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2017

11

Jan

Doutzen Kroes, Isabeli Fontant and Natashy Poly Tits for Balmain of the Day

I always assumed no one gave a fuck about Doutzen Kroes – because Victoria’s Secret, a mall brand, threw her out….and no one was upset about it…except maybe her and her husband because it would mean that she’s around more…

She’s a fucking mom with a bunch of kids, sure she still looks good, but when a mall brand gets rid of you, you’d think a fashion brand wouldn’t touch you…then you remember that all this bullshitt is connected…and that all this bullshit is bullshit…and that Kim Kardashian is a big advocate for this brand Balmain…meaning despite being overpriced it’s ghetto as fuck….and has no standards…

But it does feature tits..and I like model tits in ads…it works for me.

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2017

11

Jan

Bella Brown in Bathing Suits for Marie Claire Australia of the Day

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What the world needs more of – is a girl named Bella…because there aren’t enough 20 year olds named Bella….out there making it because of their tits…

I’ve never heard of this model BELLA BROWN…maybe she’s not even a model…it’s all so confusing these days with the social media thing going on….but I know she’s in a bikini…in a magazine…so that’s something….something powerful, something important…something that lets us objectify her based on her body….the way it was meant to be…

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2017

11

Jan

Ireland Baldwin is Still Trying of the Day

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My favorite person who has blocked me on all social media – because I guess she just can’t stand seeing my name pop up when I leave erotic messages on her social media posts – Ireland Baldwin – the one who got away, mainly because she’s big and has strong powerful legs I can’t keep up with…but also because she’s had a series of really weird breakdowns…from being a surfer girlfriend in love….to being a gothic lesbian…to going to rehab…to coming back with face fillers…as her cousin get the career she wanted to get herself…in what is a sad story for those who feel sorry for themselves, but shouldn’t because their parents are rich and they can potentially do anything they want in life…but for some reason…tehy all want to be models and social media influencers…it’s fucking weird…but at least that comes with tits…cleavage…nipples…nudes…all things slutty for attention…like this dress..

Apparently her Mooch half brazilian cousin was out last night in some mesh dress for attention – and you can see her ass in a one piece leotard thing…because that’s fashion when you’re a mooch like her cousin….Hailey…the Stephen Baldwin daughter and Jenner groupie…always out there for attention…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2017

11

Jan

Grace Hartzel Tits of the Day

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Her name is Grace Hartzel… “Gracie” Hartzel….she’s an actual model – from small town Indiana who has made it to the runways of Paris because she’s tall and skinny….and has an amazing face…and I love tall and skinny…

She’s barely 20…and she’s already shown her vagina…full slit….and bush for editorial, hipster shoot, feminist hustle that’s not feminist at all, because a woman protesting or celebrating her femininity by “NOT” shaving her pubic hair is an absurd protest…it’s as if I was protesting something by taking a daily shit…you see because not shaving is actually easier than shaving…and it’s hotter than shaving…and to think having a bush is anything more than just having a bush…and spinning it like you’re not conforming to male expectations that are really just female expectations and norms they have created…because dudes will fuck anything…

But I am still a fan…but this isn’t a bush shot of the past, this is her in Vogue magazine,and not showing her BUSH because I guess she doesn’t need to anymore – even though I fucking love bush…because it’s not for me…and her pussy exposing hard work has paid off…but there are tits with little nipples and they are wonderful…

Whether she is another one of these fake feminist models….who is still a model – which is the opposite of feminism…but it’s trendy to claim to be a feminist because it adds substance to their vapid and relatively useless existence…because something they may not know – but should – is that their job is replaceable, there are thousands of girls trying to do the same thing in front of the camera…it is called INSTAGRAM…

I am a fan.

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2017

11

Jan

Hermione Corfield at the XXX Premiere of the Day

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I am pretty out of the loop, because I like being out of the loop, despite updating this bullshit everyday, with a focus on tits, I end up coming across random facts I don’t give a fuck about….but for some reason…I didn’t come across the fact that they are making a new XXX movie, because the first one wasn’t shit enough….or that they movie is already premiering….where people like this UK starlet I’ve never heard of – but who I think I like because she’s not a super famous cunt yet…but then again the low level famous people are usually just as cunty….named Hermione Corfield….

