care about her rapping…I’ve never heard her rapping…I just look at her slutty pics for social media that make me think that if people cared about her then why would she be putting her nipple out there…

Oh right…because it is empowering…it is feminist to post nipple pics and it’s true…it makes me feel so strong and so free…because tits a liberating experience….unless you marry them and they rape your fucking soul….

Speaking of rape, here’s that rapist…not raping your ears with her lame rhymes..but if you’re into it…you can imaging raping her ears…because I assume that’d be the only way a girl would let you fuck her ear…it wouldn’t be a consensual thing…you MONSTER…

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