Not because I’ve met her in Art Basel and hung out with her – only to discover that despite dating old guys – she’s really kind of sweet, thin, rocking huge fake tits and unlike most Florida trash…but still at the beach, in bikinis, friendly with other Florida instagram models like Charlotte McKinney….
Not because I follow her shit and have her entire career, from snapchat to instagram…even though I do follow her shit…
Olivia Munn is the worst…she’s been so shameless in her career, and it’s worked out for her, I mean she gets jobs as an actress, after being a fucking host, on some show barely anyone watched…and now all her hollywood dreams have come true, in some serious polarizing or winning some kind of lottery that makes little to no sense, since she’s not that hot…she just got nerds to think she was into what they are into, really owned that shit, because she’s an actor remember…pretending to like a videogame while talking to a virgin with your tits out as he cums himself…is easy… making her hot to them, and able to leverage that to this…acting shit….celebrity shit…in big movies and …when she should be working for local youtube gamer channel for 30 grand a year….but I guess she always had a goal, an objective, and her using, worked and it worked…and we can assume tht putting her tits out in a sheer dress is nothing compared to the work she had to do with her actual genitals to get here….making her pussy story the inspiring story of pussy survival and winning…I guess…it needs to be a kids show
Here’s the most representative photo to sum up her career….Getting stains out of her dress…if you know what I mean..(if you don’t, let me give you a hint, it’s not about her being a sloppy eater…if you know what I mean)….if you still don’t know what I mean…fuck yourself and die – I hate you.
Kate Bosworth is fucking wonderful….and there’s nothing more Christmas that a relaxing shoot of a skinny, despite being old by now, but still maintaining how good she’s always looked to me, despite being old….in her pyjamas…because they snuck in that panty shot and panties are fucking wonderful…both on the floor, on the girl, on my face, in the dumpster, on a clothes line for me to sniff and steal, in the store for me to touch inappropriately knowing some dumb bitch will try them on…because panties are great even when you’re not a panty fetishists…especially when the girl in panties looks like this…she’s one of the best there ever was, I wonder why her career was serious dog shit, while other bitches got paid…just another example of how unfair this world is…
Britt Maren is an American model who came onto the scene looking pretty fucking average, but has gone onto do the DREAM job of VICTORIA’s SECRET something all these fake hipster models who pretend they are too good for the PROMO model job, only to jump up and down with the approval they seek from being cast for the mall brand, because that’s just HOW these people work…they are in it for fame, attention, money, success, rich boyfriends…and they can pretend as much as they want…they aren’t fooling me…
So keep doing these “artistic nudes”….trying to have some depth, concept, purpose, vision, creative direction….where they can pretend they are “muses”…to the content producers…but really…they just lookin’ for likes…and I’m a basic…very basic man…so she’s got my approval…something she may pretend she’s not be looking for…but then why is she naked in pics?
I showed the nipple pic to a girl saying do you see how this magazine called Harper’s Bazaar sneaks nipples into photoshoots because nipples get people excited – even when it is for fashion – because despite all the social justice warrior fights and protests…to desexualize a nipple – the nipple is still something that most men, even faggot type men, can jerk off to…but you don’t see gay dudes jerking off on gay websites for gay dudes to jerk off to them saying “stop looking at my nipple like that”…because gay dudes, despite being bitches, aren’t actual bitches..
I guess what I am trying to say is that girls like to whine, and that’s why I prefer them sitting on my face…or chocking on a cock..because it’s when they are at their best…distracted from their over active and annoying minds…
Kristen Stewart is a lesbian…and Photo number 6 – if you take the time to cruise through these pics..which I don’t think you should since she looks like a dyke.
Not that I hate dykes, or don’t find dykes hot, I mean there’s something awesome about a woman who looks like she’s going to a construction site when really she’s just going to the grocery store, because women can’t escape their gender roles, no matter how thick their beards are, or how big her construction boots are at Home Depot… it’s that dykes hate me, cuz of this whole penis thing. I try to tell them it’s just a clit gone wrong, because when buried in my fat, it can really be anything, it’s not a weapon or the patriarchy or that guy who raped you…it could be your friend, maybe if I rub week old tuna on it? Will that help our friendship blossom?
Well, she is a dyke…so I guess this fashion shoot makes sense…spread em…Twilight.
Natalie Roser is not a hoser, but a hoser is something Canadians call themselves, which I don’t real understand, but I do understand the concept of HOSING someone down, which I rarely get to do, because girls fear golden showers, which makes no sense to me…because they’ll eat ass and take mucusy cum loads to their mouths, and that shit isn’t sterile, while urine is…silly girls need to read up on science or some shit…or maybe it’s cuz they pretend they don’t like being degraded, on some college caliber protest that bores me…
NOT THAT THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH Natalie Roser…i’m sure she’s down to be peed on, it’s part of her job description of being an “up and coming model who looks like she’s 40 and these were shot in the 90s”…
It’s a little Stella Maxwell trying to seduce someone she calls Daddy, while referring to herself as mommy, in what is somehow inspired by the Wolf of Wall Street, because why not…and the script because I watched the whole thing, that left me feeling empty and alone and in a world of very lazy content production, doing the bare minimum, evoking zero fucking emotion or excitement, pretty much inspired with low grade, low budget porn…but pretending it is FASHION….as she discusses throwing away all her panties and spreading her pussy in short skirts…for “daddy to look at but not touch”…like some kind of temptress..
What she doesn’t tell you is about the herpes outbreak, that the panties irritate, because that’s how you get into Victoria’s Secret and this “it girl”…who only they really think they are “it girls”…the media is just lazy and figures use the people already doing shit..so that no one actually puts anything good out there…
I prefer which their theme is Christmas, since it’s Christmas….because whatever this is, is just weak..I’m not a hater, I just see shit when I see shit..
I post shit because my site is shit and I’m even lazier than these people out there producing shit…because shit…why bother when shit is so celebrated…
Ghetto Bitch Threw her Cat off a Third Floor Balcony for Social Media – While Her Ghetto Friend Lifed…This is theFucking World We Live in….and It Makes me Very fucking Mad…..her name is Tikeemah Lassiter…she must be Shot
The Man Who Spins Bike Wheel on his Asshole
Man Eats Spaghetti with his Dogs
Don’t Fight with Robbers with Guns while on Dirt Roads
Chinese Car in the River
Chinese Bentley Disaster –
Clerk Fights Off Armed Robber
Robber Punches Woman in her Apartment Building – Nice Guy
The holiday season always gets me feeling sentimental…maybe it’s all the drinking and eating of cookies that puts me into diabetes psychosis…or maybe it’s because my hemorrhoids always seem to flare up in response the emotional trauma I have from being raped one Christmas when I was a kid – but a guy dressed like Santa Claus who was staying in our orphanage…maybe they are hemorrhoids at all..but rather just ‘ghost’ scars, like how amputees feel an arm where their arm once was….
Or maybe talking about being a kid raped by Santa is the wrong way to start this cheerful day, but instead I should focus on my breast feeding obsession that involved at least one stranger – college aged – sucking on my nipple in a bar saying “Momma” for her snapchat…that I creative directed…because I am an artist…they call me Art Jesus…
I guess I should post some stepLINKS…because I don’t know where I’m going with this, but I can’t stay here.
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