I am assuming she’s the “hot chick” in the movie…that Vin Diesel gets fucked up the ass with a strap on by….because I am still a believer that he’s actually a homo….

I just know that Hollywood is out of ideas, maybe because humanity has no fucking attention span or taste, and shitty action movies have always been made, watched, with huge grossing ticket sales…and the novelty of it being a sequel to another movie that made a lot of money…will get it seen…not to mention Vin Diesel loves killing a franchise over and over again…its kinda what his career is based on and the fact is…he’s fucking rich from it…all thanks to morons like you who support this kind of nonsense….while you can just get the same entertainment jerking off to Hermione Corfield’s instagram feed…not because it’s sexy..but because she’s in it…

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Nina Dobrev was also there CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hermione Corfield|SFW

2017

11

Jan

Sahara Ray Nipple Pasties of the Day

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Sahara Ray was on the route of being an Em Rat Cow. An early to instagram, busty girl, willing to get naked on camera, who shot with all the creeper nude photographers who are still around, and who still shoot naked girls….

She got a following, because we all love girls who show their tits, she started a bathing suit line, because when you show your tits and half naked body, you should only wear your own products to maximize / monetize the photos….but she never did the blurred lines video, so she didn’t hit Rat Cow big tits willing to showcase her tits level…but she still has big tits…and sometimes that’s all that matters…in fact…usually that is all that matters…at least when it comes to these vapid attention seekers….

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2017

11

Jan

Gigi Hadid – Bullshit Model of the Day

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I find it hilarious that Gigi Hadid exists….I find it funny that she’s a model…that she’s an “it girl”…that she’s polarized the world into taking her seriously…all because she’s rich and connected from LA….because she’s really not all that hot…

She’s just a talented marketer, or her hired hands who manage her career are good marketers, her mom, the people from the Real Housewive’s reality show, whoever she’s working with, because they’ve positioned her as this relevant thing, which has got her work, followers, relevance, and she’s making money she doesn’t need doing it….the world takes her seriously, calls her a model despite being some spoiled cunt who bought her career after latching onto the Kardashians …pretending to be a model…but then again we have to remind ourselves that modeling is the dumbest career and anyone can do it…so long as they stand in front of a camera making serious faces and poses…even though it looks like a fucking joke..

At least she’s not fat anymore…

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2017

11

Jan

Nicole Naude’s South African Model Tits on the Beach of the Day

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Nicole Naude is a model I’ve never heard of…but she’s from South Africa and showing her tits….

I guess there’s an upper class community that doesn’t livee in tribal villages and not HIV Positive…..

I actually know there’s an upper class community that doesn’t live in tribal villages….they are called “the white people”…who enslave the black people…because that’s just the Euro way…

I also know that along with sharks, high AIDS rates, Nelson Mandela, Apartheid….legless olympic runners who kill their model girlfriend there comes a lot of really hot chicks – some even killed by their legless Olympic boyfriends…that look great in bikinis…thanks to being some weirdly mixed colonialists who never left…and I guess Nicole Naude and her tits is one of them…

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2017

11

Jan

Caitlin Stasey Naked with her Dog of the Day

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Caitlin Stasey posted a picture of her naked and cuddling her dog – and it is so cute – because I like naked bitches on actual bitches….I’m into dogs, they are better than humans, more human than humans…and pretty much the best….

Caitlin Stasey is not a dog, she’s some Australian, with criminal ancestors on some show called Neighbors, that has been on TV for 50 years or more, that has created Kylie Minogue and other idiots and that has cycled through all kinds of low level actresses and made them famous in the native Australian land of trashy accents…

And I fucking love Australians, even with their trashy accents, because as cultured, well traveled as they are…they still get fucking drunk, high, and fuck….they are the hot girls stripping down to their underwear at a party…just to have a good time with a bunch of dickheads…and that kind of attitude…makes them matter. It’s a modern day love story…and you know me and my love for romance….

So her’s Caitlin Stasey…naked again…because she likes being naked on social media…

Posted in:Caitlin Stasey

2017

11

Jan